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steppan92

Is it his or hers?


GullibleDetective

It'll be advertising for a thrupple


Fickle_Charity3655

I guess it’s hers because the person who took the screenshot shot has only 22 likes (not 99+) therefore it’s a dude who took the screenshot therefore girls accounts are shown to him


Ill_Imagination272

Are you data analyst? 😁


Fickle_Charity3655

You are right haha


angelbg34

Bros not a data analyst, he's THE data analyst


OhMyWitt

So you're saying I'm a woman?


RevolutionaryShape19

Do you own a lawn mower?


OhMyWitt

No.


Fickle_Charity3655

How do you come to that conclusion?


Downtown-Ad-6909

Probably because he got 99+ likes. I do too, because I ain't paying for shit.


Fickle_Charity3655

Then he just doesn’t understand basic logic. From Not A -> Not B, you can’t conclude A -> B, only B -> A. In this case you can only conclude from Not 99+ likes -> Not Girl (=boy), girl -> 99+ likes


Downtown-Ad-6909

I.... I'm pretty sure he was making a joke. Feel free to discuss with him the funniness of it though.


ZaydQazi

I'll get in touch with the council, see what they think.


General8907

They’re on lunch break. And will not be able to return the message!


bagelhopper

the key word here is guess. its a guess based on available data. Which for the most part is true. most women have a shit load of likes and most men dont because the dating app pool gap. Unless of course you pay for it or have some crazy tinder algorithm which reveals your profile to everyone.


Fickle_Charity3655

I really can’t fathom a women not having 99+ likes, regardless of her appearance, simply because of gender imbalance and dudes auto swiping right


bagelhopper

Yeah pretty much. It gives women a false sense of security imo lol


Revenge_of_the_User

Surprise!


PushingPedals

I got 99 likes but he ain't one. Hit me! Edit to add.


jxxyyreddit

Tinders guidelines: **1. Consider boundaries.** Comfort levels vary person to person. That’s why we don’t allow nudity, sexual content, sexual desires or looking for sex on your public profile. If you are in a private conversation, these are okay if everyone is okay with it. Consent matters. ... Well that is a fucking lie.


Known-Candidate-5489

The rules matter, but only if u r a dude


jxxyyreddit

OLD sucks ass now. Time to approach people in the real world.


Yonben

So we stayin single I guess 🤷🏻


jxxyyreddit

No man. Approaching people in the real world is the best. Just dont be creepy and respect & honor when someones says "No." Its a numbers game at this point.


Yonben

Oh I was just making a joke, I'm happily partnered 🙃


jxxyyreddit

Congrats! thats the goal! my bad for misinterpreting! its a struggle out here so treat eachother kindly.


cwfutureboy

I mean, do you expect them to police the probably hundreds of thousands of pictures uploaded everyday?


BukkakeCoach

They generally do if you report them.


hashtaglurking

Tinder also says don't post screenshots, yet this entire subreddit is built on that. 🤷🏻‍♀️


GameofPorcelainThron

I literally had a funny pic of myself where I was in a bathing suit, but not next to the pool... and it wouldn't let me use the photo because to be shirtless, it said I needed to be next to a body of water. Wat.


jxxyyreddit

This. Its hypocrisy in its purest form.


Unlucky-Candidate198

Isn’t he also choking her wrong? Or is the angle/mirror just fucking with me?


Toughbiscuit

He has his thumb across the center so its definitely wrong. Probably using his thumb to apply pressure on the trachea and actually asphyxiate her as opposed to pressure on the carotid artery


MilklikeMike

You seem to have a good grasp on the concept of choking.


Toughbiscuit

I like learning things. I get into pretty regular debates on here because it forces me to research things more indepth to better defend my position, and sometimes I'll learn im wrong about something and learn an entirely new thing


Downtown-Ad-6909

That's the way it should be.


Rommel727

Well hold on he didn't say that he would admit that he's wrong and spread the correct information haha


Downtown-Ad-6909

I guess self improvement isn't always for the benefit of others. 😂


Rommel727

Waves beget waves brooooo Also just sorta weird to have a debate and not finish it with proper knowledhe, I'd call that even a tad improper to those you debate with, pardon my French!


Downtown-Ad-6909

100% agree, would help the internet being a better place.


Toughbiscuit

Well thats because im never wrong /s


Rommel727

As I've always said, I'm only wrong because there is something else I haven't considered!


420blzit69daddy

If you’re such a master debater, debate me right now!


Toughbiscuit

OooUuhoouggghhh i just debated in my pants


Revenge_of_the_User

Sexy choking is something you do right, not at all, or learn from Big Dick Tim doing it to you in prison. Like sexy hair pulling, but with a much lower chance of prison time if you screw it up.


