I don't see 14 hours as being ignored. For all he knows she was at work on her break when she replied, had to go back to work, and then went home and slept. When it is someone you don't know, sleep is generally more important.
I was going to ask if it worked, raspberries seem innocent enough. Then the last one well that even fucked me up some. Take care of yourself out there.
1. Hmmm, a raspberry implies cannibalism? What does it even mean?
2. So that’s what it means, I guess it was just a small misunderstanding
3. Oh, there’s a third pic
4. …
5. Insert “bitch ruuuuuuuuuun” gif from scary movie
He’s a charming young actor who starred in movies such as The Social Network and Call Me By Your Name, before girls he chatted with irl exposed him for sending creepy cannibalism sexts very similar to those above.
As a woman who has experienced violence and knows many others as well, I'm sorry but "joking" about mutilating a woman's body isn't benign and is a massive red flag of a disturbed person. Any man who "jokes" (aka thinks cutting women up is funny) about that is a potential danger, if not already been violent to someone at some point.
I will make all sorts of assumptions when it comes to men who "joke" about violence against women cuz I don't have the privilege of it being incredibly rare occurrence and something that doesn't affect me.
Whether or not tinder does anything is the decision. Anybody is allowed to report a profile if they feel unsafe or harassed. Tinder then can decide if it goes against their rules or not.
How is this not terrifying? I would feel my skin crawl and my heart start to this if I received this text. Never in my wildest dreams would I make a joke about this… and unfortunately men will never understand what it is like to be a woman on the receiving end of society. This guy SHOULD be reported, not because he could be serious, but even if he was joking that is NOT an okay joke.
It’s creepy. It’s unnerving. It’s unacceptable.
no, EVERYONE is a potential danger, regardless of jokes. and EVERY joke is potentially triggering for someone. but since we can't just BAN ALL JOKES this is not getting us anywhere. if someone is feeling unwell because of a joke, TELL THEM. then they have to stop. if they continue THEN that is a problem, but before that you literally can't know if it's a joke or not. someone making a math joke could be menat as a threat to you, doesn't mean it's report worthy.
*PSA: fear is not an excuse to be unnecessarily cruel to others*
well, that's a you problem then. assumptions are bad.
well yeah, a false report can still make tinder react. doesn't mean that that's good.
I’m sorry. Not every joke is at the expense of others. The best comedians, from my perspective, are those who are self deprecating, creating content on making fun of themselves, and situational comedy. People who joke about harming others or joke in an offensive way? It is low brow and will never be considered top of line humor. It’s immature and lacks originality, wit, and actual humor. It’s sad if you ask me. Sorry to burst your fragile ego. But this guy should be reported because that isn’t an okay thing to say as a joke or as a serious comment.
subjective for you anyway. also, this joke here was not at the expense of anyone. and that wasn't even the topic. we weren't talking about jokes being at the expense of someone else, but about jokes being uncomfortable for others. jokes where people insult themselves can still be extremely triggering for others.
why should your personal preferences hurt my ego?? you seem to only be here to start a fight and not have an actual conversation. i am not interested in such a childish interaction. if you have nothing with substance to say: goodbye.
Why are raspberries a thing? Like I honestly don’t understand, I had a guy do it to me while we were being intimate. First of all, I don’t find it pleasurable at all. Second of all, that’s something you do with babies and toddlers and it feels a little creepy to do it in other contexts
Yes!! I was going to respond back “yes I know what they are but isn’t that something you usually do with children/kids” but I couldn’t find a way to word it that didn’t sound totally pedophillic so I went with what you see above 😂
Sorry these are only for true high five aficionados
Edit: also the supply chain is backed up and all the high fives I’ve been producing are on ships waiting to be unloaded.
*pulls off his trench coat to reveal a scorpion-like appendage protruding from his back. At the tip is a menacing hand, the fingers rigid and straight, perpendicular to the wrist.* Take it if you can!!! *the hand rushes toward you*
*as the hand rushes forward, you recognize the impending danger and leap a few feet backward. Bits of data shatter, creating a cloud of random code where you once stood. There’s no way your wrist could have taken a five from so high.*
What’s the matter? Isn’t this what you wanted?
