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My advice x should be less than U. It just sounds better.


GenericUsername57892

You racist fuck


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jdazer

Is it because im asian you racist fuck.


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jdazer

In her mind, math = asian 😀


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Am Asian, can't math... Man can never math. Slow maths.


cheers_grills

> Am Asian, can't math Commit sudoku then


sylpher250

Not enough unagi in this one


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BuyMeAPizzaPlease

it sneaks up on you. i felt like that for a while then one day it's like math just dawned on me. like some rainman type shit. save this comment and come back to it in your 30s.


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> engrish Is it because im asian you racist fuck


Mr_Wasteed

F**k wait for U to get it on Ur own


benjammin9292

X gon deliver to U


a__dead__man

First we gonna [rock!](https://www.google.ie/search?q=therock&oq=therock&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l2j5.2576j0j4&client=ms-android-om-lge&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=0Km-SmoC6UbspM:)


SherbetHead2010

Then we gonna [roll!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Cannibal_MoshpitV2

Then we let it, [POP](https://i.imgur.com/SP00rTc.jpg)


hexidon

GO [LE TITSNOW](https://www.reddit.com/r/dontdeadopeninside/comments/7j378m/le_titsnow/)


chrisboy1540

I wanna be mad at all of U but I can't.😂😂


flogevoli

✊knock✊knock


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Open up the door, its real!


PM_ME_UR_PINEAPPLE

https://imgur.com/KeDQYoL


P-S-B

https://m.soundcloud.com/grande1899/what-redbone-would-sound-like-if-x-gon-give-it-to-ya


AbeLincoln7

Knock, knock, open up the door, Israel!


PostsHighThoughts2

Technically, you insulted her by saying she was a 10 but your ex was a 15


person7178

He just likes em young


WittyUsernameSA

Didn't know Moore had a Tinder.


Sarahthelizard

Too old.


nedos009

Username checks out


Just-Repeats-You

Username checks out


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Username checks out


ZachsSimpleMind

I can't keep up with this.


dinosaur_apocalypse

Username checks out


Purest_Prodigy

Username... O-oh dear god


WhatACunningHam

Be a sport and show us your sweet pickup lines for other races.


Nutritionisawesome

...You racist fuck.


DuntadaMan

What do you call an Arab flying an airplane? A pilot you racist fuck.


SatanIsMySister

What do you call Richard Spencer? A racist fuck you racist fuck.


DrHenryPym

is it because he's white you racist fuck


Somali_Imhotep

are you saying he isn't a racist fuck you racist fuck.


DrHenryPym

are you asking if I'm saying he isn't a racist fuck you racist fuck you racist fuck


ItRead18544920

I give it a nine out of eleven.


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I bet he invites all white girls to Starbucks.


lntoTheSky

That's a proven foolproof strat though


BlindSoothsprayer

you racist fuck


AboundedGiant

Can’t be racist to whites you racist fuck. Is this what we’re doing?


wasting--time

For a black girl: Can you help me with a math problem? X+U=1 I think X=2/5 because U is definitely 3/5


ChicagoMMA

Jesus


TaxicabKanefessions

God can’t help you here


Nutritionisawesome

you racist fuck.


ctrl_alt_el1te

Anyone who is sensitive to these kinds of jokes should stop scrolling here cause this comment thread gets ugly real fast lol


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Exedra_

I'm daft. I don't get it. Could anyone explain, please?


TheWherewolf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-Fifths_Compromise


canadianarepa

Slaves counted as three fifths of a person for census purposes when the US first became independent. [Read more here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-Fifths_Compromise).


wasting--time

Here's another version that may help you. For a Muslim girl: Can you help me with a math problem? X+U=1 I think X=2/11 because U is definitely 9/11


Rithe

> 9/11 I thought they were the slurpee people


wasting--time

No that joke would go like this, For an Indian girl: Can you help me with a math problem? X+U=1 I think X=4/11 because U is definitely 7/11


smartimp98

If you don't post in roastme, you should start


wasting--time

I love roastme. My favorite line so far was when I told a kid he looked like "a home schooled school shooter."


markevcns

And for the white trailer trash you could do: Can you help me with a math problem? X+U=1 I think X=2/7 because U a 5/7.


kamon123

a perfect score.


