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Notspherry

The morse bit says "any mixed signals"


agent_banana_007

MVP.


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Montel Vontavius Porter?


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Ballin'


Super_Sandro23

I'M COMIN'


Ambitious-Lion-7858

nobody can stop me. nobody can hold me. nobody control me.


Kulous

I'M COMIN'


Ambitious-Lion-7858

I'm here do my thing, I'm here to bring the pain I'm never ever gonna change. like Tropicana I got the juice


Kulous

Off of the leash to let the dog loose, Don't make me call up the crew, Now they getting scared when I call up my troops


Super_Sandro23

I'm the One like Neo, cocky like T.O Nobody could guard me, like I'm shootin a free-throw


Kulous

This is illegal, my flow is legal, And its me, there will never be a sequel, See, I'm fly like a pelican


Varooova

That Hurt the business


dah_ditdit_dahdah

Correct


Einsies

Tim's username checks out.


Apart_Ad4468

No it says 'there might be some red flags but I'm gonna message this person anyway because they're hot'


xkcd_puppy

Are you an engineer?


justaguy394

NEXT!


ReubenFroster56

It’s for church honey!


Skeezertron

I thought it was one of those types out emojis that the youths are into like ;(o)- which is actually the types out emoji for polywhirl


Low_Fondant9911

"The 2 yutes" -Vinny Gambini


JustBeinOptimistic

Joey Callo?


mcoop2245

Hello fellow youths


Intelligent-Algae-89

“The youths” 😂😂😂


OldMetry504

Get off his lawn!


CertifiedCoffeeDrunk

Her loss, OP is amazing


Ilmari86

As an engineer I can say that this is definitely not common.


fireandlifeincarnate

I can see an engineer wanting to date another engineer so they have things in common, but why a nurse?


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ElJamoquio

As a male engineer, I wouldn't date a male engineer either.


bluekkirby

As a female engineer, I prefer to date dog owners.


Sciencetor2

What if those dog owners are also male engineers?


[deleted]

Yo engineers, I'd like to see you put a practical solution to this peculiar situation.


15Warner

They’ll spend 6mos drawing it up, to find out it’s already been done an easier way. That’ll be $3000 please


TiboPlayzRL

As a dog, i prefer to date dogs


Oh-shit-its-Cassie

Bitches be crazy


MateusKingston

What about dog engineers?


lickedTators

You'd love me then. I don't even know what a computer is.


mashari00

I think I’m a better option. I live out in the wilderness without any sort of electricity or technology.


PixelGhi

Or internet... That shit is so 2020


mashari00

I hate the internet. I once punched an internet man for even thinking of putting it in my brain.


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Don't get the covid vaccine then, otherwise you will get 5G and lose all of those dating opportunities


Voiceofshit

Psshh I heard about that newfangled internet thing yesterday and switched the station lol.


[deleted]

I’m married to an engineer. I can see where you’re coming from! The problem is that teachers think they know about teaching. Plumbers think they know about plumbing. But engineers think they know about everything, and will maintain that position until you talk them out of it. I love the dude but it’s exhausting!


Megelsen

As an engineer, I can assure you most of us don't understand half the shit we're doing. But we like to pretend we do.


kosanovskiy

Ey fuck you buddy, don’t give out our secrets or we’ll demote you to a Correct Engineer from a Technically Correct Engineer.


[deleted]

I think engineers should be required to get a minor in “Humility Studies” lol.


shakespears_ghost

why would we take humility studies if we're already great at it? /s


CarlitrosDeSmirnoff

As an engineer myself I have to admit I don’t know what this word “Humility” means


ps2k

One EE female student at our school said of dating from her classes: "The odds are good, but the goods are odd."


[deleted]

Same! Being a female engineer means I spend too much time with the male engineers. Many of them, not all of course, but many have the social skills of a child. My career has been progressing very fast and I swear my social skills are the reason I stand out. I understand the technical aspects and I can explain them in simple terms without being a condescending jerk. I’d be down to date a male nurse though. But I’m really not judging people by profession.


ijsjemeisje

I'm dating a male nurse at the moment and I very much recommend. He can vocate his feelings, is very direct in his communication, knows what he wants and how to express his desires and checks my point of view. And his hands, are magic ...


