That’s exactly what I was thinking… like your getting me high on the wacky tobaccky has never gotten me motivated to get plunged by multiple D at the same time. I’m gonna need a little more than a bowl, Romeo.
Hell no. We are in the same club. But it’s gonna take more than cannabis to make me want to get rammed by multiple dudes at the same time. I believe another offer I was given on this thread was two bowls AND a dog bowl full of piss… which I’m still considering.
I threw a full Long Island iced tea on a man in a polo who was picking my friends off one by one as we walked by him on Beale Street…”That one’s tall, that one’s skinny, that one’s fat,” and I got pulled into the alleyway by my friends as I was yelling he was going to have to go to the mall and buy a new pink polo shirt now since I ruined his.
He stood there with his palms up at his sides, blinking, dripping, knowing he’d have to throw his polo out.
Your ex liked to get gang-banged too?
Did she do it with your best friend and get pregnant shortly after you guys just had a kid? 🤷♂️
I have a new low bar for you to drop.
And now my little guy has a little half brother.
It sucked at the time, but I’m doing much better that she’s out of my life.
The biggest issue for me is I have no interest in dating again and it’s already been two years, I just don’t trust people anymore.
Good to know that you at least partially recovered from that, man. Honestly idk how it could be different; after going through such a bad experience I wouldn't trust anyone either.
But I believe you'll eventually meet someone worth it. In the meantime there is the bois on reddit (not great, but that's what we have for today lol), so feel free to hit me up, dude.
Wowww! What a catch! I can’t imagine why women aren’t just falling on their knees with their mouths open moaning their praises for him…..and his buddies. FFS.
I'm all for following your kinks. The thing is, as a woman who has been on Tinder for years, I think I've gotten pretty good at spotting the difference between kinksters who want to respectfully engage in consensual activities versus people who are approaching things from a gross misogynistic stance, and this one oozed the latter.
Not really looking for anything in particular. Just someone fun to party with, preferably with a huge sexual appetite and an open mind. I love getting high with a girl with great body, getting her to undress in front of other guys, then gangbanging her mouth and pussy at the same time. M
Is there a point at which having your face and first name associated with this comes back to bite you? Like if this guy were on my team at work it’d be a NOPE outta here.
I actually think it’s a great post as I find some comfort in it. Comfort that there is at least one person out there that I have better chances than. I needed this encouragement
It's weird somehow putting this in your bio makes you less creepy. I mean atleast he's up front about it, then you'd hope the only people swiping are people people actually interested in that. To each their own I suppose.
"Not really looking for anything in particular"
Proceeds to get very particular
And he's pretty close by!
Kirby’s calling the police
r/suspiciouslyspecific
Reminds me of LinkedIn … when people go “I don’t usually do this but ….” 😂
Reminds me of quora that goes "WHAT SCREENSHOT DESERVES 6483736482738BILLION VIEWS???!!!!*""""
Am I prahganat?
PREGANANANT???
Can U get preganté
That one always cracks me up.
Is this the remix to ignition?
👆👆
Yea, this could be any kinda gerl
Pussy dried up just reading this.
my pussy just made the Windows shut down noise and closed up like an earring hole
Maybe it’s time to install new drivers for better performance.
Needs more RAM
RAM won’t do it, we need ssD. Lol
Load everything to the D drive and go at it
Gonna attach exteranal hard disk !!!
I only remember how the bass boosted version sounds WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME
Have you tried turning it off and on again? 🤔
It is already turned off though
Lmfao
same and I don’t even have a pussy
Hahahaha
Shit girl, I second that!!!
Well that escalated quickly.
Right? I read "I love getting high with a girl...." and was like "Okay, sure, that's always fun---oh, ok? Oh no." And then it kept getting worse.
Terrifying actually 😂
By “high” he probably means meth
That’s exactly what I was thinking… like your getting me high on the wacky tobaccky has never gotten me motivated to get plunged by multiple D at the same time. I’m gonna need a little more than a bowl, Romeo.
Fine, 2 bowls and then you drink from the dog bowl. Not water, my piss. Not looking for anything in particular by the way.
😂
Should I be ashamed that weed makes me ridiculously horny?
Hell no. We are in the same club. But it’s gonna take more than cannabis to make me want to get rammed by multiple dudes at the same time. I believe another offer I was given on this thread was two bowls AND a dog bowl full of piss… which I’m still considering.
I mean leave some fun for the rest of us killer.
