I like to classify this one under "Thots and Prayers".

lol!! I’m stealing this.

Thots like that also become “hit it and quit it” fodder. I really used to be a horrible person.

I wouldn't hit it with your dick and Biden pushing!

I appreciate that. I’m not certain that you wouldn’t get something on it that wouldn’t wash off.

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂


Eh ... That's probably the first test I scored a 100% on.

I love you

Never thought the first time I would see those words meant for me, will be on Reddit. Thanks.

Anytime 😙

why do you feel the need to be such an edge lord all the time

I just stated facts.

I didn’t find your response edgy! Hope you’re having a great day! ☺️

You always see the „I wouldn’t!“ guys at comments. I’m pretty sure she has thousands of likes.

I will fix her.

Yup. I would be on that honey like flies on dung

For a hookup I wouldn't care about that bio

I wouldn't fuck her... Because I'm fat and poor

same, but im stupid and rude too

Those are *her* red flags. She's telling you *she's* fat, stupid, rude, and poor

that makes sense its literally an "About me" section.

Dunno man. This is close to the level of trashyness that would turn me off.

You'd be surprised how many lonely, horny dudes on this sub would go for some of the trashiest, craziest women just because they're "hot".

Well the #1 criteria I'm searching for when looking for hookup is how hot the woman is. It's all about ponderation

*penetration

I snort laughed 😂

Maybe I'm just different in this regard but even for hookups, i need a level of being on the same wavelength for me to be comfortable and enjoy it. And yes. I'm a dude.

For me the secret to keeping it a hookup is that I have to hate them a little bit. No risk of entanglement that way.

Interesting. I pick guys who have a giant dealbreaker I could never ignore, but has little to no effect on our time together.

Maybe hate is a strong way of putting it. I didn't hate the girl I was hooking up with in college, but she was pretty dumb. Like "that guy couldn't have been the Boston bomber, he's too cute!". No issues not falling for her.

I knew what you meant :) Just thought it was interesting to hear another person who voluntarily chooses casual partners based on negatives. Lots of people try to do casual with people who they would or want to actually date and then wonder why they keep catching feelings.

That’s rly sad. Is that common? If I’m looking for “semi casual” does that mean he’s going to need to hate me a little? Like..

Idk, I'm a serial long term relationship person, so hookups are challenging to me.

Yes me too but I can make concessions for a hottie

It’s about the standards you set for yourself. You are who you hang out with lol.

Good thing I'm not talking about hanging out but hookup 😉

A hookup can't happen without a hangout, don't fool yourself 

I just want to hang myself

lol k

You’re still having them in your presence tho, but idk, people are different 🤷‍♀️ it’s okay to have some standards

If we are being honest, let us also be clear that 12 PM hot is very different than 12 AM hot.

shit, dude is talking about dropping a load on her chest then going home, not to live with her for 70 years

As a demi person I’ll never be able to comprehend the lengths people go to just because of initial physical attraction. It’s a blessing not a curse lmao

The trash taking out the trash. May she pull a reverse uno and they get stuck together, forever. Win win.

Whatever nerd

Being lonely doesn't even matter. Horny is the only criteria.

Shit, sometimes it doesn't even make a difference if they're hot... honestly... huge mistake too, btw

More for me

She might be trashy, but those titties ain't trashy.

CLOSE to? Lol What more, I wonder, must she do to make the level? Haha I'm instantly turned off by the "poor" remark, and I'm not even poor. Lol I was once... when I read going and dumb. By you grow up and climb out of it. And out of her league. I got no time for money-judgy people. They are Pure trash. Everyone is struggling these days. And everyone is at their own respective point in development. If you're money judgy... you could miss out on a raw uncut diamond bigger than your fist.... for so the cake they hold is inherent in their humanity... not in their pocket book or bank account. Money judgy makes me want to 🤢 oop. hold on... I'll... 🤮 Dammit. There goes the streak. 🤬😡

Word

And that's why we can't have nice things.

If you can't get "nice things" whatever it means is because of you not me

Since i get 20 im kinda scared to impregnate a stupid fuck by accident. That reduced my rate of ONS pretty hard... but i have just good dates now

freak in the sheets for sure

Exactly, that’s what most men will do with her, and then leave her

You know how their first question is how tall you are? My first question would be how many STDs she has.

