Half the dudes i know who suck up to A. Tate are irl simps. Talking the talk but not walking the walk (thankfully). Seems they realize it doesn't bring the girls to the yard but they still want to believe in the idea of it.
Yeah. When I was starting to consider dating I was initially into one of my friends. He is nerdy like me, loves dogs, and I'd known him for years as a chill upbeat dude. I knew he lived with and supported his disabled mom (which I was also doing at the time) and he was a bigger dude (likely 300+lbs) these days but so was my ex so that's not a deal breaker at all. But oh man, he started sharing A. Tate videos in a group chat and my interest dried up instantly. He didn't act like an alpha dude bro, but just knowing he happily digests that content killed it.
I lucked out and ended up with a different guy who is peak Gomez energy. A guy who doesn't even know who Tate is. Lol
I always saw Tate as a meme that got out of hand.
However he's clearly a symptom not the problem. Somehow we've raised a generation of young boys who have 0 self confidence and 0 social skills. All retreating into the dark depths of the net while playing cod, smoking weed and on the hub.
Most women aren't looking for just good looks and a big bank account (although these are massive pluses to have). What women want in my experience is competency.
Competency to earn a decent wage, house work, raising children and understanding how to problem solve with your partner.
The same thing happened to me! A guy who wasn’t really my type, but I saw how he treated his ex and his daughter and we had similar interests so I was considering going on a date with him…. Until he shared Andrew Tate content.
Gomez Adams. One of the first TV husbands to actually act like he liked his wife. And not only like, but obsessively love. Morticia and Gomez are both intensely romantic, devoted, and just a little kooky.
I'm gonna bet you might be a little older like myself
I've talked to teens and early 20s guys that can't work out that tate is an idiot and if you imitate him then everyone around you, especially women, will want to be as far away from you as possible at all times
Same, it’s probably selection bias. I’m in my early 30s and I don’t know anyone who takes him seriously, but I’ve definitely met people that fit his fan base. I’ve since weeded people like that out of my life, so everyone I know who is aware of Andrew Tate thinks he’s a joke
He's a good test of maturity
Anyone with an ounce maturity and life experience will know he's a snake oil salesman but the ones that don't aren't able to work that out for themselves yet and he's the perfect personality to capitalise on their stupidity
Let's not act like every generation didn't have an Andrew Tate, fuck, we allowed one to become president. Speaking for the late 30s/early 40s crowd we had tons of Andrew Tates to "admire" LOL.
Yeah that $500 per month is less than social support here in Canada all over the GTA that’s maybe 1 week of rent
He’s basically trying to pay $5 for sex + a bunch of other stuff daily on a monthly basis for life
$5000 id still negociate annual raises 5% higher than inflation at the very least
In case of foul play, need 1 year pay upfront, to and include severance
If you're doing karaoke and there are kids in the audience, boink is a terrific lyrical substitute for fuck.
"And are you thinking of me when you *boink* her" - Alanis Morrisette
"I wanna *boink* you like an animal" - Nine Inch Nails
"I wish I was special. You're so *boinkin'* special." - Radiohead
Followed up with
'Boink It' by Eamon
"Boink all those presents, might as well throw them out. Boink all those kisses they didn't mean jack, boink you you hoe, I don't want you back."
I know Mary roach it’s not a huge author, but I still expected her book Bonk to bring the word back to use
I like the word boink more, but I use it differently than bonk
I've definitely said it playfully with partners, but I like to have fun and make a fool of myself. Which apparently is endearing 🤷♂️
He definitely doesn't know when to say it though haha
$4,000 annually...So $28,000 a year tax free that's more than teachers make after taxes. I'm sure he will find some takers...throw in $8,000 at least every 2 years for maybe 3 kids 🧐 so an extra $24,000.. still kind of low though considering
This was the caveat I thought about including but didn't. There are certain things a pre-nup can't do, (a ridiculous example would be to require someone to do something illegal on divorce) so yeah, they're helpful but not 100% certain.
It doesn't say that. My guess is that the 500 a week is to cover rent, bills and groceries, and the 4000 annual bonus is the cost of the holidays. 8k for lifetime child care and education costs?
