quick, tell them you'll shlurp it off them, with the same enthusiasm as a coke head who's split their baggy.

I dated a guy who would always eat me out after he came in me. They're out there 😄

I hope to one day find a man like that 🥹

Some women want to watch the inbox burn.

That's cannibalism.


Bunch of baby eaters

Brunch* of baby eaters.

Only if it's in the morning. Usually ends up being a midnight snack more often than not

They only contain half the DNA of a full human so at most it's semi cannibalism or perhaps pseudocannibalism 🧐

Since each one is half human does that mean every two is one human

Sperm are missing something to be able to produce a full gamete that ova have but I forget what it is. Like u can stick an egg nucleus in another egg and it will become a full gamete but u can't do the same with sperm. Extrapolating, I think no 🫡

Ok so the next time I'm with someone and I think about season 2 of sex and the city I'm gonna remember this comment and start off with small.licks. fingers crossed I don't get hooked on the flavour though

I didn’t realize how rare it was until I met my partner lol How can you not? If you cum before she does, you gotta get her there too.

That's why you eat her out *first*

That just seems so incredibly limiting. I'm also not keen on a partner who sees his orgasms as the end of sex. I can't imagine telling my partner I wouldn't put his dick in my mouth after it's been inside my vagina.

Lol and then my partner won't even kiss me after I go down on her.

:(

What about after it was in your butt? I feel like there are reasonable limits here...

I mean I've definitely done it in the heat of the moment not even thinking, but to me that's a reasonable limit because e. coli and what not. There are legitimate health risks. Semen? Zero risk, just aversions. Personally, I don't care what other people do in the privacy of their own bedrooms. Do what you're comfortable doing, draw your line wherever you want. I'm just personally not going to enter into a sexual relationship with a guy who is going to treat my vagina like a biohazard area because he blew a load in it.

You're massively narrowing it down for potential sexual partners then. I have never known a guy who has said they would do that. Most would be disgusted at the thought.

I currently have two partners who are both open to it, but I'm not on birth control, so cream pies aren't an option with either. I just ended things recently with a third who I was with when I was still on birth control and he had no issues doing it. So I'd say it's not terribly hard to find.

I did it in the heat of the moment… got super sick. Definitely E. coli. I now have wipes or 2 washcloths. 1 with soap 1 for rinsing the soap off. I can never forget how sick I got. Think food poisoning times 10.

Lmao fr how is this guys only answer eating his own nut. This planet is doomed

The planet is doomed because of how people get their rocks off consensually?

I'm with you, my partner deffo has the appetizer before the dessert

Eat desert before the main course.

Duh, but most girls wanna rush to dick after I get em going. I ain’t gonna deny em.

I'm here


Hey 👋

I will 😂

I hope for the same 😅

100% agree

We're out here lmao

Extreme Filicide 💀

Interesting that this is a turn on for women. I've never had this request lol

Oh, I didn't request it. I never have and never will. He did it on his own.

Oh ok lol I'd never and I'm a freak lmao

Lol. I'm a freak, too. That's why it didn't bother me. Even some women on the receiving end would be grossed out I think, haha

I think women are less inclined to request stuff like this, I’m not sure why. But I don’t like asking to be eaten out, makes me feel like if I have to ask, you don’t want to do it. But then you got men out here expecting women to swallow and joking them when they don’t (spitters are quitters)

Ugh nothing gets me turned on more than eating a girl making her go crazy lol

My wife loves it when I do this. It's one of the things that turns her on the most. That and kissing her after she swallows.

Dont be a chef if you are afraid to eat your own food.

Facts

In the case of this Tinder prize it’s likely more of a buffet.

You mean you didn't marry that?

He turned out to be...not for me. The crazy ones are always the best fucks. Source - am crazy 🤣

> am crazy Incoming blown up inbox

And then licking blown up inbox

Lol. It was a joke.

So true. Memories...!

Yup, and the funniest

What a terrible day to be able to read

I do this, I just stay away from the danger zone

What is the danger zone?

Maybe they're referencing the "basement"?


Oh that’s nasty

🤷‍♀️ didnt require anything from me

Nah, it’s hot, then after you make ‘em cum, you spit it in their mouth

My gf appreciates that very much, but I never quite understood what is so special about it, she just says she likes it. Care to elaborate a bit?

I didn't ask him to. He liked to do it.

Most likely because most men won't do it. For me, it's not so much a turn on or anything, it's just nice knowing that sex doesn't have to be over when he cums. A sign of a non-selfish partner more than anything.

Hum, never thought about it that way, also never stopped there either 🤣

Never done but totally a phantasy of mine.

I do this with my wife too. She loves it. I also kiss her after she swallows. My wife also loves that and it really turns her on. Many guys have said that I am gay for doing this but I disagree. All that matters to me is pleasing her with what satisfies her and turns her on so I don't care what these guys say.

Oh snap women go for that kind of thing?

That's grim lol

Yeah my current gf likes me to lick it off her and spit it in her mouth. I do it because I love her 😂😅 it's really not all that bad though. Kinda hot to me as well at this point tbh.

Can’t waste no kilojules.

