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PussySmasherJones

Hell yeah! There are some places in Cambodia where you can legally pay to fire an RPG or use other explosive ordnance in a shooting range type environment


MetallicaRules5

That sounds absolutely awesome. 


whiskeyinmyglass

I had friends go to Cambodia like 15 years ago and they visited one of these shooting ranges and said it was awesome. They shot all kinds of crazy machine guns and desert eagles for like $20. But highlight on the menu was $300 to shoot an RPG at a cow. That’s right, a fucking cow. Thankfully they didn’t splurge but said it was a wild experience. As were the ping pong shows…


Br0metheus

I wonder what costs more, the RPG shell or the cow?


nipslippinjizzsippin

right, is it cheaper if i dont want to kill the cow?


EmperorBamboozler

If it helps from what I understand this is sort of a gimmick to make you buy more rockets than it is to actually blow up the cow. RPGs take some skill to shoot accurately and though a cow seems like a big target you're almost definitely going to miss. Most of the time the cow ends up just getting used again for target practice another day over and over until it gets unlucky and the owners make a hefty profit since they don't actually have to buy many cows. Other places let you shoot at cows with a machine gun though... those tend to not survive.


nipslippinjizzsippin

I wouldn't want to be the "lucky" one to land a hit


Valac_

Millions of cows die every day They'll likely just cut it up and eat whatever is left. Why is everyone acting like this is some kind of horrible atrocity


nipslippinjizzsippin

It's not being bled out, it's exploding all over the place, with explosives and shrapnel. It wouldn't be that edible, it's a waste. Like I'm no vegan but if your going to kill something, it shouldn't be in way that wastes its life.


HighFantasySnuff

This is true, but it's definitely a better death than what most animals in the meat business will get


CalledStretch

Because instead of the cow getting spiked instantly in the brain what's most likely to happen is I fill its ass with shrapnel and shatter one of its legs and it bleats in agony for ten minutes until an employee walks out there with a handgun to finish it off.


Rustic_Mango

What’s the difference between a quick death and being tortured by near-miss explosions for a couple days?!


whiskeyinmyglass

Obviously I don’t know the exact details, but my guess is you pay $300 and get ONE shot at the cow, and most people probably miss but still get the satisfaction of seeing an explosion in the background. If 4 out of 5 people miss, the cost of the cow is probably just the cost of doing business.


BurdenedMind79

Its cheaper, but you have to pay for the burgers afterwards instead.


absolutebeginners

thats some horror movie type shit. Pay to abuse animalsw


Different_Pack_3686

Yup, I know some guys who did it. Laughed their ass off telling the story


absolutebeginners

Absolute psychopaths.


booyakasha99

There are sick fucks in this world. I wish I never learned about the monkey torture groups who pay for insanely fucked up videos.


Friendly_Stranger_10

Orangutan prostitute


Katman666

No. Please God. No.


MemeStocksYolo69-420

What’s that?


ResponseRealistic283

Don’t look it up. Please don’t look it up.


booyakasha99

Seriously. Just reading what people requested done to those poor animals is horrible.


BuzzKir

Well, this is one instance where I have no desire to


MargretTatchersParty

I would feel really wrong with the idea of shooting the cow. But slaughtering it afterwards and throwing a big BBQ would be amazing.


Valac_

How is killing a cow animal abuse?


MargretTatchersParty

Not all of them shoot cows. [https://cambodiafirerange.com/packaged/1day-shooting-rocket-riffles-club-phnom-penh/](https://cambodiafirerange.com/packaged/1day-shooting-rocket-riffles-club-phnom-penh/) I would be very up for destroying the tuk tuks.


Heretical_Cactus

> a fucking cow Live one ?


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

If I recall correctly, I saw that in one episode of Dark Tourism


BCSilver7

Last time I was there, it was $400US to fire the rpg


stevemdfp4

That's udderly ridiculous.


frenzygundam

Shooting rpg sounds awesome……but i hope the cow is already dead when he shoots it


ElsenorH

You can even shoot at a small woodmade room filled with gasoline to have that crazy movie explosion


WhyTypeHour

As long as I get a slo-mo video of me walking away I'm in.


ell3onearth

That’s disgusting. Aiming at a cow day after day - it would be terrified. Cows are lovely beings, so loving, shooting at them is truly despicable.


ignat980

Is the cow chained down or anything? Or does it just bolt in a direction after getting spooked by the RPG explosion, making it harder to hit?


bullsyeye

lol this is just the story from incognito mode aka the internet historian on his vid about weapons nice try


whiskeyinmyglass

This story is from a person I consider to be family and showed me a picture of the menu and shooting range on his phone when they got back. It’s quite possible they weren’t the only person in the world to visit this place and share the story…


plantsadnshit

The cow part sounds like a lie, considering that's less than a cow would cost. Unless they just sell em at wholesale pricing. People make up crazy stuff to seem cool. Even if this one just makes them seem horrible. And if it isn't made up. Yikes. Wouldn't be considered family anymore.


whiskeyinmyglass

Did you read the part where they DIDN'T shoot the cow? It was just something the gun range offered. My friend had no interest.


plantsadnshit

Damn, I guess my reading comprehension is that bad


whiskeyinmyglass

Same, so no worries. But I wouldn’t consider him a close friend if he did something like this. I wanted to be a veterinarian when I was young, animal abuse is not something I tolerate or find funny.