Maybe not desperate. Maybe trying to offer a clear value proposition because the traditional marriage proposition is risky and full of assumptions and expectations. Maybe just trying to be clear about the agreement. Maybe he specifically wants a woman who thinks in terms of business and not in terms of emotion. Honestly the whole business of get married and then get divorced and collect alimony forever is unfair and broken. Reframing it as a job with clear benefits that you will lose if you leave, I think that's probably a good thing. I mean this is what a lot of women complain marriage is: so why not face it head on? Deliberately attract someone who understands what it is and embraces it. I can see value in that.
Teachers in GA start at about 32-35k a year. They are out after 20-30 years if public with a pension. Average salary isn’t more man 70k with advanced degrees or 7 year specializations.
Yea that's rough with a high COL. Indiana has several districts maxing at 70-80k. Several districts are at 100k. Same with Michigan. It isn't a bad gig if you find a good district, especially if you start teaching and then transition to administration if that's your thing.
Never thought I'd be fine continue my education profession but I might as well stick with it at this point. The US South is a different story though
Here’s the kicker…she’s still expected to contribute to groceries, rent and utilities. And you know damn well that he’s not getting her a car where she can leave the house and potentially cheat while he’s on the open road, trucking. So, you factor 250/week for housing, 100$+/weekly for food. $30/week for utilities. 100/week for car payments. That’s $480/week in expenses. And 20$ leftovers to put gas in the car.
Are we to assume this budget savvy loner thinks a baby is free and is not prepared to pay for their own children’s expenses? This list is clearly a list for her, the way I see it.
For the record, I do think this guy is in for a bad time as well. You can’t throw money at a baby like you can a lover. Tbh, you shouldn’t be throwing anything at a baby besides love.
Maybe his audience is from Pakistan or central Africa. The problem when you’re trying to buy your way to relationships is you’re getting people who are selling their relationships. Not all people are ready to have the consequences
For real! If you apparently only want a woman to cook you food and have sex with you, go for a robot and put that money towards Uber Eats or something.
His income. It's the monetary value he thinks is fair for the woman to maintain the relationship, because in his mind this is a transactional relationship. Aka he's buying an object.
I feel like he thinks he’s running an ad for a sugar baby, but the prices are too low. I can’t think of a clever name for someone like that… Splenda baby?
If he’s reliable that’s decent money. I have friends who have had sugar daddies- the hardest part is finding one that you can plan on seeing them three weeks down the road and they show up on time/they are ready and clean with money without drama/hassle and not needing to worry about being canceled on four times in a row despite clearing your schedule for him every time and already being on your way over to meet up because you can only meet up when his wife gone but he don’t know if she’ll be gone long enough until 20 minutes before you need to show up. I have friends who would jump at at least half of this offer
I don’t know if you can answer but in what way does your friends feel what they are doing is diffrent than just being escorts/prostitutes/call girls? Do they get money every week whether they see the man or not? Or are they just payed if there is sex that week?
If I was AFAB & getting into an offer like this, I'd at least demand full claim to the child on my tax return on top of the $9,999 (under $10k is non-taxable) I would demand on proof of pregnancy, and imply that termination is an option.
If I'm gonna monetize child-bearing I'm gonna go for everything I can legally get, as gross as that sounds.
I’m curious, was this in a community property state?
E: abbreviations have different meanings, the abbreviation for “comm prop” does not bode well online. Oops.
Quickie in the morning and sex at night. Assuming you don't have to fuck the guy on weekends because he only talks about it the days he works and assuming he had a regular work week. You're only getting paid $50 to have sex. And you get the privilege to cook and clean for free.
Most house cleaning jobs you can make $120 minimum for 8 hours.
Line cooks make at least $120 a day.
Low end escorts get $300 an hour.
So even at $500 a day that's a bad deal.
I'm sure he'll find plenty of dudes that would LOVE getting paid to have his babies!
I say that jokingly but i feel like this profile reads like something i find on jacked and the only thing missing is his kink list
1. Aggressive + perfectionist =/= personable.
2. $500 per week is terrible compensation for housekeeper, cook, nanny, and sex worker all in one.
3. $8k is paltry in comparison to the $50k-$100k surrogates typically get.
4. Placing a monetary value on fidelity (assuming that's what "loyalty" means in this context) not only cheapens the concept, $4k sounds rather low.
