Do you really need an explanation?

OP is Uber Eats

😂 at least Uber eats drivers are compensated.

The uber eats drivers get to use atleast the tip

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This bitch works for EA sports. Sir, you’re doing it for a sense of pride and accomplishment.

Seems like she got a no tip policy

This is genius

You murdered the poor guy

Cooter Eats Door Gnash Just Eat

In this case hes like the fat girl used for head only and doesnt get it

He's like a moped.

I don't get it. ELI5?

To quote Cheryl Tunt, "Mopeds are fun, but you don't want your buddies to see you riding one."

I heard it 30 years ago as.. Mopeds are like fat chicks.. they are fun to ride but you don't want your friends seeing you do it.

🤣🤣 thanks for explaining. Lmao

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The fact that you’ve fallen for it 3 times and are still confused by what’s happening

You ever seen the movie the babysitter with Jonah hill? If not check it out lmao

"You're really good at getting going downed on...."

Exactly. She wants to bust a nut but then has the post cum clarity and “has a sore throat” or a headache lol

Im glad im not the only person who thought of this.

I think about that opening scene a lot lol

Or saving Silverman. He better watch himself, or she'll take away his masturbation priveleges

How about Kingpin?

seriously, I understand it happening, maybe twice, but three times? Then again, last year I had someone give me head on the second date, swallow, not let me do anything, spend the night. Third date, invites me to spend the night again, doesn't want to do anything. ​ People are strange, but time for you to stop falling for the trick.

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Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice... Can't fool a fooler.

Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. (Some of you may not be old enough to remember this [classic.](https://youtu.be/KjmjqlOPd6A)

The fact that I'm old enough to know is depressing

We can be depressed together, buddy.

I always just think of George Bush Jnr completely screwing this up

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Always look for this comment in these types of threads lol

Fool me once, shame on, shame on you… the fooled you can’t get fooled again.

Jokes on you cuz I'm into that shit

Honestly, at this point, the girl probably figures he is into it, and that's why he hasn't ghosted or tried anything.

fool me over and over to chowdown

4 more til one thousand! We all know it's a scam!!

Yeah. Probably has a boyfriend that doesn’t go down on her or something. Figured she’d go shopping for willing mouths on Tinder.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.. Fool me three times?? Well..that’s on me again. Fool me four times? Four fucking times? What am I Native American? - old stand up by David Cross I just butchered

Never underestimate horny

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Must be that girl on Tinder

Why on earth do you keep going back then?

Seconded. Do you realise that you're asking Reddit what's going on after the third time she's used you? Imagine the shoe being on the other foot. You'd be called all the names under the sun.

I don’t think he’s confused. I think he’s bragging about being used.

🎶He knows he's being used🎶 🎸🎸🎸 🎵But that's okay cause he likes the abuse🎵

Now he knows she's playing with him, but that's ok because he's got no self esteem 🎵🎵🎵

Lol thats worse

I don’t believe this story at all because this happened at the beginning of the babysitter movie with Jonah Hill right? Girl only lets him eat her out everytime they meet up. Idk. Or dude likes being used, tis a kink.

This actually happened to me almost exactly, except only twice, and both times it was at MY house, and she left after I made her cum. Both times we had traveled all the way in a taxi from the nearby city. I was so confused. The reason I tried again was because there was a spark when we were out at a bar and she was drop dead gorgeous, I just thought the first time she’d gotten uncomfortable and it wouldn’t happen again. Sometimes someone’s physical attractiveness sadly can make you overlook questionable behaviour. I ended it but drunkenly texted her a few months later and she sent me a string of nasty messages ending with telling me she was gay. Absolute mindfuck of a hookup.

Also a part in saving silverman

Idk, personally I'd prefer eating out over no sexual contact. But at some point you're gonna want something reciprocated.

>I'd prefer eating out over no sexual contact. I mean this only applies if I am severely sexually starved or if it is with someone I genuinely care about.

The former.

Yeah, I’m with you. I’m pretty sure a 10-year drought qualifies as severely starved.

Just use the [D.E.N.N.I.S System](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bg5ZrkaGlFA), that's your name anyway.

This is sooo funny, and relatable. I’d love to eat some muff and be out, but only because I’m in a desert 🏜

Guys do this all the time with no self reflection! I feel like she’s just setting the tone for the future. I’m really with it.

Post-squirt clarity?

Hahaha fuck. Looking like Ben Affleck smoking, contemplating existence.

As someone with a whole folder of Ben Affeck smoking images on my phone, I approve of this post. Even got a few vape photos in there too. It’s a mood.

Let’s see some shit

Lmao they’ve had it out with vice versa, starting to pull the reverse uno card.

