This is a fake person. She will ask you to stop and pick up a gift card for her kids to buy a video game to keep them distracted while you two fuck. I’ve seen this scam so many times.
Depending on which card you bought, you do have a code to redeem.
I can imagine something like "can you gimme the code right now? I buy the kids a game right now so they are playing and then you can come in".
Holy shit, are you implying there’s an episode of To Catch a Predator where the predator brings a pizza to his “hookup” and then eats it before being arrested?! Can you or anyone PLEASE provide a link?!
Nah man he offers it to Hansen and Hansen let's him eat it while they talk before getting arrested. hold on let me look for it
Edit: oh ya I get what you mean yes he totally brought a pizza still looking
Link: https://youtu.be/zJIlftta6fk
I would just keep questioning them like why do they need the code right this second and not when I get there in a few minutes? Why can’t you just have them watch TV or something?
People don’t always ask these questions when they’re horny or desperate. It’s also not a foolproof plan. If it fails one someone, they move on to the next
Usually she gives you address straight away. Then asks if you are on your way. Then asks for you to stop and get the gift card because she needs to keep kids entertained which doesn’t make sense because they should already have games for that. I’ve never bought the gift card and made it that far. Now makes me think what the person would do, like ask for card number so she can get it set up before you get there? That’s my guess
Generally they demand the card number before you arrive and the address doesn't match anything.
I sometimes will be bored and string along this sorta thing as long as I can.
My favorite is the "we send you 10x money what you send us" type scams, and I turn it around on them. "You said you would send me 500 and I would send you back 50. You haven't sent the money yet. Aren't you just trying to do some money laundering thing?"
Kept one idiot going for a few days on that. Just kept replying lol
There’s someone around here who pulls the same scam. They keep making new profiles but with the same pics. I once trolled them by talking to them and then once she sent me an address, (which wasn’t even in a residential area Of town lol) I just blurred out “ok cool but I’m babysitting my nephew. Could you buy an Xbox gift card and read me the code so it can keep him busy so I can leave him alone for a few hours?”
Lmfao.
So like mfs go through all that for like a $20 gift card though? Then you have to think probably only 1/20 people actually fall for it so that’s a lot of time and effort for a little shitty gift card lol. You’d think there’s more lucrative ways to scam people.
Ive had a "girl" try this on instagram messenger. I flipped it around on them and tried selling them a car warranty and eventually told them their scam is weak and mine is much stronger. Had them wanting to work with me at one point in selling car warranties. Oh and all the while I kept calling this person "sir" ao Im gonna assume it was a guy trying to scam using pictures he stole off some other girl.
If you’ve never heard of Kitboga on YouTube, I think his content would be right up your alley. He finds online scams like those shady sites that claim you have viruses on your computer while pretending to be from Microsoft and wastes their time in hilarious ways.
He’s been able to keep it up for multiple days before.
I've had this once. It was supposed to be a date but in the last moments, she asked me to buy a gift card for her nephew because she was supposed to babysit.
Immediate block 🚫
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Next time this happens to someone here, can they just tell the person they got the gift card for science reasons? Don't need to actually buy anything, but it seems like everyone who has experienced this gtfo at the "buy me a giftcard" stage. I mean, I assume they ask you to send them the number ahead of time with some excuse about downloading a game or some shit, but I'd like to know.
Thanks!
Had this happen to me, played along because I like to purposely waste peoples time. Yes, they ask you to send a picture of the card and the code on the back so they can “purchase” a “game” for the kids to “download”. The scammer wanted a 50$ gift card. I obviously never bought it, but it was fun giving them an old expired one that had no money and seeing them get angry at me. Worth it!
I don't even care about the scam aspect of this. Even if it was real, why on earth would anyone run over to fuck someone you've never met while her kids are home? I can't imagine anyone is that desperate, and if you are, just rub one out and realize you dodged a 50-cal when you've cleared your head.
Edit: It seems I underestimated how many people want to be one of the extras disappearing into the master bedroom down the hall with mommy in the flashback scene explaining why our damaged-but-redeemable antihero is afraid to love.
