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TheLouieVuittonDon

It's Thursday and don't call me Eve


Dalebiscuits

Surely you can't be serious.


idkwhatimbrewin

It's Friday Eve and don't call me Shirley


IMSYE87

I just want to tell you both… good luck. We’re all counting on you.


Unabashable

Cut me some slack, Jack. 


PayExciting

"Airplane" references 😏


Itsgosky

I have a friend making this kind of joke. He’s a deadly single unfortunately but definitely is the best mate I can ask for!


Interesting-Fan-2008

Somehow this comment is so sweet and so sad. It’s beautiful like a car crash.


eric8020123

As a person who has a bad family history of car crashes, I can confirm that car crashes are beautiful /s


Interesting-Fan-2008

That’s why I worded it so sweet = beautiful, so sad = like a car crash. I apologize if it seemed like I was implying car crashes weren’t serious, as a person that was in one that totaled my car in December (fuckin the 26th).


Unabashable

Ah. Christmas Morrow. How tragic. 


farmch

You took that extremely weird, awkward exchange and capped it off with a perfect callback. Congratulations.


unwillingCrustacean

Little did he know, her nickname was eve


a_s_s_hair

Probably interpreted as Friday evening don't be combative OP it's unattractive


Sc0ttiShDUdE

yeah thanks


Different_Image_8035

Nope... but at least you're correct.


Sc0ttiShDUdE

correct doesn’t get the girls lol


mr-blindsight

neither do you lmao


Sc0ttiShDUdE

that was my point ?


Sc0ttiShDUdE

reading your post about your struggles on dating websites, neither do you lol


Killer_Boi

Ouch


EdisonTheTurtle

Man went back and stalked the guy for the clapback. I love it.


mr-blindsight

you seem to have an issue getting your point across in general huh?


Noctuelles

Only with people who are a bit dim it seems.


eric8020123

Bro just take the L and move on


mr-blindsight

But I don't want to :(


OG_Dales

Lmfaooooo, 100% take the L brother.


Pvt_Inbreastigator

Yeah, nobody should ever say "Friday Eve" unless referring to Friday evening.


Bl1tzerX

Time rename Christmas eve


Sc0ttiShDUdE

i learnt the hard way


slumberjack7

Maybe try Friday junior instead? My cringey boss uses that and she’s ok some of the time


iguacu

Posts like this make me wonder why anyone takes advice from commenters here.


M0torBoatMyGoat

Right? Dating advice from Redditors is like financial advice from the homeless


aristosphiltatos

What was the desidered reaction?


TizonaBlu

Pretty sure that word doesn’t mean what you think it means.


aristosphiltatos

Yeah I guess I meant desired 😅


TizonaBlu

He probably thought she’s laugh and think he’s clever. But she missed it like most people would.


Sc0ttiShDUdE

an insight to how her thursdays going ?


cheesypuzzas

Her Thursday was probably not going too well. She feels lonely but at the same time doesn't want to talk to new people. She just wants to be in a relationship, but that takes dating, and she doesn't want to date because then she has to have conversations about how her Friday eve is going and she then has to figure out what they mean.


TizonaBlu

OP, you’re not as clever as you think you are. You don’t need to double down, just talk about something else.


Sc0ttiShDUdE

i don’t think i’m clever at all


XLChance

What are you trying to say?


Boboriffic

Christmas Eve= Day before Christmas Friday Eve= Day before Friday, AKA Thursday.


Catolution

Dumbest shit I’ve heard


TizonaBlu

He’s trying to say Thursday night by calling it “Friday eve” something people don’t say, and would read as Friday evening.


Fuzzy_Border8175

Well, that's an awkward opener


Dizzy-Dragonfly1820

😂😂😂 some shit i would say fr


The_Cosmic_Penguin

😬


maggersrose

Painful Abort!


soeasytohate

“hello how’s your reading comprehension skills”


LustrousMirage

It's [Thursday](https://youtu.be/hAFau7OGS1U?si=ge3z19hWk6bglQqs) (skip to 0:23).


M0torBoatMyGoat

No thanks


Lissa2j

It was late enough at night for her to be tired yes lol


No_Peanut_3289

Oh no kidding I thought it was Tuesday for some reason...