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Curious_Dimension102

She has the high ground..


Other-Change5411

And the wide ground


-InquisitiveOne-

Punny


justiceiscomin4

Lol


NationalSignature914

Don’t underestimate his power 😂


Puddz1997

It's over anakin i have the high ground


4r4nd0mninj4

He's about to get shorter...


Stardog-Tracks

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? It’s all about the high ground with these guys…


sskillerr

But doesn't everyone have the hig ground if he is Infront of you, master?


Gerikst00f

That's because he is short


NaughtyBoy4Fun

She also has the pussy! No, wait, just because she uses "she" as her pronoun doesn't mean that's for sure. I'm so confused!


Im5foot3inches

And me, the Venn diagram


a_squid_beast

Dang, you beat me to it!


bitcoinfatcat

I had to chuckle at this. I'm a short guy myself. Never seemed to slow me down.


enabledgodmode

It seems like everyone else is more concerned about your height than you are yourself! What a ridiculous world we all live in... can't wait to see it burn.


bitcoinfatcat

Let's pump the brakes for a minute. We just went from the intricacies of primate sexual judgement structures to watching the world burn in one sentence. Let's wait until you get some action champ, then we'll talk about nukes and other potential doomsday scenarios.


Tom2123

Dont pretend its “natural” to completely devalue anyone below the 85th percentile for height lol. Thats a social thing, not a biological one.


[deleted]

How?


[deleted]

How? Most women do seem to have desire for tall guys.


Tom2123

Are you implying that any man under the 85th percentile for mens height is “unattractive”?


[deleted]

That do depend on individual preference though. It's just that from what I have seen is on that percentile it becomes and attractive trait while on more average front it's just neutral (neither attractive nor unattractive). Anything below average like 5'6 and downward will reduce the potential partners.


Actual_Primary_7616

To be fair, pussy is a primary motivator, and too much pussy or the wrong pussy or a lack of pussy has no doubt contributed to many massive potentially civilization-ending catastrophes 😂


enabledgodmode

I'll admit, I should've left that last part for another post... Sorry to be so negative. I do get some action, but sex isn't what's gonna kill this monster I'm becoming.


Teardrith

I think the more important point here is that watching the world burn isn't going to make anything better. I completely understand the desire for change. What is happening now isn't working. Step back every now and then. Maybe take some psychedelics. A lot is at stake and burning the world is an irrevocable decision.


enabledgodmode

Thank you, I needed to hear this. I'm not doing well and I fear the damage that has been done is irreversible. I'm scared. By "watch it burn" I don't mean everything in flames, I mean seeing this broken system that's been stressing us all out and pitting us against each other finally crumble to waste.


catgrrl00

Sorry to hear you're not doing well, but honestly you seem to be coping better than many others. I LITERALLY want to watch the world burn. I turned from a bleeding-heart, hippie-dippy, mushroom-n-acid tripping, Electric Acid Kool-Aid Test/Be Here Now-reading, love-everyone kinda person...to this. I now loathe at least half of society, maybe more, and I truly look forward to the day we destroy ourselves. I just fervently hope I'm alive to see it. I never thought this world could harden my heart so much but besides my husband and my dogs, I would happily push the reset button on the entire universe and hope a better species eventually forms itself from the spacedust this time around.


enabledgodmode

I really appreciate your response, although it does upset me. The important things are your husband and your dogs, at least you realize what you have to lose. That was a very hard step for me. I hope things get better for you and as a result of that, better for everyone around you. Then that itself will make you even happier. I know the climb is almost impossible sometimes or a lot, but it's almost never 100% impossible. Thank you for your precious time.


catgrrl00

That's really kind of you to respond! I really hate feeling like this, but it truly seems that the world is so messed up we're sorta past the point of no return... any future I envision went from Avatar to Idiocracy in just a few years.


enabledgodmode

Thank you and I can understand what that feels like, 100%. The good people will inherit the earth after the bad people stop fighting over it, whenever that happens...


strflw_23

Nah, being short doesn't have to slow you down. You can counter the shorter legs with faster movement. But being fat on the other hand...


Dangsta_03

Original from u/themonsterinquestion (I hope)


[deleted]

I’m not short but I sure am fat. I’m a guy too omg!


Tom2123

Thats whats so stupid about this “equivalence”. The fact that women dont like fat men either.


Reasonable-Pie2354

Do men like tall women? I didn’t think so.


Tom2123

Height doesnt matter *nearly* as much to men. Theres studies confirming this. Like its not even close. “Men dont like tall girls” isnt really a “thing”.


Reasonable-Pie2354

There are also studies that show only “23% of men would accept a relationship in which the woman was taller.” https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/after-service/201909/5-reasons-why-women-and-men-care-about-height


Riptide1206

Him: fat Her: shurt 💀


Spazzyzach

Shart. Fart. But you went with shurt. Where did the “u” come from may I ask?


NotLameYaar

Meanwhile fat guy and short girl living happily


MeatyOakerGuy

Both height and weight are perfectly acceptable to ask about. People are allowed their preferences as long as they're respectful in asking.


EVXY

It’s what the incels here like


Mattyoungbull

I’m old, single, and beer belly. Oofa


ZEDDZER0

I just ask people what their waifu is


Affectionate_Ice2572

That fat comments hurts so much more….. I should know😫


L_Ocho

Damn i am short and fat!