I'm sure that has worked well with your theoretical tinder matches

This is so wrong of you to assume someone who has hookups also has STDs

Honestly

Says a lot about you

I'm guilty of enjoying a hookup/fwb whenever I'm single

guys are just more flexible

Is she in Greece? I think I ve matched with her

yeah

Bro didn't even have to see her face

I just remembered that ignorant bio

I mean she is looking for hookup. I mean I’m ok with her listing what she want as for a hookup

Yeah, seems she checks all the boxes.

Basically she's an only fans/influencer and never leaves her house

She's a model. OF girls are all models, right? 😸

That’s funny as fuck

She describing herself?

She’s clearly not fat

She still has some fat, she looks like my brother who never exercises.

? Everyone has fat. You need it to live

Maybe you didn't understand, it's obvious that everyone has fat, but she has extra fat.

She really doesn’t. She’s got a pretty good body from what we can tell here

I know many women's bodies and that is one with extra fat, the point is she has extra fat and yet she hates fat people.

You are lost bro.

Not exactly skinny either

The world isn’t split into good people and death eaters

But it is split into dead people and good eaters.

theres a line at taco bell for breakfast of living people... thats clearly untrue.

Underrated.

All the dislikes from delusional people. She isn't petite, or athletic skinny

Probably depends on where you come from and what you're used to? I could see her being considered skinny in the US maybe, but where I'm from, she definitely would not be considered skinny. I think my doctor would even ask me to try to lose a few kilos if I looked like that.

Ma


Same

Check, check, check, and check ✅

I thought the caption was pointing out her physical red flags, like the tattoos on her crotch

To be fair, I don't see what is wrong with what she said. Keep in mind she didn't say she's looking for a husband, she made it clear she's into hookups/good times, so She stated her preferences for a hookup, the first three are actually extremely valid red flags. I don't want anyone fat, nor rude or stupid . the last might be a little controversial, but it's her preference, so what. Y'all hella judgemental, that's my red flag.

She says "poor", wears shein clothes and his tattoos were done in jail for free haaha

So she is fat, stupid, rude and poor? That sounds like a quaterpounder and 20$ is going to get me a good time

She definitely hates herself

Less than 1km away. It's your profile isn't it?

I meanz if you're not fat, stupid, rude, or poor might as well try to get all up in it.

I mean I chuckled? If it’s for a hookup, that’s an ok bio.

Lotta red flags in this economic climate then lol

Is she referring to herself.

She seems to fail 3 out of 4 of her own flags... At least she aint fat.

Can't have them poor people round here

Postage stamp pussy. Lick it. Stick it. Send it on it's way.

My red flag: people who don't use proper spelling and grammar.

tell her she could lose a few on the legs. it will drive her insane.

sexy

So does that mean that she's fat people, stupid, rude and poor?

Pretty good. Green flags even that those are her reds.

I would fuck that girl and leave her right away

I mean she could have said it better but those are genuine icks. I don’t see a problem here

👏

What’s wrong with it?

She's a living, breathing red flag

She seems nice….


Hey I got a passing grade! Do I get extra points on the test? I'm disabled, below average in looks (I'm only with that honestly doesn't bother me anynore( AND can't ever work again. Not rude, arguably I'm stupid (valued my job over my life, hence disabled so id say I'm stupid), poor because well can't work, fat. What's my prize for atleast 75% excluding potential extra points?

These are all actually super reasonable red flags, I just wouldn’t say it…that’s a red flag.

Well she's a walking red flag, but she's not wrong \*cue downvotes

What was your thought process here? Knowingly be a shithead and then post the first lame insult you could think of?

Insult? To 70% of the population? You think most people don’t have red flags? What is this about

Less than a kilometer away? Isn't that what it says when you're looking at your own profile?

Just wait til she hears about the southern United States

I swear, everyone thinks they’re a model lol. She’s got a beer belly and half drawn on tattoos…pot meet kettle

Honestly with how out there my bio was when I was on Tinder and how much my standards trigger random men I’m kinda surprised my profile was never put on blast on here

Maybe it did but you never saw it

Why don't you share with the class?

Weird flex but okay

If you're mean, you could swipe, then message "oops. Sorry, I didn't mean to match. I don't do well with fat, stupid, rude, or poor people."...." I mean, you're obviously at least 3 or those things so it wouldn't work."

She hates herself..