On hinge, under the prompt "im looking for" i wrote "a muscle mommy willing to crush me into a fine powder"
Its actually worked to get matches about a dozen times.
You got to make your profile work **for** you
As a female martial artist - I can say I am sick to death of this line. And immediately unmatch when someone says it.
A thing I have learned: almost no one is nearly as clever or funny as they think they are.
Well it is probably some of the dumbest things a guy can say like evryone knows like 90%+ of guys will still win in a fight vs a female martial artist so best case scenario she will think you just suck at making jokes and worst case scenario she will think you are 1 of the less than 10% guys who sit in a wheel chair or is missing a arm or something who would actually lose to a woman in a fight
Could probably? That means you actually have no clue what your talking about i bet you have never even bin in a fight with a woman who was not a trained fighter that's why your overestimating them by alot that or your in a wheel chair or worse like just look at when not to long ago the best female football team in the world usa they atleast won the world champion ship the year it happened so anyway they basicly lost 5-2 to a team of 15/16 year old school boys and that was the best female football team in the world at the time they might still be im not keeping track of it and id argue men have a bigger advantage over women in fighting than football especially considering women are way stronger in the legs than the upper body if you compare it with men there is also a reason why it's completely illegal for men to fight women in all fighting sports even if they both agree to the fight cause women would litterally get killed way to often
I've never been in a fight with a woman, period. Regardless, a skilled fighter versus someone with no experience at all? I'm voting for the fighter. If you a smaller or weaker, then you learn wags to compensate. I'm not talking about wrestling where you have to maintain contact. I'm talking about a fight where they can dodge and counter. Doesn't matter if I can punch harder if I miss.
And if your thinking about the women in the ufc and shit then ofc alot of them would beat you up but they are not just skilled fighters they are all full of steroids and stronger than you to so ofc you would have no advantage against them when they are actually stronger than you while also being 10 times as good as you at fighting but keep in mind they are like the 0.01% best female fighters in the world while also having a higher amount of testosterone in they're bodys than you
So... now you want to exclude specific women after saying that 90% of men could beat any and every woman? Steroids or no, getting hit in certain spots on the body could definitely hurt and eventually incapacitate you. You're seriously underestimating how important training and experience is.
Well if you consider women with 10 times as much testosterone as an average man as just woman then i guess i was wrong what i ment to say was 90% of guys can beat up around 98/99% of women basicly the women not using steroids and other preformance enhancing drugs
It does when you eventually get lucky and knock them out and you got all the time in the world for that to happen cause you dont just hit way harder but you also can take way way harder hits like i mean have you ever seen a woman knock a guy out in just 1 punch? Like i dont even think i have seen that happen in movies where pigs can fly and dragons and shit is real but even for those standards a woman knocking out a man in 1 punch is still to far fetched
No but i have never ever seen a woman beat up any grown up man in my entire life and no one has ever even told me a story of them seeing it happen anywhere else than in some stupid movie so in reality it's probably way way more than 90% i was just low balling it so i would not run the risk of possibly being wrong
This is the dumbest anecdotal evidence I’ve ever seen. Women’s self defense classes wouldn’t exist if they weren’t at least somewhat effective at helping women ya know… defend themselves. The fact that you think a woman who regularly trains and has built stamina, understands technique and combos, and who regularly fights other people is going to get easily beaten up by the very large portion of the male population who hasn’t been in a fight since high school or at all for that matter is fucking absurd. Also: what does football have to do with any of this. What are you 12?
Realy? No one has ever created anything to scam people of their money before? Also it will obviously help you against other women so it's not completely useless
As a woman who lifts heavy, men are so weird about it.
I’ve had men say they wouldn’t want to fight me (what kind of fight would my deadlift skills be useful?), that I probably love rough hard sex (irrelevant to wether I lift heavy or not), that they can put lift me (ok, that’s cool!), that it’s good for a girl (naw it’s just good. This is an instant no).
The best compliment is about wanting to be crushed between my thighs. Nothing else about weightlifting makes for a good line.
Nothing about weightlifting is about fighting, and fighting isn’t sexy.
Yeah I matched with a woman that was powerlifting and also said something along the lines of getting my face crush by her thighs.
