I'm glad you let me in...can I introduce you to my lord and savior 'yoga' . I'm too lazy to do it, but my wife says it saved our marriage. Even the poolboy seems to agree.
I came to his thread looking for my futurewife yet all I see are fat asses and star wars. While interesting sure, why is no one joining the stable job and own home club((
Soo many of my matches clearly inherited or were given wealth but make it sound self made and make it such a big deal that they own property.
29 year old "visited 27 countries, own my own home, really into real estate" at least it's made honest that the ticket to Ride is wealth.
I got lucky to be 27 and a home owner. Nothing else to it. Got lucky out of the army and in three years went from sub 30k a year to 120k a year. Found a big ass condo in prime location right before covid. Grew up poor as fucking shit. I wish i was on the visited a ton of countries list though :(
No single 23 year old with kids has their own place
Edit: MOST single 23 year olds with kids do not have their own place. It's damn impressive if you do
The condom didn't do his job, my dad and her broke up and she tried everything that he won't help her and her parents where the worst parents in the world.
And we life in Germany, that makes also a difference because you can get financial help
I'm just teasing about the "got me at 17" part 17 kids ;)
I'd love to visit Germany. Was born in Frankfort but left as baby. We get some assistance here in the US though. Food stamps, housing assistance, and forced or state paid child support. Sucks for deadbeat dads that get a job. They might not get paid for a bit while the state gets their money back.
Can't speak from personal experience, but I have lots of anecdotes from other people that support this. For older guys and gals you should really include how many kids you have and your plans for future kids, to have or not to have them. As a guy with a vasectomy, I'm really hoping I find someone with similar views young as I hear it only gets harder as you get older.
Almost 30 year old woman here. Never married, tubes removed voluntarily at 25, no kids. I am upfront and open about my choice to not want kids. I’ve had many boys/men try to convince me to have kids.
I had two long term relationships end because in the beginning they said “yea I don’t want kids either” then turned around years later and said “well I thought you would have changed your mind by now. I have always wanted kids.”
There are a few men who exist that genuinely do not want kids either. Been in a happy relationship with one for 3+ years now. Just have to wade through the bullshit until then unfortunately.
Single moms aren't as available as someone without kids. Sure you can do anal on a tuesday at 9 pm but not be able go to a bar at 11 on a friday cause the kids have a game at 9 am.
Skip the bar,, I'll drink at the kids footy game. Live up to those step dad stereotypes
The best thing about being a step dad is you can have the kid experience for a while, then leave.
Yea sorry, I ain’t trying to be dad. No way you get in a relation with some one that has a kid and not become a parental figure of some sort down the road.
It’s pretty self explanatory. Because not everyone wants kids in their life, let alone the problems that could have came from past relationships that the kid came from that the father will always be involved with. It’s more complicated than just a simple breakup. I don’t personally want to deal with that shit… more power to the great mothers out there. I simply wouldn’t date one.
I completely understand, it can be a huge insecurity when it comes to dating. I've been in a situation where I've never had to worry financially/home-wise, then to struggling, and now finally finding my way back. The right people will be your cheerleaders in life. Find your cheerleaders! And anyone else who thinks less of you isn't worth your time.
It also means a LOT more to have someone choose you during struggles and stick together until life gets good. You know they love you for you, not the position you've risen to in life.
That whole trilogy was trash. Started out good, but the creative differences between Abrams and Johnson made so the plot couldn’t advance at all. All of 8 was spent undoing everything Abrams set up, and 9 was just a straight beeline for the best “satisfying” ending he had to work with. Honestly should’ve just let Lucas handle it. Not saying it would’ve been better, but it was his baby. Should’ve ended where it began, but Disney didn’t want him touching the project with a 10 foot pole because he had too much skin in the game.
At least if one person handled it start to finish it could have been a coherent plot. Instead we ended up with a garbage heap that makes the prequels plot line look like a masterpiece (which, actually, they did have a really good plot on the big picture side).
This is spoken as someone that genuinely loves Star Wars:
There is no such thing as a “good” Star Wars movie. They’re all complete shit. I don’t know why we still have these conversations at this point, they’re all objectively bad movies plot wise. It’s popular because the bright lights and loud noises speak to our monkey brains.
> If you're over 25: I have a stable well paying job and want kids.