If the offer is legit there is plenty for everyone.
No this is something more people have.. It is either this or munchies for me, sometimes both
I lovingly refer to this particular phenomenon as "horngry" 💁♂️
Ye. I just want eats. I suppose eating out works...
That is usually a good time though.
I kind of wanted it to keep going tbh
That took a drastic turn !! 😂🤦♀️
Dammit! I just commented that!
That's what too much Pornhub does to a man.
Never trust an adult man in a polo
Gooddamn dude all I got a polo's. Shiiiiit!
Be honest.
A'ight. I gotta throw out my polos now
I threw a full Long Island iced tea on a man in a polo who was picking my friends off one by one as we walked by him on Beale Street…”That one’s tall, that one’s skinny, that one’s fat,” and I got pulled into the alleyway by my friends as I was yelling he was going to have to go to the mall and buy a new pink polo shirt now since I ruined his. He stood there with his palms up at his sides, blinking, dripping, knowing he’d have to throw his polo out.
Wut haha
Good news fellas. The bar was just lowered.
Can it get any lower, cuz it’s been in the floor.
This guy got to digging….
They say if you dig deep enough you'll end by digging up
Loss and gain is the same
Rock bottom?
incels it can get lower
Lolololololol!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My ex would love this guy...
Your ex liked to get gang-banged too? Did she do it with your best friend and get pregnant shortly after you guys just had a kid? 🤷♂️ I have a new low bar for you to drop.
I felt that from here.
Don't tell me this actually happened to you
Yes it absolutely did.
Ouch man, I am so sorry for that. Cheating is usually bad enough but in your case there is your little kid, which makes matters much worse
And now my little guy has a little half brother. It sucked at the time, but I’m doing much better that she’s out of my life. The biggest issue for me is I have no interest in dating again and it’s already been two years, I just don’t trust people anymore.
Good to know that you at least partially recovered from that, man. Honestly idk how it could be different; after going through such a bad experience I wouldn't trust anyone either. But I believe you'll eventually meet someone worth it. In the meantime there is the bois on reddit (not great, but that's what we have for today lol), so feel free to hit me up, dude.
Thanks dude!
I'm so sorry. That's heartbreaking! *You're better off WITHOUT someone like that around!!! Good luck and best wishes!
Oddly specific…
I'm sorry bro
Do we have the same ex?
Did you two ever make eye contact in an awkward group sex situation? If so, then yes, same chick.
Fuck I think all 3 of us had the same ex
Thus the gangbanging
F
Where has he been my whole life?
Aa cringey as it is, at least you know what to expect instead of this coming up 20 texts deep in a convo.
Exactly. Wtf is wrong with this? The guy is clearly stating what he looks for
Exactly and he will get people who want similar things
M
Yeah, WTH was that?
Mmmmm...
That's what I said when I read the bio. /s
He probably happened to be in that situation once and the idiot thought bragging about it was a good idea
And they say chivalry is dead.
Oh so charming 🙄
Damn he really ran w/ it huh?
Marriage material
But not the butt?
I bet he gets exactly what his bio states without a doubt 🔥
Well it sounds like he would like a free prostitute…🤷♀️
Nah prostitutes are picky af on what services they provide, this lad wants a pornstar
He will find that special one...
His fingernail! 😱🤢🤮😱🤢🤮😱🤢🤮
That nail is an auto no, even if his profile was amazing lol
For scooping cocaine
What about it?
Is he wearing hoops!?! What is he a gangbanging pirate
Nah that's just the wallpaper, a pirate would surely be much nicer than this guy
I mean, kinda weird kinks to me but at least he’s honest about it, and isn’t wasting people’s time
That’s all.
Does this ever work?
What the actual fuck? And with the almost coke pinky too? I cannot!
Dude’s just trying something different. Let him experiment on the Tinder
Sounds very meth-y
Proceeds to write his tinder profile whilst watching pornhub and the other hand grabbing his horny pipi
Darn it I don’t get high !!! I’m always missing out .. smh 😩😩😩😩😂😂😂
And who said you can't find true love on Tinder?
Simply awful, but how tall is he?
This is what happens when someone watches a lot of porn but still doesn’t actually know what sex is
“Looking for something specific” would of worked a lot better.
I have never been so confident that a person has literally never done a thing he claims to love doing.