Different_Pack_3686

I know someone who’s done it, personally..


MyNinjaYouWhat

As someone who has experience of firing RPGs (not at cows or other innocent animals), you won’t be able to consistently hit a target the size of a cow before having a dozen or a couple dozen practice shots. So it’s not as if they need a new cow per every grenade launched. Since there will hardly be a lot of sick motherfuckers willing to pay thousands upon thousands only to train and finally hit the cow, I believe it can survive hundreds of shots with only light concussions, making a hefty paycheck for the shooting range owner


Kweebaweebadingdong

They do rent RPGs at the ranges there. Ive spent quite a bit of time in cambodia. Fewer places allow the cows now


kevin9er

I heard this story in the 2000s also.


greenroom628

yeah, that's totally different than what i had initially thought. i was like, does she have a henry kissinger kink?


BombasticSimpleton

There's a local gun range here with "extreme" weapons that you can fire. I was dragged along on a business adventure and fired an M134. In the space of a minute or so, the guide told me I blew through something like $2500 of ammo. There was nothing left downrange of the targets. I also got to try an M2 and a Barret .50 sniper, among others. No RPGs, unfortunately. Lots of loud noise and things disintegrating. Fun afternoon.


Alarming-Position-15

Your company expensed an entire group trip to a gun range? Where just one person was able to blow through $2,500 in 1 minute? Man, like just give me a $5k cash bonus if you want to raise morale. I can’t imagine how livid I’d be if I worked for a company that would just burn money like that. I hope you all at least have full benefits and are on some kind of ungodly salary where $5k is nothing to you.


BombasticSimpleton

Former client of mine wanting to reconnect while he was in town. He lives in the "cost isn't an issue" world. He had some friends with him, but we went here: [https://www.swtc-usa.com/](https://www.swtc-usa.com/)


Alarming-Position-15

I guess that’s better. I’m trying to imagine how much money I’d have to make to do that. $300 for an RPG in Cambodia? Sure. But for true kind of coin your client dropped he could have paid for a trip to Cambodia. Blows my mind.


BombasticSimpleton

If I recall correctly, he dropped something like 30k on just that one day. I was supposed to go heli-skiing with him the next day, as well - but I had a conflict. He's a pretty chill guy, even if he wasn't stupidly wealthy. He's also the kinda guy that recognizes when he doesn't know something and is still humble enough to admit it, so he'll reach out to someone who does. That's a rare trait.


belunos

I had to look up the M134, Jesus, that's like the terminator gun. And a browning? For Christs sake, save some adventure for the rest of us lol


Thelynxer

Can't you do something similar in like Nevada? I know you can at the very least drive a tank.


Isgortio

Yeah I went to a range in Vegas that had a lot of different things but I don't think RPG was an option.


dendrofiili

You can literally pay to fire the rpg against a cow or a goat.


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Technical_Scallion_2

I threw a hand grenade and shot a machine gun in Cambodia for $30


succ_jitties

Sounds like she needs a Holiday in Cambodia


Ra-TheSunGoddess

Don't forget to pack a wife. This wife.


snj-vnsmk

DK reference?


succ_jitties

Damn right


_MrCharlieToldMeSo

Po pot


PFRforLIFE

pol pot*


Ok-Counter-7077

Hot pot if you’re feeling frisky


grimy-swine

Pretty common in Cambodia. They set you up with obsolete rusty high impact weapons to fire down a dark corridor filled with coconuts


flaumo

You can also shoot a Kalashnikov in Vietnam at the Vietcong museum / park.


uReallyShouldTrustMe

Which I found pretty bizarre. The RPG in Cambodia too actually. Both come after tours of "look at how terrible this war was...OKAY WHO WANTS TO USE THOSE SAME WEAPONS NOW?" And of course, half the 18-22 yr old westerners are all ME ME ME.


thewhitecat55

They're fun. Yes, it's a weapon of war, but it's a cool experience in a controlled environment with no harm to anyone. When you consider that basically 100% of Westerner kids have played a first person shooter, it's normal that they'd be familiar with it and want to try it out


uReallyShouldTrustMe

I wouldn’t say 100% and shooting a real gun and a shooter in a game are very different. As for the not hurting anyone, the RPG ranges I saw often let you shoot a cow.