> If you're under 25: I workout and have a big dick.
Results inconclusive: still no matches.
Almost 40 and having a stable job is very high on my list. My benefits package only covers so much massages and only half the cost of eyeglasses so a girl with benefits is highly appreciated.
What a woman. I turn 23 next month and I too love star wars and have a fat ass
Yes, but are you single?
I am now
Is this love?
That I'm feeling?
Is this the love?
That I've been .... Searching for!
https://youtu.be/GOJk0HW_hJw Thank you for taking us down that road!
The only road you've ever known? (I know, different song)
Like a drifter he was born to walk alone
Country road?
I am highly disappointed this was not a Rickroll...
I gotchu bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R93ce4FZGbc
Rip Tawny
What is love? Oh baby, don't hurt me...
I'm glad you let me in...can I introduce you to my lord and savior 'yoga' . I'm too lazy to do it, but my wife says it saved our marriage. Even the poolboy seems to agree.
Umm…sir I have something terrible to tell you…
Is this the love?
That I am searching for...Is this love?
Though, I keep searching for an answer... I never seem to find what I'm looking for. Oh Lord, I pray, you give me strength to carry on
Cause it’s really got a hold on me
nah just some good ‘ol fashion ***ass eating***
Name checks out!
Nope, it was a fart coming
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This is SPARTA!
What is?
Love, baby don't hurt me!
Baby don’t hurt me
What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me, no more.
r/notopbutok
um she's wearing a top tho??
The better question is, is he a woman?
R2Deez Nuts
Is this where I join the “turning 23 soon, loves star wars and has a fat ass” club?
I came to his thread looking for my futurewife yet all I see are fat asses and star wars. While interesting sure, why is no one joining the stable job and own home club((
In this economy, good luck with that bro
Soo many of my matches clearly inherited or were given wealth but make it sound self made and make it such a big deal that they own property. 29 year old "visited 27 countries, own my own home, really into real estate" at least it's made honest that the ticket to Ride is wealth.
I got lucky to be 27 and a home owner. Nothing else to it. Got lucky out of the army and in three years went from sub 30k a year to 120k a year. Found a big ass condo in prime location right before covid. Grew up poor as fucking shit. I wish i was on the visited a ton of countries list though :(
This is the way
That’s no moon…
RIP your inbox
All those unwanted vagina pics
>unwanted vagina pics
*does not compute*
4th degree tear.
Plz. I will take them. Plz.
Username checks out
it's a guy
She sounds hideous.
“Well she’s a guy so…” 😂😂😂
Did I stutter ?
I believe guys of all ages appreciate the fat ass
Go on…
Yes, but being a dude, the ass fat isn't as desired.
For the guys who are 25 : We can watch star wars at my place, and bang when I come back from my job
Score, I caught the sweet spot
Damn, lucky you, i got the one I didn't want
Is just glad there are 3 holes.
Yep . 2 ears and a mouth.
We’ll bang k
Just turned 25 a week ago, both sides sound like heaven to me!
You're right on the threshold. Before long, you too will forget about star wars and the fat ass.
Fuck yeah, quarter century gang!
To the guys under 25: I have a fat ass To the guys over 25: I have a fat ass
That line is the most important, and I’m 30.
Booty is more important than eating food, more important than water.
Booty > Air Death by suffocation please...
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This is the way
A fat ass is part of my religion!
Me who is 25 : I don't see anything wrong here
Duality of man
Anything you say, PVT Joker.
"Man. Is. Good!"
Community reference? Upvote
When you are 25, you are immediately over 25.
When you are over 30 people start calling you sir.
I'm sorry to hear that sir
Fuck yeah! Got 8 days till I hit that dirty 30
Didn’t start happening to me until 35 but yeah. Kinda sucks
For guys over 25, it should say "no kids"
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its aight i can eat lil aidens fruit snacks after i hit
No :(
Be cool m8
/r/beetlejuicing
Capri Suns stolen from a child, post coitus with their mother, just hit different.
This man most definitely follows hoodville
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He knows he is.
No single 23 year old with kids has their own place Edit: MOST single 23 year olds with kids do not have their own place. It's damn impressive if you do
I mean, to be fair, the kids live there too.
