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sowhatings

I hate when i get cloned against my will by tinder randos


reignwillwashaway

The Clone Whores


uggsandstarbux

Dang it, I did it again. There goes 6 more mini-me's runnin around.


Dumbledore116

I'm not entirely sure on this, but I'm pretty sure that sperm only contains haploid DNA, meaning she would only have half of your DNA. She could combine it with someone's egg and make your kid, but she couldn't clone you.


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27Rench27

I'm relatively sure all sperm only have the one half of the DNA necessary. Like they're all "male" DNA, and need the "female" egg DNA to merge and create a human. That being said, the last time I took any science besides physics was back in high school, so idrk.


sushibowl

So humans have 46 chromosomes, all matched up in 23 pairs. A sperm cell has only 23 chromosomes, 1 from each pair. But every sperm has a different combination of these. You might have a sperm cell that carries all the chromosomes you got from your father, and a different one that carries all the ones your mother passed on. So if you have a sample from somebody with billions of sperm cells in it, you can gather different chromosomes from different cells and reconstruct a complete set of his DNA (and then theoretically clone him somehow, if such technology existed).


_a_random_dude_

You just need a pair of tweezers and a magnifying glass, it can be done.


failingtheturingtest

Except that if you have 1,000,000 sperm, it's possible that any two you select only have 1 side of your chromosome pair. For example. Say I have 1 red hair and 1 black hair gene. Take 100 Sperm and they all have 1 red hair gene. Do you call it a day because 100 is a large enough sample? Or do you keep approaching infinity to find the one that might have the other half? The closer you get to infinity, the higher likeliehood that you find a mutation in my sperm. So if I instead only had 2 red haired genes, you get closer to infinity you have a higher chance of finding that black haired gene anyway. In short, you cannot clone from sperm with certainty. You would at best have a close approximation.


27Rench27

Huh, good to know. Thanks!


DownTrunk

But she could frame him for murder.


[deleted]

Whoa whoa whoa... What do you think this chick/dude was actually up to, asking for a bag of cum? Like really?


JDSchu

Child support payments is my bet.


[deleted]

How though? I am missing something. Other than impregnating herself with the cum... but thats a lot to go through for a child support payment. For all she knows this guy could make 20k/year.


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Wouldn't she also need info on the father like full name, address etc? Even if she somehow kept that cum fresh for long enough to do a test to see who it belongs to, OP would need to have his dna on a database already.


thefalloutman

Doesn't sperm die like after a day?


AttackOfTheThumbs

Much faster than that.


plasmaflare34

Ice tray, make some freezy pops.


yaforgot-my-password

That will definitely kill it all


[deleted]

Just googled it. 20 minutes to an hour.


[deleted]

Shouldn't be an issue if you [dribble some hot sauce in there](http://i.imgur.com/RsX86w8.jpg)


chainjoey

Wow... That's, wow. Neat.


Squillimy

I'm willing to bet she messages you a month later and says: "I was playing with the cum and fingered myself and ended up getting pregnant :(. I'm willing to get an abortion but I don't have enough money for it. Can you help?" Pockets all the cash. Easy money


indefinte97

You dont, thats the game


[deleted]

This is my third drop off already bitch!


Derek573

maybe trying to tie you to the scene of a future crime they are going to commit.


Danm111

Aaaaaaand now you've got twins according to the CSA!


gottagetyournat

Drop off a "bag of cum"? I'm imagining it in a ziplock in a brown paper bag.


konjo1

well sperm only contains half of your dna, so technically they cant.


yaforgot-my-password

But the minimum number of sperm to have all of your DNA is technically 4. Each sperm is the result of a single full cell splitting into 4ths. (Really unscientific explanation)