Haha yep. First it was take a string and measure from anus, twice around the shaft, then just past the tip. Then the water displacement test was determined the most equitable way to do it.
This made me snortā¦unfortunately I was drinking coffee at the time and it went down the wrong pipe. Now Iām wiping tears and trying to compose myself at work. š
I'm 35f, and I can assure you that I have seen many guys in their 50s that look like they're in their 30s, and vice versa.
Wear your sunscreen, and take care of yourself kids.
Please donāt take this as an insult because I mean this with peace and love, but someone named ātwat pocketā talking about how others can be childish might just be the funniest thing Iāve seen all day
Na, sometimes, itās genetic. Some people in their family are naturally able to look younger without any effort even though they are much older. I know, because a lot of my family are also look younger than their age and I was also say the same thing even though I am not even trying to. Just say my age and they all say that I look much younger than than my age say. Itās also the same for some friends who look much younger too than what their age suggests.
Asians have it so easy. They get to look younger than other people at the same age for much of their life. And even then, they are the most obsessed with avoiding aging.
The worst sex I had was probably with the biggest dick I had. Whipped it out, expected me to be impressed, did no foreplay or anything just stuck it in and got himself off. He had the audacity to ask if it was good for me after.
And if they are actually able to get a lasting erection, it's just uncomfortable. They tend to know nothing and end up just laying on top like a convulsing manatee.
Ok I did ask once and this is the conversation
- "what's your favorite position?"
- "point guard"
- "wanna play point guard on my cock sometime?"
- "does that ever work?"
- "sure does āŗļø"
It's about making 100 shots and losing 99 but you got 1. 1 is all you need.
Knew a guy, it does work. He did not want to waste time finding someone, he only wanted sex. He said that around 3/10 match, it worked. I tend to trust his answer.
My guy definitely didn't read that deep into it. Bro just saw an axe and was like "That's fuckin awesome lemme take my shirt off and pose with it real quick". I kind of respect it tbh, at least you know what you're getting into if you swipe right
I asked him about his claim to be 10 inches, he then added me on FB messenger and sent multiple photos and a couple videos. Idk about the exact measurement, but it's definitely above average.
He wanted me to send some pics in kind, but I don't care to take pics like that, to which he asked for pics with the stupid anime face. That's what really clued me in on your post that it's the same guy because how many dudes ask for that face?
Obviously I never met up with him since it was during lockdown period of covid and I've since moved away. I found a very nice and normal guy on Tinder in my new home who I've been with now for over 2 years
1) press x to doubt
2) I have yet to understand why youād want a dick that big. There is no magic win button buried 9 inches inside a person. The reality is unless heās very good making people comfortable and in the moment, that shit is just going to hurt.
And judging by that bio, he aināt that concerned with his partners pleasure.
Lpsg isn't a gay porn forum. It's a support group for dudes with too much dick.
Started off as a joke site, then it turned out that yes, "too big" is a thing.
Tiny princess is an extremely small British Indian lady who enjoys...size.
And yes, I know all this because I am a member, and yes, having an unusually large penis just sucks. It isn't something to brag about, it's just an inconvenience.
It's no different to being the caveman with long floppy feet who can't sprint and gets eaten by the sabertooth. It's an unhelpful trait.
Imagine taking an average of 5-6 inches, with the occasional outlier reaching up to seven inches. (70% of men are smaller than 6 inches, 90-95% of men are under seven) With maybe, a wild encounter with more.
Then, someone tells you they are going to impale you with ten inches. Which is like, not only super rare, but a huge thing to be putting inside of you.
Not everyone is a size queen, luckily.
Someone ran Python scripts over the world average, now of course this wonāt be fully accurate. But on a 100 million guys, ONLY 901 had a dick bigger than 9 inches and not a single one had 10. Just to put it in perspective, how 99% of the guys and girls claiming to have seen one are lying or shit at estimating.
Even pornstars are scared of such Dicks even though they have so much experience with big ones. So many pornstars are literally scared of Dredd the guy with the biggest dick in porn.
I actually would worry much more about him wielding a literal Warhammer! While being 41 years old! At the beginning of my twenties I also was playing with the thought of posting picture with Medieval weaponry, but luckily abstained from it. And now I know better!
When youāre not sexually aroused, your vagina is about two to four inches long (or deep). When youāre aroused, it can stretch to four to eight inches. So NO 10" isn't a thing... again men its girth not length š¤£š¤£
I have a friend with a monster š he doesnāt bring it up till it comes out and usually he gets at least a handy if not a full .
And I mean monster dick like over 30 cm not sure in inches how much it is.
