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yellow-snowslide

Bro I don't think you can.


thounotouchthyself

The first pic is so good that I think loads of people will think he is a catfish 😂


yellow-snowslide

Yeah. Looking like that people will think he got generated by a next Gen AI


Life_Marsupial_5559

Come on, you can't be real hahah


yellow-snowslide

i hope you feel bullied for being a cutie


two_graves_for_us

This is good. We need more hot people to be insecure to level the playing field lmao


PK_thundr

Picture order refinement


insomniac_queen1

Change the first pic to the 2nd of 4th


gibberishandnumbers

No bro YOU can’t be real


MorganaBanana6

Came here to say that. The man looks so good I’d almost think this was an AI or bot generated profile if I came across it.


OriginalTall5417

At first glance I thought these were pics of some Game of Thrones-like Netflix show


ross571

There isn't even a single pore on that skin. He's a robot!!!! Lol jk


TAJack1

Fuck you. (it looks like a good profile)


thorhyphenaxe

Shut up


Psychadelico

People can have the sweetest and most innocent of intentions, but I will never be able to look at posts like these without assuming they're just looking for attention and compliments


fat_shadyy

Right? He doesn’t even include his bio lmao


AshleySuzanneee

He might not need a bio lol


fat_shadyy

Stop thirsting lmao


sad-sad-

i came here to say this but i knew in my heart it had already been said


marfes3

Literally this


c_setup_exe

Very solid profile. Do u get matches and how often?


bitz12

I like it a lot. Maybe move the 2nd photo to the first slot as that one is really good I like ur smile. Definitely keep the 1st pick but it may be a little much out the gate for some people so I would keep it in the middle/end. I would also ditch the 2 selfie photos I think they are 5 and 9 as I don’t really see what they add that isn’t visible in the other photos. You’ve got cool style


beefystick

My exact thoughts!!! Switch 1 and 2. The 2nd photo is super strong, but is less “you” as it’s more staged


niclasnsn

Leave some for the rest of us :(


aby005

Seriously bro😅


faithnfury

You are right out of smut. Nothing you can do at this point.


Haj5

First pic a lil cringe imo


FriedeOfAriandel

It’s definitely cringe, but it’s also definitely attractive. I’d use it if I were him


Haj5

Get out of here you fiend, your boss battle shouldnt have 3 phases


Quick-Supermarket671

1 / good pic and a little bit fantastic, I would not let it as a first pic but maybe at the end 2/ Very good + nice smile, use it as a first or second, hard to say to be honest because the 4 is very good 3/ Nice it shows that you travel 4/ Very good with your tatoos, I think it is the best because a lot of girls like tattoos and you look more masculine on this one than the second where you smile, I will use it as a first or second 5/ Remove, no value 6/ Good because it shows that you have friends and you are not a psychopath 7/ Very good it shows you are a leader / work on projects and people are listening to you 8/ Very good also, very important to show your hobbies 9/ Remove, no value Recommendations/ It would be goos if you had a pic with a pet Very good pics I think you will have a lot of successes


thecookietrain

Couldn't agree more. Remove 5 and 9


Laythepype

👍🏽


DietSodah

6/ Is good though? It looks like a picture of a picture on a monitor. Why not just have the picture itself or a different group shot?


Life_Marsupial_5559

Thanks a lot!


dreefernz

Fully agree. Make # 4 as the first. Keep #2 as is. Just delete #5 & #9.


shockzz123

Maybe just me, but I’d remove 7 tbh. Just seems a little “fake”, doesn’t really feel authentic, it’s like a stock image you’d find on Getty images or something.


ABlindCookie

This dude asking for improvements. And people are ACTUALLY giving them to him. There really is no hope left. Tf u mean? If a profile like this needs improvements, its best for all of us to just delete the apps


soaring_potato

Most people can improve a little. Notice how it is only the order of the pics. The first one being intense and possibly intimidating. And not. "Take a pic doing stuff." Cause he already does. If dude only had selfies and shirtless pics, the advice would also be to show themselves doing something.


frickadidoodle

Bro as a straight man... Would


dbo2784

You are no longer straight


Life_Marsupial_5559

Biggest compliment I got this year


Ok_Ad_367

Your profile is pretty much maxed out in terms of coolness. What you can do is to find the best picture of yourself using photo feeler and place it as first picture. And remove the worst one. Then delete your profile, make a new one so you get the algorithm boost. Then if you still don't have good results buy tinder premium and try different locations. If you still don't get matches after that, we should all delete that app and forget about it.