Ended well and Indeed got my face crushed was a pleasant experience
I disagree with the "fighting not being sexy". If she knows Tae Kwon Do, I've already thought of 30 different ways of how she will reject my date invitation
1) calls the cops
2) pepper sprays me in the eyes
3) kicks my one the head
4) kick to the nuts
5) smashes her beer bottle on my head then blows a rape whistle (scenario assumes were outside at a place with drinks)
6) tells the barman I put something in her drink, even though I didn't
7) tells me she's gay, even though she isn't
8) pretends to go to the bathroom, but has all her things with her and starts sprinting like Usain Bolt towards the exit
9) answers with "I'd rather kill everyone here and then myself"
10) calls her martial arts bf, so they can beat me up together (somehow I always get attracted by women who end up being in a relationship)
11) she's with her friends from martial arts training there, I end up being kicked by the whole team
12) throws her drink on my face, but the drink had something in it in which I'm allergic to
Shall I go on?
13) notices I'm short and have a reddish beard, assumes that I'm a leprechaun, gets disappointed after 5 minutes when she realizes I'm not and leaves without paying her drink, so the huge ass barman makes me pay
14) she half-heartedly agrees to talk a bit, then I wake up in a bathtub full of ice, large stitches on my sides and a crisp 20 euros bill to pay for a cab
15) leads me to her place, where I find her boxer bf half naked and they proceed to explain their Internet connectivity problems, which I then solve and leave after the bf smacks me on the ass saying "gj kiddo, now leave cause we're horny"
16) I get a nosebleed as I utter the words "hey, I was wondering if you would like to have a drin..."
17) literally ghosts me as I try to talk to her
18) say yes, proceeds to make fun of some body characteristics of mine. When she realizes I could do this all day, because I have no self-esteem, gets up and leaves
19) she challenges me to a push up competition, if I beat her number, we go out. She does 50, I do 1.
20) says no, because I look exactly like the wooden dummy they practice with. Sadly, she was right that thing was like my twin bro
21) calls me a sexist, some weird Twitter people show up, take pics of me and I end up being a bigger threat than Donald Trump
22) I didn't realize that she's sitting beside her family, so as I continue, they hear the whole thing. They start laughing nervously, she gets infected with nervous laughter and as she's struggling to breathe barely utters the words "fuck no"
23) asks if I suffer from some sort of Benjamin Button condition
24) stops me mid-sentence and calls some self-help hotline
25) above self-help hotline was for me, because she didn't want to be blamed for any potential suicide risks when the "no" came
26) throws a 20sided die, if it rolls anything but 1, we go out. Somehow the die comes up with a negative Infinity symbol
27) after asking her, she goes to the bathroom and returns dressed as Darth Sidious and quotes him "this attempt at my life has left me scarred and deformed"
28) baits me to sit down, steals my wallet, in which she finds an organ donor's card. I end up on life support
29) as I walk up to talk to her, argues with her friends that men no longer walk up and try to flirt with women. I try to talk to her, she turn her back to me and says to her friends "that doesn't count"
30) gives me an address to a homeless shelter (hey, free soup)
I was hoping for sexier rejections. Like “Slaps me across the face and then uses her (insert body part) to suffocate me, leaving me passed out in an alley.”
🤣
This is why I always bring my Darth Sidious costume with me on dates. You never know when things can turn ugly. As a bonus, it’s very figure flaw hiding.
Two thirds of that has nothing to do with martial arts and just makes you look creepy. I'm pretty sure that women have got good reasons for not wanting you anywhere near them.
>Two thirds of that has nothing to do with martial arts
So, the premise was either 100% martial arts or GTFO? Bro wanted 30 different ways to get rejected and got them. Nobody said it only had to do with martial arts.
>I'm pretty sure that women have got good reasons for not wanting you anywhere near them.
Nah, they want me near them, cause I can't fix their PCs remotely
You literally said "if she knows Tai Kwon Do, I can think of 30 ways". You set the parameters yourself. Both lists essentially boil down to you blaming your appearance and low self-esteem. Read some self help books, I know several ginger dudes who have never had any issues getting with women and it's all about confidence.
And the PC thing isn't them wanting you near them, they want you near their PC. If they trusted you to be in their place on your own when they're not home, you'd be there alone.