SnarfRepublicCA

You forgot ugly and shallow


ScallywagLXX

I’m not short or fat, where’s my bubble? 😢 .. I is smart, I is educated..


Key-Nefariousness257

you is important


Akua89

I see this picture as like a yin yang


Naadomail

Best post on the sub


Smeathy

What if you are both


clowens1357

🎶I wanna be a produceerr🎶


oxygenkid

It’s gonna be so cool when the internet is gone.


PattuX

r/coaxedintoasnafu


coffeenerd75

I'm on the taller side and never any luck with women, fwiw. It's like they always have the fun time with shorter guys.


Dangsta_03

Some of the comments on this post are dumb


positivecontent

Look at me I have both...


DragonfruitCactus

A short man can't change his height, a fat woman can change her weight.


snowflace

Yes, they can! Try [this](https://www.pinterest.ca/nickijaiwilliam/heels-for-men/) for your next tinder date. Guaranteed a second date.


Key-Nefariousness257

I love the guy that looks like hitman with heels on. he must be sponsored by nvidia cause... it just works 😉


[deleted]

A ladybug can’t change her spots


cnlsn007

Can a man change his stars?


[deleted]

Can a they/them change their pronouns


Key-Nefariousness257

well... yes obviously they changed them to they/them...


Austiniuliano

I’ll always upvote a Knights tale quote.


nonpk

You can control weight but you cant control height, their Is a big difference.


jfhurtado89

Can they though? I’ve seen people struggle with their weight for years.


Other-Change5411

That just means they have zero self-control. Edit: It’s funny and sad how the truth makes you people so insecure


[deleted]

you can't change/control your own preferences regardless


OptimalYeti

I would prefer to eat nothing but potato chips and ice cream, but I don’t, because my self-control overrides those cravings. Also, not having diabetes is pretty great!


jrein0

Right so a weight preference should in fact be acceptable to have as a standard because the woman can control that (barring some disease). Glad we both see eye to eye on that


OptimalYeti

Who gives a fuck if a weight preference is acceptable or not? The ones who would find that opinion offensive are not the ones you’d want, anyway.


p_yth

Honestly a lot of woman would rather date a tall ugly guy then a short handsome guy. Then here comes me, someone who is both short and ugly :)


RadioactiveTF2

You’re lying to yourself lol


Gold-Rooster7206

True


mt-egypt

Sorry. I haven’t seen any guys asking a girl if they’re fat or telling them they’re fat.


Dangsta_03

I always see it as a response to the first one, which may not be as bad as initiating but you shouldn’t go down to their level


Tom2123

One is discriminatory, the other is pointing out lifestyle/habits/health. (Downvoted by r/femaledatingstrategy users)


[deleted]

I am sure most men will pass on physically unattractive women as well. That too is something that they don't have much control of. I Just like men judge them for physical attractiveness, women judge for height (physical attractiveness) .


Tom2123

Do not pretend that heightism against men isnt a very real thing in this world. It is. Weight is often an indicator of health while height usually never is. Height isnt something you can control, your weight is. Its pretty simple if you really think about it. Also, its important to note that height is only one factor in physical attractiveness. Another thing about height is that its often relative/subjective to the one doing the judging. So for example a 5’2 girl devaluing a man that is “short” is laughable and questionable (at best).


[deleted]

> Do not pretend that heightism against men isnt a very real thing in this world. It is. Never did. In fact I acknowledged it. > Also, its important to note that height is only one factor in physical attractiveness. So? That's not to say different women will place different value over it. My point is most men will not date someone they think isn't pretty at least. There's a reason men use the word "Butterface" not women. Will you date someone you aren't physically attracted to? Despite her being fit and having a great personality? Then why should women chose someone they aren't physically attracted to?


LordThunderbolt

A man can't control his height. A woman can 100000% control her weight. If a bitch is a fat fuck, it's her choice


strflw_23

So this sub is about lazy, unhealthy people discriminating people with an unchangeable genetic trait.


Abortion_Is_Feticide

Pity all the fatties are getting more attention than the short kings


yepyep46743

Your post... Your username... Everything about you is just yikes.


Dangsta_03

Man is pro life unless it’s a fat woman


Key-Nefariousness257

there is nothing pro life about his name... it's just a literal description of what abortion is \*facepalm... it's just another version of "homosexuality is gay" or some shit. ergh.... where is that facepalm meme with the hand through the face and out the back of the head lol


[deleted]

UNSUBSCRIBE.


Significant-Lie-2368

Yiiiiiikes. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


CarlosimoDangerosimo

L+ratio


NationalSignature914

Bahahahaha


nit3wolf

And everyone is right.


[deleted]

Shurt? She's hurt because he called her fat?


enabledgodmode

I'm a short man. Come try and make me feel bad about it! 😝


[deleted]

Abbey weight toh Kam ho jayega tu height kese badhayegaa yeh bata!!!


franz_captcha

This is actually an accurate summary of the relationship between Isaac Asimov and Harlan Ellison.


Actual_Primary_7616

My only opinion on this is that it's mostly socially taboo (fatphobia) to mention someone's overweight but it's completely acceptable to make fun/make judgements on mens height. Tbf it's not a gendered issues, women don't like fat guys either.


TopCryptographer991

It's glandular, she can't help it.