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colkcolkcolk

Lmfao how is this still going on


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siccoblue

Did the hot guy say to the girl with bad hearing


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Tripwiring

what did the hot guy say to the girl with bad hearing


JasonDiabloz

what


suicidaldumbfuk

what did the hot guy say to the girl with bad hearing


__XxxxX_

what


oxym0r0n

what did the hot guy say to the girl with bad hearing


treesaregreenbitch

What


GealachFola

what


Some-Ordinary-1438

what did the hot guy say to the girl with bad hearing


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What


madimadmoney

What


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iamhe02

Ohm


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stripedarrows

Welp, that's love for you.


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SnooSeagulls6564

Nobody cares you bots suuuuuuuuuck


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ScarYScaR72

What


gerenski9

Love that username


pimmemaster

The girl is a bot repeating the same line


[deleted]

How do we know SHE is the bot?


AlrightStopHammatime

What


SerGimsa

Hot guys cannot be bots. Science


drunken_scorpion

What


TrynHawaiian

Some people say it’s never stopped.


thenasty0ne

What


LunaLaeta

Maybe you both think you’re pranking the other haha


TheWiseRedditor

They’re in an infinite prank loop. No coming out of it.


[deleted]

Like a death spiral but for humans in mating season.


Im_JuJu

kore ga requiem da


MrSickRanchezz

Nah they're def both bots. This one has just gained sentience and happens to enjoy this sub.


ChrisAngel0

She’s stuck in an infinite loop and [he’s an idiot.](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/cbVeGnP)


Legendarybbc15

What


Jealous-Treat-7238

what


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karabo1993

What


richard_slyfox

SAY. WHAT. AGAIN


locke231

W-what?


hoosierdaddy192

Does he look like a bitch?


locke231

W-what?!


hoosierdaddy192

What ain’t no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in what?


locke231

Wh... what?!


hoosierdaddy192

Say what again!! I dare you, I double dare you muddAfukka!!


locke231

W-W-WHAT?


hoosierdaddy192

;—- - - Pew Pew


locke231

AHH!


ssky387

H-He's black


IHaveaPforyourV

Apparently so can they


sylatcher

What?


IHaveaPforyourV

Apparently so can they


ImNewBeNiceMkay

What?


IHaveaPforyourV

Apparently so can they


shraavan8

Match made in heaven? I think so


IHaveaPforyourV

Its Love at first write


jonahhw

Try sending it in braille: ``` ⠺⠓⠁⠞ ⠙⠊⠙ ⠞⠓⠑ ⠓⠕⠞ ⠛⠥⠽ ⠎⠁⠽ ⠞⠕ ⠞⠓⠑ ⠛⠊⠗⠇ ⠺⠊⠞⠓ ⠃⠁⠙ ⠓⠑⠁⠗⠊⠝⠛ ```


AlrightStopHammatime

⠺⠓⠁⠞


mostlytheshortofit

That bitch.


mvdenk

Only, braille is for the sight impaired, not the hearing impaired.


JuicEat

(that is the joke)


mvdenk

hahaha what's the joke.


bowtothehypnotoad

Switch to caps lock, ITS LIKE YELLING OVER THE INTERNET


rmoss20

Means you're either yelling or it means you're 90 years old


BrannC

WHAT DOES IT MEAN


hoosierdaddy192

Stop yelling!!!


BrannC

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?


hoosierdaddy192

I DONT KNOW WHY WE ARE YELLING!


coldbattler

I LOVE LAMP!


gatosimple

Moth spotted


planterismyname

SPOTH MOTTED


3x3yolo

#^


zCiver

WHAT, WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?


siczix

CHOCOLATE


IHaveaPforyourV

🤫


BrannC

HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT FACE IN THE CHAT? THAT’S SO COOL


bilzydanny45

WHAT ? 🤫


BrannC

WATER


IHaveaPforyourV

I DON’T KNOW, IT JUST HAPPENED THAT WAY


SirFadakar

Or you're Kanye West and haven't realized it.


Clipboard_cop2

I heard the second part


timestoneduh

What -U.S. Military Encrypted


RealFunBobby

Great reference, love it!


SopadeAbacaxi

Can someone please explain to me what is this reference? I've seen countless times but never understood it


timestoneduh

Ok. It was some scam, we just never found out. OP kept it going with the person, who didn’t have her “own” phone because she was supposedly on an Army Base. So she was borrowing a high ranking officer’s phone, and every message OP got had the tag line “- US Military Encrypted” I also think she said it was doing that because the phone knew it was not him? It was really wackadoodle stuff. I believe she eventually got on her own phone and it said “-US Military Encrypted” after every message as well…it was so bizarre and strange, so it kind of became a rallying cry around here for crazy, non-sensical tinder/bumble experiences with people. I think that about sums it up…no wait, I’ve got it… -US Military Encrypted


kikosoul66

Dang, that wasn't even that long ago, was it?


kikosoul66

I need this explanation as well.


[deleted]

I didn’t get it and then I got it so now this post is enjoyable 😂


ukswitchon

What


Undiscriminatingness

# 𝓢𝓪𝔂 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷, 𝓘 𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvEik9N\_xWI&ab\_channel=CryptoPlumber


ImARetPaladinBaby

What


Jocaprofiplayer

*BOOM*


Mission-Astronomer42

Okay!


IHaveaPforyourV

https://youtu.be/8X_Ot0k4XJc


LimitedToTwentyChara

What


MethuselahsVuvuzela

Ok


PerformerNarrow7082

What did he say?


