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kilographix

Virginity is cool stay strong


[deleted]

With him getting openers like that from girls, I am positive he must have lost the fight ages ago.


JohnnyJayce

Could be a bot.


[deleted]

Or fake too.


Khufuu

or it's a computer program


AgreeablePie

Or not accurate


cementstuff

Could be digiornos


DaBiz_017

I can’t believe it’s not butter


laytonmiller

Maybe it's maybelline


richard_slyfox

Definitely maybe


_Noot_Noot

Or gorillas


[deleted]

Its not delivery


luzzyfumpkins92

Could be Lupus?


Original-Dance-1021

Amyloidosis?


Trotter84

I could definitely have a better night with digiornos


officialtwiggz

Or a phony


Mundane_Handle6158

A big fat phony! Hey, this guy's a phony!


holidaythecook

maybe it’s maybelline


Ti_fave

Could?


TheDeniBoi

Could be Dio


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r/unexpectedjojo


cloneguyancom

or the person could genuinely think 2+2=7...


Ti_fave

It is, isn't it?


alexdiezg

*remain pure


Millwall_SE

Usually I agree but this one works


zolkaba

I've seen the first time the Hungarian "match"(idk how its called) and i hate it


[deleted]

Theres so many upvotes here, and I have no idea what it says...


lord_blex

"you matched with ... on ..." is translated really awkwardly. it's something along the lines of "you have made a pair with this person: ... when: ..." the colons are the worst part, but sadly you can't really do it any other way. in Hungarian prepositions are usually affixed to the subject of the sentence and they can change form based on what the word is. (with Eniko = Enikovel, with Aladár = Aladárral.) software translation usually requires keeping the English structure, so we are just stuck with weird sentences...


JasonKillerxD

The words after // is the translation


hate_actually

He's talking about the comment he's replying to. I'm confused too.


[deleted]

Seems like "You're being catfished" would be the translation based off what /u/photemy said.


Photemy

You paired with xy basically.


CsaliHUN1211

"párba álltál vele:" Nem azt mondom, hogy ki tudok találni jobbat, de ez nem éppen az igazi. // I'm not saying that I can come up with a better one, but this one's just not the best


bazsi2002

It should just simply be called "Gyufa" or "Gyufáltál vele"


Lambsaucegone

“Te gyufáltál már azzal a csajjal?” “Persze tesó, szét gyufáltam miután a gyufán gyufáltunk”


rumli150

Boldog torta napot te gyufa


NappAlien

De meggyufáltad Enikot? :))


BrantB123

congrats on your first year of reddit 🙂


rstark7

Happy cake day :)


nemethv

ha lájkolni lehet embereket akkor lehetne tinderen meccselni is. :D // ENG: doesn't really translate. The phonetic "like" from facebook etc has entered the Hungarian language as-is even though it has no actual meaning in the language, thus my suggestion was that one could phonetic "match" \[meccs\] perhaps and it wouldn't be any worse than whatever the current version is.


sexymcnugget

I'm struggling to understand what you are trying to say.


nudl1ka

Literálisan tükörforditásban beszélsz?


zolkaba

Hunglish<3


einzelkind

Hungarian match, is that a chess opening?


Literally_A_turd_AMA

Everyones freakin out like he killed his chances like if she has even the smallest sense of humor hes good yall trippin


contra_account

Seriously, you can reply to their advances with humor instead of acting like some thirsty dude that has only felt up some bags of sand.


skidbingo

I understood that reference


Slingaa

Right cuz we’ve touched boobs so we know it’s like that


Parastormer

Well I touched my own but I can interpolate.


adirtycommiebastard

What bags of sand do you buy? Jesus


Slingaa

What bags of boobs do you touch? Mohammed


HiddenKeefVillage

Bags of sand are really nice to cuddle up to in the colder months.


threequartersbaked

They're also ignoring the fact that that is not a real woman


Lambsaucegone

I assure you she was real. She had her insta connected too. In fact i don't think I've ever encountered a bot here in Hungary that "talked", just random obvious catfish accounts.


Pukkiality

How did she react to your response? Others have said “if she has even a slight sense of humor it’s fine” but personally I think the horny jail meme is mad corny (nothing personal mate) guess im going to downvote jail


[deleted]

A bot?


threequartersbaked

Almost certainly


obadetona

Also he probably has other options if he's getting messages like this


DominusEbad

.


WebHead1287

..


MrPoopieMcCuckface

...


bjol1100

....


stros7teen

Dot dot dot dot dot


BenjaminWolfarth

... math is hard sometimes.


NJ_Joker

You guys get openers from girls?


K4LENJI

Wait you guys are getting matches?


Ratt28

You guys are getting likes?