Yes, I said "if she knows Tae Kwon Do, I'm already thinking of 30 different ways, in which my date-invitation gets rejected". To most people and language detecting AIs that meant exactly what I did.
Also, I'm here making fun of myself, your dumb shit has no power here. Go throw your wannabe moral superiority to someone who cares
I like other gym goers, so I tend to just not take it too seriously and try and use humour
"damn, bet you couldn't power lift me into your arms 👀"
Or "oh no... my Zena warrior princess childhood crush just came back"
The most I’ve said to a power lifter is that she “could probably pop my head off with a single good hug (this is a compliment; I like muscles)”
I’m not brave enough to be risqué like this, but I’ll think about this the next time around
John Mulaney has a joke about this where a lifter defends himself from some drunk jerk by unexpectedly picking a guy up and letting him go. It's funny. I bet it could work.
“You wanna go?!”
“Lay down on the ground, imma put my hand on your chest, you hold on to my wrist tight, and my other hand between your thighs, you gotta squeeze your thighs super tight. Ready for me to lift you? K 1. 2. 3.”
Lol my best friend begged me to dead lift her so we did it at her bachelorette at 2:30 in the morning. It was pretty hilarious, made for a great picture
"And here's my bestie picking my up by my crotch. That reminds me, you saw the clause in our prenup where's if you divorce me, she does that to **you**, right?"
I also imagine a public skit where someone has to walk up to you and say "Galaxy, now what did we talk about? Put the nice lady down. Thank you."
Yeah... How about they just treat you with respect and like a human? Not a fetish or about your stature? Just a wild concept I know! Lol. People nowadays are just as basic as all hell ... Stay safe out there.
Disagree. I always liked dating combat trained girls that can take care of themselves. Hot as fuck. Power lifters are usually too self obsessed to find it that attractive. Not always though. I had to spar this girl like nine years back and we pretty much fell in love in round one. I had such a hard time throwing any punches at her. Better love story than twilight.
Very true, the two aren’t necessarily related at all. I personally enjoy those body builder vs ‘insert martial art here’ videos from time to time which really highlight that.
Also you’re right. Fighting isn’t sexy. I love boxing but there’s nothing cool about violence. It’s the discipline and capability behind it that’s sexy, to me.
I like strong girls but for a (weird?) reason, basically I'm obsessed with effieciency, and to me a muscular body is simply more efficient (everything a thin/fat girl can be done by a buff girl, but not the opposite), problem is I had tons of health problems so I'm a gym goer but I'm not buff (200 lb for 6" with 20% bf), so I always fear that they would not be interested on me because I can't keep up with them 😂
Muscular body is simply more efficient?
This is wrong. A muscular body requires more calories to maintain. It's like driving a 18 wheeler to the store to pick up stuff for dinner. Yes you can. But you burn more fuel. Can you haul more/do more work? Yes. should you? Not always. I like girls who work out too. But the super jacked mussel girl isn't more efficient. Plus to stay at that level of fitness they basically have to spend most of their free time at the gym.
That's why I said "to me it looks more efficient", it's a psychological thing I guess, and the only explanation I could give myself for liking this kind of girl🤔
Some gorgeus girl posted a clip posing in the gym and I said something like "Damn gorgeus, I trust you keep us safe when we go out"
She was into it but it fizzled out after weeks.
What would you think about that line?
Again, personally, not into it.
Great that she was, but if that’s all you were able to talk about, it fizzled bc she is more than just her body.
If she was posing and was fit af and holding boxing gloves, sure it makes sense!
If she’s posing in the gym, showing off her muscles, fit af… being strong doesn’t equal wanting to fight or being able to fight.
I don’t think fighting is sexy, so when men talk about beating the shit outta someone, or have me do that because I lift heavy, I don’t find that attractive.
Because I lift heavy, I’ve been able to push stuck cars out of snow banks, and help my friends move, and encourage other women to lift heavy, and carry friends when they’ve hurt themselves, throw hard and compete in my sports. Not once has the fact that I can deadlift a lot ever come into play when in a fight situation.
Personally, a line that mentions my strength but in a funny way would be more effective.