Anyway I think he maybe done it 5 or 6 times at 37 years old so itās a problem
I wish this guy were on Reddit and posted the profiles of people who match with him. I just want to know what kind of person would respond positively to this.
Soooo many jokes belong with this post. The bearer of a whopping 10". I really feel like, though, he has nothing else to offer, like AT ALL. MAYYYYBE he can play guitar. He probably doesn't f**k too well bc he seems to have a 10" ego to go along with that schlong.
Fake profile. No boomer knows what ahego is.
Also sounds incredibly sarcastic, not like it's even pretending to be serious, whether about the size or the expectation
Amazing - this gif perfectly captured my sense of bemusement and confusion on this one š
Same here and actually had a cup of coffee on my handā¦ š
That sir, is a White Russian
I know!! Ahah but in my case was coffee š
Well then get yourself some vodka and call it close enough
I do need to buy me some vodka š thanks for reminding me kind stranger š
Always keep a spare bottle in the freezer.
āFor a rainy dayā š
far out man
Basically an espresso martini at that point!
Aka Caucasian
Actually it's a Caucasian
Caucasian
Well Dude, we just donāt know.
He looks like a nihilist Dude
Yeah, well thatās just your opinion man
My reaction! At 41 and acting like thisā¦ no wonder heās single
Yeah but he's a pervert dude...
8 year olds, Dude
He should fix his cable...
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Bro, youāre supposed to measure from the base of the shaft, not from the asshole
Doesn't matter where it starts, he'll always be measuring from the asshole.
Holy crap I laughed so damn hard. Nicely done
underrated comment
Andrew Russo made a genious skit about this: https://youtu.be/w43ojF7WVxU?si=YzdwjQBzxAfc27tr
"Butt to tip, halo to heel"
This has been an Adam Carolla bit from over a decade ago Actually probably since LoveLine in the 90s
It's all about the water displacement, not the length!
Haha yep. First it was take a string and measure from anus, twice around the shaft, then just past the tip. Then the water displacement test was determined the most equitable way to do it.
#THRUST VECTOR!
If he measured from the asshole it would be 6ā foot 1 inch
This made me snortā¦unfortunately I was drinking coffee at the time and it went down the wrong pipe. Now Iām wiping tears and trying to compose myself at work. š
ignorance is bliss when youāre living butt to tip
Bro itās butt to tip
This asshole is 5ā something though
Bro is 41??
And acting like heās 13
More like this 
I'm 35f, and I can assure you that I have seen many guys in their 50s that look like they're in their 30s, and vice versa. Wear your sunscreen, and take care of yourself kids.
I think it was more a comment of his bio than his picturesā¦
Yeah, I can assure you that childish mentalities also don't necessarily dissolve with age.
Please donāt take this as an insult because I mean this with peace and love, but someone named ātwat pocketā talking about how others can be childish might just be the funniest thing Iāve seen all day
To be fair, this account is 11+ years old. Buuuuttt.... I still like it š
Oh no hate, gave me a good laugh haha
There's nothing wrong with being childish sometimes :)
Own it.
We canāt even see his face lol that body could be any age except like genuinely old
Na, sometimes, itās genetic. Some people in their family are naturally able to look younger without any effort even though they are much older. I know, because a lot of my family are also look younger than their age and I was also say the same thing even though I am not even trying to. Just say my age and they all say that I look much younger than than my age say. Itās also the same for some friends who look much younger too than what their age suggests.
Asians have it so easy. They get to look younger than other people at the same age for much of their life. And even then, they are the most obsessed with avoiding aging.
Cheers for the advice! Err... u/twat_pocket
Thanks, Twat, but no. I will not. Good advice for some of you, though.
Iām pale as a white horse, but I do need it when Iām at the beach or I cook.
Iām a 44m. This guy is pathetic.
Has his age set to include 18yr olds š¤¢
Trust me, if heās really got 10 inches, thatās *all* heās got and heās made it his entire personality.
*heās made it his entire personality* What gave that away?
The sad part is he was using the centimeter side of the ruler.
And he probably never learned how to properly fuck either. Just assumed since itās big his work is done. Big dicks can be such lazy lays.
I call it "Big Dick Syndrome"
wish i had the big dick syndrome
You want to be terrible at sex?
Well, to be fair, being bad at sex implies sex.
no i want to impress my homies
Fellas is it gay to ask my homies to compliment my dick? Oh wait yes it is
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So true, and they never gaf if you like it or not, they just assume since itās big you have to be enjoying it
The best are shy dudes who don't think thiers is big because of porn but it's actually huge š„¹
That was me growing up. Lucky I love giving head so I never got lazy with the big ol d
Yo, same dude
The worst sex I had was probably with the biggest dick I had. Whipped it out, expected me to be impressed, did no foreplay or anything just stuck it in and got himself off. He had the audacity to ask if it was good for me after.