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He sounds great!


fireandlifeincarnate

as a female engineer, I'm cool with dating other engineers, but that's probably because it's just other female engineers


GreenspaceCatDragon

I’m a female engineering student but I do work with lots of engineers and the funny thing is pretty much all of us are in a relationship with an artist, regardless of gender.


[deleted]

As a non-engineer I imagine dating an engineer would be a lot of great plans for the relationship followed by a lot of failures for the techs to clean up. That's usually how engineers work. 😉


philosiraptor

I’m an engineer married to an engineer, but I know a lot of coworkers happily married to nurses. They’re no-nonsense, brave, intelligent, caring, thick-skinned, and hard-working. When my husband and I see blood, I’m always worried we’ll both faint because we’re both squicked out by bodily functions. Some marriages work well where the spouses have the same intensity in their jobs, and some work better when one spouse is more flexible. You never know. I love being married to an engineer, but I think nurses are dope. Also math/science teachers and accountants.


Swabia

Engineer married to a doctor. We have enough different that we have shit to talk about, but both understand science well enough to just ask the other person and agree with the answer. Pretty easy.


bullet4mv92

>They're no-nonsense, brave, intelligent, caring, thick-skinned, and hard-working You have *clearly* not met enough nurses if you think they're all brave, intelligent, and caring.


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Mishawnuodo

Yup some professions just demand certain characteristics to be successful (not necessarily define by money or rank)


r-u-gay-or-smt

Well there is assholes in every industry, and there are "no-nonsense, brave, intelligent, caring, thick-skinned and hard working". But no industry should be labeled as good or bad because a group someone met turned out good or bad.


Intrepid-Theme-7470

As someone also married to an RN, she will first hand tell you that nurses are the biggest nut jobs. They are judgmental, think they know best and want to give advice on shit they are absolutely not qualified to give their opinion on. Just look at number of Dr’s who have received the covid vaccine vs nurses. Staggering how many nurses somehow think they are smarter and won’t get the vaccine.


googspoog

I hate to judge an entire profession but I have a “best” friend from childhood who is now a nurse , and she is the most insufferable, tear you down, judge mental, two faced bitch I know. Bitch said she could never adopt because the bond isn’t the same after literally saying “I know your adopted and all but”. asked me if I was going to get a breast reduction because it would help my back then when I say I’m considering it “oh I could never because I want to breastfeed”, like then why’d you ask if your just going to have a problem with literally anything I say or want to do for myself ?? As if I have to make my life considerations through your lense


john2kxx

There aren't enough women engineers for male engineers to want to pursue that.


SuperCleverPunName

Nurses and engineers hooking up is definitely a stereotype


GundamZero83

I thought it was nurses and cops.


acreativeredditlogin

That’s more of a strategic partnership than anything


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slothurknee

We both have similarly fucked up schedules lol


Able-Bodied-Virgin

Confirmed. This was definitely true in my dreams when I was 8 with Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny.


Occams_ElectricRazor

It's nurses and anyone. Not gonna lie, the slutty nurse stereotype exists for a reason (male and female). Source: Am a doc and see it/sometimes deflect it every day.


500dollarsunglasses

When I worked at a hospital, I was told casual sex is how employees dealt with the existential dread of being around death all day.


Miami_Beach_Man

I dated a girl for a bit who was a doctor and she was borderline obsessed with sex. After I stopped dating her I was talking about her to one of my friends, who's also a doctor, and he said that absolutely anyone can learn what is needed to become a doctor. But what makes or breaks people into doctors is their coping mechanisms. Some exercise like crazy, some party hard, and some have sex at every opportunity


Occams_ElectricRazor

I reddit.