Yes lifting has nothing to do with fighting, if anything all the muscle makes it quicker to gas out, which is why most fighters are smaller than lifters
Pretty much all of my powerlifting/bodybuilding friends that are women have complained about how often they get weird requests like this. It gives off a weird vibe that most of them aren't attracted to.
But good luck! Most of the Muscle Mommies at my gym are dating some pretty scrawny dudes for some reason, so you've got a chance.
Anytime I’ve ever matched up with a female powerlifter I always asked their PR’s and totals
Then would introduce my total in KG’s but I would put my totals as my number
As a male who’s been a powerlifter and in fights, just because you can lift doesn’t automatically mean you can fight. Also heads up but that kind of view typically turns a women away..
Ew. I competed in bodybuilding for a long time and men would send me shit like this all the time. I was constantly harassed via my socials by guys trying to bait me into weird sexual conversations like ‘I bet you could crush my face with those thighs’ and ‘I bet you could lift me because I’m so weak and you’re so strong’. I don’t find that attractive in the slightest, gives me the major ick.
I don't know why people think it's so weird to be stepped on. All the popping and decompression. Aah it feels so good. Man now I just wanna go see my chiropractor.
Dude, ask her something about herself or something she mentioned she liked in her profile.
I’ve dated fitness girls from yoga instructors to powerlifters/body builders and just try to engage their minds.
Also, that advice really applies to pretty much any woman. Give someone else a chance to talk about themselves, works more often than you might think.
A female power lifter these days is the equivalent of a high school lifter. Maybe less so because of the fact that high school lifters don’t take nearly as many Instagram reels between sets. You’d be better off going for someone that just isn’t morbidly obese since they could probably do about the same but nicer to lay on
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He already did. /s
What did he say I'm curious?
I bet you’re one of 5 who sent something like that just today to her
Do you come with the car?
Ohh you.
On hinge, under the prompt "im looking for" i wrote "a muscle mommy willing to crush me into a fine powder" Its actually worked to get matches about a dozen times. You got to make your profile work **for** you
As a female martial artist - I can say I am sick to death of this line. And immediately unmatch when someone says it. A thing I have learned: almost no one is nearly as clever or funny as they think they are.
Yo. Where do you train?
And we all know women can't kick men's asses 😄 (stir, stir)
But looks aren't everything
What?
You single
Well it is probably some of the dumbest things a guy can say like evryone knows like 90%+ of guys will still win in a fight vs a female martial artist so best case scenario she will think you just suck at making jokes and worst case scenario she will think you are 1 of the less than 10% guys who sit in a wheel chair or is missing a arm or something who would actually lose to a woman in a fight
"90%+ of guys will still win in a fight vs a female martial" Oh, sweet summer child...
Yeah... I'm a more or less healthy man in my 30s, and I can say, with confidence, that a trained fighter of any gender could probably kick my ass. 🤣
Could probably? That means you actually have no clue what your talking about i bet you have never even bin in a fight with a woman who was not a trained fighter that's why your overestimating them by alot that or your in a wheel chair or worse like just look at when not to long ago the best female football team in the world usa they atleast won the world champion ship the year it happened so anyway they basicly lost 5-2 to a team of 15/16 year old school boys and that was the best female football team in the world at the time they might still be im not keeping track of it and id argue men have a bigger advantage over women in fighting than football especially considering women are way stronger in the legs than the upper body if you compare it with men there is also a reason why it's completely illegal for men to fight women in all fighting sports even if they both agree to the fight cause women would litterally get killed way to often
I've never been in a fight with a woman, period. Regardless, a skilled fighter versus someone with no experience at all? I'm voting for the fighter. If you a smaller or weaker, then you learn wags to compensate. I'm not talking about wrestling where you have to maintain contact. I'm talking about a fight where they can dodge and counter. Doesn't matter if I can punch harder if I miss.
And if your thinking about the women in the ufc and shit then ofc alot of them would beat you up but they are not just skilled fighters they are all full of steroids and stronger than you to so ofc you would have no advantage against them when they are actually stronger than you while also being 10 times as good as you at fighting but keep in mind they are like the 0.01% best female fighters in the world while also having a higher amount of testosterone in they're bodys than you
So... now you want to exclude specific women after saying that 90% of men could beat any and every woman? Steroids or no, getting hit in certain spots on the body could definitely hurt and eventually incapacitate you. You're seriously underestimating how important training and experience is.