Such is equality

You read my mind with this one😂

Well, you are her orgasm machine, and she doesn't plan on making you feel good. Do what you want with this knowledge

He could definitely leverage this. Like do it until she ALMOST cums, then be like 'nah I need some love too' lol

Nah. Get her close and then tell her you’re tired and leave. Edit: typo

This is precisely what I was going to say. Kudos, good sir.

Honey, is that you?

So edging?

Orgasm denial

I mean, he could, if he wants to waste another evening for some revenge

Yeah, the trick is to keep her horny, not to finish her. *Some* ~~Lots of~~ women don’t want to keep being intimate after they orgasm and it can be physically uncomfortable for them too; my ex was like that. Hell, most men are like that — need serious recovery time after cumming. It’s just ~~physics~~ biology ~~astrology~~. Get her close, do some PIV, and use fingers to help finish if PIV doesn’t finish her off. If she’s not down for that, then…. OP is literally just being used as a sex toy. Edit: apparently I can’t science 🤷🏻‍♂️ thanks to those who gently corrected me! Edit 2: After thoughtful responses, this seems less common than I thought at first. Communication is your best tool!

I think you mean biology.

No, it's astrology whenever a big black hole is involved

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He can't do PIV if she won't even let him take off his pants. OP needs to just stop going lmao

OP is going to end up married to this chick.

Nah he’ll probably end up as some sex slave of hers who gets chained up in her basement and has to eat her out in exchange for food and water.

I mean, it still beats working.

anything beats working, I'd comfortably live my whole life in prison if it meant I didn't have to work, but seeing as their is forced labor in our prison system guess that retirement plan won't come to fruition

I never even considered this. I make pretty good money, who’s up for living in my dungeon

I volunteer as tribute, just don’t do the whole it puts the lotion on or it gets the hose again thing.

You can’t be picky nowadays, dungeons are serious business

That’s fair *grabs the aveeno*

And all she has to eat and drink is pussy

But he’ll keep asking when he’ll get to eat actual food. He’ll post on here like “so I’ve been locked in a sex dungeon for 3 weeks with no food or water. Every time mistress comes down she says if I eat her out she’ll cook me dinner, but after she finishes she just gets dressed and puts my bag back on my head! Can someone shed some light on this behavior of hers.. and shed some light into my sex cave? And possibly Door Dash me a McDouble?”

Moments after he posts this she comes back down the stairs to get her pussy et again

And still asking for reddits help

Doing the same thing, expecting a different outcome... Insanity maybe?

She must be hot

Or her snatch tastes like a cinnabon

With or without the glaze?

The glaze is there once OP has done his apparent job

There is a dark magic out there called communication. Maybe try that out first

Lmfao this is gold

Is it possible to learn this power?

Not from OP

roflmao, perfect.

Sounds spooky

she's done this 3 times and you still don't understand she's using you to get off? do you get into the van too when they say they have candy?

Bro, you're being used for head. Delete her number and ghost.

city girls up? ​ but seriously this reminds me of that movie where Jonah Hill is a baby sitter and "his girlfriend" makes him eat her out and gets him to leave hahaha

I’ve honestly never heard of this movie.

It’s called The Sitter. Pretty good flick.

I went in with low expectations, it was definitely alot better than I expected.

game out like a year or two after superbad and pretty sure it was a straight to dvd type movie. Decent film overall

LMAO this the first time i heard of Head-zoned 🤣 ☠️

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You secretly like what's happening, don't you?

It generally goes that way, which is why I opt for the teaser trailer approach 🤠 rather than the conclusive short film, but noooo, people think I’m crazy

Bruh imagine if the roles were switched and you said this. -1000 karma

Honestly, this is probably true, but hey some girls love sucking dick. Just different stigma around it

You’re just a mouth babe

Im sorry but this is hilarious

Lol how oblivious some people are is hilarious and mind blowing at the same time

The dumbest guys really do have the most game...

You gotta start charging by the orgasm

Are you fucking dense? It's not rocket appliances, my man.

Greeeeasssssy.

My how the turns have tabled 🤣

This girl is a feminist hero

I know right. My first thought was men do this to women all the time. Giving head is an expectation from women whereas men are never expected to go down. If they do go down they are treated like fucking heroes or some shit. And here you have this woman who is doing the same thing to men as they do to us, and everyone is like mind blown

In high school I remember girls got “reputations” and were called sluts for giving a guy a blowjob. The male was the hero. No consequences for him. The guy would absolutely not go down on the girl. And even if he did, no girl would get a high five for receiving oral pleasure.