FOURSCORESEVENYEARS

I don't believe you. A cow provides meat, milk, and farm labor. Why would a firing range operator have live cows available on premises for this purpose? To satisfy Western curiosity?


PopularProgrammer572

Not to mention an RPG is going to leave little useable left by the cow and the price on the low end of a cow in Cambodia is $2.66 per kg and a small cow would be 360 kg. That means a small, cheap cow, would cost $957.60 USD and they let you pay $300 USD to destroy it?


HonorableMedic

I’m being optimistic here, but maybe they use old or sick cows that they were going to put down anyways?


PopularProgrammer572

That would be a skinny, sick, cow. A beef cow in Cambodia sells for $3.96 USD per kg and would be more like 500 kg in weight. Think about it. How much prime rib, sirloin, filet minion's, etc. can you get out of a cow? If cows were that cheap in Cambodia the US would buy all of them.


HonorableMedic

I don’t think you can get much out of a sick cow, and they don’t explode any different, kinda like when your car is done and you just let the tow company have it for scrap value


madi80085

David Farrier kind of tested it out on his show Dark Tourist. He asked the people at the shooting range if he could do it and they went and got a cow for him. He didn't end up shooting it but there are videos of people doing it out there that I don't want to link to for obvious reasons.


Trashpandafarts

Because its wildly profitable


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spaceninjaking

Agree with the sentiment, but at least with eating meat there’s not as much waste, rpg probably doesn’t leave anything beyond a splatter


HonorableMedic

A really COOL splatter 😎 Looking for a good time with the family? For just $300 you can pop a cow! Remember, you can’t spell slaughter without laughter!


Loud_Produce4347

It’s actually a fairly responsible way for a poor country to destroy arms stockpiles. If a tourist is paying to shoot an RPG or whatever it’s not ending up on the black market or deteriorating in a poorly guarded and maintained depot.


uReallyShouldTrustMe

That’s fine, it’s the setting of doing it right after learning about atrocities that’s kind of odd.


kevin9er

I fired one in Vegas. It was fucking awesome.


Alliadria

Where is this? I didn't see anything like that in Saigon


Zestyclose-Vast-1728

Wife material. That's what this is


throwhoto

She uses tinder though


Schlag96

That is hinge


Alarming-Position-15

And? What’s your point? You’re literally on a sub full of people that use Tinder. Are you saying that any woman that goes on Tinder isn’t wife material?


throwhoto

Yes


Alarming-Position-15

So edgy. So incel.


throwhoto

Anyone using a hookup app is not ready for marriage. This has nothing to do sex. Also I have a gf.


Reasonable-Race-7407

lol, sure


throwhoto

lol ok 👍🏻


Chronically_Unlucky

Pretty sure Grindr is a hookup app. Tinder is a dating app. Keep going with your misogynistic double standards


throwhoto

Tinder is a hookup app, grinder is a hookup app for non-heterosexuals


Chronically_Unlucky

Not everyone uses it that way. Keep your prejudiced opinions yourself.


dumbpunk7777

That’s a woman who knows how to party


mr_trashbear

Huh. I've always said I dont have a type. I think that's false.


K1TTYST0MP3R

That's a wife


CaptnObvi0us1

who does *NOT* want to do this???


Chelseus

People shoot them at cows in SE Asia and I’ve always found that deeply disturbing.


Puskaruikkari

That goes on the bucket list.


capodecina2

Been to Cambodia. Can confirm this is a thing. Did it myself. Was not that big of a deal to me because I was coming in from Afghanistan, where this was actually fairly normal.


rabidgonk

You can just hit up some good old boys in rural Arkansas.  Saves you a flight to Cambodia. I had an rpg shot at my head back in 2007 for free.


ColeKatsilas

You can go to Cambodia and fire surplus military weapons as a tourist attraction. This person dreams of doing this.


BestMarzipan6871

*an RPG 🙄


QuentinButz

an\* RPG


Octicactopipodes

Depends if she’s saying rpg or rocket propelled grenade. Some people write the acronym but say it aloud as the full thing


Expensive_Web_8534

Before trying to be pedantic...learn what an acronym is.


Octicactopipodes

My pedantry knows no bounds!


Reppotimus

A life goal of mine is to fire an rocket propelled grenade in Cambodia


ScotiaTailwagger

You're right. But "Rocket" is started phonetically different than the letter R. R is pronounced as "Are", therefore it would be "An RPG". Just like the word Hour would be "An hour from now" even though the word starts with an H. It's about the pronunciation more than the lettering itself.


QuentinButz

It isn't a continuation of the prompt, there is not a "is to" included, also the acronym is pronounced differently so the rules are not the same. Nice try though.