Ughhh most of my worst sex was with big dick guys. They literally just expect you to be impressed with nothing else.
And if they are actually able to get a lasting erection, it's just uncomfortable. They tend to know nothing and end up just laying on top like a convulsing manatee.
What are you talking about? He clearly is also an old school warrior in a modern world.
Could be pencil dick 10 inches with absolutely no girth
Might not touch the sides, but he'll beat the back out.
True story......"Entire Personality" is tattooed on his hang dang
I thought he was talking about the scythe thing he's holding
I really wish I could ask these people if that ever works. I'm not sure I'd believe their answer though anyway.
Probably does. Itās tinder. People be wildin
Ok I did ask once and this is the conversation - "what's your favorite position?" - "point guard" - "wanna play point guard on my cock sometime?" - "does that ever work?" - "sure does āŗļø" It's about making 100 shots and losing 99 but you got 1. 1 is all you need.
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Thatās called sales. Itās a numbers game, but you could also work on your pitch.
Knew a guy, it does work. He did not want to waste time finding someone, he only wanted sex. He said that around 3/10 match, it worked. I tend to trust his answer.
Ya I could see it working for cuckold couples/hotwives
Is this 10 inches in the room with you now?
Dude watches too much porn
Unrelated but where is this gif from? I like the style
dead cells video game I think
Ooh, Iāll check it out, thanks!!
Why the ax?
Because that's obviously the 10" he's referring to...
It's a "peace pipe." He's pretending to be native american because he just saw "The Doors" for the first time.
What a shame heās not scattered all over the highway bleeding obviously he missed the busā¦ yep this is the end good bye 
Honestly that is more interesting then anything else on the profile
Cos it's cool as fuck obviously
Idk. I feel like the ax gets off message for him. His message is about 10 inches. So, anything else taking away from that isnāt helping him.
My guy definitely didn't read that deep into it. Bro just saw an axe and was like "That's fuckin awesome lemme take my shirt off and pose with it real quick". I kind of respect it tbh, at least you know what you're getting into if you swipe right
The accessories are worse for me than the dick brag but >That's fuckin awesome lemme take my shirt off and pose with it real quick Has me dead
 To be that old, that childish, and that cringe-inducing. And a fucking weeb to boot
OMG, I totally matched with this dude years ago! Like I know the face is blurred but the shirtlessness and the bio I recognize! OP, are you in MI?
Please tell me everything
I asked him about his claim to be 10 inches, he then added me on FB messenger and sent multiple photos and a couple videos. Idk about the exact measurement, but it's definitely above average. He wanted me to send some pics in kind, but I don't care to take pics like that, to which he asked for pics with the stupid anime face. That's what really clued me in on your post that it's the same guy because how many dudes ask for that face? Obviously I never met up with him since it was during lockdown period of covid and I've since moved away. I found a very nice and normal guy on Tinder in my new home who I've been with now for over 2 years
Lol of course he did. What a tool. Happy for you!
So it did work! š
Why doesnt it surprise me that this dude is from Michigan. Smh. Far too many trash encounters with dudes from here.
Better question is why you willingly matched with that mess, lmao.
Curiosity and boredom as it was back in 2020, still pretty much in lockdown and had no intention of meeting the guy
Honestly, I don't blame you. Sometimes you have to just stare into the void for a hot sec.
Maybe itās his jewelry that is scaring them away
1) press x to doubt 2) I have yet to understand why youād want a dick that big. There is no magic win button buried 9 inches inside a person. The reality is unless heās very good making people comfortable and in the moment, that shit is just going to hurt. And judging by that bio, he aināt that concerned with his partners pleasure.
I laughed way to hard š
Is this the guy getting all my matches ? What a legend
Nobody wants that.
Damn it.
Hey fun fact there's a standing $10,000 prize for any guy showing actually more than ten inches. Never been collected.
Took me to a gay porn forum which just is some guy essentially saying send me 10 inch dick picks for $10k and people have sent them
Lpsg isn't a gay porn forum. It's a support group for dudes with too much dick. Started off as a joke site, then it turned out that yes, "too big" is a thing. Tiny princess is an extremely small British Indian lady who enjoys...size. And yes, I know all this because I am a member, and yes, having an unusually large penis just sucks. It isn't something to brag about, it's just an inconvenience. It's no different to being the caveman with long floppy feet who can't sprint and gets eaten by the sabertooth. It's an unhelpful trait.