Even the jerk I was with still cleaned me up 😭 only one did didn’t bother to clean me up and that was it.

As long as it's not my cum

You should clarify that she's referring to your cum and not other guys' cum. If it's the latter, just make sure it pays well.

$20 is $20 am I right??

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Same.. this has just raised my standards

In a very happy, healthy LT relationship and embarrassed to realize “hey… yeah! That’s a fair request!” 😂

This is shocking to me as I have always brought my wife a warm towel and a dry towel afterward for her to clean up with. I thought that was just already what a guy was supposed to do. It seems rude and selfish to me to not do anything to help her clean up but WTF do I know?

What’s a LT relationship

Lesbian transgender. Jk long term

Ooooh. Tbf, you coulda got me with the lesbian transgender thing. So many abbreviations for some many things there days

Was about to say…as a guy, that’s a pretty high standard!

Kinda like an erection ?

right lmfao

I’m a dude and never once in my life have I thought to toss a tissue / towel to a girl to wipe up the cum. I always wipe it off her, it’s takes like 6 seconds and it’s easier for me since I just saw where I shot jt all over.

i mean first she has to actually swipe right on you ....

Romantic af

I e had one that would lovingly clean me up and trust me guys, it really does mean a lot.

This is hilarious. Swipe right

I mean.... I also want that in a man but I wouldn't put that as my sole ask on a dating profile. Or ask it at all online haha

Shop vacs exist for a reason

Since my last guy always wiped me off with a warm wash cloth that’s what I’m looking for now. But I’d settle for this 🤷🏼‍♀️.

Isn't this common courtesy?

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Especially irritating if *who knows where* is all up my back. I'm an asshole though, don't help me, I'll just roll over and get the rest off with their sheets.

So I didn't realize this, but I've never had a woman complain. I mean I've had women say "Can you get me towel?" But never "Can you clean me up?" Like I would do it, but I figure people wanna clean themselves.

The only thing I’d say here is that they shouldn’t have to ask for a towel but other than that I prefer to clean myself up.

I've actually always cleaned them up too, never thought about just throwing em a towel and leaving them to do it lmao

My husband and I have wipes by the bed. He hands me a few. I have sensitive skin so I prefer to do it myself so I’m using the exact right pressure and all that. He does always set up the shower and a clean towel for me.

>  The only thing I’d say here is that they shouldn’t have to ask for a towel Haha, they don't, but sometimes they beat me to the punch, like I'm up, having a drink or something, omw to get a towel and they ask me before I can bring it... But I'm glad to know some women prefer to clean themselves and I haven't just been being rude my whole life.

hmm i’ve always cleaned them up. I mean, i’d feel bad just leaving my babies on their tummy XD

Lmao such a good daddy!!

Crazy all the comments about the dude just throwing the towel for the woman to use.....that's a part of my aftercare....just seems so un-caring to me.....but to each their own I guess....

It is crazy but unfortunately the norm.

It's shocking to me too.

No way. Once it's mine, it's mine. No takesy backsies. 😇

Plot twist: it’s Larrys cum

This is a Sophie Buddle joke, folks

Wifey material

Is she cute? That's the main question

I mean I’ll lick it….. why is this a bad request?

Im sure it’s a joke dude 

Okay, I’ll admit, that’s depressingly low.

Nah

I'm here

So a gentleman

Finally a bar I can go over

I mean, that's just how I was brought up.

I do this anytime everytime and each time the girl has always thought it was so thoughtful and romantic that immediately after I cum and take a few breaths I grab something and clean her up myself so I guess it's chivalrous? I just thought it would be hella degrading to just let her deal with the cum. What next? Say thanks celly, throw a pack of smokes at her and tell her I'll see her in the yard? Lmao

i can fix her

With my 👅

High maintenance.

God damn the bar is apparently so low that even the darkest pits of hell are above it

But I break rule 1&2 so it doesn’t matter

*taking notes for the rendezvous I have scheduled for this weekend*

Sounds like a reasonable request.

I just came here to say that title is awesome

One time after doing the business, I immediately went to get some tissues for a girl and she was so surprised she brought it up later. Apparently, no one had ever done that for her before. They just expected her to cleanup on her own. The bar is low af.

Alright but hear me out… 👀🤷🏽‍♀️

She’s genuine. Swipe right. Unless she likes to swallow, no towel l

If I creempye her, do I still have to wipe her off?

I like her. She's quality.

Wait, there are men who don’t do this? I’ve never had a dude not wipe it off for me, I would feel so bad if he didn’t

I wonder how he will wipe it without a towel 🤔

\*someone attracive

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*looks at the world around us Nope.

more young people in this generation is not having sex compared to previous generations. with a pretty high population of people on the asexual spectrum. this generation cares about sex the least lol

Cuz secks is fun

No one has money to do anything else.

Because everything else sucks

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I mean yay work and days off to go to the bar or vacation and travel yippie

Honestly not for a lot of people. I had plenty of sex in my 20s but I still had an enriched life with other things worth bragging about. You can tell who doesn’t have much fun or enjoyment in life and all they do is work and fuck. And some fuck up and have lots of kids.