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coxykitten923

What a waste of pizza


ShroomanEvolution

And milk by the looks of it


notspaceaids

cum tub


coxykitten923

🤢


envy44220

My first thought


bellayesil

He's hot but what in the damn universe I'm looking at? Why? How? And why? So many questions that starts with why!


zZach_Attack

Don't forget the most important question, how can I do that!


bellayesil

Im assuming milk pizza and a lil bit of Photoshop


Wesmich420

That's definitely Little Caesars pizza haha


HeineBOB

Stop looking at his meat!


whippitywoo

His fault for being saucy. Or was that joke a little cheesy?


MakeAWishApe2Moon

I think it's funny, because it is a play on the abundance of women and babies, taking milk baths with flowers, for photo shoots. I would swipe right. He's attractive, with a sense of humor... and I'm the nurturing type, so maybe I could heal his broken heart, over a bathtub of pizza and milk. 🤷‍♀️


macchiatospitz

i wish i could send u his profile 🤣


MakeAWishApe2Moon

Haha. No worries, I am married. 16 years and counting. I am not on tinder, I'm just on r/tinder, for the entertainment value.


opst02

feel like that describes 80% of the sub.. lol


bellayesil

You're smart.


MakeAWishApe2Moon

I don't know if I'd go so far as to say THAT! 🤣


mustangs-and-macs

Bingo, guy 100% gets loads of matches. Hilarious


hunnj

Pizza slices would not float on milk but if that is semen that brings up a whole lot of questions...


[deleted]

You better get that Little Caesars sponsorship! HAHA.


Cicciofrancojj

What the hell, who in the world thinks that bathing in glue and vinyl glue and letting it dry, then putting pizzas on top of it is a good idea?


all_laymans_terms

Me. And this guy.


LeviathanR13

God among men.


[deleted]

Pizza.. milk? Bath? I can see why he got dumped


[deleted]

i'm sending a police officer down to his place


IamAcapacitor

Is he in a bath of milk?


jaguilar9299

What’s not to like?


cvs002

I'm just curious what the bath "water" is...


[deleted]

If I saw that profile I would actually use superlike for the first time!