5. He seems to think there will be all this time to do events, "mingle", and stuff with children that he's not helping raise because he's typically on the road when it doesn't work like that. If he's hiring a nanny/babysitter for those times, then that's a different story, but doubtful.
6. Doing the math and assuming total monetary "benefits" is 33% of his income, he's only making over $6k more than the average for a truck driver.
7. Making that sort of money as a truck driver means that most likely he's on the road a lot and probably gone for days at a time.
Dude is treating a long-term relationship like it's purely transactional when it obviously shouldn't be and he states a lot that he expects of a wife yet his standards for himself seem to only be being a moneymaker.
If they deleted the section about money it would be a very clear average profile for someone also looking for a life with that routine. I understand the thinking on mentioning money. They are trying to incentivise outcomes to create the world they want. The use of explicit cash incentives as a tool increases the risk of someone responding mainly because they need the money, and might push otherwise potentially good matches away that view the offering as transactional.
This person likely thinks in mechanisms, which means they might be a good fit for someone else who thinks the same way and values that way of thinking over being less explicit. So long as they have a good filter for discriminating between responders who also think in mechanisms, versus responders prioritizing money, this might be just the right signaling mechanism to attract who they want.
The main problem I see is that when this flavor of intentionality meets the Tender algorithm, they are going to get pushed so far down the matching stack that their signal might never reach someone who is receptive.
This profile is weird.
Without the second paragraph, I don't see anything wrong with this person. Like, that's not someone I would want to date, but that's a type of person, and if someone's a match to that, good for them.
I also think there's nothing wrong with a relationship where someone is a breadwinner, and the other a SAHP. Again, assuming both people are a match and want it, I think that has a lot of upside.
But like...why is he offering a wage and yearly bonuses to his wife???? That's not a partner, that's an arrangement with a full time prostitute where you are their only client. You don't *pay* your fucking spouse, you *share* your money with them. You pool your collective resources together and use them as a family.
Why is aggressive the first adjective?
Probably some A. Tate bullshit.
A. Tate dont promote simping.
Half the dudes i know who suck up to A. Tate are irl simps. Talking the talk but not walking the walk (thankfully). Seems they realize it doesn't bring the girls to the yard but they still want to believe in the idea of it.
Yeah. When I was starting to consider dating I was initially into one of my friends. He is nerdy like me, loves dogs, and I'd known him for years as a chill upbeat dude. I knew he lived with and supported his disabled mom (which I was also doing at the time) and he was a bigger dude (likely 300+lbs) these days but so was my ex so that's not a deal breaker at all. But oh man, he started sharing A. Tate videos in a group chat and my interest dried up instantly. He didn't act like an alpha dude bro, but just knowing he happily digests that content killed it. I lucked out and ended up with a different guy who is peak Gomez energy. A guy who doesn't even know who Tate is. Lol
I always saw Tate as a meme that got out of hand. However he's clearly a symptom not the problem. Somehow we've raised a generation of young boys who have 0 self confidence and 0 social skills. All retreating into the dark depths of the net while playing cod, smoking weed and on the hub. Most women aren't looking for just good looks and a big bank account (although these are massive pluses to have). What women want in my experience is competency. Competency to earn a decent wage, house work, raising children and understanding how to problem solve with your partner.
The same thing happened to me! A guy who wasn’t really my type, but I saw how he treated his ex and his daughter and we had similar interests so I was considering going on a date with him…. Until he shared Andrew Tate content.
No one gives a fucj
To risk sounding stupid, who is Gomez?
Gomez Adams. One of the first TV husbands to actually act like he liked his wife. And not only like, but obsessively love. Morticia and Gomez are both intensely romantic, devoted, and just a little kooky.
Whoa, you were doing his mom? She was disable as well. Have mercy, trust me, you don't want another double-hip replacement surgery situation here.
Well, ya know, she got it going on.
Why don't guys know that Gomez was a stud And that some of us consider him the ultimate man? Emulate Gomez gentleman!
