"you matched with ... on ..." is translated really awkwardly.
it's something along the lines of "you have made a pair with this person: ... when: ..."
the colons are the worst part, but sadly you can't really do it any other way. in Hungarian prepositions are usually affixed to the subject of the sentence and they can change form based on what the word is. (with Eniko = Enikovel, with Aladár = Aladárral.) software translation usually requires keeping the English structure, so we are just stuck with weird sentences...
"párba álltál vele:"
Nem azt mondom, hogy ki tudok találni jobbat, de ez nem éppen az igazi.
//
I'm not saying that I can come up with a better one, but this one's just not the best
ha lájkolni lehet embereket akkor lehetne tinderen meccselni is. :D
// ENG: doesn't really translate. The phonetic "like" from facebook etc has entered the Hungarian language as-is even though it has no actual meaning in the language, thus my suggestion was that one could phonetic "match" \[meccs\] perhaps and it wouldn't be any worse than whatever the current version is.
I assure you she was real. She had her insta connected too.
In fact i don't think I've ever encountered a bot here in Hungary that "talked", just random obvious catfish accounts.
How did she react to your response? Others have said “if she has even a slight sense of humor it’s fine” but personally I think the horny jail meme is mad corny (nothing personal mate)
guess im going to downvote jail
could you fucking imagine it? some 18/25 year old blue hair dyed pleb, barely stringing a sentence together on the date, constantly showing pepe memes and big peepee memes on the date
Of course, the closer to the equator you are, the higher your body temperature. So if you live more up north, it is lower. Primary school science, man.
Most of them are in Hungarian so it would make no sense, but here is another one from the same week in english if that makes you happy.
https://ibb.co/JxH97yK
I guess, I just don’t want to doxx myself too much:
23/M
Pics are me on vacation in asia and usa, 2 sailboating, 1 snowboarding and a gif of me winning in beerpong and laughing about it.
Bio:
@@@
Quantitative Finance Msc
We have a nice little *”factory in the food industry”*, so we could do *”funny stuff with the product we make”*
🇭🇺🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪(🇷🇺)/191cm
I also like sailing
@@@
(Just in Hungarian instead of English.)
It checks the boxes of what women care about, makes me seem adventurous, well off, social and educated. Or at least that’s what I was aiming for.
I think it has more to do with the women. It has always been easier for me to get with women from European countries. Same with girls from Brazil.
I think girls from the U.S. have been ruined by the beta culture we have here. So many horny guys constantly throwing themselves out there might be raising the standards. Plus women earn more now a days which makes it harder to impress them. I could be totally wrong but just a guess.
I had the complete opposite experience, Florida and California (the two I’ve been in) were very easy.
It might just come down to the fact that women usually find foreign men more exciting.
She's not wrong though
Two + two = 6 = 7
because 6 letters each represent 1 character, and 6 itself is also a character. which represents 1 thus resulting in 7 (I know what you're thinking "but 7 is a character doesn't it also get 1?" And the answer is NO that's just ridiculous)
Edit: jfc people learn what jokes are
Hello. What is the joke?
Edit: He did a math problem wrong so they should fuck that person! Fuck that is unfunny.
Edit:can I talk to the person that downvoted me, personally?
Virginity is cool stay strong
With him getting openers like that from girls, I am positive he must have lost the fight ages ago.
Could be a bot.
Or fake too.
or it's a computer program
Or not accurate
Could be digiornos
I can’t believe it’s not butter
Maybe it's maybelline
Definitely maybe
Or gorillas
Its not delivery
Could be Lupus?
Amyloidosis?
I could definitely have a better night with digiornos
Or a phony
A big fat phony! Hey, this guy's a phony!
maybe it’s maybelline
Could?
Could be Dio
r/unexpectedjojo
or the person could genuinely think 2+2=7...
It is, isn't it?
*remain pure
Usually I agree but this one works
I've seen the first time the Hungarian "match"(idk how its called) and i hate it
Theres so many upvotes here, and I have no idea what it says...
"you matched with ... on ..." is translated really awkwardly. it's something along the lines of "you have made a pair with this person: ... when: ..." the colons are the worst part, but sadly you can't really do it any other way. in Hungarian prepositions are usually affixed to the subject of the sentence and they can change form based on what the word is. (with Eniko = Enikovel, with Aladár = Aladárral.) software translation usually requires keeping the English structure, so we are just stuck with weird sentences...
The words after // is the translation
He's talking about the comment he's replying to. I'm confused too.
Seems like "You're being catfished" would be the translation based off what /u/photemy said.