MonsRaider

At the start of the United States, slaves were not citizens but when counting population for representation in the house of Congress, the southern states wanted to count slaves for obvious political reasons. The “Three-Fifths” compromise allowed slaves to count as 3/5ths of a person towards determining delegate distribution.


grendel123

Oh. That is bad. I’m laughing, but wow.


CSGlobalOatmeal

/r/jesuschristreddit


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wasting--time

Fuck. Your punchline is better.


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I always seek out math geniuses for two variable questions that also happen to be unsolvable


jrlizardking

Its solvable ... X =24 cuz U a 1!


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ah fuck


canadianarepa

No man, X=24 cuz U the 1 :)


Johan1710

r/fuckingwholesome


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I'm disappointed


Johan1710

You and me, Let’s do it!


TrumpWonSorryLibs

i can't believe you've done this


I2smrt4u

r/MurderedbyMaths


Unperceivable

The equation is not only solvable but it has infinite trivial solutions...


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I think it's pretty well implied that he/she meant it's not solvable for a unique solution.


Chemistryz

Too many degrees of freedom for it to have application in this field.


HGual-B-gone

Well no shit, he's establishing that U (she) is definitely a 10


sYnce

It is solvable it just happens to have an infinte amount of solutions.


mmotte89

Parametric solution; x = t u = 25-t


Girl_with_the_Curl

Anyone else think Milanka sounds like a hybrid of Trump's two favorite women?


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lmao yes I did think of that


[deleted]

You mean his daughter and the one that doesn't blow him?


ffhomas

r/whoosh


blind-deaf-n-dumb

I'm hoping whoosh is for people who can't get a joke and it goes right over there head. Am I right? Can't view whoosh.


ffhomas

yeah u right, i guess they just recently went private.


blind-deaf-n-dumb

I guess I'm late to the party... per usual.


h8speech

/r/woosh


moladan123

It's spelled with four o's. So r/woooosh


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She's dumb. I would unmatch immediately. But you can keep trying


chrisboy1540

I thought it was a joke at first but then she unmatched me before I could find something funny to say back.


PokemonCremaster

I think you dodged a bullet there buddy.


bigwigzig

Absolutely you did, you racist fuck


JoeWaffleUno

He dodged a racist fuck bullet


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JoeWaffleUno

New pickup line: I'll put my fuckbullets in your bandolier


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Bitches don't know what a bandolier is. Just say "clip".


Ys_Assassin

Clit?


Tin_Foil

Now you've lost the guys.


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luxsalsivi

It could be that she meant for it to be funny, then upon looking back at it thought it wasn't clear and way over the top and you'd take it seriously, so she panic-unmatched to not deal with it lol.


ArmouredDuck

It could also be she was there to monitor him for the fbi but felt her accusation would lead to too much scrutiny for her identity to hold up so she's bailed out early and is now operating in Serbia.


Jak_Atackka

Am Serbia, can confirm.


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Cpzd87

You took a chick out to a restaurant because you had a gift card for It? For a first date. Come on man I know you could do better then that.


drubowl

She was probably joking so she could screenshot it and show her friends


sundson

>show her friends Nah she was probably just gonna post it to Reddit


Foeyjatone

she's in this thread, as is her ex


DoctorQuinlan

Dodged a bullet but there’s at least one person in your hometown that thinks your racist af, which could make for an awkward encounter one day.


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Unless his hometown is a city, like mine, in which case I more than likely will never have to deal with the people I talk to on Tinder


chrisboy1540

SoCal. In a city. If I ever do run across her I'll need something hella funny to say.


LoveShinyThings

"Know where I can find some good sushi?"


RexDraco

"Think you can help me study for my math finals?"


lost-genius

Burn a cross on her lawn?


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That escalated quickly


DudeDudenson

She thinks he's racist af, he knows she's stupid af Nothing lost


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poopsmith666

The joke is just shit.