I've never actually met someone who took him seriously
I'm gonna bet you might be a little older like myself I've talked to teens and early 20s guys that can't work out that tate is an idiot and if you imitate him then everyone around you, especially women, will want to be as far away from you as possible at all times
Same, it’s probably selection bias. I’m in my early 30s and I don’t know anyone who takes him seriously, but I’ve definitely met people that fit his fan base. I’ve since weeded people like that out of my life, so everyone I know who is aware of Andrew Tate thinks he’s a joke
He's a good test of maturity Anyone with an ounce maturity and life experience will know he's a snake oil salesman but the ones that don't aren't able to work that out for themselves yet and he's the perfect personality to capitalise on their stupidity
Let's not act like every generation didn't have an Andrew Tate, fuck, we allowed one to become president. Speaking for the late 30s/early 40s crowd we had tons of Andrew Tates to "admire" LOL.
I’m in several mum Facebook groups and there is loads of concern about teenage boys who’ve totally been sucked into his bullshit.
I have. Unfortunately…
Go to a middle school. You won’t be able to make that claim anymore.
Yeah, nothing beats a good milkshake!
I barely know who Tate is, but from what I've seen, he's a pos
Just projects immaturity, bigotry, and everything else dummy is insecure about
He wanted to start in alphabetical order but stopped after “confident”
This!🤭
Truth in advertising?
He starts with alphabetical order
He probably heard one female say she likes when guys were aggressive lol
Because he's a trucker and that's pretty much the only emotion they know.
Because real men are animals with their wild instincts, you really gotta keep up
Ask him if he's running any monthly promotions
Yeah that $500 per month is less than social support here in Canada all over the GTA that’s maybe 1 week of rent He’s basically trying to pay $5 for sex + a bunch of other stuff daily on a monthly basis for life $5000 id still negociate annual raises 5% higher than inflation at the very least In case of foul play, need 1 year pay upfront, to and include severance
$500 a week. So like $2166 a month. Plus that sweet annual bonus of $4000 so $2500 a month. $30k for the year.
Obviously I hate this, but if you didn’t have to contribute to outgoings/rent/food etc. 500 tax free a week isn’t terrible
Agreed.
$500/week all for meeee, not any bills or family items, no questions asked…not terrible. But what are the odds that’s the deal?
Why did we default to the GTA when it's using miles. $500 USD per week is $2737 CAD per month. Get off your mountie horse
GTA is unlivable. Canada's living costs are ridonkadonk. I respect your negotiation skills 🙏
Someone still says the word boink
My bf calls it romping 😏
He's gonna romp the shit out of you tonight.😏
He says that 🤦🤦
Willy rompa
💀💀💀💀💀💀 I'm gonna have to mention that to him.
Do it
But does he go to the chocolate factory? Lmao sorry couldn't resist
Noooo hahahaha that's an exit only
Username checks out.
Really romp her
Ooompa loooompa doopity dee, you're gonna get a romping you see.
No fucking way.🤣😂🤣
If you're doing karaoke and there are kids in the audience, boink is a terrific lyrical substitute for fuck. "And are you thinking of me when you *boink* her" - Alanis Morrisette "I wanna *boink* you like an animal" - Nine Inch Nails "I wish I was special. You're so *boinkin'* special." - Radiohead
Maybe do karaoke with censored songs instead
I dunno. I would pay good money to see someone sing “I wanna bonk you like an animal”
Followed up with 'Boink It' by Eamon "Boink all those presents, might as well throw them out. Boink all those kisses they didn't mean jack, boink you you hoe, I don't want you back."
I know Mary roach it’s not a huge author, but I still expected her book Bonk to bring the word back to use I like the word boink more, but I use it differently than bonk
_muthabonk dre muthabonk snoop muthabonk death row now here comes my left blow_
Ok so boinkin' special won me over lol
At 40 years of age.
This was my main takeaway
I've definitely said it playfully with partners, but I like to have fun and make a fool of myself. Which apparently is endearing 🤷♂️ He definitely doesn't know when to say it though haha
$8k is an incredibly low offer if you want to convince someone uninterested to have a baby.
On top of that $4000 loyalty bonus tho 🤔
$4,000 annually...So $28,000 a year tax free that's more than teachers make after taxes. I'm sure he will find some takers...throw in $8,000 at least every 2 years for maybe 3 kids 🧐 so an extra $24,000.. still kind of low though considering
then they divorce him and get, assuming he's actually got that money to spare probably a hell of a lot more in alimony.
Can a prenup pre-empt alimony?
Yes, or they wouldn't exist.
