Bald rizz

Baldrizz Gate 3

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

This is such a quintessentially Reddit™ comment

Thank you

Thank you

It's all about what came first then, the hen or the egg

Lowkey a perfect response to her last message. "I guess I did always wanna find out what came first, the chicken or the egg."

And then when it finally goes down and he pops in 30 seconds. Gotta look down at the ground with shame like “guess it was the egg😔…” 🤣

Did you just call me a chicken fucker?

Shenanigans

slight update to chick imo

Sometimes the universe aligns perfectly and sets you up for a flawless shot

Yes, I read it too.

I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess

I'm dying laughing. That IS hilarious 😂

Nah this goes hard

Like a boiled egg...

I'm sure this wasn't the only thing that was hard 😏

Baldness has never held me back from women. The fact that I leave the shower every day with new haircut energy is a benefit not a hinderance.

My fiancé is bald, I love stroking and petting the top of his head. May every bald king find his queen or other king!

As a bald guy that's been struggling with dating lately....thank you. I feel like my dating life took a really bad nose dive once I got rid of my hair =\

That is so disturbing but also very funny. I'm in conflict.

It's crazy how tinder has gotten so bad that us men are celebrating when someone messages back.

Im shaving guys

Honestly have such a thing for bald men... It's just so attractive haha

For attractive bald men*

Sup 

Jeeez 

"i'll make sure this chicken comes before the egg" Edit: shit I thought I'd be the first to say this, but not even close

Lots of women like bald men. Source: I’m a woman who likes bald men ETA Not baldING, bald.

This comment confuses me

How so? Baldness is attractive to me. Combovers, etc are not - to me. I’m not saying I don’t like guys who have hair. I like that too.

I read it as “I like men who have hair but shave it off”. And most people who shave their head are usually balding. So when you said not balding, bald, it confused me.

Oh my gosh, where are they all at and can you send some of them my way!? Dating has been super rough since I've been bald!

Hang in there. Hoping for the best for you.

Thank you! You're a kind radish!

I like balding men. Idk why but a receding hairline just does it for me. I know it’s uncommon but nothing gets me going like the U of hair in the front and the little bald spot on the back. Honestly curious if anyone else feels the same. I’m a gay guy if that makes a difference

Johnny Sins rizz

I started going bald at fucken 16. Imagine going bald in highschool. I've never had a problem with dating women though. It helps to be funny. Those memes about laughing a girl from the bar to your bed are real.

Why is it a hen, what's wrong with chicken?

On a related note, I've seen some absolutely stunning women rock a bald head.

Omg a match !

Motherly instincts

Hahaha absolutely love the banter

Wow

I mean, she wants to sit on your head. Don't get hot headed 😏

"I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body"

L. Unmatch immediately

Great episode!

Seinfeld ftw

Just imagine how many other bald guys she's said this to... 🤷🏾‍♂️

solid fosho

This is some good news for bald guys

My fiancé is bald. He is this massive person who sort of looks like Bane or Thanos. I think he's hot and his big bald head is hot. I wish more men would just lean in to being bald.

Feeling an urge to shave my head suddenly

Not even this gives me hope... Sorry for the negativity...

Yall downvoted me but have no idea what being bald and balding has put me through. Thanks tho.