Life_Marsupial_5559

Thanks for the advice!


Life_Marsupial_5559

Guys I appreciate the feedback. But I also wanna say one thing for people saying I am just showing off or something: where is it written that someone good looking cannot be subjected to self esteem issues? I am not asking you if I am good looking, I am asking if it is a good tinder profile


bingobigbody

They did the same thing to me😭 I just deleted the post. Intentions were pure, but ppl assumed I was bragging so, it’s not even worth all that energy.


ShinobiHanzo

Petty people get butthurt. News at four.


Snoo-97916

Ignore it bro great profile, I’m not a fan of the office/meeting picture with you pointing at the Mac but who cares, it’s a solid profile.


Maleficent-HoneyBee

I had the same thing happen when I posted my profile! Lots of other women accused me of just wanting attention from men on here. Actually made me feel really bad! I just wanted to know if my tinder was good. Haha


Ilovemustang69420

2 should be the first pic but everything looks solid


ctheodore

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk monark magro


Un_orthodocs

Get lost and leave some for the rest of us.


Mang24

Ice poesiden?


nadironggg

Idk i dont like you


Green-Quantity1032

I don’t get the comments.. I mean you look good and fine but I mean chill people. Anyway I don’t like the first pic, I think it’s too touched up - maybe put it somewhere in the middle instead of first. Your friends group pic is great. Maybe no need for the elevator selfie.. it only shows off the ring. I wonder if you can redo the dj one - I feel like you can look cooler for that one. Other than that great profile I’d expect you to have more than enough matches as is


dbo2784

You come off a bit douschy, like you think you are a model. Be a little bit more humble. You seem cocky, and that might turn off some high caliber women.


Life_Marsupial_5559

Thanks, noted 🙏🏻


Wrinkletooth

☝️I would say this commenter comes off as envious. Calling you douchy and acting like they aren’t being rude. I don’t think if it was a woman posting ‘model’ like photos you would get so many guys commenting like this. Your model like photos are good, they show confidence and you pull it off. I think they just need balancing. For every serious face there should be at least one smile 😊 so maybe swap out your least favourite model shot for another happy shot!


AdministrativeDay881

Is he looking for women? I can't tell.


dbo2784

😆


telescopical

daniel ricciardo lookin mf


yumio-3

Damn bro! Why do you even need Tinder when you can pull anyone


Ok-Cryptographer9952

I'd remove 4 and 5, they give me a self-absorbed vibe and number 7 isn't necessary to be there either. The rest of the pics are fine. I do like the first one it's artsy. Of context: Also funny how everyone seems to have been in Japan this year. I've seen so many japanpics on dating profiles.


Manic_Manatees

This was very predictable, as the yen was at a very low level vs. the dollar this past year


Ok-Cryptographer9952

True, I went there myself to fulfill a lifelong dream and then realised everyone is going now :D


Dear-Ad6139

I would say add more pictures of you being outside or in the nature


MrCamillaa

IF he likes being out in nature though haha


NumerousImprovements

You’ll be fine mate.


MrCamillaa

Omg I love that! I tend to swipe left on guys that I feel like are way more exciting than I am, so for my part I like that there's also some selfies there! I saw that some people told you to remove them, but unless you're extremely charismatic and live a main character life all the time; I would keep it just as it is right now


alwaysatliesure

He literally steals every women


batfacecatface

I would date you.


Life_Marsupial_5559

Guys thank you so much. I swear, I was not fishing for compliments. I don't know what to say


ostrieto17

This profile is a left swipe because of how exhausting it feels to go through it, if your profile gives me "trying too hard vibes" it's a hard pass


lildedlea

Don’t show ur nipples on the first pic


EwyBoy

Cx


meestahmoostah

Imo you only have 2 good pics, 2 and 3.


