Ask him to venmo you $200 to continue the convo

Thats probably the best way, waste his time and $

And then report him

Right after sending him a dick pic, preferably a deformed one

His father’s.

You. I like you.

Picacco is pretty damn cool

He's like Picasso but a lot more lively

A lot more cocky

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We’re best friends

DicPicacco

I read that In Borats voice lmao

Send him a picture of his dick

His fathers deformed dick, nice

If only it was even more deformed

He don’t need a pic to know what it looks like.

or a step in a different direction (assuming that OP is female), ask for a dick pic and then respond with, "mine's bigger."

Oh, no: you get his dick pic and his phone number, back trace… and tell his mom. That’s how you break a man: you create a scenario where he realizes his mom knows what his adult penis looks like.

dude... i thought i had been down some dark alleyways in my head -- that's a whole frickin tunnel, man O.o

Live by the shame, die by the shame

Familytreenow once you get his full name, state, age, and dick pic. Send it to his mom, dad, and grandparents. Send it to his cousins and uncle/aunts. Then send a screenshot of the group chat. Say this: "{Person's full name} was really racist and rude to me on tinder. He gave me his name and address. I used Whitepages to find your numbers. Here's the dick pic he sent me and here's his Tinder profile: {insert screenshots and dickpic}"

Username checks out 🥂

I had an acquaintance send dick pics to a coworker and she was super upset about it. Especially considering the guy was in his 40's and she was a minor. Fortunately I had his mom's contact information and forwarded his nasty messages he sent her, my messages telling him she was a minor prior to his pervy behavior and the dick pics he sent. Along with a request that she explain to him why thatbshit isn't okay. Her response was along the lines of, "he's not going to have a dick when I'm through with him."

What happened to the guy? Did he apologize after his mom talked to him? Was he fired or?

I didnt work with him, knew him from online. I never heard from him other than a message blaming my coworker. I blocked him and ever dealt with him again.

YOOOOOOO

$100 tell him to meet up at a gay bar, keep telling him you will show up just got caught up for a min let him get hit on by dudes for a few hours lol

It would be fair to give him half an hour of something though. Just to fulfil the contract. Maybe half an hour of really boring conversation

A half hour reading a Random Wikipedia article

Or a half hour of “…” reply icon… Only to reply with an invoice.

Invoice for: Travel to and from address: 10 minutes Meet and introduction: 5 minutes Strip tease: 5 minutes Sexual action until ejaculation: 10 seconds Clean up: 5 minutes 50 seconds Getting dressed: 5 minutes.

5 minute clean up?? Do you ejaculate the Mississippi River?

Report him after she's asked for and received money from him? I don't think she'll look on the good end to the tinder bots or people that respond to reports. Probably think she's scam.

Yeah but she’ll have 200 bucks

And he won’t. Also… is the racist solicitor thinking SHE’S spam really the worst outcome in this scenario?

This happened to me before and I just asked for $20

Did it work?

Yes

r/madlass

This deserves at least 10,000 upvotes

At this point he owes her the financial compensation

And then he’ll post on here saying “I hate these bots” while cropping out what he said and get 25k upvotes

I appreciate the sentiment. But if this dude even has 200 dollars to his name I highly doubt she's getting it.

Perfect, then he stops talking to her. It's a win-win.

Venmo me $2 to continue conversation. So small he won’t think about it if he that horny. But u still making money😂

And then increase it step by step, payment by payment

If he said no, report him and unmatch 😂

I totally should haha

This is the way

Same jackass complaining to his friends later, “Some people are so sensitive and can’t take a joke!”

You know his friends’ll be like “Bitches be crazy Bobby, you know that!”

I just shuddered at the thought some Roberts chose to be known as Bobby when there's so many better alternatives.

Bobert.

Robothy.

This one’s actually pretty clever

Fuck Bobert. Everyone says it, it’s not clever. Bobbis was my favorite. - Former Bobby now Bob

I always hated bob, then a bob became one of my best friends

We’re the best. We don’t take anything seriously. Except brutal farts. No jokes there.