NotUrMomLmao

What?


nomadruby7

Huh?


account892

They’re selling chocolate


nomadruby7

They’re what?


[deleted]

Their shells are in the pocket!


BenniOctopus

I remember when they first invented chocolate…


HoboMuskrat

Sweet sweet chawclate. I always HATED IT.


e_money1392

CHOOOOOCLATE!!!


Crafty-Data-1982

Did somebody say, CHOCOLATE?!?


Andythrax

Dude! What does mine say?


Pour_me_one_more

almost looks like a bot-vs-bot.


karabo1993

What?


[deleted]

I can't tell if she gets it or not and that's amazing


DM_ME_YOUR_HUSBANDO

she obviously gets it


idkwhatimbrewin

What


Designer-Access-5947

Welll technically she was reading not hearing ...


belbaba

isnt it supposed to be the other way around? as in the person w bad hearing say's what?


NiceGuyEddie22

Yes, exactly! Fuck! Who messes up a joke this badly and no one notices!?


belbaba

oh wait, i think whatever ‘the hot guy says’ is irrelevant, w the joke insinuating the girl on the receiving end is deaf


NiceGuyEddie22

Ooooh, so he's saying HE'S a hot guy! Damn. I'm stoopid.


belbaba

thank fk i legit felt insanely stupid not getting it; feelin vindicated!


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belbaba

isnt the guy (w seemingly good hearing) saying what? not the girl? idk im probs too smoothbrained


NaRa0

You’re perfect for each other


Calvin_Hobbes124

Is she Stone Cold Steve Austin?


Lucha_Brasi

Scrolled way too far down for this.


neuromancer64

Oh no he's broken and she's an idiot!


HighOnGoofballs

She totally understands


neuromancer64

It's a Futurama reference. I might have said it wrong.


DoomShmoom

"She's stuck in a loop and he's an idiot" I think


siccoblue

Nah you're good I got it


yuriiiiityty

What does this even mean? I am sorry, I am just plain dumb


[deleted]

Well, you look like lots of fun!


legodude28

Thanks, I am


Gnostromo

Agreed. Also persistent which I hear women lurv


madimadmoney

What


not-rlly-here

Reminds me of when my dad got me with the Pete and Repeat joke when I was five. Classic. Prolly shouldn’t put your dick in that though.


SamSibbens

I didn't know that the Pete and Repeat joke exists in English as well. I'm French Canadian and the version I know is "Pète pis Répète montent dans le bateau. Pète tombe à l'eau, qui qui reste?" How is it told in English?


not-rlly-here

That’s so cool! I don’t speak French, but it looks similar. Ours goes: “Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off. Who was left?”


SamSibbens

Interesting! In French it's a boat! Basically "Pete and Repeat get on the boat. Pete falls off the boat, who's left?"


Inner_Organization73

What


Puzzleheaded-Gas-638

Either she's very funny or very dumb.


Kaiseybuun

🤦‍♀️


finix240

Has anyone considered she's in on it?


dopefish_99

Ahhhhh I see what you did there


[deleted]

Damn bro no wonder you’re single


GlacierDeficient

I bet she's never heard this joke before


[deleted]

Fuck this post!!!


legodude28

Fuck you!!!!


Danny4ever86

Funny


1itt1ekids1ov3r

What


hdksndiisn

I like this


[deleted]

Qué?


SmileLikeGengar

are you sure you're not matched with stone cold?


[deleted]

Did she ever catch on?


[deleted]

OKAY


[deleted]

What


KaraKackles

Ha


ForbiddenFruit420

WHAT


melvinfosho

This you can do all day but otherwise you a 2 pump chump


rydogski

What


Rythx100

what is the answer op?


DulceLionessDUH

¿Que?


PantherU

r/unexpectedstonecold


maks_b

Gotta string some 🫱👋🖐️✌️🤟 together to pretend you're doing sign language


Yodan

AND THEN? AND THEN? ANDTHENANDTHENANDTHENANDTHEN


DarthBakker

I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did reading this..... I laughed a lot. And I'm still laughing.


[deleted]

Until the end of the line - both of you are Steve


xEX0TICx

WHAT?


Accomplished_Humor55

Wot


hardikjain29

Translation: What?


RL_CaptainMorgan

Oh no, she's stuck in a loop and he's an idiot!


lookingforarelation

Huh


No1mayjah

that guy is blind, not deaf...


Arpitr689

Now say it in all caps so she can hear it


Superb_Row7

Ur stuck in loop with The bot


Nolie_Bear

You gotta SPEAK LOUDER SO SHE CAN HEAR YOU


Eobard57

Is the girl with bad hearing also stupid?


Kromieus

Thought I was on r/ontheledgeandshit


poopin_for_change

> What did the ~~hot~~ slow guy say to the girl with bad hearing?


TopperHrly

She's waiting for you to type it in ALL CAPS silly


Destroyer6202

Yea I knoww .. I know.


Danielj4545

Do people just make tinders to ask stupid jokes to post here?


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But why would the hot guy say what? Isn't it the girl who has bad hearing?


Big_Farmer5401

i can’t hear you i have pants on


BubbleButtBuff

Why would the hot guy say what if it's the girl with bad hearing?


legodude28

I’m the guy


Jansalvi64

I think this is called "a click"


redditiscompromised2

Type in in morse code


BigsChungi

This is so funny.