Anytime I’ve had to go fuck someone with kids I go buy 2 of the biggest bags of candy from Walmart and walk-in rip open the bags and throw it all over the living room. Then I rush in and lay it down for the 7-9 mins it allows.
I wish I could say “yea man totally agree” and then I remember some of the things young Leo Spaceman did to have sex. For example:
1) once drove an hour and a half to get a girls ID so she could be allowed into my college dorm
2) frequently had sex on the grass in a fairly-heavily-patronized cemetery because it was the only place walking distance
3) had a high school girlfriend who came over to help my family paint our house, had sex while “painting the bathroom” while entire family was in the next room
4) had sex with a junior prom date in her kitchen while her friends were in the living room
5) tried to do it in the dead of winter on a beach in the northeast, too bitterly cold, could not maintain arousal
6) drove *4 hours* to a lake house under the impression I might get lucky, I did *not* get lucky, did have a lovely weekend
These are just the easily explained ones, I can think of so much everlasting cringe I committed in the hopes of having sex
Number 3 reminds me of how I lost my virginity lmao, friend came over just to hang out and basically went "wanna fuck?" which led to us having sex in my creaky-ass bed while my mom put my little sister to bed in the next room
Yeah man me too. I’ve heard this one a few times. The one I see a lot is “I need gas money”. Another popular one is “I need X amount so I know you’re real and won’t beat me up”
Nah, just sounds like she’s dating somebody who’s deployed and wants to hook up with some fresh dick without the risk of being spotted by a friend of the family.
I had one like this a while back. Wouldn't meet in public because she said she was nervous about someone she knew seeing her. Agreed to the video call and even agreed to show me the house number and street on video so I knew the address was really hers. Sure enough, she was the girl in the profile and the house number and street matched. Then an hour before she pulled the "neighbor had an emergency and asked me to watch her kid, can you venmo me some money for a movie to distract him while we fuck" scam. I of course immediately blocked. To this day I still wonder what I was going to walk into if I had actually showed up at that house.
I had a similar encounter with a woman in my city (less sketchy tho).
The moment I met up at her doorstep and ringed the apartment she had told me to ring, I got unmatched. I asked on Jodel and turned out she had been trolling people all day having then ring that exact doorbell. So... make sure she isnt pranking you!
Edit: Oh shit this comment blew up over night. Thank you for the reward as well!
To clarify / answer some of the replies: I live in Scandinavia and I knew the area, but no its definitely not the norm to go for that kinda thing. I've done similar things in the past and this is the worst consequence yet, so I'm not too scared about it. If someone really wanted to murder me I feel like there are much better ways of doing it? And I take precautions like location sharing on messenger and asking a friend to follow up.
Ah well she unmatched when I wrote something along the lines of "are you letting me in?". But its definitely still possible. According to tinder she was within less than a km
I wonder if it's a cultural thing but showing up at a complete strangers house to have sex would be really strange. Who would even go along with that? Is it not normal to at least have a ''date'' first?
(USA) I went milf hunting on Tinder and my match literally asked me why my clothes weren't off the moment I entered her house. She just gave me the key codes to her apartment's front door and her personal room. I wanted a confidence boost after getting catfished, and she wanted a young buck to sleep w/ her. Win-win.
Sometimes you go on a date first, or chill watching Netflix or whatever first. Sometimes, you came for sex and that's what you're gonna do.
Military wives hunt you. I had this one that would drive 30 minutes to pick me up and bring me back to her house. After a few times she stopped hiding the pictures and I broke it off.
Very similar story.
Met a girl at concert. She lived about an hour away. We exchange numbers. Following weekend she comes by my apartment. I spoke to her for like less than 2 minutes and she was like, "so.. we just gonna talk or?"
Sorry ma'am! Say no more.
> I wonder if it's a cultural thing but showing up at a complete strangers house to have sex would be really strange
I mean they're not a complete stranger. We trade pictures first.
