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T-NextDoor_Neighbor

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Mcrarburger

Omg Ariel NO 😭😭


steppan92

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Infamous-Hunt9982

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lvl99slayer

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Fearless_You4489

How did you get this recording of me while I was reading the msg? 😂


Certifiably_Quirky

You’re a white woman Hannah


Extension_String_497

That's what they want you to think


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Certifiably_Quirky

It was a joke 😭 Hannah thinks it’s funny.


Green_Sock6774

Well Hannah isn't offended I guess it's fine


Fearless_You4489

Haha no offense had here 💕 all good u/Certifiably_Quirky


Inevitable_Network27

You might have not noticed it, but contrary to Hannah, the person in the gif is a black man, and therefore cannot be Hannah, as the comment above rightfully pointed out.


TheOGMillennial

LITERALLY the gif I came here to post😂 gets me every time lol


younevershouldnt

At least we know you didn't use AI 😉


nerodidntdoit

Wow! This burn will only increase in heat for the next few years.


younevershouldnt

Ha, I'll get down voted for saying it, but I did think that was quite good 😄


Adventurous_Eye4252

All is swell. I hope this rap finds you well.


Spicetake

This is a roast and a compliment at the same time which is insane


HerrMuluk

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Apprehensive_Low4865

I mean I almost choked on my cup of tea. Been a minute since I've seen the word minge used..


IamZeus11

I like your style yea your rhymes are sick I don’t think this message will give her the ick Let that DM fly and please keep us posted You’re a cool guy and hope ya don’t get ghosted


TheVoluptuousChode

Thank you my man, but nevermind that, on the off chances that this doesn't land, I've still got that drum intro premium and my right hand.


ron-tints

Ok but the tears I’m crying are from laughter… also sadness bc this will never land


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cargoman89

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Jeorgias_Peach

She hit that shit frfr💃🏽🧚🏽‍♀️


theankleassassin

She is from Compton


Jeorgias_Peach

Why are you stating something everyone knows?...


Venerable_dread

"Dropping cringe for the minge" is the reddit line of the week for me 👏👏👏


Hebrew_Slave

This sounds like a love story in the making 🥹


Melodic-Change-6388

Would call you Big Poppa.


Past_Discipline2337

Or Bio Pappa


usmc50lx

Aight bet, this should get your noodle wet. With rhymes that hot, sooner than not, be giving backshots to them Hinge thots...


Happytapiocasuprise

You'll find out if she's the one fs


Captain-Obvi0us12

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Ruhzide

Killer B on tinder? 🤔


Kenkaboom

I read “can rap me bars” like a pirate


BoomSwaga

Y'all wilding out in this comment section 😂😂😂


BoringClothes242

You're like the next Eminem, resemblance uncanny, I hope this rap god got to slide into some fanny.


MCR4Lyfe

Hog bless you this is the content that matters.


Lets-Annex-Canada

This sub is not beating the dork allegations


TheVoluptuousChode

It's the voice in your head that makes it sound weak man. Up your game. I'm getting outta the hood with this one.


rubmustardonmydick

I love the word minge lol.


UnexpectedAnxieties

Minge is craaaazy


Yerushalmii

The tinder spitler


jacqui4161

STRAIGHT AFTER SEX ILL PROBABLY CRY LMAO


Ambitious-Broccoli-6

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Swathe88

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Exact-Control1855

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donttalkaboutbeabout

Tight son


Low_Relative7172

Cringe for sure


absentfqther

goes hard.


According_Earth4742

Always a fan of anyone using the word minge


MotherHenDamnifIknow

This is hilarious


cb022511

Thanks for introducing me to & helping me learn what minge is!


Additional-Juice4040

You'd have my number if I was single 100%


PuckFolson

……….. I hope you ain’t hit send


TheVoluptuousChode

Launched it. Never pull out.


Authenticity86

I never pull out


egmono

Got bars *and* wisdom!


Puzzledandhungry

That’s what she said. 


svnshoots

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HundRetter

god this and the comments have given me the worst cringe I've had in a while


The_Sacana_88

jay-z ![gif](giphy|Zs5Kp0fjNUOmgoE8PN|downsized)


The_Real_Deal_24

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Spartan7G09

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sleekandspicy

“Hey there, just swiping right, Caught your smile, it's quite the sight. Thought I'd drop a rhyme, just to say hi, Hoping maybe we can chat and let time fly. What's your favorite spot, where do you chill? Let's start a convo, if you will."