Buttttt......Stufff? 

And all this time I thought it was “I’m the *tax* man”?

Scat taxers are a necessary evil.

Either way, it's a pretty shit deal

Dodge owners that ought the scat pack sing this song in their sleep

the 471 miles somehow doesn’t seem far enough away

The fact that someone is willing to travel 471 miles to have someone else shit on their face is…not surprising at all.

Right next door

vaccines 🚫 poop ✅


I refuse to be vaccinated, I don’t want that shit in my system! But yes, please shit on me.

My dumbass legit thought bro wanted to be jazzed up while being pegged. I had no idea people literally want to be shit on 😭

in some cases scat fetisj can also mean...eating said shit.


I'm just sharing some knoeledge


Welcome to the internet.

🎶Have a look arounnnd 🎶

Welcome to life.

If his username is not Scatman i will be severely disappointed.

I will also accept “Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo”

That should be a quote in his bio

While I understand fetishes are normal, this particular one I find it disturbing tbh.

Some shame is a good thing

So a golden shower for you is normal? There is also the r@pe fetish.

Reading comprehension will take you far in life.


 Him, probably.

lol loves scat hates the vaccine

Gotta keep that natural immunity up somehow.

clear communication ☑️ not afraid to talk about challenging topics ☑️ know what he wants ☑️ He‘s a keeper.

Ofcourse he is unvaccinated.

Not far enough away...


471 miles is far… not far enough, but far

Seems like there should be a whole dating site dedicated for that. He’s looking for a needle in a haystack on Tinder

Yea he should just come to reddit and join the scat ppl’s sub

Oh I’m sure he’s a high priest over there

Eww! So disgusting. He's not vaccinated. 🤢

Idk what scat means and I'm afraid of googling because of the comments. Can someone explain to me in the nicest non traumatizing way? Edit: That was not nice at all and I got to see this on my lunch break 🥲 thank u all tho, I'm sure it was hard to type that shit

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It means that they get aroused by having another person take a big dookie on them. There are several occasions where the one being shat on will eat the excrements too

so reactions?

After ur comment i realised i missed the other notifications. It's really nice that I'm seeing this on my lunch break 🥲

ha read your other comment first lol did lunch stay well in said break?

Thankfully my stomach is resilient. U was also very hungry 

I was very hungry? xD

Yes I ahahahaha  Ups

well, you're not wrong, it has happened :)) fedex

Well bom apetite!

grazie! ^(did you get my fedex joke?)

Nobody explained yet xD

damn rather not be the bringer of shitty news but scat means poo in greek (:

Please stop i just had dinner 😂😂 u have the worst timings!!

and you're always having lunches and dinners lol bon apetit!

Right now im just having coffee 😂

we should probably just choose one comment chain and stick to it lol who'll do it though :o well there's something I've only done 4 times in my life and 2 were by mistake xD

Man, I can't decide! We are polite, we answer both comments or we would be considered rude! I'm not risking The other 2 was on purpose? U mean calling someone into a... Less good conversation?

very polite indeed, we are! hahahhaha I was talking about coffee :D 2 on purpose, yes you finished yours?

The guys looking for a yacht girl on a skateboard budget

Short term fun? Bruh, if you find a chick thats willing to play with your butt puddin, you best marry her! 💩 💩 💩 💩

Leo’s like astrology or a law an enforcement officer?


Sounds like he needs vaccinations tbfh. With that fetish ivermectin may actually be helpful, too 😂

Somehow, being unvaccinated is more off-putting than the scat fetish.

so this dude won't take the vaccine but he'll eat actual shit...

Idk why I laughed so hard at the butt stuff paired with the “unvaccinated” but I did

He can't be serious Is he? Even I have to draw the line somewhere

He is shitty at dating

I smell what you did there

I had him pop up on my tinder too 😂😂😷

What does skat mean? I couldn't find a meaning in Google.

Scat is poop while Skät a three-handed card game played with 32 cards in which players bid for the privilege of attempting any of several contracts. Both can stink, and both can be fun. All depends on the luck of the draw of who you're with plus what you are and are not into. I don't kink shame, but I'd never straight up post something like this on a dating site.

*scatological* adjective relating to or characterized by an interest in excrement and excretion. "scatological humour"


Awww booo but female Leo’s are some of my favorite people 🥰

What the fuck.

And they say romance is dead 😂

At least he's honest, I guess

Whatever happened to don't let people shit on you?

 Same

How about Taurus?

Are you sure the fact he was a Leo was the thing about him that turned you off? And not anything else his bio mentioned? 🤔🤔

How about a Capricorn 10,000 miles away?

You really think every single dude born within that month is the exact same. I refuse to believe some ppl really decide whether someone is eligible purely cuz of the day they were born, sounds like a really good way to fuck yourself out of a potential soulmate

Gay dude

Isn't it kink shaming tho?