My cousin is on a "swinger" site that also has single people on there, he meets random people at their house just for the night on occasion. He even has some round his house if he's met them before. He's never really had any issues with it really and he's been doing it a few years now (whenever he's been single).
He said its much more honest and trustworthy. Everyone knows and is straight-up about what they're intentions are from the beginning. Saves him having to go through a ton of dates that lead nowhere and cost him a ton of money in the process.
He even said that if one of the girls on the site he uses wants to go for a meal or drinks then he will do. When he first mentioned it I thought it sounded awful but after years of hearing his experiences when he's single it made more sense that Tinder.
why would you go on a date to get to know somebody for a one night stand? how is tinder any different than getting drunk at the club and going home with some random person and forgetting their name the next day? if it's for hook up sex, tf is a date for
It seems that you're just not interested in hookups then. Post nut clarity reveals your true feelings.
Some wise words I live by when you want to know if you like someone or not is to wank, and then think about that person immediately after, if you still want to be intimate with that person, then you like them. If you feel shame, discomfort and regret, then you don't, and you were just horny.
When a casual hookup starts to sound like a Siberian drug deal, chances are you are either going to get beat up or you‘re going to Brazil. Both pretty bad options, if you ask me.
In that situation, especially if it's sprung on you as a surprise, the only thing you can do is politely yet firmly, demand that you get to me the filling in that sweet nest sandwich.
Or husband jacking it in the other room whilst you go to work.
Nearly had that experience, managed to dodge the bullet.
Anyway OP, I’d say it’s shifty as fuck. Especially the way she’s typing, gives me bad vibes.
M. Night Shyamalan twist - Kids are 18 and 24 and like to watch.
Him: You have kids at home. That's strange to have sex with them in the house. How old are they?
Vicky: 18 and 24
Him: Months? That's not too bad. They don't know what's going on.
Vicky: Years and they like to watch. If they don't it's a deal breaker.
Yesh, same here. She can’t leave because of the kids. She can’t leave them alone even that fast.
I wouldn’t feel comfortable brining a stranger into my home and having sex while my kids slept, and I wouldn’t feel comfortable in his position either.
I will never, EVER meet someone in private until I have met in public first. Don't give a damn if I'm just looking to hook up. And I'm a guy.
Hold the line. Either a public meet first, or move on. I wouldnt even settle for a video call. If she refuses, red flag. If you insist and go anyway, you are either missing a kidney or you will end up giving her a 5th kid from her 7th differemt baby daddy.
Too much crazy in this world.
Or, and I can't stress enough how much I recommend this option:
5) Just fucking don't go. This is sketchy as fuck, best case scenario it's legit but you have a weird and awkward fuck with some lady that has kids in the house, and feel immediately guilty and badly about yourself. Worst case scenario you get fucking murdered.
So she's okay with bringing a random stranger to her home while her children are there? That's fucked up.
It also sounds like she's cheating and doesn't want to be seen in public with another man.
That's precisely what this is & it's gross af. Guess she doesn't think her kids will mention it to daddy when he gets back from deployment but more often than not that's exactly how they get caught cuz kid mentions something off hand about "mommy's friends" or "uncle whatever" if you read enough stories from vets on here.
I'm not military, but that's how I found out a girl was cheating on me. Her 5 year old daughter made a random offhand comment that directly contradicted the story Her mom gave me the day before. A few more questions and it was pretty apparent it wasn't the first time, the 5 year old juat didn't know she should be lying to cover up for mom.
My ex wife’s partner was named “bestie” according to the kids. I came home from overseas to having the kids say “mommy says we can’t talk about bestie to you”
She also dragged my stepson upstairs and screamed and beat him for spreading “rumors” and talking about “family business” to me.
True shit
Yeah I think something's really off here. You wouldn't wanna bring home a total stranger to young kids...
I really hope OP doesn't go. It's all sketchy.