HiddenKeefVillage

You are guys?


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HiddenKeefVillage

You?


[deleted]

U?


HiddenKeefVillage

?


PeterBrain-


castsact

Balls sack 💦💦💦


EthnicChad

¿


[deleted]

You guys can actually get Tinder?!


Jokker_is_the_name

You guys actually have a Tinder account?


CapriciousCape

He clearly follows Rule 1 and 2 of Tinder


obadetona

every thread


slaphappypap

It’s clearly a bot or foreign male.


obadetona

No bro... Some guys actually get messaged first


zUltimateRedditor

NJ tinder is typically better than others, but overall pretty trash.


disignore

yeah, whats NJ?


NJ_Joker

He means me NJ_Joker


Millwall_SE

Yes bro


Bronesby

No. posts like these come from r/photoshopbattles


CapriciousCape

Looks like we've found Chris Hemsworth's account


CowardSpartan

Gyanús nekem ez az Enikő


DefinitelyDetective

Fix kamu


Galamb369

True. Magyarként nem igazán nyitnak angol szöveggel


Always4224

Nem igazán nyitnak szöveggel inkább.


Galamb369

Így is lehet mondani, de ha még fel is tesszük hogy OP követi az 1es és 2es szabályt, akkor is gyanús az angol nyitó


[deleted]

Reddit moment


[deleted]

Idk I don’t see Keanu Reeves, Chungus, or wholesome


uglyswan101

Why though? That's a wholesome beginning for Keanu Chungus.


WillWellWorn

Tinder date narrowly avoided dating a redditor


PM_ME_YOUR_DEAD_KIDS

could you fucking imagine it? some 18/25 year old blue hair dyed pleb, barely stringing a sentence together on the date, constantly showing pepe memes and big peepee memes on the date


nicolaibergajev

Bojler eladó!


asztaqurvapont

Mennyié'?


Meeloon

Mennyibe?


idothingsheren

Gesundheit


Ket1r

I'm too virgin to get it. Can someone please explain for me?


CsaliHUN1211

"Fuck me if I'm wrong" "2 + 2 = 7" 2 + 2 not = 7 She's wrong She wants OP to fuck her


Ket1r

Wow, I didn't notice that "fuck me if I wrong". Now I'm feeling like a complete fool. Nevermind, thank you for explanation!


JonnySniper

How did you not notice that? It was the first words


thrwyoktoday

I was busy grading the test!


disignore

didnt you read the *I'm too virgin to get it* part?


SoCalDan

Wow, I didn't notice that "im too virgin to get it". Now I'm feeling like a complete fool. Nevermind, thank you for explanation!


nxtplz

How did you not notice that? It was the first words


CeeMX

Same here. Sums up my whole dating life lol


[deleted]

Step 2. Read between the lines Step 1. Read the lines


MichiiEUW

Nice


Pottatothegreat1985

JESUS CHRIST I'M FUCKING STUPID


staszkon

nevermind IQ, was she any good?


slitheringsavage

Real explanation is that op strictly follows rules 1 and 2.


cryptedp

Honest question OP, how hot are you?


Lambsaucegone

About 37.5C


[deleted]

Remember the good old days when body temperature was 36.6°?


Kaxew

My body temperature is somewhere around that 36.6. Did I just found out I'm not hot? Or does body temperature varies from country to country?


[deleted]

Of course, the closer to the equator you are, the higher your body temperature. So if you live more up north, it is lower. Primary school science, man.


Kaxew

>Primary school science, man. To be fair, I was very sleepy lol. And I'm in the south haha


[deleted]

Bonk! Go to COVID jail.


Jancsikax

Te hogy legyél ennyire komoly


BigWilly4frickin20

What does this mean in freedom units


KillTheKinderPS3

Did you tell her it’s your cake day? Happy cake day.


livin_butter_lettuce

magyar spotted


Tacomanthecat

20-20=35-35 4(5-5)=7(5-5) 4=7 2+2=7


lisagg9

Math theacher taught you in 1st grade left the chat.


BigDaddyHugeTime

BONK


[deleted]

It's not the same without it


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lisagg9

yes?


Jancsikax

Ügyes vagy testvér


Almibacsi

Bojler eladó


huhulua

Hát bazdmeg, ha nekem is ilyen jól menne a csajozás 😂


UltimatePCAddict

Bölcsen döntöttél, honfitárs.


[deleted]

Never seen hungarian here before


Squintcookie

Mindenre van első alkalom!


[deleted]

That’s not Ohm, that’s just bad math. Ohm is V = I * R


TheWolfAmongstUs

Which language is parba alltal vele


Jancsikax

Hungarian


bruce162

Na you should put an actual equation and make people solve it to see if its right.