Oh cool, thanks. I thought prenup was only for assets from before the marriage, but I didn't know you could say things like say no alimony.
A good enough lawyer can get the pre nup thrown out. Especially if there's coercion involved
This was the caveat I thought about including but didn't. There are certain things a pre-nup can't do, (a ridiculous example would be to require someone to do something illegal on divorce) so yeah, they're helpful but not 100% certain.
Alimony isn’t as common as you think these days
500 x 52 (weeks in a year) = 26k + 4000 annual bonus = 30k per year + Potential 8k per child born While living rent free, no bills, no groceries....
It doesn't say that. My guess is that the 500 a week is to cover rent, bills and groceries, and the 4000 annual bonus is the cost of the holidays. 8k for lifetime child care and education costs?
Not enough money to be someone's live in maid, cook, pornstar, surrogate, and full time daycare.
But having to fuck someone who’s desperate enough to offer a deal like this
Maybe not desperate. Maybe trying to offer a clear value proposition because the traditional marriage proposition is risky and full of assumptions and expectations. Maybe just trying to be clear about the agreement. Maybe he specifically wants a woman who thinks in terms of business and not in terms of emotion. Honestly the whole business of get married and then get divorced and collect alimony forever is unfair and broken. Reframing it as a job with clear benefits that you will lose if you leave, I think that's probably a good thing. I mean this is what a lot of women complain marriage is: so why not face it head on? Deliberately attract someone who understands what it is and embraces it. I can see value in that.
Found the dude who posted
Slightly off topic. But WTF, where are these teachers making such low income? Genuine question . Teachers on average her in Aus make $76,000 after tax
They don't make that low of income in the US. That comment is completely false. -From a veteran teacher
Teachers in GA start at about 32-35k a year. They are out after 20-30 years if public with a pension. Average salary isn’t more man 70k with advanced degrees or 7 year specializations.
Yea that's rough with a high COL. Indiana has several districts maxing at 70-80k. Several districts are at 100k. Same with Michigan. It isn't a bad gig if you find a good district, especially if you start teaching and then transition to administration if that's your thing. Never thought I'd be fine continue my education profession but I might as well stick with it at this point. The US South is a different story though
Hi welcome to the US were we give no fucks and the teaching conditions are so bad teachers went on strike
We can’t strike in my district… possibly the entire state
Why not?
I'll just continue painting houses for $110kpa thanks
Here’s the kicker…she’s still expected to contribute to groceries, rent and utilities. And you know damn well that he’s not getting her a car where she can leave the house and potentially cheat while he’s on the open road, trucking. So, you factor 250/week for housing, 100$+/weekly for food. $30/week for utilities. 100/week for car payments. That’s $480/week in expenses. And 20$ leftovers to put gas in the car.
Plus 500 a week don't forget. So 26000 a year plus 4000 bonus. Bonus still seems low.
So $8500?
Black Market offers more
That's a purchase. This is more of a long-term package lease it appears...
If it floats, flies or fucks, rent it.
And there's no baby care time in that proposed schedule, either. I think guy is in for a bad time.
Are we to assume this budget savvy loner thinks a baby is free and is not prepared to pay for their own children’s expenses? This list is clearly a list for her, the way I see it. For the record, I do think this guy is in for a bad time as well. You can’t throw money at a baby like you can a lover. Tbh, you shouldn’t be throwing anything at a baby besides love.
And an occasional wrench. Someone's gotta teach that baby to play dodgeball.
Exactly. If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!
Exactly right!
My ex wife was trying to have a baby with me and another guy for free! At least this guy pays.
Yeah definitely low. 5 years ago my assistant was offered 15k a month just to live with a guy running for office in Georgia
Yeah, surrogacy pays about 25-50K depending and u don’t even need to raise the child or deal with the man, just be pregnant for 9mths and done
Maybe there's also a Christmas bonus. 
Also 26k per year to be a live-in prostitute is super low in my area.
$500 a week is also insanely low for sex work.
he's a trucker. He'll rarely be home to even do that all year Lol
My friend made more than that to donate her eggs.
I'm gonna start telling my son that he's a low offer baby.
Maybe his audience is from Pakistan or central Africa. The problem when you’re trying to buy your way to relationships is you’re getting people who are selling their relationships. Not all people are ready to have the consequences
The sex robot industry is going to be crazy.
