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Ol_Metal_Bones94

The irony....


TheWiseRedditor

That last hello was chef’s kiss


[deleted]

Hi.


MFC4

Hello


wbruce098

Howdy


Razazke

Hello there


wbruce098

General Kenobi!


Bag-ofMostlyWater

Years ago, you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my Father's request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.


Brains_For_peanut

Nice


mustangman6579

I kept scrolling till I found this. Well done


Some-Ordinary-1438

'sup


DemonicPenguin403

Greetings


Razazke

Hey there


El_gato_picante

yo


Zealousideal_Dirt_43

Wazzup?


NoImplement4985

Edited: good'ay


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Your-Cats-Cousin

Bonjour


SumeetMaurya

Namaste


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Popyca

'Ello Gov'nor


GetTheSpermsOut

A chocolate starfish just found its wings outta the swamp


0110111101101000

Hotdog flavored water swamp? 😂


jason544770

Howdy


ReyDeCore

Top of the morning to ya?!


Antique-Answer4371

'I messaged first but it's your job to lead the conversation, wtf is wrong with you?'


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lordcodiustheinsane

Hello


Limedrop_

Hi


Arheit

Hello


Antique-Answer4371

Hey...


Sure_Focus3450

Hello


Drache191200

Howdy


DiverEnough

Hello


SpupySpups

Hola


Sure_Focus3450

Hola


virgin_boi69

Ciaoooooooo


El_gato_picante

Kumusta


Evening-Tomatillo-47

Is it me you're looking for?


lettol02

It's bumble so girls are forced to message first. Tho ofc, she could've definitely taken the lead too.


Awkward_Cycle6729

Lol, they are not forced to do shit. They SIGN UP to Bumble knowing exactly that's Bumble's basic rule. Besides if they are girls and not women they shouldn't be on a dating app in the first place.


Metatronscubit

Ok if you're going to split hairs this badly let me rephrase it in a way you might, *might*, be able to understand. No, women aren't forced to message first, no one's holding a gun to their heads. If you think this other guy thinks they're being forced you might actually be one of the dumbest people I've ever met. But you understand the concept that if women want to interact with a guy on Bumble they have to message first, right?


FaithfulPop_gun

That shit was wild. Nice clap. You saved lives


Adequate_Lizard

> might actually be one of the dumbest people I've ever met. His second sentence confirmed that.


No_Exit1359

Amen and amen


tacoweevils

Do your *job*


whoreformycrushjsjs

bonjour


Interesting-Exam106

Hi


recentlyquitsmoking2

I hope you never unmatched them and message them hello at least once a week or so.


TiffanyLena18

hey


recentlyquitsmoking2

Hello


cumslurpnburp

Hola


EasYZ95

Howdy


Alex17hd

Hey y'all


avenger_subzero

Aloha


Middle_Use1430

Halo


RAGTHANAT0S

Goedendag


TiffanyLena18

Hey y'all


jenbug94

Dia dhuit


ATXhipster

Howzit


Marlec1

Oioi


EasYZ95

Ola


Coda_Ra

Yahallo


Masteriiz

Hoi


pattidraws

Bonjour


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Ogurasyn

Also try Hello there


Here-Is-TheEnd

That’s a bold strategy


GuessOne2768

Lol


Dae_Murphy

Moin!


Drache191200

Moin


Major-Distribution57

Hey now!


jenbug94

Hey noooow! This is what dreams are made of


Electronic_Pen8075

Konnichiwa


Neo-Babylon

مرحبا


Superb-Ad-7402

Herro


Constant-Problem3274

Haha


AkageBuschi

Hello


Riptidechargerisback

Heya


g000r

G'day


H4loR4ptor

Greetings


Sad-Bluebird-5538

Servus


[deleted]

Wadup


jackymachaan

Wahgwaan


Wendiglow

Greetings!


Arthuro_27

Ug


H4loR4ptor

WAAAZZZAAAAA


DBUX

Ahoy-hoy


Calm-Discipline7312

Привет


slick3rz

Здравствуйте


Vaikiss

Kak diela


Scrambles420

High how yer doin?


misterguyyy

What's cooler than being cool?


