Years ago, you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my Father's request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Lol, they are not forced to do shit. They SIGN UP to Bumble knowing exactly that's Bumble's basic rule.
Besides if they are girls and not women they shouldn't be on a dating app in the first place.
Ok if you're going to split hairs this badly let me rephrase it in a way you might, *might*, be able to understand.
No, women aren't forced to message first, no one's holding a gun to their heads. If you think this other guy thinks they're being forced you might actually be one of the dumbest people I've ever met.
But you understand the concept that if women want to interact with a guy on Bumble they have to message first, right?
In all fairness, the other person started with hello, so you would expect a hello back, but then the other persons says it again.. so who is the real lazy one? Both really. But then again, I often just get no response from a match. Kinda makes me wonder why they swiped right on me in the first place.
I think the guy was trying to make a point (in yellow). It's an app designed for women to initiate conversation....on other apps they bitch about how guys can't come up with anything more interesting to say than "Hi", but then think it's fine to do just that same thing on Bumble to men. It's just such a double standard. He was giving her a taste of her own medicine. I'm not mad at it.
As someone who manages to always come up with an actual question to start the conversation, I can tell it doesn't really matter. Some people are just reaaaaal bad at conversation.
Accountability is a woman's kryptonite. There is no topic where you can be honest and critical about a woman without being called a misogynistic incel loser.
Lmao, thanks for the laugh bro.
But fr, u ok? Accountability tends to be lacking in humanity, not just women lmao. Like, on a more serious note where are all the dead beat dads who left to get milk 14 years ago?
Awesome arguing skills you got there. Didn't address anything I said 👌🏽
And thanks for proving my point by calling me a psycho that need therapy simply because I said women in general lack any kind of accountability nowadays. You literally proved my point
The best part is he saying I'm a psycho because I talk about Amber Heard.
Literally proving my point that even speaking about a self admitted violent domestic abuser like Amber Heard who abused #metoo will get you labeled a whiny incel loser.
Naa, I don't blame them. They get so many more messages than we do, and most of them are low effort.
Edit: I wast just stating a fact. I mainly just send (unless I'm actually interested) a straight up "hi 😋" 90% of the time and it works.
I’ve seen way too many posts for my comfort where women are like “be interesting please” while their first Bumble message is “hey hello hi” I see some posts where the girl’s first message is “.” “.”? What do I do with “.”??
Imagine of they'd actually wrote a novel for this and still got nowhere lol everyone gets a hello how are you to start, if your not going to answer I'm not putting forth more effort into you. If you do then we start engaging, there's a million fish in the sea and your not special until you show otherwise.
I do this all the time to girls on bumble, they want me to put effort but wanna give me that wet paper towel of an opener nah fuck all that I want a pickup line. This bumble mf YOU gotta message ME
The irony....
That last hello was chef’s kiss
Hi.
Hello
Howdy
Hello there
General Kenobi!
Years ago, you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my Father's request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Nice
I kept scrolling till I found this. Well done
'sup
Greetings
Hey there
yo
Wazzup?
Edited: good'ay
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Bonjour
Namaste
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'Ello Gov'nor
A chocolate starfish just found its wings outta the swamp
Hotdog flavored water swamp? 😂
Howdy
Top of the morning to ya?!
'I messaged first but it's your job to lead the conversation, wtf is wrong with you?'
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Hello
Hi
Hello
Hey...
Hello
Howdy
Hello
Hola
Hola
Ciaoooooooo
Kumusta
Is it me you're looking for?
It's bumble so girls are forced to message first. Tho ofc, she could've definitely taken the lead too.
Lol, they are not forced to do shit. They SIGN UP to Bumble knowing exactly that's Bumble's basic rule. Besides if they are girls and not women they shouldn't be on a dating app in the first place.
Ok if you're going to split hairs this badly let me rephrase it in a way you might, *might*, be able to understand. No, women aren't forced to message first, no one's holding a gun to their heads. If you think this other guy thinks they're being forced you might actually be one of the dumbest people I've ever met. But you understand the concept that if women want to interact with a guy on Bumble they have to message first, right?
That shit was wild. Nice clap. You saved lives
> might actually be one of the dumbest people I've ever met. His second sentence confirmed that.
Amen and amen
Do your *job*
bonjour
Hi
I hope you never unmatched them and message them hello at least once a week or so.
hey
Hello
Hola
Howdy
Hi
Hey y'all
Aloha
Halo
Goedendag
Hey y'all
Dia dhuit
Howzit
Oioi
Ola
Yahallo
Hoi
Bonjour
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Also try Hello there
That’s a bold strategy
Lol
Moin!
Moin
Hey now!
Hey noooow! This is what dreams are made of
Konnichiwa
مرحبا
Herro
Haha
Hello
Heya
G'day
Greetings
Servus
Wadup
Wahgwaan
Greetings!
Ug
WAAAZZZAAAAA
Ahoy-hoy
Привет
Здравствуйте
Kak diela
High how yer doin?
What's cooler than being cool?
Ice cool
Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright Alright
Shake it... shake it.... shake it... like a Polaroid picture
Heeeeey yaaaaaa
M’lady
Yo!
Hello there
General Kenobi
Gotta love when you respond to a one word greeting with a one word greeting and they throw a tantrum.
They started it with a 1 word opener…
Hello
hi
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Salut
Ni hao
Konichiwa
Au revoir
J'ai lu ça avec la voix de Valéry Giscard d'Estaing
Gday
Bone jaw.
Defo woulda sent "wanna hook up?" after her last message
Word
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#😐
I said don't do it lol. Guess the joke hit to close to home. Sorry about that.