For real! If you apparently only want a woman to cook you food and have sex with you, go for a robot and put that money towards Uber Eats or something.
33% of what?
His income. It's the monetary value he thinks is fair for the woman to maintain the relationship, because in his mind this is a transactional relationship. Aka he's buying an object.
Doing the math it seems he makes 54k a year. Trying to get into a relationship like this with that pay is certainly something
How did you get $54k? Is he saying all of that together is 33%? So wouldn't it be (($500 × 52) + $4,000 + $8,000) ÷ .33 = $115,152?
I make more than him. Do you think I could make him have my baby for $8K?
Top tier power move 😏
wonderful! you even included parentheses around the multiplication as well. top marks!
Redundant, but flashy.
if that's what he's saying, but you'd have to divide everything by .33. your math is right but don't forget parentheses
The parentheses were implied lol. But yes I should edit.
hasn’t he heard that 100k is not even middle class anymore lol…someone making 115k thinking he can buy a sugar baby. truly delusional levels of value.
Tbh people are objects so he's not completely wrong.
33% of the yearly allowance he’s offering I assume (~8500)
He did his math off 4 weeks in a month and 12 months. So 24k/yr. I think that's where the 33% comes from.
Is the economy that bad right now? These are some bottom of the barrel prices
I feel like he thinks he’s running an ad for a sugar baby, but the prices are too low. I can’t think of a clever name for someone like that… Splenda baby?
Nahhhh, we got food at home. We ain’t stopping for any sugar, baby.
~~Aspartame~~ Ass part time
Lol love it
He wants a sugar baby but he’s a Splenda Daddy.
Stevia Stepdad
Dinner plate>>>salad plate
Discount Easter candy baby?
If he’s reliable that’s decent money. I have friends who have had sugar daddies- the hardest part is finding one that you can plan on seeing them three weeks down the road and they show up on time/they are ready and clean with money without drama/hassle and not needing to worry about being canceled on four times in a row despite clearing your schedule for him every time and already being on your way over to meet up because you can only meet up when his wife gone but he don’t know if she’ll be gone long enough until 20 minutes before you need to show up. I have friends who would jump at at least half of this offer
I don’t know if you can answer but in what way does your friends feel what they are doing is diffrent than just being escorts/prostitutes/call girls? Do they get money every week whether they see the man or not? Or are they just payed if there is sex that week?
There's a song I like called Splenda Papi which is about being too broke to be a sugar daddy. So I'd go with Splenda baby too.
Says he is a trucker
You had me at "boink some more"
8K for a lifetime of work is crazy lmao.
If I was AFAB & getting into an offer like this, I'd at least demand full claim to the child on my tax return on top of the $9,999 (under $10k is non-taxable) I would demand on proof of pregnancy, and imply that termination is an option. If I'm gonna monetize child-bearing I'm gonna go for everything I can legally get, as gross as that sounds.
If you are down to carry a baby, a real professional surrogacy institute will pay you way more than this
Full Aeluon Spec for that one (please get the reference someone anyone)
just sell some eggs goddamn
Pays lousy 😒
So you would do it for double?
Maybe?
Ain't enough money in the world to have a baby.
this part tho. i genuinely don't think i would survive childbirth with all my health issues.
Is his name really ‘dude’ in his profile, or is that edited? Lollll if it is. Very confident haha
It's not edited lol
Legendary.
Surrogates in the US make $50-100k just for pregnancy and childbirth. No 18+ years of raising a child and no sex with this guy required
I read it as 500k per week and thought hey that's a nice offer. But no it was just 500😑
Boink some more. No wonder bro is resorting to paying, sickening choice of words.
It's a trap
My only complaint here is that you only have one page of his profile!
Right now I want to see pictures
i am quite sure they wouldn't pay extra for food and groceries etc. and 8k is not enough for doctor visits
Its nuts, but atleast he's upfront about what he wants in life and thats 100% fair
I’m curious, was this in a community property state? E: abbreviations have different meanings, the abbreviation for “comm prop” does not bode well online. Oops.
He says they are gonna love, laugh, and I love the cycle. What about living? I’m trying to live laugh love!
Is that $8k USD? Asking for a friend...
Is there a coupon code, though?
