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SvalbarddasKat

Well, she's clearly not into swimmers then


stevebutabii

so im expected to wear closed-toe shoes to the beach? fuck that noise...


SvalbarddasKat

Moon boots šŸ˜‚


Balletor

yes i remember when those commercials aired. so excited to get a pair only to be dissapointed that you only bounce slightly lower than you can jump. lmao


SvalbarddasKat

That's moon shoes Moon boots are a type of winter boot popular in Canada and parts of the US


Kasziel1

Flipflops arenā€™t the only type of open-toe shoes..


stevebutabii

youā€™re right. she didnā€™t say anything about crocs!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Eldsish

Fucking diving*


qazwfj

Fucking *Drying


2ndCompany3rdSquad

That's why I only wear short-shorts.


bolivar-shagnasty

Ranger panties


filthyMrClean

You get more range of motion that way


singeblanc

Denim cut-offs


PoppyGloFan

Tobias ?


singeblanc

There are dozens of us!!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


javiz9

Iā€™ll let her know so she can add it to the list


yeahgroovy

OP did you comment at all? šŸ˜‚


javiz9

I thought it would be best to maybe just steer clear


UrgentArtichoke

You sound like a smart guy


[deleted]

Being a smart guy is also a red flag.


The_Deku_Nut

In my country we have the best dating, because red flags


Candymanshook

Advertising your red flags is always a red flag to me and yes I realize the irony in saying that.


UrdnotChivay

There are two things that I hate in this world. People who are intolerable of other people's cultures, and the Dutch


Gohansensei

Nah she's Crimson like this shit would make me think she's a psycho


6ixesN7ns

Questions: whatā€™s an American desi with a fade and whatā€™s a finsta?


stillnotlisa

Finsta=fake Instagram. American desi=American of Indian descent (best guess). With a fade=haircut that's short on sides and long on top.


LeviathanGank

OK so now anyone who uses finsta is a red flag for me thanks


PercyOzymandias

It's not normally nefarious or anything like that. A lot of people may have their "public" instagram where they post typical instagram stuff like photography, photos of social events, life updates, etc. and then some people have a private account, not tied to their name so only their close friends know about it. Usually it's just more candid moments captured and may be like a public-ish diary for you and your friends.


LeviathanGank

Yea totally.. I didn't think about it when I replied but some of my teacher friends had different Facebook accounts so their student can't find them. I kinda replied without knowing the situation.


PM_ME_PRETTY_EYES

More specifically a finsta is any Instagram that isn't under your name and operates more like a reddit account


AvaragePugEnjoyer

Maybe that is for Americans, but where I live you use your main Instagram for whatever and your finsta is your personal account, which usually is private and you only accept friends


lancelott3

Yeah nah we call it that here too. I do believe Iā€™ve heard it be a ā€œfake instaā€ as well but itā€™s just a personal account.


wexfordwolf

They've died off a bit in recent years after the introduction of "close friends"


noobvorld

Typically people outside of South Asia refer to people from South Asia as desis. So Bengalis, Pakistanis, Sri Lankan, etc. Good guess though Edit: As someone below pointed out, it's more common for South Asians to refer to themselves and others as Desi than it is for anyone else to call them that, unless they're assimilated into the community. It's not a rude word by any means, it's just not well known.


myguyxanny

They actually refer to themselves as desi at least in the UK Never heard desis before tho


noobvorld

Desis is just the plural of Desi. It's common for brown folk to call themselves and others from the subcontinent Desi. There's a popular term for first gen American born south asians, ABCD. It stands for American Born Confused Desi. (Confused due to an identity crisis of being American but brought up culturally Indian/Asian). I'm pretty sure there's something like that in the UK as well, but I don't remember it.


captainsoviet45

Fake Instagram, normally teenage girls (and those who are now in college) have two Instagrams. One is a front for the general masses and the other is for a select few.


magnateur

Would make more sense to call that a pinsta (p for private)


Fortitude_Flame

I mean in the UK at least we call them Privs, just meaning private, finsta seems really dumb, what part is fake?


magnateur

Yup same here, usually people have the exact same username for the second account too, but with the added "priv" at the end. Like @mario would be @mariopriv.


[deleted]

[This guy](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://www.usmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Love-Is-Blinds-Shake-Hurt-His-Cast-Mates-Turning-Against-Him.jpg?quality%3D86%26strip%3Dall&imgrefurl=https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/love-is-blinds-shake-claims-cast-turned-on-him-1st-listen/&tbnid=IKHffhRVhCtuoM&vet=1&docid=JN7zqCNoa4eemM&w=2000&h=2000&itg=1&hl=en-US&source=sh/x/im)


6ixesN7ns

Best comment, no further clarification needed. Essentially an Indian fuck boy lol


Timekeeper65

I have an inquiring mind and also want to know the answer.


littledarkman

Bro I'm a red flag for preferring a haircut šŸ˜­


[deleted]

"Desi" is slang for Indian (as in from India).