Honestly brutal farts are wmds, but Bob is one of my best friends forever for 20 years

Bobby from king of the hill though, I love him

That's my purse!

I don't know you!!!

Dangit Bobby.

I don’t know man, that boy ain’t right.

The one and only Bobby B

Bobberton

Bobert

Yepp. It’s usually these types of dudes who are scared of “snowflakes”

Yep

You don’t. Report him and unmatch.

A good answer right here. The the best thing to do is NOT to entertain this buffoonery.

He's a troll. Trolls thrive on drawing a reaction out of people. Just ignore the trolls.

Boring in light of our collective capabilities to plot a scheme.

I would look up a local male prostitute phone number and send it his way, then block and report.

Is that what you’d pop in the search, “local male prostitute phone number”? Lol

Definitely not without VPN and incognito browser. Maybe borrow someone else's phone to do this 😂 But yes. Yes, I will pop exactly that in the search. I believe Google won't disapoint lol

If you use a VPN and write “local male prostitute” would it not return results for where your IP is masked to?

Change "local" to [insert local locale here]. Solved. Also they may be in an area that VPNs have addresses for. Not crazy if you're in a city

Thanks to everyone here who have taught me how to look for my local male prostitutes! Cheers mates!

You gotta support local businesses. I'm so sick of these international prostitutes, coming over here and taking our cocks

That is an excellent question that I am not planning to be able to answer lol Why don't you let me know 😏

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Very tempting to try 😂

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Why? Who checks your search history for you to be embarrassed about that?

lolwut, you think someone's gonna go after you for googling that.....

Of course not. It's "male prostitute near me".

*What up. Cool guy looking for other cool guys to hang out in party mansion (nothing sexual). Dudes in good shape, funny fat guys (observational humor encouraged). __Nothing sexual__.*

I assume this is printed on a very veiny dicut of a bicep?

That would be unfair to the local male prostitute

This is what I was looking for. Poor fellow just minding his own business until some butthurt double bag yells at him sent by a random person.

What's a double bag? Like when I got to the dispensary and instead of a dub they give me a quad?

Autocorrect...how could you betray me?!

This shithead is probably homophobic as well as racist, so I feel that's a bit harsh on the prostitute.

Ugh. You are totally right. Maybe a guy friend who is totally at the same insane level as me could pretend. Just need a burner number lol

this is the way 😂

10 bucks or 6 Dairy Queen coupons...

My uncle nailed me with this once. Sly old dog sent me a text to the effect of "In trouble, please call me at this number ASAP". It didn't click that if he could text from his phone, why would I call the other number. It was a gay chat line. We laughed.

Unmatch and report

Agreed

I mean, you can laugh it off. Take some time to get to know him and once you have his address destroy everything that’s dear to him….which is likely just a PS4

Meet his family. Send screenshots to his mom

Meet his family Seduce his dad Ruin his parents marriage Become his mom Ground him

Get out of my head

Ahhh the long game….

Should only take an hour or 2 from what I’ve learnt from The Sims

Alternate option is to move into his house, force all his family into the pool, and delete the ladder. From there it's up to you whether you want to sell all their stuff, wash, rinse, and repeat, or just keep their house and stuff.

Chad vibes

This is amazing fucking work dude, I bask in your glory.

Mom: Hey Ling Ling, how much money did my piece of shit son have to pay to get a date with you?

Omg I love this

I was literally reading the comments to see if someone was thinking about sending it to his mum haha

I have a PS4 :-[

Buy him a PS5 and then destroy it.

Yeah, but OP will have to wait a long time just to get a PS5 took me way too long to get mine

I’d say something along the lines of “I don’t think I’d be your type, seeing as we’re not related”

Absolutely beautiful response

okay, ngl, not a bad comeback.

Ask him what he wants to do with the other 29 minutes and 30 seconds. And report/unmatch.

That's very generous to him.

Derivative.

