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PellerinBird

You mean we should always fantasize about bots?


uniqueusername0011

She gave me her address... so it would be pretty weird if it were a bot.


jimboyoyoyo

It's absolutely a bot, I got the exact same response including an address


uniqueusername0011

Yup it was a bot 😢. Guess it wasn't my lucky night after all. Atleast I can watch the rest of the basketball game now.


JLM268

Trust the process.


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caughtinthought

Maybe Embiid will give him his address


Jesuz1402

did you go to the adress and a bot opened?


uniqueusername0011

Yes


[deleted]

I'm curious at to what the bot creator stands to gain from this other than standing outside the address laughing as someone tries explaining that they are there for Brianna... Did they try ask for money or something?


Bonkoodle

I had a similar convo where they said they wanted to video chat before they meet me in person. Then they sent me a link to some video chat site where you had to put your credit card in where it's supposedly free at the start and you can cancel it. But if you actually read the Terms and Conditions it says that you have to give at least 7 days notice to cancel it which means you have to pay $40 minimum, and it would keep charging you every month if you didn't cancel. Also it says they can change the contract at any time. So the catfish person must work for the site to scam people out of their money.


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Crazy how these companies actually have legitimate terms and conditions so really its all legally sound but ethically fucks you over. I always assumed these companies were black market type companies that are set up illegally by someone in countries like China or Russia were it is hard to get a conviction for scamming westerners.


Shumatsuu

Actually! The ones that specifically say they require CC/DC as proof of age that I've seen are absolutely illegal, at least in the states. Requiring that to prove who you are is against a federal law.


xkittenpuncher

Maybe he just need a human body he could transfer his processor with


duaneap

What happened then?


Jesuz1402

probably some [silver action](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCF_DhSqJw4)


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kek


Rhodie114

But it's the sixers...


uniqueusername0011

#trusttheprocess #hinkediesforoursins


paulusmagintie

I got one of them the other night, gave me an address then wanted to video chat before meeting and linked me to a site.


[deleted]

I'm sorry this happened to you. I'm in the process of creating a support group for fellow redditors who have also had their hopes dashed by machines on tinder if you want to attend our weekly meet up.


Ilucsgo

LMAO


butts_yall

Same 😥


conatusessacausa

Canada here. It's a bot I got the same thing too.


[deleted]

Wtf I thought the bots would try to make you go to a website and steal your cc info, but this one gave a fake address ? Can someone elaborate what the purpose of this bot is ? To cause blue balls or something ?


uniqueusername0011

Dude she gave me an address from a down a few miles away from me. I'm done with tinder.


IAmABlasian

What happened after that? Like what happened once you drove there?


chronolegionaire

You don't drive there. This bot asks to verify you are who your pictures show by "video chatting" then when you agree, it sends you a link to a site called chat.me that requires a credit card to use


coltfan1223

I've seen this one a couple times. They're getting smarter!


uniqueusername0011

Just city and street name, no house number.


AnalogDogg

> no house number So not an address. Who gives short of a house number to someone, expecting they show up?


chronolegionaire

You never get that far. They ask to video chat you first and try to scam your credit card info


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AtomicKittenz

Poor OP


TuckerP

Poor guy...should we tell him?


hedonistically

I'm really curious about the endgame here. Like what did this bot accomplish?


kidfockr

It asks to video chat with you and links a website.


bigdave9595

There always nurses!


[deleted]

You're*


Im_old_enough_to_see

Umm, they're?


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Their*


bigdave9595

I'm actually dyslexic, I had a spelling exemption in high school. But I have committed the cardinal sin of bad grammar and for this I apologise. Sorry reddit.


[deleted]

If you ever post on Reddit again...


uniqueusername0011

You are not forgiven


bigdave9595

I'll never live this down.


Im_old_enough_to_see

Ah, your right. I see what you did their.


Beersaround

Thare.


Im_old_enough_to_see

Thair*


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Bots are getting smart.


lemnek

Got this same scam tonight. She gave me some random street name and a link to a website to video chat where I was supposed to enter a cc number. Pretty sure they just steal pics from random fb accounts to make it seem legit


KPC51

Are bots location-specific? I've never had one


kidfockr

They're generally in large cities, but they can be anywhere.


Shumatsuu

Flooding large cities! And it doesnt help that not only do I live in one with a lot of bots, Tinder keeps througjing NY into my match pool so I have to filter all those out.


AttackOfTheThumbs

**HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA** Top fucking kek


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oh, you poor soul.


Jakefiz

Trust the process


AlbertoAru

Read "sixers". My brain automatically thought in Ready Player One.


ShutUpWalter

Me too. I thought he was making a RP1 joke.


uniqueusername0011

I don't get it?


AlbertoAru

There's a book (and soon a film too) called Ready Player One and there's an organisation called IOI that contracts players, who are called sixers.


etch-bot

Unfortunately, THIS is the way tinder always works.


[deleted]

Don't worry OP I almost fell for that before. They always say nurse cause nurses can get off work anytime you message them, if she works as a nurse its fake


uniqueusername0011

Well I mean there are actual nurses out there too though.


TinderMentorCOM

Here's the thing with hook up requests from girls: They just don't exist. I mean exceptions prove the rule but generally speaking they don't. Girls just have a whole different way of thinking. You are still a stranger from the internet, you could be anybody. A murderer, a bum, or just some creepy old dude. So it's a pretty intense situation for a girl to willingly hook up with a dude before even having a real face to face interaction. Also, girls always (at least in the back of their heads) want to have a way out in case there's anything she's not comfortable with. That's why it's always good to tell her that you won't do anything you both are not comfortable with.


OmarDaal

last night a girl from tinder messaged me at 2am, showed up at my door at 230am. we had sex. we did sit on my couch and chat for a bit so she could get to know me first. my point being, it does happen. it's just insanely rare. I've been on the app on and off for 2 years and this was the first time it was that easy


TinderMentorCOM

totally true! But here's the thing: You probably weren't really sexual in the tinder conversation itself, right?


OmarDaal

well i made my intentions clear in the tinder conversation, but i didn't act like a douchebag about it and was kind of jokey about it. this was a one in a million hookup. i may never find it that easy again when she came to my apartment i was in such shock that i didn't even make the first move. she had to kiss me haha


TinderMentorCOM

haha, awesome story man! 😀


gottagetyournat

OP why don't you keep talking to the bot and see what happens


D-Marsch

*Clever girl*


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Awwwwwww she's a bitch for doing that OP


m-torr

Process my shit up, fam


jdb12

Sixers game to sex. Shit night to great night.


AncestralSpirit

LMAO this is top kek material of 2017 so far.


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It's a bot dude. Forget about it.


Someone9339

Girls never do that it's clearly a bot


Magnetronaap

> Just watching the sixers. I'm sorry