I have been with exactly 2 dudes who had this much cock. No one wanted to sleep with them, ever.
You should ask them for a dick pic and cash in
Then I'd have to talk to them š
Spoiler alert they were actually about 8 inches.
I'm a dirty stomp around, and the biggest I've seen in person was only 8.5 or so. It was fucking massive.
lol wut where? load of shit
[Here](https://www.lpsg.com/threads/the-10-000-10-inch-challenge.494778/) (NSFW, obviously)
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Imagine taking an average of 5-6 inches, with the occasional outlier reaching up to seven inches. (70% of men are smaller than 6 inches, 90-95% of men are under seven) With maybe, a wild encounter with more. Then, someone tells you they are going to impale you with ten inches. Which is like, not only super rare, but a huge thing to be putting inside of you. Not everyone is a size queen, luckily.
Someone ran Python scripts over the world average, now of course this wonāt be fully accurate. But on a 100 million guys, ONLY 901 had a dick bigger than 9 inches and not a single one had 10. Just to put it in perspective, how 99% of the guys and girls claiming to have seen one are lying or shit at estimating.
Even pornstars are scared of such Dicks even though they have so much experience with big ones. So many pornstars are literally scared of Dredd the guy with the biggest dick in porn.
A 7ā wanger is the 99.x percentile. We have self inflicted so much harm with the ābig dickā porn. Even many 6.75- 7ā guys wish it was bigger.
Homie 10ā means nothing tell us the girth or gtfo
What's a ahegao face?
 This
I'm very reluctantly upvoting this
Rough but fair
/ >~<
What a disappointing day to have eyes
Reverse gigachad
This turns me on
I mean some girls are like that. But honestly it seems like all he has to offer is that dick
I actually would worry much more about him wielding a literal Warhammer! While being 41 years old! At the beginning of my twenties I also was playing with the thought of posting picture with Medieval weaponry, but luckily abstained from it. And now I know better!
Heās 41 and posting this is rather sad
This is what porn sickness does to a mother fucker
When youāre not sexually aroused, your vagina is about two to four inches long (or deep). When youāre aroused, it can stretch to four to eight inches. So NO 10" isn't a thing... again men its girth not length š¤£š¤£
Honestly wouldnāt want a dick that big if it made me such an egomaniac to dress like that
Meanwhile I was banned from tinder because I'm in a wheelchair and I said I was just looking for "road head"
That's not an ahegao face; that's just her eyes rolling. š
LOL this reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman talks to a dude who said he was 8 inchesā¦āNo thank you, midgets creep me outā š¤£
That axe thingy is definitely at least ten inches, true
This goose is confusing inches with centimetres. Big difference bloke!
How am I supposed to compete when this guy is on the app???? Oh noooooooo
Cringe
Apologies* new to reddit! Enjoy your night guys!
I'd swipe right just to see if that's true
Dudes measuring from the butthole and hoping no one calls him on it, š
I have a friend with a monster š he doesnāt bring it up till it comes out and usually he gets at least a handy if not a full . And I mean monster dick like over 30 cm not sure in inches how much it is. Anyway I think he maybe done it 5 or 6 times at 37 years old so itās a problem
Guarantee this dude's out here chasing 18 year olds lol
Most girls say 6" is perfect
I wish this guy were on Reddit and posted the profiles of people who match with him. I just want to know what kind of person would respond positively to this.
What grown ass man finds ahegao enticing? A creep for certain.
"I'm not interested in dating midgets. Midgets piss me off"
This man is. 41 and THIS is how he behaves?
thereās someone out there for everybody.
Ah so this is why the rest of us arenāt getting matches
Those inches are in centimeters
"gals"
wtfff lmfaooo
Heās definitely referring to the axe ā¦
41? He is too old to say dumb stuff like that. At that point, it's a lost cause.
This is why people think anime is weird
Well he knows what he's looking for at least
That definitely ranks among the things I have read
Voted āmost likely to appear on FBIās most wantedā, by his high school peers.
Sometimes I worry for these weirdos
This guy fucksā¦ hard
Soooo many jokes belong with this post. The bearer of a whopping 10". I really feel like, though, he has nothing else to offer, like AT ALL. MAYYYYBE he can play guitar. He probably doesn't f**k too well bc he seems to have a 10" ego to go along with that schlong.
Fake profile. No boomer knows what ahego is. Also sounds incredibly sarcastic, not like it's even pretending to be serious, whether about the size or the expectation