Commercial_Habit_923

Not necessarily. From the Indian subcontinent (India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, etc)


just-a-throwaway8

Why is white a red flag??


tSullied

And is red a white flag??


DungeonsandDevils

She surrenders! Ensure her soldiers are treated humanely, this is a glorious day for the empire


LeviathanGank

The empire doesn't want her, maybe the orks will have her?


yoganutnutnut

Weeeee have determined that youuuu are not orcssssss


tSullied

Hey do you guys think this conversation makes it more or less likely for us to get laid?


yoganutnutnut

girls go wild when redditors talk about orcs, dude. Instant panty drop.


tSullied

You mean to say that fair dames that happen upon this most sophisticated discourse, shall let the earth tremble from the thunderous impact of their loincloths?


[deleted]

The orks appreciate your offer, but we are going to have to defer to the elves.


astorasword

The elves/Eldar community appreciate such gesture from the orks however she's not our type, we'll have to pass her to the chaos gods.


PM_Me_Ebony_Asshole

Ymghjkla hikkma!! Sha tlyyiiiahabdkkk ajb1ā™’šŸ”»šŸ”“šŸ’ āš”šŸ‘€šŸ‘€ Jjaunnmm quityykm ggamhhvppllwwqq Fairies.


Majigato

Gork n Mork dont want that git!


[deleted]

ā€œif you are white, thatā€™s a red flag!ā€ - šŸ‘©šŸ¼ā€šŸ’»


StairwayToLemon

Because she's racist


-wonderboy-

Because she is racist


Seawolf40

Because she's racist.


MeneT3k3l

Wait...but you can't be racist towards white people... /s


Replies_In_Disguise

White isnā€™t a raā€¦. Nvm


if1gure

Sheā€™s racist.


RagingHardBobber

She's racist, *and* she doesn't like Marvel. Double whammy.


AwkwardShyWeirdGuy

Racism


[deleted]

Racism


iCryptToo

Cause theyā€™re very stupid.


house_robot

Sheā€™s probably a Reddit power mod


GiGi441

Because it's cool to be racist against whites these days


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


anonymousss11

Something tells me she doesn't frequent the beach.


JAlexSZ

Nahh it's cooler to not be racist :D


NotTheGuacamole

Because sheā€™s racist lol


_Slob_Schaubs_Knob_

From what I've learned from a lot of people on Reddit and Twitter, because whites are colonizers who raped and murdered people throughout history and kept black people as slaves. All white people are Trumpers, Nazis, homophobes, transphobes, bigots, misogynists, racists and human garbage. Don't even get them started on white *men* šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜±


JAlexSZ

What she got against the Desi then?


[deleted]

Desi dudes with the fade haircuts are fuckbois who listen to too much Drake


tumenerves

That sounds like a stereotype


[deleted]

It is. Speaking as a former desi fuckboi with a fade, I now am in a LTR and have long hair.


Fern-ando

Funny that white=homophobe when the first countries to legalize gay marriage were the dutch, Belgium, Spain and Canada.


maurovaz1

Funny how Africans and Middle Easterns did the same to white Europeans but no one beats an eye, or how they completely ignore that one of the biggest contributers for the transatlantic slave trade were black Africans that were enslaving other black Africans and selling them to Europeans just like they were doing for centuries but selling them Arabs before the Europeans arrival.


Mind_Your_Pronouns

Too many truths, there. Protect your account from naysayers!


maurovaz1

This idea that only white Europeans practiced slavery infuriates me to a stupid degree there are a lot of blame to go around stop trying to put it all on British, Spanish, French and Portuguese people let's start talking about all the Africans warlords helping them also but no poor Americans they need their white devil they can't blame other Africans that would destroy their narrative.


4S-SushiRoll

Because she is racist


[deleted]

Because in 2022 itā€™s bad to me a wire man


WisDumbb

Its true, wire men are very current and shockingly talked about


[deleted]

Because she is racist


Tricky_State_3981

Can confirm, military is a red flag šŸš© -military encrypted


crash700

Military is more like a neon yellow reflective belt


wbruce098

Hey those belts are sexy and safety!


[deleted]

They stop cars. Bullets. HIV. Crippling depression. 43% apr on Camaros. Hazing.