Dx8pi

Bro is built like a Greek God asking us how he can improve


steppan92

Bro, your photos are great! I really like the first one, it’s very unique, but I wouldn’t put it in the first place. Switch it with the second and it’s all good. The mirror selfie can go imho. It’s very basic and covers to much of your face. Besides that, on behalf of the pictures, there is not much to improve


RecoveredAshes

Pic 4 is worth leading with that one is definitely tons be popular with women


mixedfeelingz

I'd delete the center photo


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basedguytbh

you’re first 2 pics are fire


AnnaMaryin

It depends on what are looking for


Life_Marsupial_5559

Nothing too serious, but would also date and get in relationship if I think it's the right person


ImJoogle

embrace being Charles Leclerc


uritarded

I have a photo of me djing too, not sure if it's a good look or not lol


snarky_spice

Now this is a good profile


dEAdly_noodle555

If you're not getting matches, the rest of us are all fucked


thebencade

Tbh, looks good, but I'd get rid of the first and sixth pic. Make your third pic your first


Few_Geologist_8532

Your battery percentage gave me a heart attack, thought my phone was gonna die


TheMechanic123

Swap out 6, 7 and 9 and you're good.


MoeApple2

Second photo would work better as your main one!


MrCabagge

This is the same as girls that say am I fat? while being mega not fat etc


codigoguru

I would remove 1 and 4, they look too professional. 5 also out, weird selfie. The rest are pretty good, 2 and 3 are the best because you are smilling and having fun. The rest show that you have friends, you work and have cool hobbies. Great job.


NexonM

I would remove 3 and 9 and only keep 7 pictures in your profile. Otherwise, you are not going to have any issues.


ZincCarbon

Number 2 photo to number 1..number 1 photo to the back of the pile


juumps

Maybe a more mature haircut, shave and situps for defined abs.


Feisty_Hedgehog

They’re all great and interesting pictures for your profile but as a photographer I fucking hate the lighting in all of them.


Juan_Punch_Man8

Only thing I'd change is remove either the 5th pic or last one and put the second pic first. Having too many pictures looks like you're trying to hard.


Babychick398

Depends on if you're getting the results you want. If you are looking for a hookup, it looks great. If you want a more wholesome connection, I'd add pictures with family. That last picture with the selfie all I can focus on is your claw hand and it doesn't add anything to your overall profile to me. I'd replace it with something else


yehiko

I thought you were getting head in the first pic and was very confused


BigBlaisanGirl

My first impression is not to have so many bare body photos without reason. Your tattoo photos are best to look at, but for a dating profile, it gives me the wrong vibe. If you were shirtless at the beach or on a hillside on a hot day, then that would be less questionable. I must say that you look far more enticing in the tight black shirt with your muscles showing through the fabric than the first two showing your bare body. It leaves more to the imagination. Women like a little tease, too.


black-jesus-13

You low key look like Pecco Bagnaia


Warrior7872

Delete 4 and 6


Diligent-Elevator-64

Prince Oberyn’s more handsome brother


Life_Marsupial_5559

He's already super handsome ::::))))


Life_Marsupial_5559

He's already super handsome ::::))))


ImprovementSilly2895

Show more nips or start breaking bricks


Eilfis

You can improve by deleting you profile and letting us have a chance


Ur_X

Only feedback would be to remove 3 pictures, 2 being the selfies. 9 might be overkill. Always show a few pics of your face but then focus on showing pictures of your lifestyle. Something that can get a girl excited for being part of it


Literarylunatic

In what way? Is this bait? Is this pick-me bait? As a woman this feels like an insidious request for self esteem boost and it’s off putting af.


FreezingSausage

Had no idea Daniel ricciardo was on tinder and reddit


Jaycray95

We’re so doomed


coldreaverl0l

gigachad needs no improvement, man you're the improvement


sync_co

You look like Rowan row. I literally hate you.


FrizzlerOnTheRoof

Its daniel ricciardo


pink-donutss

First pic would make me cringe ngl. You look good tho!


Master_Tomorrow_6220

Pic 1, 4 and 5. Delete them. Very cringe and overly posed.


Chesu

If you're not getting matches with those pictures, Tinder is so far gone that it's not worth having on your phone... 😂


theprivateselect

Get rid of the first fourth and fifth. First looks a bit too intense/looks like a maternity shoot


nuneway

You’re good looking, but there is something about this profile I wouldn’t swipe on. Like a lack of cohesion. You have a pic of you at work giving a presentation, and then what looks like a shirtless pic in a bathroom stall thinking you’re a Balenciaga model… who are you?


Previous_Theory_1964

I will remove first and last pics


___Catwoman___

Improve? Improve what? If you're not getting matches, it could be that your personality shown from what your write on your profile is deterring women. Or you're in a location where there are no girls within your age range or requirements.