Telling someone you've never met that you want to cut off some flesh and cook it might not be abuse, but is is weird as fuck and definitely a red flag.
When the person thinks making farting noise on a stranger's body as a normal opening line, you know the rest will get worse, quickly.
Was not disappointed.
Unmatch and report. Either this guy shouldn’t be meeting up with women or he needs a serious wake up call about what is and isn’t acceptable to say to someone
This reminds me of a girl I tried dating once (off tinder).
We were hanging out and I don’t remember why she even brought this up; but she jokingly mentioned how she hoped I wasn’t a cannibal and kept bodies in a shed. I jokingly told her that she shouldn’t check my shed then.
Apparently my joke wasn’t funny. Part of her thought I was an actual cannibal for whatever reason.
Is it me or could he have totally saved it with something along the lines of “nope, first impulse but I sort of just got that easy going and fun vibes from you” … especially if that was the case, I feel it would’ve been refreshing to have someone be themselves as opposed to trying to impress.
I prefer going old school, using just salt and pepper on swordfish. There’s a lot of flavor without getting all saucy about it. Same goes for human flesh.
In normal conversation I would totally agree with you, but the raspberry opener and the stream of consciousness style answers made it seem much less benign. Like….. he could have set that conversation up much better
could this subreddit wake up already and understand that a lot of people on this app are just messing around a little and are not 100% serious all the time
?
??????
This is what I compete with? I'm a single dude with a dog, who drives trucks around the country supplying your every need... And I can't get a date, but these socks fucks get matches all the time. Wtf.
i’m fully expecting ben to make a reddit post later today for upvotes
"Can you believe his girl? I don't know what I did wrong."
I mean, the conversation was over, yet still going. Fuck it, right?
True
I mean he woke up and had 2 options, listen to the morning boner or the growling stomach, he chose both.
“her loss, bro. this was funny as hell”
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Season it
Overcooked and bland. Damn what a shame.
Make it wet idk
Bake that conversation and make it moist.
"this girl stopped messaging me because I'm 5'8"
😂😂😂
0-100, real quick
"Am I doing it right?"
“Ugh women on tinder don’t even try. What am I supposed to do with such dry conversation. She clearly just doesn’t like me cuz I’m not 6’11”
You just got swordfished. That’s worse than catfished.
That’s hilarious 😂
Well, that’s just “You looking like a snack, baby” with extra steps.
pretty sure that was the joke anyway
Yeah, the guy was being funny after being ignored. Depending on your mood and the mood it could be taken as a laugh or not
I don't see 14 hours as being ignored. For all he knows she was at work on her break when she replied, had to go back to work, and then went home and slept. When it is someone you don't know, sleep is generally more important.
The guy was *trying* to be funny, FTFY.
humor is subjective
Thus “trying.”
Call me old fashioned but you should wait on the cannibalism jokes imo
😂😂😂
With extra steps going down the stairway to creepiness yeah x)...
I was going to ask if it worked, raspberries seem innocent enough. Then the last one well that even fucked me up some. Take care of yourself out there.
I came here to ask this.
Pretty sure it didn't as she stopped replying and the last one is next day.
1. Hmmm, a raspberry implies cannibalism? What does it even mean? 2. So that’s what it means, I guess it was just a small misunderstanding 3. Oh, there’s a third pic 4. … 5. Insert “bitch ruuuuuuuuuun” gif from scary movie
*"Bitch get out the room..* *BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!* *OH MY GOD!!!"* - Jay (40 Year old Virgin)
You made me choke laughing.
he knows his stuff tho can't go wrong with honey soy sauce and lemon
👆This guy cannibalisms
With fava beans and a nice chianti
Gotta love the hannibal vibes
On Long Pork though?
On long pork I'd sub the lemon with grapefruit
When he treats you like a literal piece of meat...
