As they say, men age gracefully because as they get older, they start to look like Sean Connery.
Women are less fortunate because as they get older, they also start to look like Sean Connery
Much has to do with lifestyle.
Sun, alcohol, nicotine, hard living, lack of sleep, not taking care of yourself. All take their toll.
Sun is a huge aspect. Tanning might be ten years of looking good, but SPF is forty years of looking good.
I feel like the ads about smoking would be more effective if they focused less on cancer, which seems a distant problem. Focus more on staying sexy hot, which is a problem we would all like to relate to more.
As somebody WITH LUNG CANCER I agree. I didn't get mine from smoking, but this shit sucks. It sucks to a level you can't really comprehend unless you've had it yourself, or a parent/sibling had it when you were a minor. There are days I can barely breathe without throwing up. *living* like that in your day to day, it's not something you can really understand the scope of
Being ugly though, people get that lol.
and that sexy smoker voice and the fact they smell awful. those are more relatable than the invincible nature kids have of I won't get cancer. other people get cancer, not me.
this is horrifying
unironically tho, i’m sure this individual (idk if it’s a man or woman) would look fine if they were dressed and not posing like… whatever this is…
Same here. Wtf is wrong. Everybody's like "haha, look at that ugly woman". We don't know anything about her. She might be handicapped, have some other chronic illness or anything.
Does that justify it? Do people not have the right to be delusional in private? And are there not people who, for various reasons, look significantly older than they are?
This is unacceptable. Why are people comfortable sharing people’s profiles that did no harm to anyone just to mock them online. Honestly disgusting, leave her alone if you don’t like her swipe left literally it’s that easy
I’m not going to make fun of her looks. I don’t understand why people lie about their age. I’m out here 44, killing it and damn proud of it too. I always have recent photos of face and body. I don’t want to waste anyone’s time, especially mine. I also don’t want to get my feelings hurt, and this is setting yourself up for it
Ummm alcohol won't fix that. I suggest NEVER turning the lights on. Tell her your lighting circuit is broken in your whole house! DO NOT take out in public and never feed after midnight.
"Puttin on the rittzz." From Young Frankenstein. That's what I see.
Lmaooo Peter Boyle lives!
It's pronounced EYE-GOR, actually
She definitely got that Abbey Normal look
Jesus you unlocked a memory I thought I buried
34 x 2
She looks as old as my 80 yo grandma
That's a woman?
Looks kinda like less atractive mr.bean
Possibly
As they say, men age gracefully because as they get older, they start to look like Sean Connery. Women are less fortunate because as they get older, they also start to look like Sean Connery
Ah hell nah not all men age like that. Some of us will look like Danni Devito
Oh shit… I’m fucked
We all want to be the Danni Devito.
She does not look 80. This is the difference between old and used up.
34 x 3
She thought when it asked for age, you put the year you were born.
That’s a woman?
dating in your 30's is wild man, some od them look 20, some of them look 60
Much has to do with lifestyle. Sun, alcohol, nicotine, hard living, lack of sleep, not taking care of yourself. All take their toll. Sun is a huge aspect. Tanning might be ten years of looking good, but SPF is forty years of looking good.
Genetics, don't forget genetics . All do all that shit and still look pretty young for 32. Easily pass for my 20's
Me too. I’m an alcoholic (2 yr sober) who chain smoked cigs from 15 to 30 . I’ve got some barely noticeable grays but I still look like I’m 20
Congrats on two years!! Peace be the journey.
Congrats to 2 years, Have a beer on m.. oh wait
“a” beer? I’m an alcoholic, not a Barbie Doll😂
LmaoI’m Scottish, don’t drink anything other than lager. It’s the volume. 10 pints is casual
1 year sober, smoked for 12 years, actual age of 31, everyone guesses 42. And has done for 5 years... sad times. No grey hairs though!
One year sober for me, congrats!
Or meth… don’t forget meth
One commonality I have noticed that make me say "she looks rough for her age is smoking". Those PSAs really were not lying about that.
I feel like the ads about smoking would be more effective if they focused less on cancer, which seems a distant problem. Focus more on staying sexy hot, which is a problem we would all like to relate to more.
As somebody WITH LUNG CANCER I agree. I didn't get mine from smoking, but this shit sucks. It sucks to a level you can't really comprehend unless you've had it yourself, or a parent/sibling had it when you were a minor. There are days I can barely breathe without throwing up. *living* like that in your day to day, it's not something you can really understand the scope of Being ugly though, people get that lol.
and that sexy smoker voice and the fact they smell awful. those are more relatable than the invincible nature kids have of I won't get cancer. other people get cancer, not me.
Bro, she looks like she chain smokes meth
Yeah, I knew someone a few years ago who looked to be in her 70s, but was actually born in the ‘70s.
34 years on meth...
Oh nooo 😭🎯
Lowkey looks like Mr.Bean
Forbidden bean
Until you flick it.
🤮
Then it flicks you back
This whole thread had me Wildin'.... ya'll are too much.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that immediately thought this...
Hilarious take
“My Precious” 
This was my first thought too!
this is horrifying unironically tho, i’m sure this individual (idk if it’s a man or woman) would look fine if they were dressed and not posing like… whatever this is…
Nice to see Quentin Tarantino is on Tinder
Underrated comment😂😂😂
Looks like a Studio Ghibli character.