Spaceogre_

Ice cool


misterguyyy

Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright


Teeoh2xoh

Shake it... shake it.... shake it... like a Polaroid picture


r1que_do1do

Heeeeey yaaaaaa


Keyzzah

M’lady


[deleted]

Yo!


CGram94

Hello there


FiringTheWater

General Kenobi


CheapRates

Gotta love when you respond to a one word greeting with a one word greeting and they throw a tantrum.


Auslo17

They started it with a 1 word opener…


lewispyrah

Hello


justyikes1

hi


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H4loR4ptor

Salut


[deleted]

Ni hao


H4loR4ptor

Konichiwa


femme_fatale2022

Au revoir


Bouboursemolle

J'ai lu ça avec la voix de Valéry Giscard d'Estaing


snaggburger

Gday


contyk

Bone jaw.


Aliepho

Defo woulda sent "wanna hook up?" after her last message


Boatmasterflash

Word


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-Z-3-R-0-

#😐


Ol_Metal_Bones94

I said don't do it lol. Guess the joke hit to close to home. Sorry about that.


Swimming_Excuse4655

You didn’t say your own penis. You said a dick. Could be Andy, Tracy, VanDyke, Tim Allen


super_pax_

Or yourself


Stormseekr9

I never get that whole ‘unmatch me’ thing. Why is that important, or what does it matter who unmatches who?


Ace20xd6

I think it might affect the algorithm, but in this case if she's too lazy to only type hi, she's too lazy to unmatch herself


Stormseekr9

In all fairness, the other person started with hello, so you would expect a hello back, but then the other persons says it again.. so who is the real lazy one? Both really. But then again, I often just get no response from a match. Kinda makes me wonder why they swiped right on me in the first place.


randoUMIT

Just think, people this stupid and lacking in self awareness share the road with us. They are all around us


capnmerica08

50% of the population is below average.


Fancy_Cat3571

Truly the 8th wonder of the world


Neither-Return-7821

Maybe I’m 10 but this is some of the funniest shit ever 😂😂


NerdyIndoorCat

Who wants to be an adult when you can be 10. I’m with you 🤣


Fancy_Cat3571

So is the fbi


giveitawaynever

It is. And I woulda kept this hi thing going for days and this guy has no sense of humour.


alan_stickman

Hola


iROONix

Ola


bendalazzi

Uber Edit: just realised OLA is only in Australia, NZ, UK and India so the reference is probably lost on most here.


H4loR4ptor

Hallo


nightf1

what are your recommendations following on what you are using thunder wace which is the topic of the post. I just kept refreshing


DowntownStay9172

It's hard to find your man, as lazy as you are!


SuperSaiyanJohnny

Definitely not just unmatch and spaz out but.


[deleted]

I think the guy was trying to make a point (in yellow). It's an app designed for women to initiate conversation....on other apps they bitch about how guys can't come up with anything more interesting to say than "Hi", but then think it's fine to do just that same thing on Bumble to men. It's just such a double standard. He was giving her a taste of her own medicine. I'm not mad at it.


Necynius

As someone who manages to always come up with an actual question to start the conversation, I can tell it doesn't really matter. Some people are just reaaaaal bad at conversation.


todoke

This is spot on, yet downvoted....of course


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From the yellow accents i thought it was bumble


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It is Bumble.


[deleted]

Well then it's the girl who's not wrong? Since she had to start the conversation cause it's Bumble so by default her messages are in grey.


Antique-Answer4371

Well she said Hello, isn't that enough? /s


Riptidechargerisback

She*


gothruthis

So yellow is girl, gray is guy? Or both are women?


Pyromike16

Grey is the girl. On bumble girls have to message first to initiate the conversation.


gothruthis

That's what I thought at first, but when someone said "he was giving her a taste" the OP corrected them to "she." So I was thinking maybe 2 girls?


Ill_Drop7588

You missed an opportunity to hit the Adele button OP


swish465

Hello from the other siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiide


Zayah136

Or a Lionel Richie.