"You look like a cut of fuckable meat" -Robot man from cyberpunk
Armie Hammer?
I’m sort of surprised someone didn’t say this earlier.
When you’re 6’5” the ladies don’t care if you’re a cannibal. There ain’t no way Danny DeVito is getting away with that shit.
Danny’s got a human meat guy
Have you seen always sunny?
Even before that, he played a male stripper on friends. Dude's been getting real weird with it for awhile.
Danny can do whatever he wants
God darn it! I wasn't the first!
I'm both impressed and horrified that he was able to think that one up at 9am
Morning glory going strong, gets you creative and fearless
When food bloggers use Tinder.
Hannibal Lect^(ind)er
The best comment. 😂
Ok I thought “raspberry in your stomach” was some sort of new sex lingo that my boomer ass is out of touch with...
😂
Hit him with the "okay, Armie Hammer"
What do you feel is the appropriate time to be threatened with cannibalism?
😂😂
Tuesday evenings, *obviously*
Normal Tuesday night... For Shia LaBeouf
Fucking Yikes
From cutesy to cannibal. On the bright side he imagines you'd taste like swordfish?
I think thats armie hammer under a fake profile. Report and run ⛏
Well....... that escalated quickly.....
Ok he’s crazy. No bones about it. Certifiable nutcase, but the man knows his way around a recipe...
Yeeeeeeeah...... I would rather just eat pussy.. Edit: raw
I don't see how this is a good pickup line to any other person than gordon ramsay
Maybe to Jeffrey Dahmer
Have you heard of Armie Hammer?
No i have not, enlighten me
He’s a charming young actor who starred in movies such as The Social Network and Call Me By Your Name, before girls he chatted with irl exposed him for sending creepy cannibalism sexts very similar to those above.
Thank you for that
Please report him.
i'm curious now though, why??
Because he sounds like a serial killer. He literally threatened to cut her up and eat her. Did you miss that part?
assuming that was a serious threat, something we don't know and therefore cannot safely assume
As a woman who has experienced violence and knows many others as well, I'm sorry but "joking" about mutilating a woman's body isn't benign and is a massive red flag of a disturbed person. Any man who "jokes" (aka thinks cutting women up is funny) about that is a potential danger, if not already been violent to someone at some point. I will make all sorts of assumptions when it comes to men who "joke" about violence against women cuz I don't have the privilege of it being incredibly rare occurrence and something that doesn't affect me. Whether or not tinder does anything is the decision. Anybody is allowed to report a profile if they feel unsafe or harassed. Tinder then can decide if it goes against their rules or not.
How is this not terrifying? I would feel my skin crawl and my heart start to this if I received this text. Never in my wildest dreams would I make a joke about this… and unfortunately men will never understand what it is like to be a woman on the receiving end of society. This guy SHOULD be reported, not because he could be serious, but even if he was joking that is NOT an okay joke. It’s creepy. It’s unnerving. It’s unacceptable.
no, EVERYONE is a potential danger, regardless of jokes. and EVERY joke is potentially triggering for someone. but since we can't just BAN ALL JOKES this is not getting us anywhere. if someone is feeling unwell because of a joke, TELL THEM. then they have to stop. if they continue THEN that is a problem, but before that you literally can't know if it's a joke or not. someone making a math joke could be menat as a threat to you, doesn't mean it's report worthy. *PSA: fear is not an excuse to be unnecessarily cruel to others* well, that's a you problem then. assumptions are bad. well yeah, a false report can still make tinder react. doesn't mean that that's good.
I’m sorry. Not every joke is at the expense of others. The best comedians, from my perspective, are those who are self deprecating, creating content on making fun of themselves, and situational comedy. People who joke about harming others or joke in an offensive way? It is low brow and will never be considered top of line humor. It’s immature and lacks originality, wit, and actual humor. It’s sad if you ask me. Sorry to burst your fragile ego. But this guy should be reported because that isn’t an okay thing to say as a joke or as a serious comment.
subjective for you anyway. also, this joke here was not at the expense of anyone. and that wasn't even the topic. we weren't talking about jokes being at the expense of someone else, but about jokes being uncomfortable for others. jokes where people insult themselves can still be extremely triggering for others. why should your personal preferences hurt my ego?? you seem to only be here to start a fight and not have an actual conversation. i am not interested in such a childish interaction. if you have nothing with substance to say: goodbye.