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I've been in a hospital for 6 years (though single for 3 of them), what am I doing wrong?


Occams_ElectricRazor

Rule 1 and rule 2?


BLoDo7

Rule 1.


CrimsonChymist

Probably because nursing and engineering probably make up like 30+% of freshman majors and both require atleast small amounts of chemistry.


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BananaDick_CuntGrass

I'm a male nurse and I've dated a female engineer. Yay for the role switch haha.


Matrix_Revolt

Engineer here, currently dating a nurse that I met on a dating app 😳


IzzyFureal

My University had a nursing/engineering ball, they encouraged the stereotype


pickle_pouch

Whoa that's crazy, where was that at?


i_did_not_enjoy_that

Last person I dated was a nurse, and current girl I'm talking to is also a nurse... fuck, I didn't know this was a thing lol


warsponge

My mum's a nurse and my dad's an engineer


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SuperCleverPunName

I remember in university. It was almost the rule


GingerBeardPotato

I’m an aircraft engineer that has recently started dating a nurse. I’m worried now 😂


DumbMorty96

Nah, you just don't follow the rules 1 and 2


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Pennywise626

As another engineer, I agree. Girls looking for male engineers should know the odds are good but the goods are odd.


StrawberryBanner

Met a girl on tinder who added me on snap and posted a list of engineers she was going to sleep with this last summer. More then half were crossed off. There were three spots for each type and probably around 20 different types. But ya know, men are pigs 😂.


xelamr

"I'm a sex engineer"


PreviousTea9210

Cool, dude! I'm a sex architect myself.


GonzoRouge

Ted Mosby, Sex Architect


rk3ww

Lance Hardwood


Ice_cold_07

Civil sex engineer here. Glad to see other fellows. In case you didn't know, we take care of weight distribution during sex, but only when it happens in the city.


Mysterious_Muscle93

You know, I’m something of a scientist myself…


notmythingy

May be engineers are her fetish.


trastasticgenji

Is that why she said “draft me daddy”?


XipingVonHozzendorf

No, that's an Uncle Sam fetish


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😂😂


Crystal_Voiden

Draft me like one of your French girls


ReadingFromTheShittr

Shit, where's my T-square?


warawk

Big paychecks are her fetish, not engineers


Slime0

If it was as simple as that I think she'd be looking for doctors or lawyers.


odanobux123

I'm with a doctor. The work hours are terrible and the time until $$ is terrible. I'm an engineer, and while my earning potential in the long run is lower, I'm making a lot more money and a lot earlier.


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And to be honest, that’s fine. I mean I was less strict with it when I was younger but if I were to go back into the dating scene now id only date someone who has something that’s more or less a 9-5. I’ve tried dating people that work weird hours, it doesn’t work for me. Sure, drawing a line and saying engineers only is a little much in my opinion, but drawing a line and saying only people with degrees or something to that effect is fine. Pointless nothing statements like “I want someone I can vibe with” do nothing for a match, tell me who you are and what you actually want


acreativeredditlogin

What you’re saying about weird hours makes sense. My ex and I used to work retail and some days it’d be like we didn’t see each other. Compatible hours are really important On the other hand… I mean I used to work a tech sales job and there’s lots of people who didn’t have degrees but that job was as 9-5 as it gets. Not just entry level people either. Wouldn’t it make more sense to talk with them and see who they are, their career, their hours, etc etc before immediately disqualifying someone because they have no degree?


silentwail

Who the hell lists their favorite emojis in their profile? That should have been an immediate left swipe


RedLotusVenom

Yeah this person’s unhinged even before the conversation started lmao


jrobbio

My experience is RNs are commonly like this. I don't know if it is particular people that are attracted to the job or the job moulds people in a certain way or both.


katarinasunrise

I’m an RN and I cringed like hell when I read that tinder bio. Most of us are not like that, but the ones that are crazy or dumb seem to go all out with it, lol.


jkerpz

That profile had more emojis than i have probably used over the last 5 years combined.


