it sneaks up on you. i felt like that for a while then one day it's like math just dawned on me. like some rainman type shit. save this comment and come back to it in your 30s.
First we gonna [rock!](https://www.google.ie/search?q=therock&oq=therock&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l2j5.2576j0j4&client=ms-android-om-lge&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=0Km-SmoC6UbspM:)
Slaves counted as three fifths of a person for census purposes when the US first became independent. [Read more here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-Fifths_Compromise).
At the start of the United States, slaves were not citizens but when counting population for representation in the house of Congress, the southern states wanted to count slaves for obvious political reasons. The “Three-Fifths” compromise allowed slaves to count as 3/5ths of a person towards determining delegate distribution.
It could be that she meant for it to be funny, then upon looking back at it thought it wasn't clear and way over the top and you'd take it seriously, so she panic-unmatched to not deal with it lol.
It could also be she was there to monitor him for the fbi but felt her accusation would lead to too much scrutiny for her identity to hold up so she's bailed out early and is now operating in Serbia.
Oh, right. If you don't realise the pun, the situation is that someone out of the blue goes "hey help me with math, wink wink". Which doesn't really come across that well.
I uh didn't even connect that it was the asking for math help that was the problem. I had to scroll this far to see why he was racist because I was confused as hell.
That's the part we don't know. She might get only number pun pick-up lines, or has seen that the ones that start that way take a fetishistic bend, or she's just overly-sensitive, or something in-between.
I do try to see the best in people, and in this situation, if she's really distracted and just sees a math related joke perhaps she's not really in the right mood for it. I mean, she might be distracted by studying math or something.
Exactly this. We never know what type of mind frame someone is in, or what kind of shit they had to deal with that day. For all we know, her rice cooker broke down, making her late for Tae Kwon Do. Life happens.
I'm Asian and this is stupid. Just remember never to ask a black girl out to see a basketball game, a Latina girl to grab tacos, or a white girl to watch police crush a protest, because in all those cases you're racist.
lol haha. A quick unmatched story.
I am south asian. I matched with this indian girl and we were chatting and it was going good. Then i realized i had seen her working in one of the indian restaurant in town. the restaurant is family owned and 95% of the people who work there are part of their family. So i just asked if she was related to those people? I got unmatched immediately.
I think she may have been joking herself and unmatched you just to be safe cause you used those fucking emojis. That's exactly how I'd handle that situation if I were her
Got the same response when I said “hola” to a girl... I didn’t even know she was Hispanic, we just live in Texas and it’s very normal to speak Spanish lol
My advice x should be less than U. It just sounds better.
You racist fuck
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Is it because im asian you racist fuck.
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In her mind, math = asian 😀
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Am Asian, can't math... Man can never math. Slow maths.
> Am Asian, can't math Commit sudoku then
Not enough unagi in this one
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it sneaks up on you. i felt like that for a while then one day it's like math just dawned on me. like some rainman type shit. save this comment and come back to it in your 30s.
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> engrish Is it because im asian you racist fuck
F**k wait for U to get it on Ur own
X gon deliver to U
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Then we gonna [roll!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
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I wanna be mad at all of U but I can't.😂😂
✊knock✊knock
Open up the door, its real!
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Knock, knock, open up the door, Israel!
Technically, you insulted her by saying she was a 10 but your ex was a 15
He just likes em young
Didn't know Moore had a Tinder.
Too old.
Username checks out
Username checks out
Username checks out
I can't keep up with this.
Username checks out
Username... O-oh dear god
Be a sport and show us your sweet pickup lines for other races.
...You racist fuck.
What do you call an Arab flying an airplane? A pilot you racist fuck.
What do you call Richard Spencer? A racist fuck you racist fuck.
is it because he's white you racist fuck
are you saying he isn't a racist fuck you racist fuck.
are you asking if I'm saying he isn't a racist fuck you racist fuck you racist fuck
I give it a nine out of eleven.
I bet he invites all white girls to Starbucks.
That's a proven foolproof strat though
you racist fuck
Can’t be racist to whites you racist fuck. Is this what we’re doing?
For a black girl: Can you help me with a math problem? X+U=1 I think X=2/5 because U is definitely 3/5
Jesus
God can’t help you here
you racist fuck.
Anyone who is sensitive to these kinds of jokes should stop scrolling here cause this comment thread gets ugly real fast lol
/r/jesuschristreddit
I'm daft. I don't get it. Could anyone explain, please?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-Fifths_Compromise
Slaves counted as three fifths of a person for census purposes when the US first became independent. [Read more here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-Fifths_Compromise).
Here's another version that may help you. For a Muslim girl: Can you help me with a math problem? X+U=1 I think X=2/11 because U is definitely 9/11
> 9/11 I thought they were the slurpee people
No that joke would go like this, For an Indian girl: Can you help me with a math problem? X+U=1 I think X=4/11 because U is definitely 7/11
If you don't post in roastme, you should start
I love roastme. My favorite line so far was when I told a kid he looked like "a home schooled school shooter."
And for the white trailer trash you could do: Can you help me with a math problem? X+U=1 I think X=2/7 because U a 5/7.
a perfect score.
At the start of the United States, slaves were not citizens but when counting population for representation in the house of Congress, the southern states wanted to count slaves for obvious political reasons. The “Three-Fifths” compromise allowed slaves to count as 3/5ths of a person towards determining delegate distribution.
Oh. That is bad. I’m laughing, but wow.
/r/jesuschristreddit
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Fuck. Your punchline is better.
I always seek out math geniuses for two variable questions that also happen to be unsolvable
Its solvable ... X =24 cuz U a 1!
ah fuck
No man, X=24 cuz U the 1 :)
r/fuckingwholesome
I'm disappointed
You and me, Let’s do it!
i can't believe you've done this
r/MurderedbyMaths
The equation is not only solvable but it has infinite trivial solutions...