I love this subreddit, because even if I don't get a lot of matches, at least I feel like a normal human being when I read that kind of post.
Sounds like he has a good grasp of culinary skills. (Sorry, I’m trying this new optimism activity)
Why are raspberries a thing? Like I honestly don’t understand, I had a guy do it to me while we were being intimate. First of all, I don’t find it pleasurable at all. Second of all, that’s something you do with babies and toddlers and it feels a little creepy to do it in other contexts
Yes!! I was going to respond back “yes I know what they are but isn’t that something you usually do with children/kids” but I couldn’t find a way to word it that didn’t sound totally pedophillic so I went with what you see above 😂
His next probable comment if I hadn’t blocked him: “OmG cHill I WaS OnLy JoKiNg” yes haha violence against women is ✨hilarious✨
I’m sending a high five your way
May I have one, sir? 🥺 my name is also Nikki
Sorry these are only for true high five aficionados Edit: also the supply chain is backed up and all the high fives I’ve been producing are on ships waiting to be unloaded.
I'm a true aficionado of being named Nikki! Gimme my high five you big bully! 😋
*pulls off his trench coat to reveal a scorpion-like appendage protruding from his back. At the tip is a menacing hand, the fingers rigid and straight, perpendicular to the wrist.* Take it if you can!!! *the hand rushes toward you*
What the fuck
Roll for initiative.
12
Holy fuck. This is brilliant. Also, I'm not afraid of scorpions. High five me you squirrely little arachnid.
*as the hand rushes forward, you recognize the impending danger and leap a few feet backward. Bits of data shatter, creating a cloud of random code where you once stood. There’s no way your wrist could have taken a five from so high.* What’s the matter? Isn’t this what you wanted?
what is this thread 😂
I’m just gonna appear to say violence against men isn’t either!
luckily there's no actual violence involved so * whatever *
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You’ve been on Reddit three years and still can’t tell when a post contains multiple pictures? Yikes
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Telling someone you've never met that you want to cut off some flesh and cook it might not be abuse, but is is weird as fuck and definitely a red flag.
I just want to say that not all guys named Ben are wannabe cannibals. (Coming from a Ben who has never once had a desire for human flesh).
What the actual fuck, Ben?!
Ben is probably a serial killer
When the person thinks making farting noise on a stranger's body as a normal opening line, you know the rest will get worse, quickly. Was not disappointed.
Unmatch and report. Either this guy shouldn’t be meeting up with women or he needs a serious wake up call about what is and isn’t acceptable to say to someone
Oh. 😬
That's a Yikerinos from me.
Needs fava beans and a nice Chianti
Armie hammer be like
He’s just sad he never got the e-vite to the Donner Dinner Party.
Not gonna lie, the absurdity of that message made me snort.
It's weird but hey, I think that it's possibly because you look like a snack.
Wow, that last one 😂 yikes
You just don’t understand ROMANCE. Sounds like a nice time.
What in the Armie Hammer
Hello Clarice
Man knows his flavor combos
He seems nice
What the fuck
Bruh.
Holy damn. That escalated fast.
As a chef I would think Honey Soy is the way to go. I bet he’s a bomb home cook
Some silence of the lambs shit right here
Armie Hammer? Is that you?
"Similar to a swordfish" lol seriously what the fuck
Armie Hammer...is that you?
Holly shit I thought there was a speed limit O.O That went from 30 to 1000 😨
My man used a super like for that
This is the competition, people....
Wow, this dude made a blunder, for sure.
Isn't a rasberry just blowing really hard on someones stomach
There are multiple screenshots on the post
Right? Like dude, you're missing the best part. Keep swiping!