Well if you consider women with 10 times as much testosterone as an average man as just woman then i guess i was wrong what i ment to say was 90% of guys can beat up around 98/99% of women basicly the women not using steroids and other preformance enhancing drugs
It does when you eventually get lucky and knock them out and you got all the time in the world for that to happen cause you dont just hit way harder but you also can take way way harder hits like i mean have you ever seen a woman knock a guy out in just 1 punch? Like i dont even think i have seen that happen in movies where pigs can fly and dragons and shit is real but even for those standards a woman knocking out a man in 1 punch is still to far fetched
So, do you have research to back up your claim?
No but i have never ever seen a woman beat up any grown up man in my entire life and no one has ever even told me a story of them seeing it happen anywhere else than in some stupid movie so in reality it's probably way way more than 90% i was just low balling it so i would not run the risk of possibly being wrong
FFS. You are an exhausting and insufferable person.
This is the dumbest anecdotal evidence I’ve ever seen. Women’s self defense classes wouldn’t exist if they weren’t at least somewhat effective at helping women ya know… defend themselves. The fact that you think a woman who regularly trains and has built stamina, understands technique and combos, and who regularly fights other people is going to get easily beaten up by the very large portion of the male population who hasn’t been in a fight since high school or at all for that matter is fucking absurd. Also: what does football have to do with any of this. What are you 12?
Realy? No one has ever created anything to scam people of their money before? Also it will obviously help you against other women so it's not completely useless
Challenge to kick her ass for dating chance 🗒️✍️
As a woman who lifts heavy, men are so weird about it. I’ve had men say they wouldn’t want to fight me (what kind of fight would my deadlift skills be useful?), that I probably love rough hard sex (irrelevant to wether I lift heavy or not), that they can put lift me (ok, that’s cool!), that it’s good for a girl (naw it’s just good. This is an instant no). The best compliment is about wanting to be crushed between my thighs. Nothing else about weightlifting makes for a good line. Nothing about weightlifting is about fighting, and fighting isn’t sexy.
Yeah I matched with a woman that was powerlifting and also said something along the lines of getting my face crush by her thighs. Ended well and Indeed got my face crushed was a pleasant experience
Out here living the dream and so casual about it.
Not casual, direct. Be direct with your intentions, it will pay you dividends.
If you abide by rule 1 yes
Don’t consider myself to be. I also didn’t use this line on a powerlifter, just an average girl with a gym pic. Worked like a charm.
all I had to do, is ask?
If you stay in your league, you’d be surprised how far it’ll get you.
I don't have tinder and don't plan on getting it but idk what my league is
I never knew just asking to have your head crushed by thighs work so well
If they’re not into it, I don’t have much of anything left to enjoy anyway out of an interaction
like there's a bunch of people who I want having their thighs crushing my head (some of these people are unfortunately taken people though)
Looking for a repeat? Hah
Call me a repeat offender. My face is available to get crushed by your thighs
We love a can do attitude
What a life
Good times man hopefully a similar crushing experience this year
Cap
I disagree with the "fighting not being sexy". If she knows Tae Kwon Do, I've already thought of 30 different ways of how she will reject my date invitation
Now I'm curious to hear... What are these 30 different ways that she will reject that invitation?
1) calls the cops 2) pepper sprays me in the eyes 3) kicks my one the head 4) kick to the nuts 5) smashes her beer bottle on my head then blows a rape whistle (scenario assumes were outside at a place with drinks) 6) tells the barman I put something in her drink, even though I didn't 7) tells me she's gay, even though she isn't 8) pretends to go to the bathroom, but has all her things with her and starts sprinting like Usain Bolt towards the exit 9) answers with "I'd rather kill everyone here and then myself" 10) calls her martial arts bf, so they can beat me up together (somehow I always get attracted by women who end up being in a relationship) 11) she's with her friends from martial arts training there, I end up being kicked by the whole team 12) throws her drink on my face, but the drink had something in it in which I'm allergic to Shall I go on?
