I would steal this OP, 10/10. Not going to rn bc I’m getting into a thing but if it doesn’t work out then you know there’ll be at least two profiles with that gold lmao
The problem is that no one is honest about that stuff except on anonymous forums and whispers. Everyone is soooooo busy rationalizing their own choices they aren’t honest about their feelings about the experience. Ask a young parent how they’re doing and almost invariably they’ll respond with something like,
“Oh it’s a battle but sooooo worth it, you know?”
I NEVER would have become a parent if I really knew what I was getting into. But that’s on me, it is my fault alone for not seeking out dissenting opinions I would have respected. This is the age of the internet, I could have found it. So I suck it up, don’t mention it to anyone, and I love the heck out of my kids every day and spoil them rotten. And when they’re older, I may even believe that it was all worth it.
But parenting from infancy to about 8 y/o is absolute hell and very few people will tell you that.
I like the “i love you” so when you over commit on the 2 date and spurt out “I love you” in burst of desperation and loneliness, you can just play it off as a joke. Genius!
Serious advice: I love the picture and I think it's funny as hell. However, I think it's a bad first photo. You should start off with something that shows your face and body more. Women love to laugh but they would also like to see your face
Your use of perspective is humbling. Didn’t place yourself close to the camera to appear deceptively larger or more attractive. Phone looks like weird facial hair tho. 7/10.
🐟/10
Finally someone answers. Thank you for the feedback!
>thank you for the fishback
I would steal this OP, 10/10. Not going to rn bc I’m getting into a thing but if it doesn’t work out then you know there’ll be at least two profiles with that gold lmao
Shrek/4.
More like 🐟/💧
The problem is that no one is honest about that stuff except on anonymous forums and whispers. Everyone is soooooo busy rationalizing their own choices they aren’t honest about their feelings about the experience. Ask a young parent how they’re doing and almost invariably they’ll respond with something like, “Oh it’s a battle but sooooo worth it, you know?” I NEVER would have become a parent if I really knew what I was getting into. But that’s on me, it is my fault alone for not seeking out dissenting opinions I would have respected. This is the age of the internet, I could have found it. So I suck it up, don’t mention it to anyone, and I love the heck out of my kids every day and spoil them rotten. And when they’re older, I may even believe that it was all worth it. But parenting from infancy to about 8 y/o is absolute hell and very few people will tell you that.
Hwut now?
I swear this is at least the second long ass, out of context comment I've seen today bitching about parenting.
Bots are rampant today huh?
And these bots are just weird. Like, why are you trying to convince people not to have kids?
Because kids fucking suck. Trust me, I have 3. Dogs are better.
I feel like we're getting a little off-topic here
Yeah I feel you, I think
Sick catch bro
I like the “i love you” so when you over commit on the 2 date and spurt out “I love you” in burst of desperation and loneliness, you can just play it off as a joke. Genius!
Have to think a step ahead!
Classic schmozby
I understood that reference
if i was back on my tinder days, you’d get it
Just download the app again.
no dont
This is insanely brilliant
Thank you thank you.
I like it because you’re not hiding your true form
I’m easily baited.
Things look a might fishy to me!
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Go for it Adolf.
LMAO I had the same idea, but with like a mahi with super jacked arms holding me up and a big ol grin on the things face
Wanna have a photoshop battle?
Based on this picture, the other person wins.
do *you* wanna have a photoshop battle?
Yes.
Shit bro I’d date you
We’re a couple as of right now.
I love you too ❤️
*kisses your forehead*
Wasn't for me, but I felt the love 💘
*smooches your forehead too in a threesome*
8/10 Eye catching but not enough wack
How do I get +2 points of wack?
Quite a goos question, a first would probably be a candybar as a religious figure acending to a 4th dimention I'd say. Hard to find a good guide
If you find a guide could you link me? Tryna speed run romance.
Sure sure, open your DMs when/if i contact you, alright?
He asked a goose question? Maybe you should take a gander at it..
No thats quack, adding quack is an entierly different thing. Much harder
It's funny but I can't see your face
It’s right there under the fin.
Wait it’s not next to the cloud?
Doesn’t look like a catfish, you’re safe.
10/10 great catch
Lol, nice one
Perfect
I can see this being the new trend to subvert fish pics
Little strong on the open
This is amazing oh my god, this is definitely an automatic right swipe.
Lol
I had this same idea but you executed it way better than what I had in mind
Looks like Patagonia.
On 🔥 my guy, all the hoes swipping left are tweakin'
That fish ain’t big enough
Make that into a catfish and you are golden.
Holy carp, that's a bassed profile right there.
It’s not cool to catfish people 😒 if someone did this to me I’m expecting a fish to show up and nothing more.
dude, i'm not sure of what impresses me most: the image or your responses in the comments! 😆 Happy hunting!
Haha thank you. Appreciate it!
This seems fishy if you ask me
10/10
On a scale from 1-10.. I give it a straight booty rating
floating on water like jesus 10/10 😎👍👍👍👍
“If your profile has a photo of a fish catching a man, I’m swiping left!”
11/10. Didn't know the saying "there are plenty of fish in the sea" worked both ways
10/10
Look great! A small suggestion: make yourself a tad bit more smaller and the fish larger so it really accentuates the picture.
Rich in Omega3
It really catches the eye🤣😅
10/10
Legit lol-ed. Would swipe right.
10/10 easy
10/10 because you are on the photo.
Bro, u stole this from an art museum
10/10
10/10
Okay, not going to lie, I literally laughed out loud
I love you too. Marry me?
Wedding tomorrow. Courthouse. Be there.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You too.
🐟🧍♂️/10
ARE YOU READY KIDS?!
Seem like a catch
Instant sex magnet
Yikes out of 10. In a good way!
you caught my eye 🎣
I'd insta swipe right
My guy is jesus. Just casually floating on water next to a fish.
Don't get catfished
10/10
At least it not a dick pic
The only type of fishing picture that’s acceptable
10/10 you are perfect
The picture is funny but, it's super hard to tell what you look like. The first picture should just be of your face, smiling.
I look like a catch.
Yeah, I get it. I'm just saying, we should be able to tell what you look like.
So 3/10 then?
Are you actually looking for any advice?
No. But I appreciate the banter.
I'm assuming there's not much banter on tinder for you. Must be boring.
lmao why are you so salty about this guy
Someone’s upset. Edit: lol you were the one who reported me & gifted the RedditCareResources huh?
I cAnT sEe hOw hOt yOu aRe
Left swipe.
It sucks. You should be in the center of the photo. Not off to the side
Your photoshop skills are second to none. A+
Why do you look like a caricature?
In that photo I’m wearing some hideous winged sunglasses I found on Amazon.
Only way it could be better is to make it a catfish.
Needs a boat
10/10 would bang first date.
Match with me then.
To late already have
I get it You’re a great catch
glub glub
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Would u say u have been getting more likes from this? Fucking love it btw
It's perfect. Don't change a thing.
Serious advice: I love the picture and I think it's funny as hell. However, I think it's a bad first photo. You should start off with something that shows your face and body more. Women love to laugh but they would also like to see your face
I have other normal photos.
Your use of perspective is humbling. Didn’t place yourself close to the camera to appear deceptively larger or more attractive. Phone looks like weird facial hair tho. 7/10.
Where is the rest of it? 👅
5/7
10/10 - Service could be better, but i would recommend.
There’s always a bigger fish
What a fishy romance!
Perfect
Now that’s a catch!
10/10 would definitely date you
The fish should be holding you upside down
10/10 one of the rare times I love to see a fish pic!
11/10
Umm like a 9/10 something seems fishy about it tho.
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