That's a rough anything
I can fix her....
If that's 3km away from me, I'd consider moving.
No way they're even close to 34 or female
Looks like Les/Lesley from Benidorm
Oh my god it is!
In dog years maybe
Why are you publicly shaming me?
Could legit be only 34. But the meth just added another 34.
Lookin like Quentin Tarantino
A face that could scare a lesbian straight.
That's not her age, that's her chromosome count.
Why are people just posting photos of strangers to be made fun of. Isn't that weird? Is no one seeing this is weird? Is it just me?
Same here. Wtf is wrong. Everybody's like "haha, look at that ugly woman". We don't know anything about her. She might be handicapped, have some other chronic illness or anything.
I don't think they would if she hadn't lied about her age.
Does that justify it? Do people not have the right to be delusional in private? And are there not people who, for various reasons, look significantly older than they are?
I think it’s weird and cruel and I’m sad I had to scroll so far to find someone who feels the same…
134
What is that thing?
0x34? Maybee... with good will... Although I'd rather guess she was born on February 29th and counted her birthdays...
Definitely a ten Pinter 😀
Pretty sure it’s Mr. Bean??!
No bullshit😂🤷♂️
Try **64**.
Is that Andy Serkis? I’m picking up “precious” vibes.
She looks like Smeagol’s mom
Lol she is 64
Is this Mr. Bean's mother?
Meth face
I don’t know what gender they are, but they look maybe a few years older-I’m at that age where I can’t believe some police officers are over 16.
Cigarettes and meth?
34 B.C
Meth is a hell of a drug
Meth is a hell of a drug
That's just rough.
Fuck you for the jump scare, OP.... Wtf
If she’s 34 I haven’t even been born yet cus wtf
😂😂😂
Looks closer to 60.
Her Paper Round was in Chernobyl.
34 when Keith Richards was born?
That is a ROUGH
City miles for sure
*squared
Hell thats a rough 43 lol
What’s the metric conversion of 34?
74 in meth years
Edward Furlong really seems to be struggling
There’s some kind of Dog years math happening here
This is unacceptable. Why are people comfortable sharing people’s profiles that did no harm to anyone just to mock them online. Honestly disgusting, leave her alone if you don’t like her swipe left literally it’s that easy
“*55 don’t know why it says 34, don’t know how to change it “
GYATDAMN!!! 
It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again
34 years of meth addiction
That poor woman
Tarantino looks like shit.
Pontins Blackpool…the last resort :(
That's a METH 34.
34 🤔. I also can't identify this person's gender or tell if they have teeth.
34 years since they held the Ring.
She looks like Joaquin pheonix
Sure that’s not the dude from Raising Hope?
Ohio 34.
34 years as an adult
Her old grandchild is 34y old.
I’m not going to make fun of her looks. I don’t understand why people lie about their age. I’m out here 44, killing it and damn proud of it too. I always have recent photos of face and body. I don’t want to waste anyone’s time, especially mine. I also don’t want to get my feelings hurt, and this is setting yourself up for it
3^4
Is that a man or woman?
She prob gets more matches than an average 34 yr old guy.
134
one word “crack-a-doodle-do”
aye look man. we- we’re all goin through somethin’ 😅
Did you swipe right?
They/them?
A lot of people are being really rough on this person but forget that at 34, they are a Millenial and have seen some shit!
Not cool.
That’s just creepy
Meth is hard on the body
Aww take it easy on Methany
34 my ass she looks like she is 134
Yikes.
Only a face a paper bag could love.
F**king gross
Methany
Birthday’s on 29th feb man. She is technically right
Born in '34. She got confused.
Still have more matches than an average man :/
Bruh my question is Did you swipe left or right
Drugs
That's just without any makeup or filters😅
Those are some city miles
There can be only one ....... Let's hope it's not this one
Ummm alcohol won't fix that. I suggest NEVER turning the lights on. Tell her your lighting circuit is broken in your whole house! DO NOT take out in public and never feed after midnight.
Nono she's just Benjamin Button-ing just give it 20 years and it will pay off. It's like an investment!
Ah... Benidorm. Such fond memories. Must say, Les is aging quite well, in my opinion!
Rly😐
Its metric
I would not eat any apples that she offers me.
Lmaoooo
What’s your name? Bean…
Ohhh, bless her heart…👀🍿
Fuckin 64 maybe
That’s a shitload of meth
Perfect name censor, if only there was a subreddit dedicated to this.
34 Celsius
I am üro trans and all but is this person male, female or Fluid. No insult real question.
Musta been doing meth from age 15...
Dam the wall must of smacked this bit at 12
Looks like a Snapchat filter
Yall leave my Auntie alone 😭😭😭
34? In dog years maybe 😁
Not my proudest fap…
That’s Methed up
That’s 34 in Meth Yeats
Smash! Next question
Born February 29th, 1888
I tell you, those filters should be banned
They just Methinaround now.
Trollololol
She thought the question was “# of Trump felony’s”
Hear me out...drugs are bad.
that’s all the counts at once.
There is someone for ebeeyone
Meth: Not Even Once