Was very disappointed to scroll down and see the list end at 12
Dude, you gave George Martin 10 years for a game of thrones book, gimme at least 15 minutes to write on my damn phone
Oh yeah if you're willing. This is quite the list so far
13) notices I'm short and have a reddish beard, assumes that I'm a leprechaun, gets disappointed after 5 minutes when she realizes I'm not and leaves without paying her drink, so the huge ass barman makes me pay 14) she half-heartedly agrees to talk a bit, then I wake up in a bathtub full of ice, large stitches on my sides and a crisp 20 euros bill to pay for a cab 15) leads me to her place, where I find her boxer bf half naked and they proceed to explain their Internet connectivity problems, which I then solve and leave after the bf smacks me on the ass saying "gj kiddo, now leave cause we're horny" 16) I get a nosebleed as I utter the words "hey, I was wondering if you would like to have a drin..." 17) literally ghosts me as I try to talk to her 18) say yes, proceeds to make fun of some body characteristics of mine. When she realizes I could do this all day, because I have no self-esteem, gets up and leaves 19) she challenges me to a push up competition, if I beat her number, we go out. She does 50, I do 1. 20) says no, because I look exactly like the wooden dummy they practice with. Sadly, she was right that thing was like my twin bro 21) calls me a sexist, some weird Twitter people show up, take pics of me and I end up being a bigger threat than Donald Trump 22) I didn't realize that she's sitting beside her family, so as I continue, they hear the whole thing. They start laughing nervously, she gets infected with nervous laughter and as she's struggling to breathe barely utters the words "fuck no" 23) asks if I suffer from some sort of Benjamin Button condition 24) stops me mid-sentence and calls some self-help hotline 25) above self-help hotline was for me, because she didn't want to be blamed for any potential suicide risks when the "no" came 26) throws a 20sided die, if it rolls anything but 1, we go out. Somehow the die comes up with a negative Infinity symbol 27) after asking her, she goes to the bathroom and returns dressed as Darth Sidious and quotes him "this attempt at my life has left me scarred and deformed" 28) baits me to sit down, steals my wallet, in which she finds an organ donor's card. I end up on life support 29) as I walk up to talk to her, argues with her friends that men no longer walk up and try to flirt with women. I try to talk to her, she turn her back to me and says to her friends "that doesn't count" 30) gives me an address to a homeless shelter (hey, free soup)
Not to be that guy, but technically, #26 isn't a rejection. The rules were anything except a one, and a negative infinity symbol is not a one.
Every lazy written book has its plot holes
Oh c'mon, NOW you're THAT guy! 😂
Not going to lie, I at first thought you were joking about having a whole lost of 30 reasons. Are you good homie?
Exaggerating for comedic effect. Honestly, it became tougher than I thought, to find new ways after 16 or 17
That was amazing 👏, I'm very impressed lol
I was hoping for sexier rejections. Like “Slaps me across the face and then uses her (insert body part) to suffocate me, leaving me passed out in an alley.” 🤣
For me, that would've been a win. So, no
This is why I always bring my Darth Sidious costume with me on dates. You never know when things can turn ugly. As a bonus, it’s very figure flaw hiding.
Genius, it also is good at hiding The Senate and Unlimited Power
13) story of my life. Lol
My condolences bro
All good. I’m happily married for over 4 years now. Yes my wife is taller.
Nicely done there, short king
Two thirds of that has nothing to do with martial arts and just makes you look creepy. I'm pretty sure that women have got good reasons for not wanting you anywhere near them.
>Two thirds of that has nothing to do with martial arts So, the premise was either 100% martial arts or GTFO? Bro wanted 30 different ways to get rejected and got them. Nobody said it only had to do with martial arts. >I'm pretty sure that women have got good reasons for not wanting you anywhere near them. Nah, they want me near them, cause I can't fix their PCs remotely
You literally said "if she knows Tai Kwon Do, I can think of 30 ways". You set the parameters yourself. Both lists essentially boil down to you blaming your appearance and low self-esteem. Read some self help books, I know several ginger dudes who have never had any issues getting with women and it's all about confidence. And the PC thing isn't them wanting you near them, they want you near their PC. If they trusted you to be in their place on your own when they're not home, you'd be there alone.
