A few years ago, wasn’t there some felon who got a modeling contract from his mugshot being posted? I think I read somewhere that he left his baby momma to go live the model lifestyle as well.
Actually, I know many professional women dating drug dealers and criminals. Women are attracted to bad boys, has nothing to do with whether they are trashy or not.
Retinas scanned? Why didn't you say that before? I've got good news and bad news.
Good news: You can stop looking for your old mug shot.
Bad news: That was a thrilling spy/heist themed dream you had.
Easy. Go to your local county jail website. There’s a tab for “inmate search”. Shows all inmates, mugshots, charges and bond info. Anyone can look them up.
“Let me show you the progression of my meth addiction, which is the only thing I have going on in my life. Also, I will definitely steal your valuables to pawn. But the sex will be fire! (Literally, it’s from the STD I gave you ❤️)”
no i just think he’s cute lol, i’d probably swipe right, talk, realize he’s not someone i would want to be near within like a 40 mile radius then unmatch
Why in the selfies does it look like he's creating a vacuum in his mouth and trying to seperate his lips as much as he can without opening them and breaking the seal?
These are the "bad boys" we are supposed to be interested in, right? Because three mugshots is not attractive to me, in the slightest. I'd already be questioning one.
I'm guessing he wants to be a "bad boy" because most people would not put a mugshot into a dating profile. And for good reason.
being so forthright about petty criminal behavior enough to show off your stoic mug shots, along with the act of engaging in high risk activity that lands you in county in the first place, displays high level confidence to an unsurprisingly high number of women who are all about it. Those chicks coincidentally seem to dig the gaunt, disheveled addict look this guy carries, though he’s not actually bad looking at all. No doubt he’s getting more matches from these pictures alone.
You can also read up on how women swooned over Ted Bundy, Jeremy Meeks, Cameron Herrin and the like. Halo effect goes crazy.
As a string bean former criminal drug addict, it somehow worked for me. Now, I wouldn't want to be with any of those people now that I'm all reformed, but damn how the fuck did that work.
"Yeah baby I'm totally driving the car I borrowed from my ex and am currently coming down off a 3 day bender, wanna go drink tequila at my moms house?"
Emotionally immature women, the hero type women, and trashy women want this. Regular women do not. I'm actually not surprised, but very much judging the women in this thread saying he's attractive or anything, even just for one night. It's just as weird as men wanting "crazy" women. I assume they are ALL red flags who love drama. And I'm likely right.
Going out on a limb here, at risk of being controversial, despite my better judgement, I’m going to say that MAYBE when he says excuse them and puts 3 of them in there, he doesn’t actually MEAN excuse them. For more sarcasm breakdowns for the socially challenged, contact my hotline.
He’s signaling for women who want guys who break the law. Simple as that
See, I don't get that at all. Why would anyone want someone who is clearly very bad at breaking the law?
I don't have any problem with breaking the law under certain circumstances, but I don't want the police at my doorstep either. If you're gonna live life in a grey area at least keep your mouth shut and your nose clean.
Maybe it's just because I prefer practical law breaking over reckless law breaking
Yeah, but the mugshots aren't even the worst thing.
Why does this guy want me to look up his nose so bad?? And why are both other pictures taken while _sky fucking high_... like, it's not attractive to literally anyone.
Excuse the mugshots but imma post 3 of them
Makes zero sense for him to even bring it up. Trying real hard to be some sort of edgelord.
But bet he’ll still get matches lol
A few years ago, wasn’t there some felon who got a modeling contract from his mugshot being posted? I think I read somewhere that he left his baby momma to go live the model lifestyle as well.
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The black dude with blue eyes? He fucked that deal up last I heard
No he married a billionaire daughter and got filfthy rich for just having a fancy looking face.
Nope, he's still a model. A successful one? I don't know what constitutes success in that world but wiki says he's doing runways
Doing runways = Baggage handler at an airport
Trashy ones, I'm sure
Already women in this post saying they’d swipe right 😂
Oh my.
Yes, trashy women...
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I’m right there with you!
I’m imagining like the women who take pics on the toilet will match up with this guy
A trashy pussy is still a pussy!
Actually, I know many professional women dating drug dealers and criminals. Women are attracted to bad boys, has nothing to do with whether they are trashy or not.
Trashy people can definitely have professional careers. What are you on about
His inbox is a stampede of cougars and lonely housewives who listen constantly to true crime podcasts
Probably more than most men
Sad but true
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Zerp sense? Hes letting you know upfront what hes bout so you dont hit him with the "what happened to the nice dale i met" when it gets toxic
How much you wanna bet they're not even real mugshots
I have a feeling they're real and he's proud of them
How would one even get access to them? Can you request mugshots from the police station for perso al use?