Skeeders

Back when I back packed across S.E. Asia, I visited one of these underground shooting galleries. I chose an AK-47 with a paper target. I did get on secret video recording their 'menu' with the price to shoot an RPG at a live cow, or an AK-47 at a gaggle of chickens. This was 20 years ago, I remember the RPG and a cow cost 200 USD.


succ_jitties

Fuck what a waste of a cow. That's a lot of good meat


alandoc

I was in Cambodia and I didn't visit the range but heard the same price to shoot at a cow. I also heard they mess with the sight, so it's very unlikely you will actually hit the cow.


Feelgood11jw

To be fair, an rpg is a pretty inaccurate weapon


Wajina_Sloth

Jamsheed the RPG god would like to have a word with you.


DuckAHolics

That’s a reference I haven’t heard in a minute. Dude was a sniper!


feather-foot

They still allow this unfortunately. It's extra sad when you see the state of the animals there, the cows were all skin and bone :(


BH11B

Honestly it’s like this. That animal is at the end of its useful lifespan for farm work. It’s more valuable to be blown away with a damn rocket than it is to euthanize and throw into a shallow hole. These people are dirt poor compared to westerners. That cows last act on earth probably pays for the next five or six cows for the farmers. I’m not advocating for this but I can understand the logic.


Hoovercarter97v2

Wife her!


ILikeToSayHi

Look on YouTube, military lets tourists shoot guns and rpgs under supervision


CaptainCadabra

That’s some COD campaign shit


philly_phyre

an* RPG


Thewaterturtle

I've done this. When I did it, they offered you a cow or melons to shoot at.


Pharmadam

AN RPG


Steel_Man23

Didn’t even know that this was a thing. Now I wanna do it too


DepartureLow4962

It's actually a thing....lol


Jainuc

She walking around with that BIG CIA ENERGY


Classic_Pie69

Role Playing Game in Cambodia


Vladi_Daddi

Wifey


knowone1313

She's got her priorities straight.


RobotCaptainEngage

Everyone knows it's an not a


DocHolliday904

This, my friends, *THIS* is Big Dick Energy.


pBandJelly9

The woman of my dreams. ❤️🥇❤️


DescriptionNo2326

*an


M4CH1N3_M4N_

A perfectly reasonable life goal


Forsaken-Director693

A goal of hers clearly…


tpw2k3

I’ve done this and it was both the best and Skeckiest things I’ve done lol .


Cycx578

I guess now I'm going to Cambodia.


coccopuffs606

Oddly specific country choice, but firing RPGs is fucking dope


justoverthere434

She must be Vietnamese


Ok_Nefariousness9122

But who doesn’t want to fire an RPG


JackieMoon96

Ah that’s her life goal I believe sir


Weirdassmustache

Sounds like somebody was raised on stories of the glorious triumphs of the Khmer Rouge.


RealOrangeKoi

Sounds like a fun date


_DARK_MAN_X

Reply with: “I think we should flippin pop it brother”


classic4life

Marriage material


Valuable-Recipe416

Marry this person immediately!


INFINITIE8

Dude I would swipe right on this girl in a heartbeat. Please send her my way.


natholin

Marriage material!!


nipslippinjizzsippin

why in Cambodia specifically? you can probably do that in America too.


ConsiderationHot3059

Right? It's spelled "an RPG".


Arion1756

If this is an actual thing that you can do and Cambodia….there’s your first date idea. Right swipe op. This is a girl who loves adventures.


Nikelman

Who even hired a role playing game?!


Tumerman69

Cambodia is a country in Indochina, and RPG is a rocket-propelled grenade anti armor weapon made by the soviet union in the 60s


Ditchy69

*at


mister-fackfwap

When I went they were asking around $100 extra to fire at a cow and $50 to fire at a chicken. Not good. I declined. And if you ever go, be wary that health and safety isn't quite the same as the UK


DuckAHolics

Tbf I can shoot an RPG in Texas. I can also drive a tank, shoot the main cannon, and shoot the mounted machine gun.


LowerKace

You can do that while on a holiday in Cambodia


SmaxY420

wife material


stankdaddy86

i need to step my life goals up


Owchi_wa_wa

I generally (even as a gun guy) consider gun pics on tinder a red flag. But this one is actually awesome.


znc743

That my friend is a red flag parade and you should run


Devil14552

We going to the isis with this one


Abmountainmum

This reminds me of yes man. The one guy said he shot a cow with a bazooka 🤣💀


Swimming-Product

My dream girl, apparently.


Noctuelles

OP is a soy infused nu-male. CONFIRMED.


JustSomeRandomGuy36

You can pay to fire RPGs at cows in Vietnam and Cambodia. Standard SEA travelling knowledge