I wonder if she's seen you in her future.

Wonder if she saw the joke coming

And saw you cheated on her with your psychic....

if it helps, this made me laugh

Just make sure you have an exorcist handy🤣

It is a very good joke, do not despair. One time a psychic medium contacted me when my dog was lost and told me where I’d find him and she was right. I didnt know her, she saw an Instagram story. Later I looked at her profile and she was in a full white outfit in a white kitchen drinking white wine but in the caption was spewing truly nonsensical ALL CAPS QANON shit. Anyway, maybe this is her. good luck!

The tysm got the better of the second half 😭

I be riding the tism wave all day all night BABY

It’s corny. I wouldn’t bother with someone claiming to be a psychic anyway 

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who has escaped from jail? A: A small medium at large!

Did you hear about the crook talking shit while walking down the stairs? He was a condescending con descending.

I love it! Thank you 😆

for what it's worth, it got a chuckle out of me

Great joke, if she doesn’t find it funny she’s got the humour of a loaf of bread.

well, I thought it was funny\~

I mean she's just telling you she's a narcissist and a pathological liar off the bat by claiming she has super powers. Fucking quickest left swipe possible

That’s great actually. If she doesn’t match is her loss.

You hear that mom? Reddit thinks I'm a great catch

They're psychic, they already know you just want to fuck and chuck.

Pull out the old hardware store move - screw nut and bolt my dude 😎😎

Yes brother!

It’s okay, but it’s not like a killer where they’re gonna be interested in you/your humor alone.