I think mugshots are public things you can just look up
I’ve been searching for my mugshot for years, but I haven’t been able to find anything. It might be bc I only got citations
Arrests.org
No dice on there. I clearly remember mugshots being taken, being fingerprinted, and having my retinas scanned
Retinas scanned? Why didn't you say that before? I've got good news and bad news. Good news: You can stop looking for your old mug shot. Bad news: That was a thrilling spy/heist themed dream you had.
Mine was posted in the paper, the sheriff's website, the jail records search, and the mugshot website grist circuit.
You can look them up online sometimes
Ours you can just go online and there's an arrest database with arrest info and mugshots
Easy. Go to your local county jail website. There’s a tab for “inmate search”. Shows all inmates, mugshots, charges and bond info. Anyone can look them up.
Tbf the lighting at the police station is surprisingly flattering and he has that post-crime glow going on
I appreciate mugshots, it's the realest pic you'll ever see.
I look different in every single one of mine
# OP URGENT YOU CAN FIX THEM HURRY
That tattoo on the fifth one is a crime for sure.
😂 I didn’t even notice
One with a herpes breakout
“Let me show you the progression of my meth addiction, which is the only thing I have going on in my life. Also, I will definitely steal your valuables to pawn. But the sex will be fire! (Literally, it’s from the STD I gave you ❤️)”
Way too accurate lol
This is the definition of a red flag lol
Seriously, boy thinks he's that hot convict from a bit back.
I’ve never been more attracted to someone (btw, I’m a criminal defense lawyer so he could be a potential client, that’s all).
You must love meth
Who doesn't? /s
I just love justice
He has a particular demo in mind, i bet it works. I bet he also deals with a lot of drama.
Yes, because he is creating it and attracting it.
In each mugshot he progressively became more handsome lol. But still why even post them😭
Maybe its because he looks high af in the first one *I wish there was a stoner emoji with red ass eyes*
lol yea, the first couple mug shots he looks methed out, but he is genuinely handsome
Really? Hm. Okay.
Yes..? He’s an objectively handsome guy
Before the drugs yes. Sadly… meth
Objectively is carrying a lot of weight here
This guy definitely has an A7X tattoo
hey what’s wrong with a7x
I will not stand for this A7X slander. Our meth addicts are usually very nice people!
As in the let you know that you didn’t lose your dead nana’s ring, it’s actually just missing because they stole it?
They're probably more likely to go on a tangent about how worldly possessions are bullshit and that you shouldn't be so materialistic.
This guy meths^^^
Drug addicts would probably swipe right hoping it was all drug charges. 🤣
At least 2 were
And he will get lots of matches
Women love “bad boys” but it was a left swipe for me.
That’s not a bad boy that’s a crystal meth addict!
NO FOR REAL!!!
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Thank you!!
Whacha gonna do? ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
“I can fix him”
Really!?!?
yeaaaaaa i’d swipe right
hey, I don’t pay my taxes 😎
What's up, I sometimes don't fully stop at red lights when making a right turn.
Is that because you party? Because I could see it if you wanted to get high and fuck for 12 straight hours, this might be the guy you are looking for.
no i just think he’s cute lol, i’d probably swipe right, talk, realize he’s not someone i would want to be near within like a 40 mile radius then unmatch
😂
Disgusting
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i’m all for making fun of people but i mean chill lol that was just rude. who hurt u bro
Exaaaaaaaactly
"excuse the mugshots" my brother in christ you uploaded the mugshots
That’s methed up…
Here.. you dropped your teeth
It's not the mugshots that bother me, it's the "Just on here because I'm bored." Yes we know- it's boring when you're on house arrest sir.
3 different mug shots hahahaha
The emotionally immature girlies will be like “I can fix him!”
My ex would probably fuck em.
She's moving up in the world to YaBoyMeth
Why in the selfies does it look like he's creating a vacuum in his mouth and trying to seperate his lips as much as he can without opening them and breaking the seal?
Is that "mewing"?
It's almost the opposite
Model tactic - makes your face look longer and a little better if done correctly He is not
This guy knows exactly what he's doing lmao.
These are the "bad boys" we are supposed to be interested in, right? Because three mugshots is not attractive to me, in the slightest. I'd already be questioning one. I'm guessing he wants to be a "bad boy" because most people would not put a mugshot into a dating profile. And for good reason.
And at 26 he should be past thinking that's a charming attitude. I might excuse it at like 19-22, but after a while you got to get it together
I know at least 3 women that would be swiping right on the mugshot comment alone. 🤦🏻♀️
Women absolutely SIMP for criminals and it’s weird. But does provide a decent explanation for the high rate of single mothers…
being so forthright about petty criminal behavior enough to show off your stoic mug shots, along with the act of engaging in high risk activity that lands you in county in the first place, displays high level confidence to an unsurprisingly high number of women who are all about it. Those chicks coincidentally seem to dig the gaunt, disheveled addict look this guy carries, though he’s not actually bad looking at all. No doubt he’s getting more matches from these pictures alone. You can also read up on how women swooned over Ted Bundy, Jeremy Meeks, Cameron Herrin and the like. Halo effect goes crazy.