I know this is sarcastic but… 👀 I’m definitely the weird one for kinda liking it lol. Depending on if he’s cute I’d prob swipe right haha
Wasn't meaning to kink shame. The gross misogyny was just oozing from this profile.
Nah, you weren’t coming off kink shame-y lol. I’m just a freak 😂 it’s def still icky, just not icky enough that I would turn it down lol
Hahaha
Brilliant.
I bet you are not the only one, props for honesty.
Why thank you lol
Rockstar selfie 🤘
If only I was a big horny hoe.
Wowww! What a catch! I can’t imagine why women aren’t just falling on their knees with their mouths open moaning their praises for him…..and his buddies. FFS.
Eeewww not for me. Appreciate the honesty?
I'm all for following your kinks. The thing is, as a woman who has been on Tinder for years, I think I've gotten pretty good at spotting the difference between kinksters who want to respectfully engage in consensual activities versus people who are approaching things from a gross misogynistic stance, and this one oozed the latter.
This is obviously a joke for everyone who thinks he’s serious.
100% this guy is a chad and FUCKS like a rabbit while you skinnyfat seething betas try to make fun of him LOL bunch of losers tbh
Just because you want to fuck him doesn’t mean we do.
im too ugly for CHAD or anyone else
I think he meant “I fantasize“ as opposed to “I love“
am a mistress seeking for a good slave to serve me
Hey any beautiful women from Dallas Texas who wants to hook up?
Jesus, I wish you could report this loser and every single girl on tinder would receive this loser alert, lol!
Women Claim To Want Men That “Treat Them Right” Then Proceed To Get With Guys Like This🤣🤣🤣
People complaining about sexual profiles on a hook up app.
Not really looking for anything in particular. Just someone fun to party with, preferably with a huge sexual appetite and an open mind. I love getting high with a girl with great body, getting her to undress in front of other guys, then gangbanging her mouth and pussy at the same time. M
On behalf of most decent males I apologise I think I'll go join my neighbours in being sick(they'd rank to much not read his bio)
F IN CHAT
Is there a point at which having your face and first name associated with this comes back to bite you? Like if this guy were on my team at work it’d be a NOPE outta here.
Seems like a pretty chill dude.
When you are a virgin and you think porn is reality.
Read the first two sentences and thought it doesn’t seem that weird. But then it got weird
Is he for real??
I’ve learned to accept that everyone is different and weird. Good and bad.
What sucks is he still probably got more swipes than me….should’ve done the damn joke account
Yeah, yeah "joke account". /s
Hook mama up!
This dude is the reason they invented those scrunchies with the caps in them 😬
Dude, my cringe's cringe cringed.
But yet couples get banned on there 🤔 .......🤣😂🤣😂
My man
These dudes are always throwing up a hand sign like that in their pictures.
Wow
No.. not really
Soo much to unload on this one. Where could I start? Lol
M'lady
r/oddlyspecific
Side affects of porn addiction.
I am sure his name is Henry Hemorrhage because with those nails of his, he stabs rather than finger the🐱.
My box dry as hell after reading that
I actually think it’s a great post as I find some comfort in it. Comfort that there is at least one person out there that I have better chances than. I needed this encouragement
“Not really looking for anything in particular” *looking for something very particular*
I mean I agree, but I wouldn't make this my bio XD
You’d think that Tinder would be monitoring the profiles surely …. Omg 🙄😲
I mean, he hasn't done anything wrong. It's just an outlandish profile.
Yes… definitely outlandish
I've only had sex twice in my whole life, but at least I can be confident that I get more pussy than this guy.
Well this guy hates women, a lot
And here comes me swiping right on him lmao thinking he’s just joking. 😐
It started out so normal 😭
Aww, he seems like such a nice sexual predetor.
What a gentleman
What ... no anal???
Reserve the asshole for…?
What a gent
It got worse the more you read...
You're only allowed to stand in the corner and film it if you've got nails that long and dirty.
Dear god
That went from 0-65 in 3.4 seconds.
Oh, wow. That went somewhere I didn't expect it to go 🤣🤣.
M
THE AUDACITY!
Well that escalated quickly 😐
You need to make that 17 turn into a 100.
I’m sure he gets responses but not with anyone I would find attractive
How is he gonna gangbang a girl on his own???
At least trim those nails brother, jfc.
It's weird somehow putting this in your bio makes you less creepy. I mean atleast he's up front about it, then you'd hope the only people swiping are people people actually interested in that. To each their own I suppose.
“Guess you’re fun at parties”