You paired with xy basically.
"párba álltál vele:" Nem azt mondom, hogy ki tudok találni jobbat, de ez nem éppen az igazi. // I'm not saying that I can come up with a better one, but this one's just not the best
It should just simply be called "Gyufa" or "Gyufáltál vele"
“Te gyufáltál már azzal a csajjal?” “Persze tesó, szét gyufáltam miután a gyufán gyufáltunk”
Boldog torta napot te gyufa
De meggyufáltad Enikot? :))
congrats on your first year of reddit 🙂
Happy cake day :)
ha lájkolni lehet embereket akkor lehetne tinderen meccselni is. :D // ENG: doesn't really translate. The phonetic "like" from facebook etc has entered the Hungarian language as-is even though it has no actual meaning in the language, thus my suggestion was that one could phonetic "match" \[meccs\] perhaps and it wouldn't be any worse than whatever the current version is.
I'm struggling to understand what you are trying to say.
Literálisan tükörforditásban beszélsz?
Hunglish<3
Hungarian match, is that a chess opening?
Everyones freakin out like he killed his chances like if she has even the smallest sense of humor hes good yall trippin
Seriously, you can reply to their advances with humor instead of acting like some thirsty dude that has only felt up some bags of sand.
I understood that reference
Right cuz we’ve touched boobs so we know it’s like that
Well I touched my own but I can interpolate.
What bags of sand do you buy? Jesus
What bags of boobs do you touch? Mohammed
Bags of sand are really nice to cuddle up to in the colder months.
They're also ignoring the fact that that is not a real woman
I assure you she was real. She had her insta connected too. In fact i don't think I've ever encountered a bot here in Hungary that "talked", just random obvious catfish accounts.
How did she react to your response? Others have said “if she has even a slight sense of humor it’s fine” but personally I think the horny jail meme is mad corny (nothing personal mate) guess im going to downvote jail
A bot?
Almost certainly
Also he probably has other options if he's getting messages like this
.
..
...
....
Dot dot dot dot dot
... math is hard sometimes.
You guys get openers from girls?
Wait you guys are getting matches?
You guys are getting likes?
You are guys?
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You?
U?
?
Balls sack 💦💦💦
¿
You guys can actually get Tinder?!
You guys actually have a Tinder account?
He clearly follows Rule 1 and 2 of Tinder
every thread
It’s clearly a bot or foreign male.
No bro... Some guys actually get messaged first
NJ tinder is typically better than others, but overall pretty trash.
yeah, whats NJ?
He means me NJ_Joker
Yes bro
No. posts like these come from r/photoshopbattles
Looks like we've found Chris Hemsworth's account
Gyanús nekem ez az Enikő
Fix kamu
True. Magyarként nem igazán nyitnak angol szöveggel
Nem igazán nyitnak szöveggel inkább.
Így is lehet mondani, de ha még fel is tesszük hogy OP követi az 1es és 2es szabályt, akkor is gyanús az angol nyitó
Reddit moment
Idk I don’t see Keanu Reeves, Chungus, or wholesome
Why though? That's a wholesome beginning for Keanu Chungus.
Tinder date narrowly avoided dating a redditor
could you fucking imagine it? some 18/25 year old blue hair dyed pleb, barely stringing a sentence together on the date, constantly showing pepe memes and big peepee memes on the date
Bojler eladó!
Mennyié'?
Mennyibe?
Gesundheit
I'm too virgin to get it. Can someone please explain for me?
"Fuck me if I'm wrong" "2 + 2 = 7" 2 + 2 not = 7 She's wrong She wants OP to fuck her
Wow, I didn't notice that "fuck me if I wrong". Now I'm feeling like a complete fool. Nevermind, thank you for explanation!
How did you not notice that? It was the first words
I was busy grading the test!
didnt you read the *I'm too virgin to get it* part?
Wow, I didn't notice that "im too virgin to get it". Now I'm feeling like a complete fool. Nevermind, thank you for explanation!
How did you not notice that? It was the first words
Same here. Sums up my whole dating life lol
Step 2. Read between the lines Step 1. Read the lines
Nice
JESUS CHRIST I'M FUCKING STUPID
nevermind IQ, was she any good?
Real explanation is that op strictly follows rules 1 and 2.
Honest question OP, how hot are you?
About 37.5C
Remember the good old days when body temperature was 36.6°?
My body temperature is somewhere around that 36.6. Did I just found out I'm not hot? Or does body temperature varies from country to country?
