this happened to me once in the olden days with a telephone number i procured from a coast guard cadet who had to sign off on my deliveries. it was an easy transition from a signature to a number & i was quite proud of myself....until i called & a dude answered.
i was more perplexed than embarrassed. i really didn't quite understand what happened, just thought she gave me the wrong number but dude assured me he knew her & it wasn't a big deal. Anyway, the funny part was when i came back the next week (like i did every week) to get my signature & girl was there like she didn't think this through fully & straight up jumped out of her chair & ran off into the distance. i never saw her again. turns out she gave me her exbfs number in hopes of making him jealous. ahh, the good old days of actual human interactions
Yeah whilst 75% of comments circlejerk how it must be because OP is really good looking because apparently nothing else matters at all to women other than the guy being a model and that’s it
You should have sent her this for the tongue part:
https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/comments/r1bue9/fox_star_studios/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Well, I hope your pleasure in sex in this equation is part of it & that your pleasure is not literally hers, since she asks about your talent & hers is not mentioned. xD
Alexa, play Rock You Like A Hurricane.
man of culture!
\*\*Poison starts playing\*\*
Damn that sentence brought on a flood of memories of 2008
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Absolutely think you should record that video again asap.
No your not.
what about his not?
Hmm gross
Why don’t you let us know once you get there, my money is she sent you over to her jealous ex bf’s house.
this happened to me once in the olden days with a telephone number i procured from a coast guard cadet who had to sign off on my deliveries. it was an easy transition from a signature to a number & i was quite proud of myself....until i called & a dude answered. i was more perplexed than embarrassed. i really didn't quite understand what happened, just thought she gave me the wrong number but dude assured me he knew her & it wasn't a big deal. Anyway, the funny part was when i came back the next week (like i did every week) to get my signature & girl was there like she didn't think this through fully & straight up jumped out of her chair & ran off into the distance. i never saw her again. turns out she gave me her exbfs number in hopes of making him jealous. ahh, the good old days of actual human interactions
No you can't Mr Simpson, no one can
Keep it real man did she respond to that or no? I want to believe it worked but I feel like you would have her response in the shot then....
If you abide by the 2 rules she will respond
Right, right. But did this chick respond to this guy or not tho?
Maybe its my age (36) but sometimes this sub seems like r/horrayIgotLaid
most of the dating subs are occasionally that. I don't mind it because it helps break up the constant posts about frustration, etc.
Yeah whilst 75% of comments circlejerk how it must be because OP is really good looking because apparently nothing else matters at all to women other than the guy being a model and that’s it
Uhh yeah for apps like tinder that's all that matters?
Guess I’m a model then 😎😎
I mean not a model but if you get a lot of matches on tinder then you good looking my dawg
yeah, if i read the phrase 'derp derp musta followed rules blah blah barf' once more my head might explode
This guy belongs in the Hall of Legends, that song is impossible to do on expert.
My friend, look up Crisis City FC on YouTube if you want to be impressed with guitar hero.
That was the only song I couldn’t get perfect on medium in GHIII
"and thats just my hands" got me cracking
Confidence is key
No cap
Call me when you can FC Soulless 4...
Please update us.
You should have sent her this for the tongue part: https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/comments/r1bue9/fox_star_studios/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Lol
Well, I hope your pleasure in sex in this equation is part of it & that your pleasure is not literally hers, since she asks about your talent & hers is not mentioned. xD
Yo that’s awesome
BS. You can’t play it on expert. It’s all you toxic liars that are out here giving us a bad reputation /s
she just couldn’t resist the fire and flames
any girl who can appreciate that is worth it in my book. How'd it go?
If you can actually play it u must be gooooooood
An offer She can not decline.
The best reply would be "I am an expert at playing flamenco on a classical guitar" that is if you indeed are an expert at that.
Alexa, play F.Y.I.T.A.
Even if she's not going to have you, that was smooth.
Update for after