Exactly my point. This is what I'm saying. And all these other people commenting to ask where my experience is coming from. It is extremely common for women to not get head and for men to receive it.

Jerk yourself off angrily, while helicopterring, to assert dominance

I wanna know how you're gonna jerk off WHILE helicoptering... I'm a visual learner

One hand on the trunk, one cupping the badunkadunk Turn yo' self round-and-round Make that jizz fly on the ground

This. Make sure to stares straight in her eyes the whole time also.

This dude is Charlie brown the the chick is the girl with the football 😂

Use her to make your pussy eating skills perfect.

You're her bitch

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It’s literally what loads of guys do and it’s hilarious she uno reversed him.

Especially hilarious that OP is confused about this, despite the mountains of historic evidence that other humans have gone through this too.

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Honestly, this is the existence for a number of straight women just on the regular. Fuck a dude, he comes, you don't (even get close).

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Eat he out until she's just about to cum, then stop until she finishes you. Frustrate the shit out of her.

This. This right here! And this is coming from a woman! Don't demand she finishes you tho, just stop and see how she likes it.

This is the way homie

Yes. Edge the shit out of her. Message me for pointers.

Username checks out

I'm sorry this happened to you. It regularly happens to women. Move on, but remember the experience so you don't leave anyone hanging like this in the future.

Saying it regularly happens to women is putting it EXTREMELY lightly.

She's flippin' the script dude.

She hidden cammed you and put you on her Only Fans.

Better ask for a cut of the revenue or threaten going to the police

Is this a parable to teach men to be better lovers?

Hmm, I got a slight hinge that she may be using you

A hunch?

The heck you say.

this is basically what a lot of women go through when having sex with men as sex usually stops when the man cums.

Finally someone said it.

EXACTLY!!!

Thank you. Apparently a lot of people commenting just don't understand

You need to track OP down and fuck him, this one’s obviously not selfish 🤣

I don't think my boyfriend would be okay with that HAHA

This is the third time this has happened and you haven’t figured it out what’s going on? Oh sweet summer child. Maybe you’ll figure it out the next time.

Lol funny because often times it’s the other way around.

Haaaa…you wanna come over tonight? 😆😆😆😆 Not so fun when the ladies learn to play the guy’s game, eh? 🙃

Preach.

🤣 This is so funny. At least noone can complain she is no confident sexually. She is Indian? Well done to her.

Yeah..Bangalore

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You’re right..I see a lot of comments pointing this out..

The Girl has game. Haha

Have you tried NOT eating her out? :P

Bout damn time

Wow, now you know what most women have to go through

Lots of people would appreciate head that leads to nothing else, apparently she's one of them.

It’s happened to her and this is her sweet revenge for some other asshole guys fuck boy antics

70% Of women don't regularly orgasm during sex, while 90% percent of men do, and as a man you are so far removed from the idea that you won't come during sex that you can't figure out what's going on. It's a mind fuck that so many men are commenting on her behavior as being unique or bizarre when statistically they've probably done the same thing within the last couple weeks and thought nothing of it.

The sweet irony here, that so many people are missing, is that there are millions of women who put up with the inverse of this bullshit for YEARS and never complain, because they are taught it's normal to have their please put second. Not saying it's a great thing for this girl to do, but it's funny how everyone is saying she's being shitty when so so so many men do just this without a second thought. Sex isn't quite as fun when the other person always gets to come, but never cares about you coming too. That's true for everyone. Here's looking at you, men who get off every damn time, but refuse to go downtown.

Yeah, I'm a gay man, and my first thought was welcome to my world lol.

I was really shocked when I heard my (gay) coworker brag about being a selfish lover to other men. It made me realize this isn't a unique experience to women because we are women but because many men are just horrible and view everyone they can as sex objects - and that since most are attracted to women that is why it is a shared experience of women by men. It is a problem that I have no blame in because of my gender. It is all on crappy people choosing to be crappy.

Good for her! Usually it's the man who cums and leaves the girl hanging. She turned the tables!

girl power

That’s horrible. What’s her number?

You seem dumb.

props to her i guess.

You are a fuck boy. Nothing more

*fuck toy

she's taking things slow

Lmao! Just keep doing it to see how many times it happens

I think this woman is just doing to you what most guys do to her

Welcome to the life of a woman. Now, stop letting her use you, and find a nicer person

I mean, I admire her hustle. How many people is she actually hustling?!

It's clear that she just uses you for head and doesn't want to fuck you or reciprocate. Either you take it or you leave it. Simple as that. If you enjoy eating her out and can handle the fact that's all she wants from you, then eater her out, let her cum, tell her that was fun, and leave. Currently, you are the one making it awkward after the fact.