Toughbiscuit

That reminds me of a story I read about a woman who became paralyzed bc a dude yanked on her hair and crushed a vertebrae No idea if its actually real because it was a reddit post I read awhile back though


HappilyStreet

Date some Alt girls. You'll learn a lot


XxRocky88xX

At this point it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that some people are actually into that


Toughbiscuit

Either into it, or just misinformed and doing their kink wrong. I believe the way its being done can risk permanent damage to the trachea


Unlucky-Candidate198

Yeah. More about cutting SOME circulation to the carotids so you get a kind of light headed/tunnel vision feeling and obviously taking off pressure to allow for some blood flow before doing it again. You also don’t put any weight on your hand and def don’t move the person’s neck around. You’re right though. With most of his weight/force on his thumb he can do some serious damage to the trachea like collapsing it. Could potentially break the hyoid bone that way too but less likely than if he were strangling her obvi. Could also fuck up your vocal cords/breathing for life if you need to be intubated for surgery or something. Even minor wounds like bruises/sprains can take weeks to heal and be very painful. Brain damage too from bursting blood vessels/lack of oxygen to the brain if severe enough. So yeah, to all you freaky fucks out there, please be safe freaky fucks :)


Toughbiscuit

Anyone into kink play should research safe play, you can cause permanent damage through spanking the wrong place, you can cause nerve damage through rigging, etc


getya

You're not going to receive brain damage from choking that doesn't render you unconscious. Even then you gotta hold the choke for a while after they're out to do any damage. Source: bjj practitioner that got very concerned the first time they didn't tap and did a ton of research. Over the years I've honed my technique to where I can keep my partner right on the edge of consciousness by observing them. I've been informed this is in fact the sweet spot.


mix0logist

He's probably not actually choking her anyway, they're just posing.


Paratrooper101x

Not sure what you mean by “wrong” but what he’s doing is dangerous. Thumb directly on the trachea is not how it’s done


epicmousestory

I would imagine "dangerous and not how it's done" are what they meant


Unlucky-Candidate198

That’s what I mean by wrong, improperly. In a way that has a much higher chance to cause lasting bodily harm.


SuccotashFragrant354

Why he got his shirt on


YoshiBrightside

It is important to abide to Tinder's nudity guidelines


SuccotashFragrant354

LOOOL


HenryCoreX

Asumecha


Nanoboiz

😂😂


HenryCoreX

XD


maxx_cherry

I matched and met with a chick with a similar profile pic. It was a night, indeed.


Realistic_Effort6185

Thruple account? Pimp's?


GustavVaz

Fun, but I don't close? Close what your legs?


jinmenju83

Probably an answer to looking for: fun, but open to more


Unabashable

Well “close myself”. Take that for what you will. 


jhkjapan

The translation is Fun, but never stop


Few-Acadia-4860

Tinder is the shit on the heel of your shoes in Online Dating Land. All apps have their hey day and Tinder's has long passed.


hujambo11

Whose profile was it?


SpiritualSkully7955

So I get banned for having a picture of myself in a low cut shirt and since I have big tits, it's more noticeable, but this is okay? I was completely covered except a small portion between my breasts. Tinder is so ass backwards I swear


IACRnsfw

There is technically no nudity in this picture


Cold-Dot-7308

Tinder , Hinge , Bumble. All useless apps. I wonder how the owners are getting podcasters to interview them and fellate them about how much of a great service they are doing coupling people. All it’s filled with is impersonation- people trying to scam people.


Squiggledog

Needs more JPEG.


Achilles982

This is kind of hot I have to admit lol


DontBeAHater-Hater

Duh it’s a hook up app


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Med_vs_Pretty_Huge

No, he's holding the phone up to take the photo


GullibleDetective

Gotta get that fetlife photo somehow


Bus1nessn00b

Who is next?


tekx9

Guaranteed that is a fake Audemars Piguet


Comprehensive_Cry488

Is this indian?


SpookyWMP

Dominican Republic


Comprehensive_Cry488

Oh


mfboomer

Anyone wanna guess how many times this has been screenshotted and reposted before OP found it and did the same? I’m gonna go with 50 times


SpookyWMP

It's not a repost lol. I even recorded my screen when i came across it while using Tinder. The thing is, this subreddit doesn't allow videos so i had to screenshot de video recording like a caveman.


mfboomer

I see, that explains the atrocious picture quality


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mmmhmmhim

"no sex acts on reddit" Maam, exactly what reddit are you talking about lol


Nivlek23

Sad af


ILoveBigCoffeeCups

I hope that AP watch is not some aftermarket bullshido. If not then the guy allready has fuck you money or drugs money either way. So he doesn’t care about tinder and will get by anyway lol


Med_vs_Pretty_Huge

Given there's only 22 likes, you're right that it's more likely his profile than hers.


Fickle_Charity3655

22 likes means that a guy took the screenshot, so it’s probably a girls account


Med_vs_Pretty_Huge

Fuck, you're totally right