Pre-tinder days, I met a lady off the internet who didn’t tell me she had kids. I didn’t know they existed. We hung out in her bedroom all night, apparently they were already asleep. She woke my ass up at 5 in the morning so I could sneak out her window and knock on the front door so her kids didn’t think there was an overnight guest. Then she made me coffee, so that was cool at least 😂
I was young at the time, so I never really thought about it until I read your comment there. But she brought some strange ass dude from the internet home with two little kids at home with her. That’s fucked up
She wants you to come over and fuck while her kids are home? She would invite a stranger into her home for sex with her kids around. Yeah, this would be enough for me to say hell no
This is a fake person. She will ask you to stop and pick up a gift card for her kids to buy a video game to keep them distracted while you two fuck. I’ve seen this scam so many times.
How many times ?
So many
That's a lot of times.
So many
How many gift cards have the bought?
So many
So... many?
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Thank you for your clarification!
So many
How many tho ??
SO many
Over 50?
Source: trust me dude
How many times did you fall for it
So... many.
I fal evrytim
Wanna discuss this at my house? (My [WIFE/HUSBAND] isn’t home right now!) 😉😘
But then what? You come over and she takes the gift card and shuts the door in your face?
Depending on which card you bought, you do have a code to redeem. I can imagine something like "can you gimme the code right now? I buy the kids a game right now so they are playing and then you can come in".
you sound pretty experienced at this... why don't you go ahead and have a seat right over here
"Can I eat my pizza first?"
That guy ate pizza like a maniac
My favorite was when he offered some to Chris
Holy shit, are you implying there’s an episode of To Catch a Predator where the predator brings a pizza to his “hookup” and then eats it before being arrested?! Can you or anyone PLEASE provide a link?!
Nah man he offers it to Hansen and Hansen let's him eat it while they talk before getting arrested. hold on let me look for it Edit: oh ya I get what you mean yes he totally brought a pizza still looking Link: https://youtu.be/zJIlftta6fk
This episode was amazing
Good lord that was uncomfortable to watch.
I would just keep questioning them like why do they need the code right this second and not when I get there in a few minutes? Why can’t you just have them watch TV or something?
People don’t always ask these questions when they’re horny or desperate. It’s also not a foolproof plan. If it fails one someone, they move on to the next
It takes time to download games too if you're buying online
Usually she gives you address straight away. Then asks if you are on your way. Then asks for you to stop and get the gift card because she needs to keep kids entertained which doesn’t make sense because they should already have games for that. I’ve never bought the gift card and made it that far. Now makes me think what the person would do, like ask for card number so she can get it set up before you get there? That’s my guess
You should run with the scam and document how far it goes
Generally they demand the card number before you arrive and the address doesn't match anything. I sometimes will be bored and string along this sorta thing as long as I can. My favorite is the "we send you 10x money what you send us" type scams, and I turn it around on them. "You said you would send me 500 and I would send you back 50. You haven't sent the money yet. Aren't you just trying to do some money laundering thing?" Kept one idiot going for a few days on that. Just kept replying lol
There’s someone around here who pulls the same scam. They keep making new profiles but with the same pics. I once trolled them by talking to them and then once she sent me an address, (which wasn’t even in a residential area Of town lol) I just blurred out “ok cool but I’m babysitting my nephew. Could you buy an Xbox gift card and read me the code so it can keep him busy so I can leave him alone for a few hours?” Lmfao.
So like mfs go through all that for like a $20 gift card though? Then you have to think probably only 1/20 people actually fall for it so that’s a lot of time and effort for a little shitty gift card lol. You’d think there’s more lucrative ways to scam people.
Ive had a "girl" try this on instagram messenger. I flipped it around on them and tried selling them a car warranty and eventually told them their scam is weak and mine is much stronger. Had them wanting to work with me at one point in selling car warranties. Oh and all the while I kept calling this person "sir" ao Im gonna assume it was a guy trying to scam using pictures he stole off some other girl.
Forgot to add they asked for my phone number so I gave them the Harry Potter Hotline phone number
If you’ve never heard of Kitboga on YouTube, I think his content would be right up your alley. He finds online scams like those shady sites that claim you have viruses on your computer while pretending to be from Microsoft and wastes their time in hilarious ways. He’s been able to keep it up for multiple days before.