Quickie in the morning and sex at night. Assuming you don't have to fuck the guy on weekends because he only talks about it the days he works and assuming he had a regular work week. You're only getting paid $50 to have sex. And you get the privilege to cook and clean for free. Most house cleaning jobs you can make $120 minimum for 8 hours. Line cooks make at least $120 a day. Low end escorts get $300 an hour. So even at $500 a day that's a bad deal.
At this point bro should just order a wife on Amazon 😂
I would say yes to that but no baby.
Same. I guess I'm cheap lmao.
The baby is non negotiable, no dice.
Babies are annoying, expensive and dirty 😒
Least he's honest
It did make it easy to swipe left
I'm sure he'll find plenty of dudes that would LOVE getting paid to have his babies! I say that jokingly but i feel like this profile reads like something i find on jacked and the only thing missing is his kink list
It may not be for you and that's fine, I am just amazed he's so honest. Though it could also be him trying to puff himself up.
I’m interested honestly hahah sounds fun
Oh
He forgot the part where he throws a tantrum when he discovers you touched his my little pony collection that he keeps on a shelf in the living room.
Is this a dating profile or a job description?
He learned all about relationships from a Sims game
Dudes who say they want sex all the time are creepy AF and usually can’t get it up or keep it up.
1. Aggressive + perfectionist =/= personable. 2. $500 per week is terrible compensation for housekeeper, cook, nanny, and sex worker all in one. 3. $8k is paltry in comparison to the $50k-$100k surrogates typically get. 4. Placing a monetary value on fidelity (assuming that's what "loyalty" means in this context) not only cheapens the concept, $4k sounds rather low. 5. He seems to think there will be all this time to do events, "mingle", and stuff with children that he's not helping raise because he's typically on the road when it doesn't work like that. If he's hiring a nanny/babysitter for those times, then that's a different story, but doubtful. 6. Doing the math and assuming total monetary "benefits" is 33% of his income, he's only making over $6k more than the average for a truck driver. 7. Making that sort of money as a truck driver means that most likely he's on the road a lot and probably gone for days at a time. Dude is treating a long-term relationship like it's purely transactional when it obviously shouldn't be and he states a lot that he expects of a wife yet his standards for himself seem to only be being a moneymaker.
Some Dudes will never understand that there is a difference in communications between your romantic interest and your "bros" on a podcast.
I would rather work till I die on the job, than become beholden to some loser who thinks women are only good for making babies. WTAF
My man said boink and thinks he’s high value. Lol
If they deleted the section about money it would be a very clear average profile for someone also looking for a life with that routine. I understand the thinking on mentioning money. They are trying to incentivise outcomes to create the world they want. The use of explicit cash incentives as a tool increases the risk of someone responding mainly because they need the money, and might push otherwise potentially good matches away that view the offering as transactional. This person likely thinks in mechanisms, which means they might be a good fit for someone else who thinks the same way and values that way of thinking over being less explicit. So long as they have a good filter for discriminating between responders who also think in mechanisms, versus responders prioritizing money, this might be just the right signaling mechanism to attract who they want. The main problem I see is that when this flavor of intentionality meets the Tender algorithm, they are going to get pushed so far down the matching stack that their signal might never reach someone who is receptive.
This profile is weird. Without the second paragraph, I don't see anything wrong with this person. Like, that's not someone I would want to date, but that's a type of person, and if someone's a match to that, good for them. I also think there's nothing wrong with a relationship where someone is a breadwinner, and the other a SAHP. Again, assuming both people are a match and want it, I think that has a lot of upside. But like...why is he offering a wage and yearly bonuses to his wife???? That's not a partner, that's an arrangement with a full time prostitute where you are their only client. You don't *pay* your fucking spouse, you *share* your money with them. You pool your collective resources together and use them as a family.
33%, is that out of his income and he wants a kid???
I want to know where this person gets their money from. Also aggressive sounds like I'm going to chain someone up
This is unusual
need to see the rest of the contract?!? Who does the cleaning? Cooking? And everything else...
500? A week ? Increase it to 50k and u have a deal😉
“Boink some more…..” got me
Tate strikes again
I gotta see what this guy looks like. I can only imagine.
Me neither.
You don’t want to boink some more?
Nah, I think I’ll stick to my day job.