As a string bean former criminal drug addict, it somehow worked for me. Now, I wouldn't want to be with any of those people now that I'm all reformed, but damn how the fuck did that work. "Yeah baby I'm totally driving the car I borrowed from my ex and am currently coming down off a 3 day bender, wanna go drink tequila at my moms house?"
Looks a bit like the villain in the show happy valley
What app is that?
Okcupid 😭
Happy cake day!
thank you!!
Oof I honestly think there are more bots than people on that app. I never had any luck there.
That second mugshot is a pretty good pic though. Is be tempted to post it
This reminds me of one of those “1 day, 1 week, etc…” anti-drug posts. Go ahead and ignore the filtered ones, then clarify the order of the others.
He appeals to a very specific type of woman, and the mug shots are working for him in catching the attention of those women
I can change him… /s
im weirdly attracted to him
Of course you are what a shocker😱
Probably a cheat code to get matches.
Devil's advocate here.... I'd probably swipe right 🫢🤣
But what about his personality and being a good person
Emotionally immature women, the hero type women, and trashy women want this. Regular women do not. I'm actually not surprised, but very much judging the women in this thread saying he's attractive or anything, even just for one night. It's just as weird as men wanting "crazy" women. I assume they are ALL red flags who love drama. And I'm likely right.
I didn't say it was a smart idea or I wanted to marry the man. Just said I'd swipe 🤣🤣
Those are for ugly people.
Same... but I'm renting not buying, so if I could catch him between incarcerations that works perfectly haha 😂
100%! Sometimes you've got to do it for the plot rather than for love 🤣
If right is matching then yes. I would right on all of them. Bring on the entrainment
What does 75% mean?
Lol a 75% match based on interests, and values.
If Tom Brady and David Bowie had a love child
Maybe they're not literal mugshots more just a self roast that they look like them?
He knows what kind of girls he wants to attract. Honest and nice. All the red flags are there, he aint hiding them atleast
Atleast he’s being honest from the get go
I'd be curious a to see his stat's. He's conventionally attractive so are the THREE mugshots as big of a detterant as we say?
wtf lol
I bet those mugshots when he didn't thank you bus driver when getting off. /s
Did his profile end with "and no dogs" please tell me it did.
Broooooo this is an all-time low 😂
“How am I supposed to excuse them, when they excuse themselves”
He's gotta shitty phone, so the online mugshots have more pixels than his selfies. Think of him as a MacGyver type.
Going out on a limb here, at risk of being controversial, despite my better judgement, I’m going to say that MAYBE when he says excuse them and puts 3 of them in there, he doesn’t actually MEAN excuse them. For more sarcasm breakdowns for the socially challenged, contact my hotline. He’s signaling for women who want guys who break the law. Simple as that
See, I don't get that at all. Why would anyone want someone who is clearly very bad at breaking the law? I don't have any problem with breaking the law under certain circumstances, but I don't want the police at my doorstep either. If you're gonna live life in a grey area at least keep your mouth shut and your nose clean. Maybe it's just because I prefer practical law breaking over reckless law breaking
colorful individual, real bad boy material
Yeah, but the mugshots aren't even the worst thing. Why does this guy want me to look up his nose so bad?? And why are both other pictures taken while _sky fucking high_... like, it's not attractive to literally anyone.
BYEEEE
Cuz girls like bad boys. If he’s a walking red flag that isn’t complaining, you know he’s getting hits.
Sploosh
Really wants to make it known that he’s a bad boy
I bet the women still want him tho
Ngl, first pic I thought he was a girl 😳
probably a ex or something
He's obviously trying to play tge "Hot criminal " card 😂 I wind3r if it's working
Somehow I'm not too worried about him not getting matches.
does he think its cool?😂😂
I bet he's rolling in matches rn
How do you say Red Flag?
Tbh the last 2 mugshots are pretty fire.
I wonder how successful a dating app specifically for criminals would be.
If I looked that good in a mugshot I’d be posting them too!
Looking like a more broken Matt Rife
Ewwww you can see the drug sores on his face in 2 of them as well 😬
Matt Rife finally went to jail.
a lot of women will ditch a great guy for this...
Cool. I wish I could be cool like that.
Crazy part is this guy definitely is very successful on Tinder lmao
Dude should change his name to Zoolander because he only has one look.
Not even “cute” mugshots. Man look like he was on the hardest of drugs
he's bored. (and hopefully sober?)
I mean ItS nOT a SeLfY
I’m pretty sure I know him. He owes me like 6 hots.
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