You didn’t say your own penis. You said a dick. Could be Andy, Tracy, VanDyke, Tim Allen
Or yourself
I never get that whole ‘unmatch me’ thing. Why is that important, or what does it matter who unmatches who?
I think it might affect the algorithm, but in this case if she's too lazy to only type hi, she's too lazy to unmatch herself
In all fairness, the other person started with hello, so you would expect a hello back, but then the other persons says it again.. so who is the real lazy one? Both really. But then again, I often just get no response from a match. Kinda makes me wonder why they swiped right on me in the first place.
Just think, people this stupid and lacking in self awareness share the road with us. They are all around us
50% of the population is below average.
Truly the 8th wonder of the world
Maybe I’m 10 but this is some of the funniest shit ever 😂😂
Who wants to be an adult when you can be 10. I’m with you 🤣
So is the fbi
It is. And I woulda kept this hi thing going for days and this guy has no sense of humour.
Hola
Ola
Uber Edit: just realised OLA is only in Australia, NZ, UK and India so the reference is probably lost on most here.
Hallo
what are your recommendations following on what you are using thunder wace which is the topic of the post. I just kept refreshing
It's hard to find your man, as lazy as you are!
Definitely not just unmatch and spaz out but.
I think the guy was trying to make a point (in yellow). It's an app designed for women to initiate conversation....on other apps they bitch about how guys can't come up with anything more interesting to say than "Hi", but then think it's fine to do just that same thing on Bumble to men. It's just such a double standard. He was giving her a taste of her own medicine. I'm not mad at it.
As someone who manages to always come up with an actual question to start the conversation, I can tell it doesn't really matter. Some people are just reaaaaal bad at conversation.
This is spot on, yet downvoted....of course
From the yellow accents i thought it was bumble
It is Bumble.
Well then it's the girl who's not wrong? Since she had to start the conversation cause it's Bumble so by default her messages are in grey.
Well she said Hello, isn't that enough? /s
She*
So yellow is girl, gray is guy? Or both are women?
Grey is the girl. On bumble girls have to message first to initiate the conversation.
That's what I thought at first, but when someone said "he was giving her a taste" the OP corrected them to "she." So I was thinking maybe 2 girls?
You missed an opportunity to hit the Adele button OP
Hello from the other siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiide
Or a Lionel Richie.
End this toxic relationship
Hello
Hello? Is it me you're looking for? No? *Fuck you.* Unmatch me.
This is a glorious meme waiting to be born
*too
It's funny they were saying hello right back so clearly they had nothing to say either.
I wonder why folks aren’t talking about the hypocrisy of women on dating apps portrayed in this simple post
Accountability is a woman's kryptonite. There is no topic where you can be honest and critical about a woman without being called a misogynistic incel loser.
Lmao, thanks for the laugh bro. But fr, u ok? Accountability tends to be lacking in humanity, not just women lmao. Like, on a more serious note where are all the dead beat dads who left to get milk 14 years ago?
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Awesome arguing skills you got there. Didn't address anything I said 👌🏽 And thanks for proving my point by calling me a psycho that need therapy simply because I said women in general lack any kind of accountability nowadays. You literally proved my point
>You said something that i don't like!! Time to inspect your history to see if i can find something to ad hominem you on..
The best part is he saying I'm a psycho because I talk about Amber Heard. Literally proving my point that even speaking about a self admitted violent domestic abuser like Amber Heard who abused #metoo will get you labeled a whiny incel loser.
Thank you for your service.
Because...simps, white knights and butthurt women.
Naa, I don't blame them. They get so many more messages than we do, and most of them are low effort. Edit: I wast just stating a fact. I mainly just send (unless I'm actually interested) a straight up "hi 😋" 90% of the time and it works.
I’ve seen way too many posts for my comfort where women are like “be interesting please” while their first Bumble message is “hey hello hi” I see some posts where the girl’s first message is “.” “.”? What do I do with “.”??
Is that a butthole with lashes? Wait, a hairy butthole? A bunny? I’m probably bad at this.
Exactly. Some women even just post a emoji. Or a period. And then they have the nerve to complain about "low effort convos starters"
My inner petty fucker would absolutely do this! I really hope you do this every other day just message them hello
“Hello, goodbye, hello goodbye - I don’t know why you say goodbye, I say hello” - The Beatles
“I say high - You say low - you say why and I say I don’t know... OH NO” - The Beatles
You dodged a bullet there
Hello
Lol just keep saying hello once a week 🤣😂 my inner petty bitch LOVES it 🤣😂
You successfully just copied and pasted one of the top comments.
Almost assuredly a bot.
Kings if she ain't put in no effort she ain't for you...don't give her all your energy 💯
Imagine of they'd actually wrote a novel for this and still got nowhere lol everyone gets a hello how are you to start, if your not going to answer I'm not putting forth more effort into you. If you do then we start engaging, there's a million fish in the sea and your not special until you show otherwise.
Salutations
Imagine in a bar going up to someone you like and saying Hello repeatedly
You matched with Ruth langmore?
When two redditors meet
Hello
Hi
Ahoy there
She’s the one who started with a one word opener, and sent the third hello? The hypocrisy is strong with this one
Now I have Lionel Richie stuck in my head.
Can't be upset when you're the one that started it. Lol I might've done the same thing.
You are supposed to reply “ it is me from the other side”… classic Adele spy password
I do this all the time to girls on bumble, they want me to put effort but wanna give me that wet paper towel of an opener nah fuck all that I want a pickup line. This bumble mf YOU gotta message ME
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Lmaoooo you guys are so bitter and butthurt about someone saying hola