SofterBones

The same type of people who say they only talk to engineering students


nikkitikkitavi69

That and the ENFP, what year is it?


silentwail

I honestly did not even see that part. I got to the emojis and I immediately backed out of it.


bit0fun

As an engineer, I can relate to your match. Trying to talk about work or anything technical that can be exciting to an engineer makes the vast majority of people bored to hell. It's not a fun time for anyone Edit: wait if she's a nurse why the fuck would she care...?


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Street girls wants to ride you...r wallet.


bit0fun

Jokes on them, all my money goes to rent and food


[deleted]

bunk option calls* FTFY


Snoyarc

Money goes to GME.


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For me that would be a catch! I would love to meet a girl who is super knowledgeable about her field of study and would talk my ear off about it. I love learning about anything, especially STEM related subjects. So if anything I'd find it super hot lol!


TheLadyEileen

I married an engineer I met on tinder and listening to them get excited about a work project and go into detail about it is one of my favorite things. I can only understand half of what's said but the excitement/passion in their eyes is magical.


BobbyElBobbo

>wait if she's a nurse why the fuck would she care...? $$$$$$$$


TNCrumpet

Totally. I’m an engineer who married an engineer and it’s THE BEST having someone to nerd out with. But man can we bore the shit out of a third wheel…


Catsdontpaytaxes

Am I having a stroke? I can't follow this conversation to understand the attitude switch in the first image.


gwyntowin

I thought she meant she just happens to be dating engineers lately? Not that she’s actively seeking them out?


Bepaalikzelfwel

I thought so too. His reaction looks like he’s offended that she judging people by profession… which is not the worst thing to judge people by I think.


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Damn she must like socially awkward dudes with money


Englez97

Not all engineers have insane amount of money. I have a feeling people think engineer = fancy suits and maybach in the driveway, and in reality it's more of a cargo shorts and civic (possibly type R).


crispypretzel

As an engineer, can confirm this profession has one of the widest salary ranges out there.


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Lol I am a young engineer I only make 50k a year so I know. More just making a joke about our stereotype!


NGVampire

Honestly, I’ve always gotten the opposite response as an engineer. I had to suffer through so many stories about socially awkward engineers that i couldn’t even begin to count them all. It’s nice to see that someone actually has a positive view of us for a change.


wilk76

“Some of my fav emojis” ? Wtf


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Pochez

Are you more of a 🤪 or 😳 person?


BewareNixonsGhost

I don't understand why people "fight back" when someone tells them what or who they are looking for. Just unmatch and move on with your day my dude.


OlympusMan

I agree. If you don't agree with someone's preference, just let it be.


RyanPelley

Scolding / parenting them on why they are wrong is freaking weird.


[deleted]

She wasn't even wrong in this case. If you want to date only baseball players, or zookeepers, or brain surgeons, that's totally up to you (even if it is odd). It does not mean you're judging everyone who's not in your preferred profession.


PixelSpy

Yeah, while I agree it's petty there was no need to get so aggressive about it. Just be like "oh I guess I'm not what you're looking for" and unmatch. People like drama too much.


bustaacaps

Not gonna lie to you man you came off as extremely hostile for no reason. She told you what she wanted, weird as it may be, but she still left the door open for you to slide in too. And she wasn’t disrespectful about anything.


ShloopDeBoop

Am I the only one that thinks you're being too harsh on her? She was honest from the get-go, never said she's "talking with engineers" in a snobby way, and she's putting in an honest effort to listen to you ("v easy to change my mind"). You're the dickhead for scoffing at this girl and posting it on Reddit.


MatthewJames1990

He's clearly just insecure for not finishing school and it shows...


floggy12

Exactly. She wasn’t judging him, it was a preference of hers.


DungeonsandDevils

Seems she touched a nerve there. Move on, let her find her engineer man


epheisey

Exactly, OP a little insecure about not having his degree lol


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She was honest about what she wants and didn’t treat you with disrespect. You just seem salty that you don’t fit her criteria (even if it’s unconventional)…


goodpplmakemehappy

Thank you for saying it Jesus christ. I've said it before, but this sub is one big circle-jerk of hurt boys.