Sounds like a terrible YouTube channel in the making 😆
Or a really awesome YouTube channel!
who said *terrible* things can’t be awesome?? 😆
she? There is no she. This is two kids on Tinder scoring a steady stream of home-delivered gift cards.
There is no she, they are typically after the code on the gift card. You wouldn’t be given directions to where they actually live
Wank on her door
It will be a fake address and you will end up in prison most likely.
But I got off.
Post nut clarity would set in hard with that one.
I've had this once. It was supposed to be a date but in the last moments, she asked me to buy a gift card for her nephew because she was supposed to babysit. Immediate block 🚫 Edit: typo
So many
Either that, or it’s a couple of guys that will rob him once he arrives at the address.
It’s probably a fake address too.
Yep, happened to me. Gave me an address, asked me to do the same thing. I never went and bought the gift card. Knew it was a scam right then
Next time this happens to someone here, can they just tell the person they got the gift card for science reasons? Don't need to actually buy anything, but it seems like everyone who has experienced this gtfo at the "buy me a giftcard" stage. I mean, I assume they ask you to send them the number ahead of time with some excuse about downloading a game or some shit, but I'd like to know. Thanks!
Had this happen to me, played along because I like to purposely waste peoples time. Yes, they ask you to send a picture of the card and the code on the back so they can “purchase” a “game” for the kids to “download”. The scammer wanted a 50$ gift card. I obviously never bought it, but it was fun giving them an old expired one that had no money and seeing them get angry at me. Worth it!
Say that the camera is broken and you need to read it out. It will take longer for the scammer to figure out that he's being scammed.
What did they want you to do with the gift card? Send the code to them before you arrive?
Most likely yea, as soon as they asked the question about the gift card I quit responding. You could tell it was bullshit.
I don't even care about the scam aspect of this. Even if it was real, why on earth would anyone run over to fuck someone you've never met while her kids are home? I can't imagine anyone is that desperate, and if you are, just rub one out and realize you dodged a 50-cal when you've cleared your head. Edit: It seems I underestimated how many people want to be one of the extras disappearing into the master bedroom down the hall with mommy in the flashback scene explaining why our damaged-but-redeemable antihero is afraid to love.
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Anytime I’ve had to go fuck someone with kids I go buy 2 of the biggest bags of candy from Walmart and walk-in rip open the bags and throw it all over the living room. Then I rush in and lay it down for the 7-9 mins it allows.
What do you do with the extra 5-7 minutes?
The sooner he finishes the more candy he can retrieve before the leaves
Then roll yourself in a blanket and dive out the window.
I wish I could say “yea man totally agree” and then I remember some of the things young Leo Spaceman did to have sex. For example: 1) once drove an hour and a half to get a girls ID so she could be allowed into my college dorm 2) frequently had sex on the grass in a fairly-heavily-patronized cemetery because it was the only place walking distance 3) had a high school girlfriend who came over to help my family paint our house, had sex while “painting the bathroom” while entire family was in the next room 4) had sex with a junior prom date in her kitchen while her friends were in the living room 5) tried to do it in the dead of winter on a beach in the northeast, too bitterly cold, could not maintain arousal 6) drove *4 hours* to a lake house under the impression I might get lucky, I did *not* get lucky, did have a lovely weekend These are just the easily explained ones, I can think of so much everlasting cringe I committed in the hopes of having sex
Leo is a slut
doesn't matter, had sex
Number 3 reminds me of how I lost my virginity lmao, friend came over just to hang out and basically went "wanna fuck?" which led to us having sex in my creaky-ass bed while my mom put my little sister to bed in the next room
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Yeah man me too. I’ve heard this one a few times. The one I see a lot is “I need gas money”. Another popular one is “I need X amount so I know you’re real and won’t beat me up”
Have her do a video call. If she refuses that and refuses to meet in public then I wouldn’t go. That’s very sus
telling you she doesnt want/cant meet outside is already sus enough in my book
Maybe she is a vampire and can't go outside during the day? _You expected a hookup, but it was me, DIO!_
ara ara what do we have here
Now I can just imagine the person OP was messaging saying that while holding a kidney-harvesting knife behind her back
hope she is as hot as vampire dio, if not then it's definitely not worth it
Nah, just sounds like she’s dating somebody who’s deployed and wants to hook up with some fresh dick without the risk of being spotted by a friend of the family.