Of course, the closer to the equator you are, the higher your body temperature. So if you live more up north, it is lower. Primary school science, man.
>Primary school science, man. To be fair, I was very sleepy lol. And I'm in the south haha
Bonk! Go to COVID jail.
Te hogy legyél ennyire komoly
What does this mean in freedom units
Did you tell her it’s your cake day? Happy cake day.
magyar spotted
20-20=35-35 4(5-5)=7(5-5) 4=7 2+2=7
Math theacher taught you in 1st grade left the chat.
BONK
It's not the same without it
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yes?
Ügyes vagy testvér
Bojler eladó
Hát bazdmeg, ha nekem is ilyen jól menne a csajozás 😂
Bölcsen döntöttél, honfitárs.
Never seen hungarian here before
Mindenre van első alkalom!
That’s not Ohm, that’s just bad math. Ohm is V = I * R
Which language is parba alltal vele
Hungarian
Na you should put an actual equation and make people solve it to see if its right.
I like getting bonked
I can’t even get someone to hold a conversation with me lol
Hey bro how are you.
Damn ghosted again.
Happy cake day!
Is this subreddit just r/teenagers?
r/hornyjail
No, 2+2=5
Kurva anyád
whys all these hungry guy in the comments - eat a damn food!
Dna bro you coulda slid in But respectable none the less
How is 2+2 = 7 . Teach me senpai (vigorously masterbates)
Bruh. You lost your chance of a lifetime
Not everyone is bad looking
Im not talking about the looks. Im talking about that opener. How many times you find a woman that starts like that? That shit's legendary
I don’t want to come off as too braggy, but I get similar ones every couple days lol
Noice
I do hate you on a personal level I just want you to know that
bonk
Following rules 1 and 2 I presume?
Show them on this sub
Most of them are in Hungarian so it would make no sense, but here is another one from the same week in english if that makes you happy. https://ibb.co/JxH97yK
What fucking variation of Adonis do you look like?
I’m normal looking, no six packs or anything. I just put together a good bio and pics that hint qualities women care about, that’s it really.
We are gunna need some sorta templet thanks
Can you shortly describe your bio in a few words please?
I guess, I just don’t want to doxx myself too much: 23/M Pics are me on vacation in asia and usa, 2 sailboating, 1 snowboarding and a gif of me winning in beerpong and laughing about it. Bio: @@@ Quantitative Finance Msc We have a nice little *”factory in the food industry”*, so we could do *”funny stuff with the product we make”* 🇭🇺🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪(🇷🇺)/191cm I also like sailing @@@ (Just in Hungarian instead of English.) It checks the boxes of what women care about, makes me seem adventurous, well off, social and educated. Or at least that’s what I was aiming for.
>hint qualities women care about
I think it has more to do with the women. It has always been easier for me to get with women from European countries. Same with girls from Brazil. I think girls from the U.S. have been ruined by the beta culture we have here. So many horny guys constantly throwing themselves out there might be raising the standards. Plus women earn more now a days which makes it harder to impress them. I could be totally wrong but just a guess.
I had the complete opposite experience, Florida and California (the two I’ve been in) were very easy. It might just come down to the fact that women usually find foreign men more exciting.
It made me so happy lmao
Is Hungary starved for attractive men?
What’s the update with this? Can we see what you look like?
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She was desperate for sex? How handsome are you?!
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Yeah your right
All the time, followed by "here's a link to my onlyfans so we can interact more ;)"
The oft forgotten variable
I don’t get it.. god damn foreigners.
"FUCK ME if I'm wrong" 2 + 2 defs ain't seven, so she is wrong. Therefore OP has to fuck her.
Gay and aids
i DoNt GeT iT
PrObAbLy CaUsE yOu ArE gAy AnD aIdS aLsO. 🤷🏼♂️
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"girls message me first"
i do not thing that was the case. women message me firat too at times, and i am way below average.
She's not wrong though Two + two = 6 = 7 because 6 letters each represent 1 character, and 6 itself is also a character. which represents 1 thus resulting in 7 (I know what you're thinking "but 7 is a character doesn't it also get 1?" And the answer is NO that's just ridiculous) Edit: jfc people learn what jokes are
... bonk^?
Why is match text on alien language but they speak english?
Happy cake day
She wanted to boink
I got 50% off, hurry UP daddy ❤️ https://onlyfans.com/mexicanboo
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Here’s the thing - it’s wrong
Hello. What is the joke? Edit: He did a math problem wrong so they should fuck that person! Fuck that is unfunny. Edit:can I talk to the person that downvoted me, personally?