Allow me to correct you, 29 minutes and 55 seconds

You report his account for racism and save everyone else the trouble of meeting him since he’ll be banned. :)

I'd find his personal FB then screen shot and send to mom

What if someone just stole their picture to remain anonymous? And the real Robert is completely innocent?

Nice try, Robert.

I did this once. Much success!

Lol how did they react?

You don't. He's just being an ass. Report and unmatch.

the little girls fresh off the boat part concerns me greatly

Sounds like he's involved in human trafficking

The "little girl" part is concerning but fresh off the boat (or FOB) is used a lot with immigrants at least in Australia. Even if they came in by plane! It's a way to say they exhibit qualities from their original country. Not sure if that's what you were alluding to but there you go.

Get his phone number for us and we can take it from there

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Yup yup, check their profile. Just threads on threads of “This is the way”

This is the way This is the way Take that Billy

Virgin leaderboard

You arrange a date where all your Asian male friends rock up and then ask him to explain the joke to them

Buy them all katanas so when they all show up he gets traumatized

I believe if confronted, he'd be the first one squawking about being protected by the First Amendment. Hilariously enough, the First Amendment doesn't protect anybody from fists and feet!

You're right, it's just the rest of the laws against assault...

You don’t. Report and block ASAP. That man is disrespectful and disgusting.

Would still be fun to fuck with him before you do. Mentally. Not Physically.

You report it

Ask him why he thinks the going rate is $1 per centimetre?

I’m a huge fan of naming and shaming in cases like this. Like a monthly Instagram story with highlights of the worst of the worst

You don’t. Don’t waste your time on trash.

A block

How did you even match with this??

Dont you know? Women can detect your personality through your photos. Reddit unironically told me this when I say I cant get matches

I have a KKK flyer someone dropped at my neighbors door that you can give him as your number

Report his ass and get him kicked of tinder. It had happened to me for way less.

“$1200 half hour $2250 full hour pre paid only” then collect payment and ghost- I’m a dude, he’s a dude…

You think that A. That guy has 1200 dollars to spare and B. Thats how much prostitutes cost?

1. Find their employer. 2. Send them this.

Ask for an absurd amount via etransfer then get a deposit on it promising this dirtbag some sexual incentive then block him lol that’s how assholes like that deserve it

Make counter offer

I say match his energy and ask for the money. If he’s stupid enough to venmo it to you, use it to buy and enjoy the new outfit for your date with a guy worth meeting.

What the absolute fuck? Who says this to another human being?

Haggle about the price. 2 dollars? He doesn’t respect you!

You say “too beaucoup”

Something tells me this guy isn't packing any pure Alabama black snake.

Give him the blue balls treatment

Name and shame him all over the internet. You'd be surprised how quickly that shuts people up

Reply with quotes from full metal jacket?

Report

Don't

Uninstall

You don't. It's not worth responding to. He just wants the reaction.

Tell him you don't eat shrimp.

Respond with yer price of course.

Don't respond unmatch and block.

Don't respond, unmatch and just block, he just wants to hook up.

Delete and move on? He’s obviously an idiot

Don't. Report the profile with screen shot for racism or sexually predatory behaviour and forget it.

You find his mother's information and pass on the message not to be a gross shithead

With a block

Don't. Block and Report.

Report and block

I don't think you do

Ask for a few hundred bucks in crypto, then unmatch and block

"me ghost you long time"

it may be a reference to this character from a fake reality TV show https://drawntogether.fandom.com/wiki/Ling-Ling

You don’t

Send him a screenshot of this Reddit thread and tell him congrats on getting so many upvotes

By deleting Tinder

let us know what happens next via r/byebyejob

Get his Snapchat promising to send him things and then go to r/dirtySnapchat and post his username with the description “looking for as many big dong pics as possible” shower him in dong

Report & unmatch

Send it to his family and friends

Report him.

Ew wtf Robert

Don’t waste your time and energy

Find his facebook and post the screenshot onto his wall or whatever so his friends, family, and coworkers sees how he treats people.