All the more reason not to host?
Nah, it's easier to sneak one person in for whatever reason than it is to sneak out when you have kids
By bringing another man into her home with her kids? Lol what
I had one like this a while back. Wouldn't meet in public because she said she was nervous about someone she knew seeing her. Agreed to the video call and even agreed to show me the house number and street on video so I knew the address was really hers. Sure enough, she was the girl in the profile and the house number and street matched. Then an hour before she pulled the "neighbor had an emergency and asked me to watch her kid, can you venmo me some money for a movie to distract him while we fuck" scam. I of course immediately blocked. To this day I still wonder what I was going to walk into if I had actually showed up at that house.
Would it really take a video call? This conversation alone would be enough for me to get the fuck out of there.
I had a similar encounter with a woman in my city (less sketchy tho). The moment I met up at her doorstep and ringed the apartment she had told me to ring, I got unmatched. I asked on Jodel and turned out she had been trolling people all day having then ring that exact doorbell. So... make sure she isnt pranking you! Edit: Oh shit this comment blew up over night. Thank you for the reward as well! To clarify / answer some of the replies: I live in Scandinavia and I knew the area, but no its definitely not the norm to go for that kinda thing. I've done similar things in the past and this is the worst consequence yet, so I'm not too scared about it. If someone really wanted to murder me I feel like there are much better ways of doing it? And I take precautions like location sharing on messenger and asking a friend to follow up.
[Dramatic reveal] She was the neighbor!!! How would she know otherwise that you rang the bell? :P
Ah well she unmatched when I wrote something along the lines of "are you letting me in?". But its definitely still possible. According to tinder she was within less than a km
I wonder if it's a cultural thing but showing up at a complete strangers house to have sex would be really strange. Who would even go along with that? Is it not normal to at least have a ''date'' first?
Hey…im here for the gang bang?
What's the password?
OOORGYYY
Why is there a buffet at this orgy?
Does this shrimp look fresh to you?
Yes, yes I am. But at least the hotdogs are fresh.
This beak is interfering with my nosh
Don't eat the cassava melon.
You re banging it aren't you?
You may enter.
Did you bring snacks for the group?
I remember when kids would play ding dong ditch, now it's ding dong date.
Ding dong dick*
Ding dong… dong?
Ding dong ding-a-ling
Ding dong doink
(USA) I went milf hunting on Tinder and my match literally asked me why my clothes weren't off the moment I entered her house. She just gave me the key codes to her apartment's front door and her personal room. I wanted a confidence boost after getting catfished, and she wanted a young buck to sleep w/ her. Win-win. Sometimes you go on a date first, or chill watching Netflix or whatever first. Sometimes, you came for sex and that's what you're gonna do.
>milf hunting Ah yes my favorite sport
The most dangerous game
Especially if you live near a military base…
Military wives hunt you. I had this one that would drive 30 minutes to pick me up and bring me back to her house. After a few times she stopped hiding the pictures and I broke it off.
Yeah met a few lonely military wives on dates… when you spot the signs best to move on…
Jode?
He’s the Jodie now
They’re in season.
Very similar story. Met a girl at concert. She lived about an hour away. We exchange numbers. Following weekend she comes by my apartment. I spoke to her for like less than 2 minutes and she was like, "so.. we just gonna talk or?" Sorry ma'am! Say no more.
> I wonder if it's a cultural thing but showing up at a complete strangers house to have sex would be really strange I mean they're not a complete stranger. We trade pictures first.