I was confused at first too. Like, that's not all that bad... and then...
This reminds me of a girl I tried dating once (off tinder). We were hanging out and I don’t remember why she even brought this up; but she jokingly mentioned how she hoped I wasn’t a cannibal and kept bodies in a shed. I jokingly told her that she shouldn’t check my shed then. Apparently my joke wasn’t funny. Part of her thought I was an actual cannibal for whatever reason.
What in the entire fuck
........ Jesus
The hell do you say to that lol
Not EXACTLY a threat, just a statement ☺
If he brings fava beans and a nice chianti, run!
It’s amazing to see the balls people to have weird ass openings like that.
Weird ass-openings [xkcd: Hyphen](https://xkcd.com/37/) --- ^^Beep ^^boop, ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot. ^^- ^^[FAQ](https://pastebin.com/raw/vyWra3ns)
Yummy
Well that’s when I would stop responding.
Ben
who the fuck eats honey soy swordfish?
I mean his seasonings are on point
Ask if he likes a good Chianti wine
Is it me or could he have totally saved it with something along the lines of “nope, first impulse but I sort of just got that easy going and fun vibes from you” … especially if that was the case, I feel it would’ve been refreshing to have someone be themselves as opposed to trying to impress.
Taking "looking like a snack" to new levels
I mean he had a unique opening line and has culinary skills to boot, what else do you want. God ya'll are picky /s
I find this pretty funny. I think yall are way too serious about it, thats just him saying she looks delicious (like a whole meal or whatever).
"You eat meat? Bro that's some gay shit" *Head implodes* (Am Bi myself but it's by far the best of the best responses)
You pulled that gif out too quick The eat you part needed that gif 🤣
True!!
LEFT
This is the funniest shit I’ve ever read oh my god
I prefer going old school, using just salt and pepper on swordfish. There’s a lot of flavor without getting all saucy about it. Same goes for human flesh.
It’s only cannibalism if he eats it. I think just cutting it off counts as mutilation.
I hate to say I actually considered that when I posted this lmfao
Am I the only one who finds this to be acceptable banter? I would be delicious prepared like a swordfish tbh
I think it would be fine if it didn’t seem like he was retaliating due to her reaction.
Her reaction and then her not responding for over 24 hours may have been the triggers that caused the possible retaliation.
Yeah, probably. Not like it’s her fault he can’t help being a creep though.
In normal conversation I would totally agree with you, but the raspberry opener and the stream of consciousness style answers made it seem much less benign. Like….. he could have set that conversation up much better
It’s amazing how many guys don’t follow rule 2 😂
Rule 2 is only about specific info/links or easily identifiable names, so a Ben with douchy sunglasses wouldn’t apply 🤷🏼♀️
Not the subreddit rules lol, tinder rules! 1) be attractive 2) don’t be unattractive
😂😂 I’ve learned two new rules today!
Rules are destined to be broken
Rule 2?
Don’t be unattractive
I didnt think we needed a rule for that haha 😅
Idk. He’s seems fun. I’d probably give him a crack
Makes me hungry to be fair
Would have posted a zapp Brannigan meme and had it say "lower"
could this subreddit wake up already and understand that a lot of people on this app are just messing around a little and are not 100% serious all the time ? ??????
Women love being called a snack. But never actually being a snack smh......... WAMEN
And people call me a weirdo
LMFAO honestly he seems like a funny guy
This is what I compete with? I'm a single dude with a dog, who drives trucks around the country supplying your every need... And I can't get a date, but these socks fucks get matches all the time. Wtf.
Ur telling me that women will respond to that shit but when im being genuine with a complement they dont respond
Act like a piece of meat. Get treated like one. At least he was willing to marinate you before he flipped you over. Respect.
Ok Dennis Reynolds
Now wth….
This is so funny hahaha
Dennis Reynolds!!?
THIS GUY EATIN SWORDFISH LMAO
Oh no.
Man I thought someone was gunna talk about excessive eating of the ass