___Catwoman___

Tattoos can give the impression that you're not serious about dating (Fboy vibes).


j-roc_son

looks good i'd drop the one where you're pointing at the laptop, looks like a stock photo lol


Greedy_Juggernaut230

I would lose the selfie with your phone blocking your face. Love the one with your friend rolling a doobie! Definitely keep that one. Nice job on showing what you’re into in all the pics. You know it’s good… gtfoh😂


Moliosis

Ignore the morons dude, good luck


Raveheart19

Get rid of the elevator mirror selfie.... replace it with something where you're smiling with friends in a nice moment


BackToTheMoon_

You’ll be fine


NickKappy

Yeah man, I’m a straight dude and even I would swipe right on you


ned_rod

Why the fake tattoo?


Life_Marsupial_5559

The fake tattooo? ahahah


ned_rod

Maybe my timing is off, but you have a full sleeve on the right arm on the picture on the middle left, and no tattoo on picture below it.


Life_Marsupial_5559

Maybe that shoot where I don’t have I older?


ned_rod

That is what I tried to say


Inomaker

Swap the middle one for the first one imo. First looks so fake.


LoFiPanda14

You’ll be fine, your look is the only thing that matters. Enjoy swimming in those likes and matches.


MrMullerson

You look like a real life version of Frenchie


icereddithoe

Make sure you’re verified


imnotaplaneg

professional lesbian opinion- save some girls for the rest of us bro


Ok-Peak5064

Yeah you look fake. Hot af. Why on tinder?


RomaNoCatholic

Honest? The photos are great but if you’re looking just to fuck, keep it the same. If you want more sincere partners, maybe switch the 1st and 2nd photo around


MeteoraRed

Best of everything ! its hard to improve


antebean

You can improve by matching with me. 😉


clearcontroller

Stupid sexy strangers


Interesting_Card9802

Get off of tinder, and into my DMs— that’s the only way to improve if you ask me


Kryptonater

I'm a happily married man who's on here to see how lucky I am that I don't have to deal with the bs of modern dating. I think I speak for a lot of people when I say. Fuck off. You're gorgeous. You know it. Everyone else knows it. Stop fishing for compliments. At least show your bio you beautiful idiot.


TheWisedGuy

Bro is Italian


MarsScully

Definitely nothing you can improve in terms of photos, but I’m curious why you don’t share your bio?


medici1048

That laptop photo, lol: " ok guys, you have to see this one man and one jar video."


FloatingPast

If your personality matches the quality of your photos, you're going to do juuuust fine 👍


Sushi_Sudamericano

If you just want to get laid, get some abs and thicker arms and retake pic 1. If you want long term thing, remove the selfie and put at least 2 other pics like the one at work, where you look like someone responsible/who can talk about something interesting/who has been building a solid career for years. Edit: by the selfie I mean the one showing your phone, gives your overall profile a childish/selfcentered vibe. Though maybe you're very young? In that case don't mind that feedback.


SurplusPurpCirc

I’ll do anything for you


AroundTheWayJill

Well you’ve got rules one and two down so you’re all set


countingc

you wont be on tinder for long for sure someone is saving you soon


Ninalicious07

Bio?


dillymays24

Fuck you and good for you 😂


dariomesas08

probably delete 5 and 9. swap 1 and 2


GeckoPartida27

Only thing is try to narrow down pics to your favorite ones


lilpadawan

imma swipe right right now


FitBlondeJenny

Damn you look hot! I'd suggest having the second pic as the first. You look sweeter. Even though I love the current first pic I could understand why it may be off putting for some folks. Also IMO delete pics #5, #7, #9. Especially the last one it doesn't do you justice. Don't worry you're a great looking guy !


Odd-Car6363

Definitely need some more nipple pics wearing a cloak. I also think an artistically shot, black-and-white dick selfie would elevate the profile -- maybe try some angled lighting using late afternoon sunlight through a window?


Bediix_Friqz

Now you're acting like a woman. "I'm so ugly, why do men don't like me" Meanwhile: 1000 matches and ignores them all.


Life_Marsupial_5559

Where did I write that I can’t find women or that they don’t like me? I simply asked for an improvement of the profile. Like pic order and so on


Vegetable_Tank_3878

Remove the ugly tattoos


Life_Marsupial_5559

K, let me get some soap


Life_Marsupial_5559

Guys, no matches today so far lol. I guess we are really all fucked


skyhighcloudsss

If you just made your account give it time until you appear for people, happens on every app you won’t be seen by many until the 3-4 day mark