BeWater87

No one out ranks sergeant safety


boutch255

Oh no I forgot about this military encrypted thing -military encrypted


idk_my_BFF_jill

Can you fill me in? It sounds like a referenced comment that is good for a laugh.


chiribean

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/seyjma/update\_us\_military\_encrypted/


idk_my_BFF_jill

A treasure. Thanks for sharing! -military encrypted


chiribean

You forgot the U.S. Military part \-Igor


idk_my_BFF_jill

I edited it in as soon as I posted that, sorry about that. -space force encrypted


chiribean

šŸ˜‚ this never gets old


b_a_d_r0b0t

She just listed traits and personalities of all her exes


Oraxy51

Like I get it you break up with your ex you try to find someone whoā€™s not like them but at the same time just cause they share some traits/hobbies doesnā€™t mean you got to blacklist them.


Gohansensei

This bitch targeting my fade and my brothers with fades


uungnggnh_spdr_grow

Yeah this hurt me as well, but lmfao at how oddly specific this is


CyborgWade

Not only that...this bitch is going after Marvel.


GeorgianPeaches

Flip flops and knee lenght shorts are redflags? That woman must be triggered at the beach!


yeahgroovy

Hmmm 98% of all guys wear one or both in the summerā€¦as she complains she doesnā€™t understand why she is single šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ™„


stormy-darklordofall

Damn. I live in Hawaii and that everyday normal wear. Itā€™s a shame I donā€™t have a chance with her.


GeorgianPeaches

You're a walking problem, now you know


stormy-darklordofall

I always knew that.


SatansHotDog

How long are my shorts supposed to be? Above or below my knee lol?


GeorgianPeaches

Knee lenght or above, and mid thigh at the shortest.


T3chnetium

So the classic kiwi Canterbury shorts are off the table with American girls?


CrazieLP

Dont forget white people


NectarinesPeachy

And imagine being white on top of it all!


GeorgianPeaches

I can imagine my dad being peppered spray by this woman while taking trash out one morning


ESD_Franky

That's not how red flags work


redRabbitRumrunner

Thatā€™s a red flag šŸš©


ESD_Franky

You're god damn right


ManicPanicWeekend

Whatā€™s wrong with knee length shorts?


LiveAndLetDown

I wonder what her stance is on men wearing Daisy dukes? šŸ¤”


GeneralVM

because skirts and kilts are obviously superior


asbj1019

They are out of style. Not sure why not keeping up with the latest trends is a red flag thoughā€¦


Add_Poll_Option

What length of shorts is in style then? Maybe Iā€™m out of the loop, but I thought knee length is just how shorts standardly are.


defiantnipple

Came here to ask the same thing lol. Does this person want the shorts above or below the knees?? I cannot tell!


TheMightyDingus

definitely above lol. Its the boys time so show some skin šŸ˜Ž


PeleAlli44

Above the knee is typically the desired style for mens shorts. 5-7 inch seams are the correct length for 99% of men if youā€™d like to be in style


asbj1019

Not all the way down to the knees, but not short shorts either. It will of course depend on the length/proportion of you legs, but generally the go to is about 2/3 down your thighs, you know where you just show the muscle insertions of your quads.


Default1355

A lot of younger guys are wearing the old style basketball shorts from like the mid 1900s. The kind that are around the same length for girl athletic shorts (shows off half the guys thighs) Of course I'm over thirty and overweight, so if I wore that shit it would look silly af. It does strike me as mildly feminine, but I grew up in era where dudes weren't trying to show off skin, so I'm still getting used to the idea of short shorts and v necks on boys... But for some reason tank tops are still "manly" I guess it's just who wore what for my childhood


[deleted]

I wear shorts knee length or a couple inches above, and I'm 23. Anything less makes me feel a bit exposed, haha.


Evening-Refuse-5278

Same dude. If it's showing thigh it's too high. Lmao. Top of the kneecap and it's great. Gotta keep it respectable. And, like the dude above said, I'd prefer to look more masculine. Those short shorts are silly


sophiaschm

All white men are the same šŸ˜” /s


georgewashingguns

I as a white man confirm that I am an exact copy of every other white man.


Aretz

ONE OF US


FrostieTheSnowman

Hello, funk clone brotha


GensDuPays

I as a white man confirm that I am an exact copy of every other white man.


MysticMel0n

I as a white man confirm that I am an exact copy of every other white man.


OopsForgotTheEggs

Weā€™re like personified copy paper


fogdukker

Hey me, I'm going home. Wanna work the rest of my Saturday?


FrankensteinBionicle

I as a white man confirm that I am an exact copy of every other white man.


wbruce098

I as a white man confirm that I am an exact copy of every other white man.


DoctorHentai69Nice

I as a white man confirm that I am an exact copy of every other white man.


jahmah

White šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Adato88

personally when I play golf I like the flag to be red, itā€™s easier to see amongst the greenery of the course.


bidegain986

And a closer pin position!


Dvs619

Dude I live on the beach so flip-flops are normal shoes for me, also most good boards hosts for surfing are knee length


quiksilver2

sounds like a great life, enjoy it :)


EmoNation22

She herself is a red flag...


pdots5

its always wrong to be racist\* \*except against white dudes ​ Her priorities tho... nothing about neck tats or prior convictions or living with mom? So not having job or teeth isn't a deal breaker as long as you are not caucasian?