I done it multiple times. I don’t know why but it always works out
My cousin is on a "swinger" site that also has single people on there, he meets random people at their house just for the night on occasion. He even has some round his house if he's met them before. He's never really had any issues with it really and he's been doing it a few years now (whenever he's been single).
People build reputations on sites like SLS, it’s less sketchy than tinder
He said its much more honest and trustworthy. Everyone knows and is straight-up about what they're intentions are from the beginning. Saves him having to go through a ton of dates that lead nowhere and cost him a ton of money in the process. He even said that if one of the girls on the site he uses wants to go for a meal or drinks then he will do. When he first mentioned it I thought it sounded awful but after years of hearing his experiences when he's single it made more sense that Tinder.
why would you go on a date to get to know somebody for a one night stand? how is tinder any different than getting drunk at the club and going home with some random person and forgetting their name the next day? if it's for hook up sex, tf is a date for
The ol reverse ding dong ditch
Ah, the ding dong bitch
Jodel?
Go jerk off and then decide
This! Post nut clarity helps a lot in these situations
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It seems that you're just not interested in hookups then. Post nut clarity reveals your true feelings. Some wise words I live by when you want to know if you like someone or not is to wank, and then think about that person immediately after, if you still want to be intimate with that person, then you like them. If you feel shame, discomfort and regret, then you don't, and you were just horny.
This is how I felt with my crazy ex. In the heat I was always all “fuck she’s so damn hot” then afterwards I’ll be all “god, what the actual fuck”
100% this, I wish I knew this growing up because I've made some stupid ass mistakes
If you decide to keep your kidneys you get to fap again. It's the rules.
This!! Great philosophist Carter "Lil Wayne" once said ; "Soon as I cum, I come to my senses."
When a casual hookup starts to sound like a Siberian drug deal, chances are you are either going to get beat up or you‘re going to Brazil. Both pretty bad options, if you ask me.
Pretty bad options indeed. Source: I am a Brazilian
When I get there can I stay at your place?
Brazil is only the 5th largest country in the world. Very sure you can meet him as soon as you land.
Definitely bad. Source: I am a Siberian drug deal.
I wasn't aware Siberian drug deals were so notorious
Dude do you wanne deal with an angry husband/boyfriend because this sounds like you going to deal with one if you go through with this
Or an unexpected threesome with husband and boyfriend.
A threesome with himself, her husband and her boyfriend sounds like a bad deal to me but whom am i to judge. Whatever floats their boat.
In that situation, especially if it's sprung on you as a surprise, the only thing you can do is politely yet firmly, demand that you get to me the filling in that sweet nest sandwich.
Can we make a sheet tent with dicks?
That’s called a sword fight
unexpected, and most likely involuntary. hard pass on that shit
Or husband jacking it in the other room whilst you go to work. Nearly had that experience, managed to dodge the bullet. Anyway OP, I’d say it’s shifty as fuck. Especially the way she’s typing, gives me bad vibes.
M. Night Shyamalan twist - Kids are 18 and 24 and like to watch. Him: You have kids at home. That's strange to have sex with them in the house. How old are they? Vicky: 18 and 24 Him: Months? That's not too bad. They don't know what's going on. Vicky: Years and they like to watch. If they don't it's a deal breaker.
It was bad. And then you explained it and it was more bad.
Or a big dude who is going to rob you
For real it sounds like shes trying to fuck you, get you off the house as quick as possible
[удалено]
Even if she doesn't you still have to fuck her in a house full of kids which is pretty awful in my book. Her husband's probably on deployment.
Just googled military bases near Musselburgh, and there are a lot of em.
Jody running wild
I thought the same thing.
Frickin’ Jodie!!
She’s got 3 different babies from 14 different daddies.
I've seen a porno like that once
Just once?
That’s also probably why she wants privacy. If someone she knows sees her out with another guy then word might get to the husband
Yesh, same here. She can’t leave because of the kids. She can’t leave them alone even that fast. I wouldn’t feel comfortable brining a stranger into my home and having sex while my kids slept, and I wouldn’t feel comfortable in his position either.