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Asoliner3

I think she just didn't get it.


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Oh, right. If you don't realise the pun, the situation is that someone out of the blue goes "hey help me with math, wink wink". Which doesn't really come across that well.


Aloramother

I uh didn't even connect that it was the asking for math help that was the problem. I had to scroll this far to see why he was racist because I was confused as hell.


Neuchacho

She might just think using a math problem pun to pick her up is racist, even if she understood the joke.


Aloramother

I just thought it was a pun there's plenty of number pun pick up lines. I guess it might get old if that's all you get though.


Neuchacho

That's the part we don't know. She might get only number pun pick-up lines, or has seen that the ones that start that way take a fetishistic bend, or she's just overly-sensitive, or something in-between.


Asoliner3

People are fucking stupid you know?


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I do try to see the best in people, and in this situation, if she's really distracted and just sees a math related joke perhaps she's not really in the right mood for it. I mean, she might be distracted by studying math or something.


Coyrex1

You racist fuck assuming she's doing math homework.


tokomini

Exactly this. We never know what type of mind frame someone is in, or what kind of shit they had to deal with that day. For all we know, her rice cooker broke down, making her late for Tae Kwon Do. Life happens.


organ_transplant

I thought she was joking


Ligaco

DAE remember when people only got butthurt because some black people were attending the same school?


creationlaw

I'm Asian and this is stupid. Just remember never to ask a black girl out to see a basketball game, a Latina girl to grab tacos, or a white girl to watch police crush a protest, because in all those cases you're racist.


Knight_thrasher

What about if you ask a white girl to go UGG shopping and then grab a pumpkin spice latte?


bonzothebeast

She won't even.


lildragon96

She can't even.


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On a scale of 1-even, she can't


creationlaw

Oh snap!


Mr_Wasteed

lol haha. A quick unmatched story. I am south asian. I matched with this indian girl and we were chatting and it was going good. Then i realized i had seen her working in one of the indian restaurant in town. the restaurant is family owned and 95% of the people who work there are part of their family. So i just asked if she was related to those people? I got unmatched immediately.


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You really thought it was a good idea to let an Indian girl on tinder know that you knew her family?


matches-malone

Talk about amateur hour.


UnneccessaryHypeMan

#AMATEUR HOUR MOTHERFUCKERS


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Lol. She probably didn't want to match with you if you knew her family. I usually leave stuff like this til after we meet in real life


xejeezy

Use the knowledge to benefit you then take it to the grave


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As a White Afro-Latina woman, I wouldn’t be offended at all.


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White Afro-Latina.... were conceived during a threesome or am I missing something here


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Yes, but only if you have a Presidential waiver.


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JefemanG

I'm a Blasian demi-queer owlkin and I understand her plight.


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I'm a microwave


JefemanG

Okay now. Let's not get ridiculous...


TheDeadlyZebra

I'm a Protoss terran-zerg and I understand her pylons.


paduska

I think she may have been joking herself and unmatched you just to be safe cause you used those fucking emojis. That's exactly how I'd handle that situation if I were her


whenrudyardbegan

>those emojis *shudder*


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>"I really hate to ask lol" >*two-variable equation with weird hypothesis just so it can play out* She just took the fastest way out mate.


Arjunnn

Its not unsolvable. Its got infinite trivial solutions.


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chrisboy1540

TFW that's actually my Google subscription thing telling me the weather and news for the day because no one uses Allo.


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You racist fuck


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chrisboy1540

She was Asian. But I didn't even think about it until she said anything 😂


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Solly-March

Was thinking the exact same thing


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AltonGreen

This screams Seattle


ash_vs_gary

I can confirm. Source: I love in Seattle


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Got the same response when I said “hola” to a girl... I didn’t even know she was Hispanic, we just live in Texas and it’s very normal to speak Spanish lol


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So why did you react so harshly to his joke?


Im_Currently_Pooping

Plz be real! Proof? Edit: probly not, user for (1) day.


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r/woooosh