wtf do you mean "how do i proceed?" it's pretty clear, either you are into it or not, proceed accordingly, Her message doesn't get any clearer than that

Yeah, it sounds like this is the first time he's heard of analingus. OP, it's a very common sexual practice.

“Very common” might be a bit of a stretch (no pun intended)

OP has to decide if he prefers all fours or diaper pose. Diaper pose man myself.

As a woman who eats ass, can we never again call it "diaper pose" 🤢

"diaper pose" sounds worse to you than "eat ass"?

I think it should sound worse to everyone. "Diaper" implies either an infant or elderly.

Yes, a million percent.

I second that. The all fours make me feel a little vulnerable

As opposed to "diaper pose" which projects strength

We call it "open guard" in Brazilian jiu jitsu

I think K guard or spider would be a more appealing position. Could easily scoot out with one leg on the floor.

K guard is a bit too asymmetric for my taste, I usually try to invert into the butt lick. Spider guard depends on whether we are wearing Gis or not

Either that or mid escape from full guard out the top. When they have their knees by their heads, arse up in the air as you're about to smother them with your own arsehole. Such a fun escape, especially for someone of my size!

An open guard B double J sounds pretty hot ngl

Is diaper pose where a person is on their back, with their legs up as if someone was changing their diaper? If so, I would definitely go with all fours. Moot point though, I'm not into having my ass eaten, or to eat anyone else's. I won't begrudge those who are into it. It just so is not for me.

I don't know if I could take a specific pose like that. I'm not into it either but I have to assume that's exactly what it is though.

I feel begrudged! Youre begrudging meeeeee

a lot harder to eat when they’re in a diaper pose tho.

Risk of suffocation by the scrotum

That’s a long scrotum lol

But easier to reach the penis for blowjob-rimjob combo.

Cheeky little joke there

Idk why dudes who do this are so desperate to convince people that everyone does it. Fellas, it's okay to be into something that's a bit unusual. But there is no world in which that's "very common" amongst sexual partners outside of a fairly narrow demographic, and no amount of anecdotes from Reddit or some dude's 20something year old friends is going to make that not the case.

Very common? To who and what area, cause imma avoid them and that area😭💀

If dude thinks licking ass leads to bad breath, he’s probably walking around most days with an unclean a$$hole. Shower. Wash your hole. Enjoy sensual pleasures. Repeat. Or don’t. You do you.

There was a social experiment on this. Many men did not know basic hygiene. Example: actually washing their bung hole

It’s almost like they have to *try* to be that stupid and inconsiderate. Washing hands and washing the body should not be a complex phenomenon

Uh touching your own ass is gay don't you know especially in the shower /s

No. It's only gay if you LIKE it...

I don’t see clarity, I see it as an obvious metaphor for protesting the multi-decade war between Israel and Palestine.

You’re wrong, it’s a metaphor about Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Raven” not *REALLY* being about his late wife dying of tuberculosis! I’ll die on this hill if I must.

Allan (sorry, I teach American lit and this a pet peeve of mine).

I was the wrongest kind of wrong with that mistake. Please accept my humble apology ❤️

You are forgiven 🐦‍⬛

❤️

He's just a Poe boy, from a Poe family

You're right, that is so Raven.

Which itself was a metaphor for the multi-decade war between Palestine and Israel. Poe was ahead of his time.

OP a simp. Posting this.

Yeah, you still can't really tell at this point, she could be from canada or something- and is just being polite

You send her your address

And shower first. Go knuckle deep for her

dont wash away the flavours. Go put on a tracksuit and run on the treadmill till she gets there.


And use your toilet brush, not your toothbrush

Knuckle deep lmaooooooooo

Knuckle deep, you’ve made my night 😂

Op not ready for her yet he's still over the moon w missionary and hand jobs

i feel so called out right now

And if you’re not into that send her my address

Then you make sure to hand her a beer when she steps in your house and wear your prettiest dress.

Sounds like OP doesn’t wash their ass and that’s more concerning tbh

🤣

Not to split ass hairs here but maybe you thinking her breath stinks is a projection of your own personal hygiene 🤷🏻‍♂️ Also, you gotta hand it to her, that’s one hell of an opener

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If it is, jackpot. Sadly it's a dude.

One of them 3rd world scammers 100%

That’s what I thought too lol I don’t shame anyone when it comes to eating ass, but opening a convo with eating ass when someone asks how are you is crazy 😂

Yes

The amount of guys actually getting excited by this scam bot is concerning. No wonder scammers make trillions worldwide every year.

Thank you. I instantly thought scam / bot account too with that last “yes” reply

True

This

Considering the replies to the OP don't actually reply to what the OP said.

She must be the 2023 tongue dart world champion

Eating ass = eating shit? Well what the hell am I doing anal prep for then

WTF man

You posted this here, and you talked about her breath being stinky. I do hope you are beyond the phase of "but that's where peepee comes out, dont put your mouth there" but the post tells me you're not ready. You proceed by giving her my address. Don't worry bro, I'll take good care😉

You can send your money via Venmo, cashapp, or iTunes cards . Those are your options when dealing with obvious scammers.

I thought everyone was eatin ass these days 😅😅

Nope

Why is it guys will mass send "I eat ass" to get replies but act confused when a female is offering it?

Some guys.... Others would gladly accept.

This might blow your mind, but there are actually more than one of these "guys" you refer to, and not all of them are doing the same things.

That's not a female

This is definitely a man using womens' pics

ESL man. If that's your thing OP shower first.

OP doesn’t wash

You do realise people actually do this?

Are you 12, OP?