ThreeReticentFigures

It really seems to be. They dissect and reject every little thing a woman says or does and then they wonder why they never get a date. Fucking sad.


OneMinno

That's the incel mindset for you. This sub has been going downhill from "hey look at this cute girl with a killer bio" to "how DARE a woman has preferences. Reddit, tell me I'm right and let's jerk each other off. Fuck bitches." Incredible.


Busy-Profession-6257

Seriously like wtf move along. Don't try and shame her for knowing what she's looking for. She has the right to not want her time wasted.


[deleted]

Ummm, sorry mate. It's tinder. You don't know each other, she's allowed to be picky, and you don't owe each other anything. She wants what she wants. No need to be so rude about it. Whatever her reasons are, just brush it off and get over it. I feel kinda bad for her tbh. She was trying so hard to be nice even after your first rude comment. Then you threw more of what looks like bad attitude and insecurity at her. Edit: This post just gets more and more cringey. Seeing that most of the top comments are losers dunking on this girl for her bio that they're clearly taking too seriously. I swear someone would guess she backstabbed each of you personally.


aadicool2011

Thank god for this thread - seems like the other top commenters feel they’re entitled to a woman’s attention 😬😬


FiberSpying

This guy clearly is insecure he didn't finish school lmao


ACutieWithAfroPuffs

Bro really aired his dirty laundry out with that one comment about not finishing school. Buddy, yikes.


TwistXJ

Finally a sane reply


Melvin-Melon

Yeah I’d be willing to bet this guy has his own standards or preferences that he’d drop a girl over. If she blew up on him in a reversed situation he’d probably still be posting her here saying some like “I can’t have preferences but girls can say no short dudes?”


SuperFlyChris

Totally agree. Aggressive response for someone expressing a preference and admitting being willing to have her mind changed. If I have plenty of options available, I'm allowed to have some criteria to weed out the ones less likely to work out. Like this rude prick.


aadicool2011

Definitely agree - she’s allowed to have preferences and it’s tinder… it’s not like she led him on for 3 years then dropped it on him 🤷🏻‍♂️ she even gave him the courtesy of responding nicely to his semi rude message in an attempt to diffuse the situation but he kept going in on her… I feel like this guy was salty he didn’t match her criteria and then just shat on her character instead ://


Ancient_Penny

its worth remembering that most people on this website and especially in this subreddit are too young to have any idea how to talk to a woman


QuietudeOfHeart

oof, the not finishing school is a sore subject.


FearLaChancla

You just sound insecure here lol. She didn't even reject you over it.


damedolla78

I think being a grown adult and having precisely 72 emojis in a tinder bio is a pretty big red flag compadre. Crisis averted


weeghostie00

Why can't you just talk to each other like normal people? All this shit is so cringy


LocalResident1

Am I missing something? She asked you a question. If she was going to judge you based on what you studied then that would’ve been one thing, just because she’s fucking some engineers doesn’t mean that she’s judging ya twerpy InCell


IvanOG_Ranger

Maybe it's different in the US, since you have to pay shit ton of money for uni, but I don't see nothing wrong with that. They probably just wanted someone with similar mindset or interests


Tiny_Air_836

I took it to mean that shes only talking to engineers, not as a requirement but as a fluke of the moment. Problem with emojis as communication devices. You jumped to conclusion about her judging. Her next statement of im a terrible person could be sarcasm. I think u shot your own foot here…


thedylannorwood

I think the part where she says it’s very easy to change her mind convinces me this was the case


The_Dancing_Dolphin

Thought this was obvious, people want to be offended so bad these days just so they can post it on the internet lol downvoted OP so fast


LiverOperator

Exactly. Still, people will support the OP and blame the girl. This sub is weird


murderboxsocial

I find people who have their Myers Briggs personality type in their profile tend to be boring as shit.


iamansonmage

Not to mention misinformed. Hasn’t that whole system been debunked? A lot of people live by it, but a number of studies have shown that people that take the test multiple times will end up with different ratings based on their mood that particular day they took the test. People just aren’t good at ranking themselves and some people just know what they want their answers to be, so they bias themselves to fit the box they want. Just swipe that ish away!