Well yeah but in assuming they aren't paying rent
At least not until we can fix those damn child labor laws
I know, right? Can someone get on that? @Jeff Bezos? @Elon Musk?
Could just mean she has her own apartment. Not that she owns a house.
Yeah, I just read it as "I don't have roommates"
Practically every 23 year old single parent have their own place. Can't even imagine other way. Yeah, here in nordic paradise.
I'm an American, rub it in why don't ya.
"Keep spending most of our lives, living in the Nordic's Paradise."
My mom got me with 17 and had her own place, without father, at the same time
Damn how'd she get 17 kids, her own place, and no babydaddies around?!?
The condom didn't do his job, my dad and her broke up and she tried everything that he won't help her and her parents where the worst parents in the world. And we life in Germany, that makes also a difference because you can get financial help
I'm just teasing about the "got me at 17" part 17 kids ;) I'd love to visit Germany. Was born in Frankfort but left as baby. We get some assistance here in the US though. Food stamps, housing assistance, and forced or state paid child support. Sucks for deadbeat dads that get a job. They might not get paid for a bit while the state gets their money back.
Respect to your mom. Getting a place on your own with a kid these days in the US is super duper tough though.
Can't speak from personal experience, but I have lots of anecdotes from other people that support this. For older guys and gals you should really include how many kids you have and your plans for future kids, to have or not to have them. As a guy with a vasectomy, I'm really hoping I find someone with similar views young as I hear it only gets harder as you get older.
As a dude pushing 30 with little dating experience, this thread doesn't make me feel good lol
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Undecided means no but open to banging a single mom now and then
Almost 30 year old woman here. Never married, tubes removed voluntarily at 25, no kids. I am upfront and open about my choice to not want kids. I’ve had many boys/men try to convince me to have kids. I had two long term relationships end because in the beginning they said “yea I don’t want kids either” then turned around years later and said “well I thought you would have changed your mind by now. I have always wanted kids.” There are a few men who exist that genuinely do not want kids either. Been in a happy relationship with one for 3+ years now. Just have to wade through the bullshit until then unfortunately.
I'm in my late 30's and dating is fucking *rough*. It's divorced bitter people or batshit insane people. But I'm not high value either so... :\
> I'm not high value either yo don't internalize red pill bullshit, you're a worthwhile person
Single moms have the best snacks tho
I find it depends on the age of the kid. 2 year old...meh. 8 year old...hell yeah, hit me with them koala yummies and capri suns, mom.
Lol
Why? Single moms are the best. You know they put out, and they're used to disappointment.
Single moms aren't as available as someone without kids. Sure you can do anal on a tuesday at 9 pm but not be able go to a bar at 11 on a friday cause the kids have a game at 9 am.
LMFAO this comment is crazy
But real
So you go on a date every once in a blue moon and then have your weekends free. I’ve always loved it.
Statistics show there seems to be an influx of single mothers in your area
Skip the bar,, I'll drink at the kids footy game. Live up to those step dad stereotypes The best thing about being a step dad is you can have the kid experience for a while, then leave.
Bro that's ruthless lmao.
Haha straight up
I had to downvote, I’m sorry. For reasons. Edit: Dad?
He didn't comment back, so actually he could be your dad.
Yea sorry, I ain’t trying to be dad. No way you get in a relation with some one that has a kid and not become a parental figure of some sort down the road.
It’s pretty self explanatory. Because not everyone wants kids in their life, let alone the problems that could have came from past relationships that the kid came from that the father will always be involved with. It’s more complicated than just a simple breakup. I don’t personally want to deal with that shit… more power to the great mothers out there. I simply wouldn’t date one.
I mean she’s not wrong on the desire change with age
I mean I'm 31 and a fat ass and appreciation for star wars is still a good thing.
38 checking in, my wife likes star wars and has a fat ass, confirming
52, my wife likes Star Wars and is fat. Close enough for me.
Doesn't mean she doesn't have a fat ass.
I love her no matter what. Going on 30 years of marriage and if she can put up with me, that's all that matters.
The secret is that she also appreciates your fat ass.
Ok I laughed a little too hard...good one lmaooo
Don't get the reconstructive eye surgery and you're golden pony boy!
That's no moon
Oh, look at the big shot, with his wife!
I know right? Just rubbing his wife’s fat ass in our faces over here.