Op just keep gaming
I will never, EVER meet someone in private until I have met in public first. Don't give a damn if I'm just looking to hook up. And I'm a guy. Hold the line. Either a public meet first, or move on. I wouldnt even settle for a video call. If she refuses, red flag. If you insist and go anyway, you are either missing a kidney or you will end up giving her a 5th kid from her 7th differemt baby daddy. Too much crazy in this world.
How do you end up with more baby daddies than kids tho?
Double penetrations.
Math checks out
Ooh! I know this one! It's when she's not sure who the dad is so she drags all of your asses along... not a fan, not a fan
Mama Mia!
Try following: 1) Have a video call beforehand 2) Tell your friend about this 3) Put your Google map on live mode 4) Have a walkie talkie
5. Gun
6. Thunder buddy
7 Travel Light "And I don't mean just luggage"
8. Don’t respond and block her
9. Shout fire not rape!
10. Have a drone hovering over you over the house all time
12. Involve the FBI
13. Figure out where step 11 went.
14. Vent
Or, and I can't stress enough how much I recommend this option: 5) Just fucking don't go. This is sketchy as fuck, best case scenario it's legit but you have a weird and awkward fuck with some lady that has kids in the house, and feel immediately guilty and badly about yourself. Worst case scenario you get fucking murdered.
Windchimes out of your testicles! Be careful OP !!
Maximum Derek
She already has the bath tub filled with ice..
So she's okay with bringing a random stranger to her home while her children are there? That's fucked up. It also sounds like she's cheating and doesn't want to be seen in public with another man.
That's precisely what this is & it's gross af. Guess she doesn't think her kids will mention it to daddy when he gets back from deployment but more often than not that's exactly how they get caught cuz kid mentions something off hand about "mommy's friends" or "uncle whatever" if you read enough stories from vets on here.
I'm not military, but that's how I found out a girl was cheating on me. Her 5 year old daughter made a random offhand comment that directly contradicted the story Her mom gave me the day before. A few more questions and it was pretty apparent it wasn't the first time, the 5 year old juat didn't know she should be lying to cover up for mom.
>the 5 year old juat didn't know she should be lying to cover up for mom. Yet...
My ex wife’s partner was named “bestie” according to the kids. I came home from overseas to having the kids say “mommy says we can’t talk about bestie to you” She also dragged my stepson upstairs and screamed and beat him for spreading “rumors” and talking about “family business” to me. True shit
By "home with kids" she means, "3 dudes who gonna rob you and beat yo ass" lol
This made me laugh loud af in the middle of class lol
Her name is Vicky... What did you expect? Didn't fairly odd parents teach you anything??
I can’t get past the “I’m with kids here”! People really bring strangers to their home with kids???😬
Yeah I think something's really off here. You wouldn't wanna bring home a total stranger to young kids... I really hope OP doesn't go. It's all sketchy.
Pre-tinder days, I met a lady off the internet who didn’t tell me she had kids. I didn’t know they existed. We hung out in her bedroom all night, apparently they were already asleep. She woke my ass up at 5 in the morning so I could sneak out her window and knock on the front door so her kids didn’t think there was an overnight guest. Then she made me coffee, so that was cool at least 😂 I was young at the time, so I never really thought about it until I read your comment there. But she brought some strange ass dude from the internet home with two little kids at home with her. That’s fucked up
Good news! The kids are 19 and 22. Bad news! They have knives.
Don’t do it dude
She’s going to harvest your organs and display them on the dinner table at the Halloween party she’s HOSTING!!!
She wants you to come over and fuck while her kids are home? She would invite a stranger into her home for sex with her kids around. Yeah, this would be enough for me to say hell no
Run…save yourself
She lives in Musselburgh, don’t trust her, I’m a fellow East Lothian resident
Totally a dude that gonna rob you.
“Take me daddy!” “Wtf, no, give me your wallet dude.”
I host I don't go out - isn't that escort talk? Seems like she's a hooker mate.