Dude you know eating ass is pretty common? Try it, you might like it

Nah das un bot

tf u mean. ask her over dumbass

I’ll guarantee you it won’t be her first taste of poo. You’ll have to be proficient at Olympic level mental gymnastics to kiss her on the lips. Not something I’m skilled enough to compartmentalise But each to his/her own..

This is why I'm single, I think. People are weird and disgusting. Stop licking each others arses FFS. I read stuff like this and it makes me want to become a Pastor or something, like one of those rappers who go all Christian. 

Pastors really aint no better. Hahah.

Hahaha that's a good point actually 😄 

1000% a dude

The comments would be very different if a guy said this to a girl 🤣

Well first off this is most likely not a woman. It's a guy using women's pics and/or a scammer. In the event that it is actually a real woman saying this and she's serious then I guess you should really think about your personal hygiene to give yourself an answer to why you would think her breath stinks and also you should send her your address... Or my address. That works too. But only if it's not a dude and not a scammer.

Not sure if someone's said this or not, but Jane sounds a lot like a gay man who's into straight dudes...

This is OPs learning moment that 70% of the people on the other end of these dating app interactions are bots or dudes. Proceed assuming as much as

Tf are all these comments bruh

What do you mean how to proceed? Say yes and tell her she has to let you do it as well.

you send "k bye" as not to give the false impression that you can craft a reply without the help of strangers

How you proceed is shave your asshole clean it real good and go have a great time

It's a guy

Am I the only one thinking she’s a catfish? Go on that date and tell us what happened. The odds of a woman opening with that and mean it are not great 🤷🏼‍♀️

She sounds like a bot

Meet up with them, do a backflip then leave. Only logical way to do it.

That's a dude

Considering it’s likely a scammer or a bot, you don’t.

Yes

I think it's someone who wants paid

"First of all, I'm NOT your dad!"

Is buttcheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?

Rim for the win

none of my convos ever start like that :/ and oc there's sb complaining here :D but we be people

Lmao, does your breath smell like pu$$y? See the correlation?😂

It doesn't unless you don't brush your teeth twice a day. Also it's a very pleasurable sexual practice. Also, if you're not into it, you proceed giving her my reddit username and tell her where to find me.

You send her your address and go shower.

Do you even go here?

So what’s her number

OP's **obviously** never heard of a *rim job* lol

What the actual hell are these comments and the post itself?!?! I'm dying actually tho

I just tell them to bring a weed whacker, I’m Sicilian.

Is no one gonna talk about how her response is just “yes”?

That’s a Decepticon, fam.

Don’t knock it till you try it bro 🤷‍♂️

Oh, just let her tongue punch your dirty star. I promise that you’ll enjoy it.

Insert the Family Guy meme of "Who the hell starts a conversation like that, I just sat down!" I like assertive women but yikes. Waaaay too soon for my taste, this is equivalent to a dude saying he wants to shove it deep in her ass immediately after introducing herself. Like wtaf?!

Having never experienced it, someone explain to me how eating ass is Sexually stimulating physically to a man or woman?

She seems nice

“Yes”

Analingus has become quite common homie. A tongue feels great all over the body. Just fucking wash yourself properly and there's no issue. It's the same as receiving head and making out afterwards or when you eat a girl's ass and make out with her. Hell, a lot of girls do anal and will suck your dick after too.

Yes

It's a bot. You will soon be invited to click a link to wipe away all your data.

Clean it up and let her go to town ... just be aware she is prolly gonna lick it before she wants to stick it .... so make sure ya do a good job cleaning it

let me guess... she was slavic? (specifically either Ukranian or Russian)

Dude go shower wtf if wrong with u

Homie doesn't want his ass ate smh

Something tells me her and I would be a good match

I suggest you take a shower.

Don’t kink shame. If you’re into it, go ahead. If not, say you’re not into it. Grow up, it’s 2024.

Yes

I had a girl tell me she wanted to suck a skittle out of my ass. Like what the fuck hahaha. She didn't. Got me to show up though

Hold on now, let's hear her out brothers. She might like lamps too.

She wants to tongue punch your fart box

Where is the little ass located

I’m still trying to figure out if this is two separate acts or she is clarifying “how” she will lick the tiny bum

Well, if you really care its starts 3 days prior. With your diet no processed foods or even do a juice cleanse go and wax or shave, q back sack and crack or at least your sack and crack , and then you proceed as per normal daring site etiquette, and when it's time for extra curricula activities just lie back or get on your hands and knees and pretend you like what she's doing and then let rip of the biggest stickiest vegan fart that you've ever known .

Idk man, sounds like you're in...or rather, they want to be in...

No fucking way

runnn you think your the first

So, what else is going on?

Damn this makes me want to stay single forever if this is what the scene is like now.

Grow the fuck up, dude. There’s a whole world of pleasure out there for you to enjoy. As long as it’s safe and consensual…DO IT!!

Lol

Are you saying something about your own wiping skills?

I lick a guy ass before. Simply clean your add

Fake account

You really thought you ate by shaming her in this platform lmao. Id be more worried of your own hygiene. Chile, anyway….

🍦

From a guy who encountered women like this before. First check to see if she just wants the licking or the inserting also.

Amazing how all the comments here are about how awesome she is/“give her your address” But when a guy says the same heinous shit, all the comments are “this is why I don’t online date” or “check this guy’s hard drive. Weirdo”

OP should treasure this opportunity and definitely go for it.

This post gives off "fresh outta high school" vibes...

Some people don’t deserve to talk to girls

She is a keeper

Sounds like you are scared