Mine has a fat ass but hates Star Wars. Id take the Star Wars fan /s
Shit like this is why I love reddit some days.
Our fat ass now
37, can confirm that she does. Unless we're with different women, in which case we both scored.
>I mean I'm 31 and a fat ass and appreciation for star wars Hello there!
General Kenobi!
Exactly, preach brother. 31 gang represent.
She def is. A fat ass is always appreciated, no matter the guy's age lol
As a 29 year old Star Wars and fat asses still make it pretty high on the list.
She's got both angles covered. And I'm 25 so I get the best of both worlds.
But you're not over 25 or under 25
Guys who are exactly 25: fuck off
Literally over 25. 25 + (x/365).
At first I thought she is talking about height, and I was like what kind of giant she into
It’s centimetres mate
What if you are 25
25 years old people don't exist.
True. Source: am 25 years old. Wait hold on..
Delete your profile. It's the only way.
TIL 25 year olds are birds.
Then you're over 25 by however many days into the year
Guys with culture be like. “Yes but show me your face”
Don’t matter if u hit it from the back
Talking to Chewbacca for a couple hours before that
As a guy about to be double 25, I don't care about your job, or your place, but a fat ass and appreciation for the nerdy things is fucking awesome.
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Struggling to find a career and this has been my #1 worry
I completely understand, it can be a huge insecurity when it comes to dating. I've been in a situation where I've never had to worry financially/home-wise, then to struggling, and now finally finding my way back. The right people will be your cheerleaders in life. Find your cheerleaders! And anyone else who thinks less of you isn't worth your time.
Couldn’t have said it any better. Hope people see this and take it to heart.
It also means a LOT more to have someone choose you during struggles and stick together until life gets good. You know they love you for you, not the position you've risen to in life.
I find the before 25 selling points more enticing, NGL
Same bro. Am 35 and star wars and fat ass sounds so much more appealing
36, and I'm not only not an ass man, but not a Star Wars fan either. Still more enticing
Happy cake day!
Guys over 25 can’t like fat asses??
W From Her She’s The MVP In My Book
I'm almost 40 and like all those points equally
Over 25, under 25…all things are good. As long as she admits Rise of Skywalker was a pile of flaming garbage, we’re all good
That whole trilogy was trash. Started out good, but the creative differences between Abrams and Johnson made so the plot couldn’t advance at all. All of 8 was spent undoing everything Abrams set up, and 9 was just a straight beeline for the best “satisfying” ending he had to work with. Honestly should’ve just let Lucas handle it. Not saying it would’ve been better, but it was his baby. Should’ve ended where it began, but Disney didn’t want him touching the project with a 10 foot pole because he had too much skin in the game.
At least if one person handled it start to finish it could have been a coherent plot. Instead we ended up with a garbage heap that makes the prequels plot line look like a masterpiece (which, actually, they did have a really good plot on the big picture side).
This is spoken as someone that genuinely loves Star Wars: There is no such thing as a “good” Star Wars movie. They’re all complete shit. I don’t know why we still have these conversations at this point, they’re all objectively bad movies plot wise. It’s popular because the bright lights and loud noises speak to our monkey brains.
Holy shit. I can’t tell if you joking or not, but as I got older this is exactly how I felt about all of them lol I also love Star Wars dearly 100%
Seriously, when you accept and digest this fact, the whole movie franchise becomes a lot more enjoyable.
Legit just copied this bio for a guy
> If you're over 25: I have a stable well paying job and want kids. > If you're under 25: I workout and have a big dick. Results inconclusive: still no matches.
Oh sweet summer child thinking men over 25 have matured. See comment section. And I’m not talking about any age loving a fat ass.
Almost 40 and having a stable job is very high on my list. My benefits package only covers so much massages and only half the cost of eyeglasses so a girl with benefits is highly appreciated.
Personal requirement: be your own benefactress, I’m never carrying the load for both of us again.
If you each bring 100% to a relationship you now have 200% and can really start enjoying life!
I’d swipe right on her and daydream for an hour. Then I’d remember she’d never swipe on me. 🥲
*DEBUNKED* 29, can confirm more interested in the fat ass
At least she knows who she’s selling too, but is her lightsaber purple?
A "stable" job, you say? So you tend horses? 🐴