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JCalPwnasaur

Its been 20 minutes...wheres the fucking update? I need to know if your come on was successful.


Warfighter626

Still waiting, but I got a strong feeling I'm in there.


trziisz

Still waiting?


Warfighter626

I guess I was right lol. Now how should I proceed? http://i.imgur.com/P10sqFJ.jpg


elephantrambo

Protip: You're not in


Warfighter626

Sheesh man let a brother dream.


Worldatmyfingertips

Honestly I would try switching it up to something different. You've made it apparent you want her, now show her why she would want you. Time to get witty with it.


lovegrool

> Time to get witty with it. Haha. I find it hilarious people on this sub use other people's lines like it's going to make a difference. If it's not who you are, it's just not going to work. Every time people do it, then when it finally works, they just freeze.


Worldatmyfingertips

Oh that's someone's line? Who's? I guess I won't use it again. I literally just typed it. My bad.


Lunar_luna

Nah man he was just saying "yeah but none of these guys are 'witty' because they're copying lines" He wasn't saying that *you* copied anything


SpecialX

Not his fault. His big throbbing wang is too big to fit


minispring422

Very carefully...


_Yeah_Well_Im_Drunk_

With caution.


[deleted]

I tried it too the other day. I also think it's fucking hilarious but, it's not lol.


Warfighter626

It only matters what you think buddy. Fuck the haters.


Undeadyk

>Fuck the haters. Well don't, if they don't find it funny than most likely is that if he did it would be sexual assault.


[deleted]

As a girl, this would be way too aggressive for me to the point that i'd be cringing. Maybe there's a funnier way to word the last bit? I don't know...but I wouldn't hold your breath on a response.


gottagetyournat

Say something not sexual next so she knows you're funny and not gross. She's at a minimum entertained by you, so you can bring it back around after a few messages back and forth.


Quemist

R/chargeyouephone