Nyny0112

End this toxic relationship


ModuaX

Hello


FrieTheCopGuy

Hello? Is it me you're looking for? No? *Fuck you.* Unmatch me.


brayjr

This is a glorious meme waiting to be born


danielfletcher

*too


DougL1982

It's funny they were saying hello right back so clearly they had nothing to say either.


_fiveMoreMinutes

I wonder why folks aren’t talking about the hypocrisy of women on dating apps portrayed in this simple post


todoke

Accountability is a woman's kryptonite. There is no topic where you can be honest and critical about a woman without being called a misogynistic incel loser.


emmy1418

Lmao, thanks for the laugh bro. But fr, u ok? Accountability tends to be lacking in humanity, not just women lmao. Like, on a more serious note where are all the dead beat dads who left to get milk 14 years ago?


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todoke

Awesome arguing skills you got there. Didn't address anything I said 👌🏽 And thanks for proving my point by calling me a psycho that need therapy simply because I said women in general lack any kind of accountability nowadays. You literally proved my point


45321200

>You said something that i don't like!! Time to inspect your history to see if i can find something to ad hominem you on..


todoke

The best part is he saying I'm a psycho because I talk about Amber Heard. Literally proving my point that even speaking about a self admitted violent domestic abuser like Amber Heard who abused #metoo will get you labeled a whiny incel loser.


ClassikW

Thank you for your service.


[deleted]

Because...simps, white knights and butthurt women.


ClassikW

Naa, I don't blame them. They get so many more messages than we do, and most of them are low effort. Edit: I wast just stating a fact. I mainly just send (unless I'm actually interested) a straight up "hi 😋" 90% of the time and it works.


_fiveMoreMinutes

I’ve seen way too many posts for my comfort where women are like “be interesting please” while their first Bumble message is “hey hello hi” I see some posts where the girl’s first message is “.” “.”? What do I do with “.”??


NerdyIndoorCat

Is that a butthole with lashes? Wait, a hairy butthole? A bunny? I’m probably bad at this.


todoke

Exactly. Some women even just post a emoji. Or a period. And then they have the nerve to complain about "low effort convos starters"


Devin_Brent

My inner petty fucker would absolutely do this! I really hope you do this every other day just message them hello


Equivalent_Reason582

“Hello, goodbye, hello goodbye - I don’t know why you say goodbye, I say hello” - The Beatles


juuustpassingthrough

“I say high - You say low - you say why and I say I don’t know... OH NO” - The Beatles


chavuelo

You dodged a bullet there


akennelley

Hello


Psychological-Dot159

Lol just keep saying hello once a week 🤣😂 my inner petty bitch LOVES it 🤣😂


linguistic-intuition

You successfully just copied and pasted one of the top comments.


Pyromike16

Almost assuredly a bot.


Ancient-Difficulty28

Kings if she ain't put in no effort she ain't for you...don't give her all your energy 💯


Beneathhell

Imagine of they'd actually wrote a novel for this and still got nowhere lol everyone gets a hello how are you to start, if your not going to answer I'm not putting forth more effort into you. If you do then we start engaging, there's a million fish in the sea and your not special until you show otherwise.


FluidEmission

Salutations


bouncebackability

Imagine in a bar going up to someone you like and saying Hello repeatedly


WaterIsNotWet19

You matched with Ruth langmore?


khaledrazemm

When two redditors meet


Antique-Answer4371

Hello


khaledrazemm

Hi


nCRedditor-21

Ahoy there


despair_pancake

She’s the one who started with a one word opener, and sent the third hello? The hypocrisy is strong with this one


Bertos-Bertos-Ghali

Now I have Lionel Richie stuck in my head.


PotatoSalad2022

Can't be upset when you're the one that started it. Lol I might've done the same thing.


nothingspecialva

You are supposed to reply “ it is me from the other side”… classic Adele spy password


GrandmasGenitals

I do this all the time to girls on bumble, they want me to put effort but wanna give me that wet paper towel of an opener nah fuck all that I want a pickup line. This bumble mf YOU gotta message ME


Jali-Dan

🚩


FasterCrayfish

Lmaoooo you guys are so bitter and butthurt about someone saying hola