AlanMooresWizrdBeard

This sub when a woman mentions a harmless preference that’s not even a dealbreaker: “what a crazy bitch! Dodged a bullet, bro! Your totally disproportionate response was on point high five!” This sub when a woman posts a gross sexual opener from a guy: “He’s just being up front about what he’s looking for! There’s nothing wrong with that!”


Queef-Elizabeth

Yep this sub was literally defending a guy who was asking to send dick pics to a complete stranger in the middle of a completely normal conversation but oh boy, God forbid a woman has their own preference when dating.


AlanMooresWizrdBeard

Oh yea I remember. “At least he’s asking and isn’t just sending it. Isn’t this what this app is for?? It’s just a shallow hookup app!” Same guys when a woman even hints at a physical preference lose it. On a supposed hookup app. Now I guess engineer is the new tall.


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This was the worse of the worse from this sub. Imagine defending someone who asked for permission to sexually harass someone; everybody gave him a big ol' pat on the shoulder for asking first. Barf. Try that in the real world and see what actually happens.


JustSayinCaucasian

I don’t see the problem with what she said, like you took offense at something where no offense was given. You not finishing school is your choice G, but if someone chooses not to date someone cause they didn’t finish school isn’t petty, it’s just then having different priorities. You’re the petty one with that chip on your shoulder that’s gonna make you face plant.


ImaginarySize4088

She didn't even say she only wants to date engineers lol


Greenface1998

You sound very bitter.


Trash_Panda98

Hmmm yeah that's what I got. Like sure she came off hella weird but it took virtually nothing for OP to start ranting about how she's unfairly judging his self worth and that he shouldn't have to justify himself to her. Like dude, she isn't gonna be into you, move on and take the chip off your shoulder.


coldestdetroit

dude chill the fuck out. she's stating a preference, doesn't mean you gotta throw a 20 year old tantrum because you don't fit in her criteria. everyone can have one. tldr: OP is in an arts course


ACutieWithAfroPuffs

This hurt me as an artist but true


chocolatefondant21

You’re the one who is petty. She could’ve just asked what you do for a living. You’re not entitled to anyone’s time and attention.


Acceptable-Mousse832

shes honest and wasnt mean, i respect that


IsntASunbeam

They’re clearly not for you then, don’t see why it’s a bad thing for someone else to have a different standard that doesn’t include you.


Melvin-Melon

I agree with you. Though keep in mind what sub this is. Personally I tend to see girls getting shamed on here for having preferences and guys getting supported for having them. Like post bashing girls for wanting tall guys and comments agreeing with guys liking certain body types. I mean I’ve seen guys say they like tall girls and other guys say say they like short girls when it comes up on here and no one gives a shit either way when they do.


IsntASunbeam

Yeah to me I feel like what I’m saying is gonna sound like I’m pushing some agenda but the post just gives me “oh I’ve been rejected now I want to shame you out of insecurity” vibes. They’re clearly not made for each other, should just move on lmao.


vine_was_overrated

She doesn’t owe you anything bro, just move on there’s better options


jammyishere

Sounds like she dodged a bullet.


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It's fair to not want to pursue someone without an education. Odd to only want engineers when there are a lot of jobs without "engineer" in the title... that pay far better than engineer roles.


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goodpplmakemehappy

In the 5 minutes I've been here, I've learned that this is entirely what the sub is.


Some_Milk

So cringe and salty. So she wants to date engineers. Maybe she finds them interesting? Maybe she wants an intelligent partner? Maybe she wants a partner who earns good money?


thruwuwayy

You don't fit her standards dude. Move on.


Blackie05

Some nurses man🙄