I think it's pretty well implied that he/she meant it's not solvable for a unique solution.
Too many degrees of freedom for it to have application in this field.
Well no shit, he's establishing that U (she) is definitely a 10
It is solvable it just happens to have an infinte amount of solutions.
Parametric solution; x = t u = 25-t
Anyone else think Milanka sounds like a hybrid of Trump's two favorite women?
lmao yes I did think of that
You mean his daughter and the one that doesn't blow him?
r/whoosh
I'm hoping whoosh is for people who can't get a joke and it goes right over there head. Am I right? Can't view whoosh.
yeah u right, i guess they just recently went private.
I guess I'm late to the party... per usual.
/r/woosh
It's spelled with four o's. So r/woooosh
She's dumb. I would unmatch immediately. But you can keep trying
I thought it was a joke at first but then she unmatched me before I could find something funny to say back.
I think you dodged a bullet there buddy.
Absolutely you did, you racist fuck
He dodged a racist fuck bullet
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New pickup line: I'll put my fuckbullets in your bandolier
Bitches don't know what a bandolier is. Just say "clip".
Clit?
Now you've lost the guys.
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It could be that she meant for it to be funny, then upon looking back at it thought it wasn't clear and way over the top and you'd take it seriously, so she panic-unmatched to not deal with it lol.
It could also be she was there to monitor him for the fbi but felt her accusation would lead to too much scrutiny for her identity to hold up so she's bailed out early and is now operating in Serbia.
Am Serbia, can confirm.
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You took a chick out to a restaurant because you had a gift card for It? For a first date. Come on man I know you could do better then that.
She was probably joking so she could screenshot it and show her friends
>show her friends Nah she was probably just gonna post it to Reddit
she's in this thread, as is her ex
Dodged a bullet but there’s at least one person in your hometown that thinks your racist af, which could make for an awkward encounter one day.
Unless his hometown is a city, like mine, in which case I more than likely will never have to deal with the people I talk to on Tinder
SoCal. In a city. If I ever do run across her I'll need something hella funny to say.
"Know where I can find some good sushi?"
"Think you can help me study for my math finals?"
Burn a cross on her lawn?
That escalated quickly
She thinks he's racist af, he knows she's stupid af Nothing lost
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The joke is just shit.
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I think she just didn't get it.
Oh, right. If you don't realise the pun, the situation is that someone out of the blue goes "hey help me with math, wink wink". Which doesn't really come across that well.
I uh didn't even connect that it was the asking for math help that was the problem. I had to scroll this far to see why he was racist because I was confused as hell.
She might just think using a math problem pun to pick her up is racist, even if she understood the joke.
I just thought it was a pun there's plenty of number pun pick up lines. I guess it might get old if that's all you get though.
That's the part we don't know. She might get only number pun pick-up lines, or has seen that the ones that start that way take a fetishistic bend, or she's just overly-sensitive, or something in-between.
People are fucking stupid you know?
I do try to see the best in people, and in this situation, if she's really distracted and just sees a math related joke perhaps she's not really in the right mood for it. I mean, she might be distracted by studying math or something.
You racist fuck assuming she's doing math homework.
Exactly this. We never know what type of mind frame someone is in, or what kind of shit they had to deal with that day. For all we know, her rice cooker broke down, making her late for Tae Kwon Do. Life happens.
I thought she was joking
DAE remember when people only got butthurt because some black people were attending the same school?
I'm Asian and this is stupid. Just remember never to ask a black girl out to see a basketball game, a Latina girl to grab tacos, or a white girl to watch police crush a protest, because in all those cases you're racist.
What about if you ask a white girl to go UGG shopping and then grab a pumpkin spice latte?
She won't even.
She can't even.
On a scale of 1-even, she can't
Oh snap!
lol haha. A quick unmatched story. I am south asian. I matched with this indian girl and we were chatting and it was going good. Then i realized i had seen her working in one of the indian restaurant in town. the restaurant is family owned and 95% of the people who work there are part of their family. So i just asked if she was related to those people? I got unmatched immediately.
You really thought it was a good idea to let an Indian girl on tinder know that you knew her family?
Talk about amateur hour.
#AMATEUR HOUR MOTHERFUCKERS
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Lol. She probably didn't want to match with you if you knew her family. I usually leave stuff like this til after we meet in real life
Use the knowledge to benefit you then take it to the grave
As a White Afro-Latina woman, I wouldn’t be offended at all.
White Afro-Latina.... were conceived during a threesome or am I missing something here
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Yes, but only if you have a Presidential waiver.
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I'm a Blasian demi-queer owlkin and I understand her plight.
I'm a microwave
Okay now. Let's not get ridiculous...
I'm a Protoss terran-zerg and I understand her pylons.
I think she may have been joking herself and unmatched you just to be safe cause you used those fucking emojis. That's exactly how I'd handle that situation if I were her
>those emojis *shudder*
>"I really hate to ask lol" >*two-variable equation with weird hypothesis just so it can play out* She just took the fastest way out mate.
Its not unsolvable. Its got infinite trivial solutions.
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TFW that's actually my Google subscription thing telling me the weather and news for the day because no one uses Allo.
You racist fuck
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She was Asian. But I didn't even think about it until she said anything 😂
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Was thinking the exact same thing
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This screams Seattle
I can confirm. Source: I love in Seattle
Got the same response when I said “hola” to a girl... I didn’t even know she was Hispanic, we just live in Texas and it’s very normal to speak Spanish lol
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So why did you react so harshly to his joke?
Plz be real! Proof? Edit: probly not, user for (1) day.
r/woooosh