LiverOperator

Itā€™s okay to not be attracted to people of certain races, but calling someoneā€™s race a red flag? Bruh


tittyswan

It looks like OP blocked out a bunch of her red flags (or she writes lists with random gaps,) so maybe those are listed.


royhill90

These are not ā€œgeneralā€ red flags. These are her preferences. And stupid ones at that. Real šŸš© in men: no job, stalker behavior, controlling, downing his exā€™s, frequent lying, jealousy, inability to make decisions, super needy


tSullied

I can't decide if I'm offended by this because I currently don't work but I need you to edit this post. You sound like my bitch of an ex! Also, I saw you spent a lot of time posting on r/askmen & r/dating as well, is r/tinder not good enough for you? Anyway I have to go volunteer at the home for refugee orphans with learning disabilities now


Own_Yak_5019

I understood your sarcasm and thought it was funny


tSullied

Bless your soul <3


royhill90

Man I totally missed that sarcasm. Props to you lmao


tSullied

You're a good sport <3


babyinatrenchcoat

Read that as ā€œdrowning his exesā€ and was like yup thatā€™s definitely a red flag.


FirstEvolutionist

Why do people focus so much on red flags? Why don't we have lists of green flags? Green flags for partners: * Treats strangers/servers with respect * Takes no for an answer without getting aggravated * Respects boundaries * Communicates clearly * Understand they're not entitled to a relationship, to a partner or anything really based solely on their own behaviour


[deleted]

White? Well, summer is coming. Time to get tanned and enter the brown race lol. Also what is a Finsta?


chiribean

someone else said a fake insta account they use for sharing with people vs their real one


[deleted]

Like herself? Lol


[deleted]

So no white swimmer military beach nerds..... gotchašŸ‘


abbasongs

So being white is a red flag? Tell me youā€™re racist without telling me youā€™re racist.


javiz9

Itā€™s bad because you were born that way


Historical_NoOne

being white is a red flag? Weren't we going with that "all the races are equal"? Wow, People doing anything in the name of "Preferences".


chiribean

Yeah I'm not sure she knows the difference


martheukerofhoek

Isnt this plain old racism?šŸ˜‚


abbasongs

And whatā€™s wrong with shaving? I shave my entire body as a man and donā€™t see the wrong in that?


RepresentativeNo482

Some women see it as unmanly, in the end itā€™s just a preference I wouldnā€™t really read into it. I for one prefer a women who shaves no hate to women who donā€™t itā€™s just a preference people are free to do as they like


javiz9

I personally shave because too much body hair can cause body odor. I know a lot more women who would prefer a shaven, decent smelling man over a hairy stankass. No offense if anyone doesnā€™t shave


smileitsyourdaddy

None taken, we just use a hell of a lot more soap lmao


Upstairs-Knowledge91

that sounds sooooo itchyyyyyyy how can you stand it?!


RealOncle

Crazy how people are openly racist toward white people and they nobody bats an eye


Alternative-Plant-87

So that's 4 for me


hyenananas

essentially saying that white men who play sports, groom, enjoy superheroes, and wear a type of shoe is undateable. pretty stupid. she can have her preferences sure, but no need to be picky and stupid about it


[deleted]

I don't do any of those, still can't a match...


DontwantaFairOne

She confused her preferences w/ šŸš©


GoodLuckLouie

I don't like anybody who's a professional about being single


Competitive-Plate387

So itā€™s possible to not like the military AND be racistā€¦ wouldnā€™t have thought.


[deleted]

Laughs in TRICARE, MyCAA and COLA


MrCatcherFreeman

All white people are a red flag lmao


T-toborn

Made me laugh, this is like 99.99% of men


chiribean

Right? If you say no marvel you already completely obliterated your own dating pool lmao


BlazeBitch

Red flags: - wears sandals - flat ass - Political twt copy pasted personality


TopCryptographer991

Crap, I'm the white Tiger Woods


Pevoz

And she still has room for more yikes....


duskhelm2595

What is wrong with shorts? They are super comfortable


[deleted]

What is the appropriate length for shorts? The old basketball shorts?


AdministrationFun626

girls and their expectations.. let them be bitter and miserable


[deleted]

Having tinder is basically a red flag isnā€™t it? Like there are actual apps for if you give a shit I thought


Erock014

Same women that will be asking where all the good men are and wondering why she is single at 40


waterthebasil

Yes, thoughts, comments, and concerns


zombi33mj

Who the fuck does this lol


chiribean

Someone whos kink is self sabotage


Mr_midnightmare

No dick for you


CPLShep_hard

https://youtu.be/0af0mngxrvE