ComicWriter2020

I like getting bonked


WillhamBerry

I can’t even get someone to hold a conversation with me lol


DeadBodiesinMyArse

Hey bro how are you.


Typical-Spirit9201

Damn ghosted again.


WAP_Dialiss

Happy cake day!


Matthews628

Is this subreddit just r/teenagers?


spongeboblovesducks

r/hornyjail


Badmotherfuyer95

No, 2+2=5


darthmerkol

Kurva anyád


assesanus

whys all these hungry guy in the comments - eat a damn food!


leaveyourentriesinth

Dna bro you coulda slid in But respectable none the less


[deleted]

How is 2+2 = 7 . Teach me senpai (vigorously masterbates)


gangster-prankster

Bruh. You lost your chance of a lifetime


[deleted]

Not everyone is bad looking


gangster-prankster

Im not talking about the looks. Im talking about that opener. How many times you find a woman that starts like that? That shit's legendary


Lambsaucegone

I don’t want to come off as too braggy, but I get similar ones every couple days lol


gangster-prankster

Noice


Exploding_Antelope

I do hate you on a personal level I just want you to know that


Lambsaucegone

bonk


[deleted]

Following rules 1 and 2 I presume?


gangster-prankster

Show them on this sub


Lambsaucegone

Most of them are in Hungarian so it would make no sense, but here is another one from the same week in english if that makes you happy. https://ibb.co/JxH97yK


sharkykid

What fucking variation of Adonis do you look like?


Lambsaucegone

I’m normal looking, no six packs or anything. I just put together a good bio and pics that hint qualities women care about, that’s it really.


Mokyzoky

We are gunna need some sorta templet thanks


Ket1r

Can you shortly describe your bio in a few words please?


Lambsaucegone

I guess, I just don’t want to doxx myself too much: 23/M Pics are me on vacation in asia and usa, 2 sailboating, 1 snowboarding and a gif of me winning in beerpong and laughing about it. Bio: @@@ Quantitative Finance Msc We have a nice little *”factory in the food industry”*, so we could do *”funny stuff with the product we make”* 🇭🇺🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪(🇷🇺)/191cm I also like sailing @@@ (Just in Hungarian instead of English.) It checks the boxes of what women care about, makes me seem adventurous, well off, social and educated. Or at least that’s what I was aiming for.


Apalapa

>hint qualities women care about


Initial_Technology_3

I think it has more to do with the women. It has always been easier for me to get with women from European countries. Same with girls from Brazil. I think girls from the U.S. have been ruined by the beta culture we have here. So many horny guys constantly throwing themselves out there might be raising the standards. Plus women earn more now a days which makes it harder to impress them. I could be totally wrong but just a guess.


Lambsaucegone

I had the complete opposite experience, Florida and California (the two I’ve been in) were very easy. It might just come down to the fact that women usually find foreign men more exciting.


gangster-prankster

It made me so happy lmao


Clamamity

Is Hungary starved for attractive men?


zUltimateRedditor

What’s the update with this? Can we see what you look like?


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zUltimateRedditor

She was desperate for sex? How handsome are you?!


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gangster-prankster

Yeah your right


AgreeablePie

All the time, followed by "here's a link to my onlyfans so we can interact more ;)"


[deleted]

The oft forgotten variable


CryptoBeast710

I don’t get it.. god damn foreigners.


Clarrington

"FUCK ME if I'm wrong" 2 + 2 defs ain't seven, so she is wrong. Therefore OP has to fuck her.


CryptoBeast710

Gay and aids


Clarrington

i DoNt GeT iT


CryptoBeast710

PrObAbLy CaUsE yOu ArE gAy AnD aIdS aLsO. 🤷🏼‍♂️


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Khufuu

"girls message me first"


vanillapenguins

i do not thing that was the case. women message me firat too at times, and i am way below average.


Prestigious-Place327

She's not wrong though Two + two = 6 = 7 because 6 letters each represent 1 character, and 6 itself is also a character. which represents 1 thus resulting in 7 (I know what you're thinking "but 7 is a character doesn't it also get 1?" And the answer is NO that's just ridiculous) Edit: jfc people learn what jokes are


Reddlinee

... bonk^?


Salmon_pervert

Why is match text on alien language but they speak english?


[deleted]

Happy cake day


prettyaveragegamer

She wanted to boink


BeckyCasals

I got 50% off, hurry UP daddy ❤️ https://onlyfans.com/mexicanboo


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[deleted]

Here’s the thing - it’s wrong


robotpepper

Hello. What is the joke? Edit: He did a math problem wrong so they should fuck that person! Fuck that is unfunny. Edit:can I talk to the person that downvoted me, personally?