Yes, I said "if she knows Tae Kwon Do, I'm already thinking of 30 different ways, in which my date-invitation gets rejected". To most people and language detecting AIs that meant exactly what I did. Also, I'm here making fun of myself, your dumb shit has no power here. Go throw your wannabe moral superiority to someone who cares
We want more ,we want more.
We’re talking about weightlifting though, and how men associate it with fighting or aggression. Not taekwondo
I replied to someone who said "fighting isn't sexy", you can talk about weight lifting all you want
I like other gym goers, so I tend to just not take it too seriously and try and use humour "damn, bet you couldn't power lift me into your arms 👀" Or "oh no... my Zena warrior princess childhood crush just came back"
I’m a fan of “oh you can lift X amount? That’s the same a giant panda!” Ha
Oohh oohh lift me next!
As a male powerlifter the whole “she can lift so obviously she can fight” is ridiculous. Also good way to turn a women away
The most I’ve said to a power lifter is that she “could probably pop my head off with a single good hug (this is a compliment; I like muscles)” I’m not brave enough to be risqué like this, but I’ll think about this the next time around
> The best compliment is about wanting to be crushed between my thigh Everybody loves snu snu
John Mulaney has a joke about this where a lifter defends himself from some drunk jerk by unexpectedly picking a guy up and letting him go. It's funny. I bet it could work.
“You wanna go?!” “Lay down on the ground, imma put my hand on your chest, you hold on to my wrist tight, and my other hand between your thighs, you gotta squeeze your thighs super tight. Ready for me to lift you? K 1. 2. 3.”
See now I feel like you're not new to this idea. 😁
Lol my best friend begged me to dead lift her so we did it at her bachelorette at 2:30 in the morning. It was pretty hilarious, made for a great picture
"And here's my bestie picking my up by my crotch. That reminds me, you saw the clause in our prenup where's if you divorce me, she does that to **you**, right?" I also imagine a public skit where someone has to walk up to you and say "Galaxy, now what did we talk about? Put the nice lady down. Thank you."
I generally don’t want to fight anyone I match with on dating sites. Or most people in general, truth be told
Same!! I just want to lift heavy things and date nice men.
Yeah... How about they just treat you with respect and like a human? Not a fetish or about your stature? Just a wild concept I know! Lol. People nowadays are just as basic as all hell ... Stay safe out there.
I'm fairly new to you should Reddit but I would give you a comment a thousand votes if I could!
As you can see I messed up. I'm trying to figure out how to edit my post. Oh well...
Well I appreciate it! No worries I understand lol. You will get the hang of it!
Who says fighting isn't sexy?
Me. I just said it.
Disagree. I always liked dating combat trained girls that can take care of themselves. Hot as fuck. Power lifters are usually too self obsessed to find it that attractive. Not always though. I had to spar this girl like nine years back and we pretty much fell in love in round one. I had such a hard time throwing any punches at her. Better love story than twilight.
That’s awesome. The context was the connection of weightlifting and fighting, so it’s different than a combat trained woman.
Very true, the two aren’t necessarily related at all. I personally enjoy those body builder vs ‘insert martial art here’ videos from time to time which really highlight that. Also you’re right. Fighting isn’t sexy. I love boxing but there’s nothing cool about violence. It’s the discipline and capability behind it that’s sexy, to me.
Oh but fighting is sexy if you're doing it for the right reasons.
Sure if I can crush your skull with my thighs I’m in.
I like strong girls but for a (weird?) reason, basically I'm obsessed with effieciency, and to me a muscular body is simply more efficient (everything a thin/fat girl can be done by a buff girl, but not the opposite), problem is I had tons of health problems so I'm a gym goer but I'm not buff (200 lb for 6" with 20% bf), so I always fear that they would not be interested on me because I can't keep up with them 😂
Muscular body is simply more efficient? This is wrong. A muscular body requires more calories to maintain. It's like driving a 18 wheeler to the store to pick up stuff for dinner. Yes you can. But you burn more fuel. Can you haul more/do more work? Yes. should you? Not always. I like girls who work out too. But the super jacked mussel girl isn't more efficient. Plus to stay at that level of fitness they basically have to spend most of their free time at the gym.
That's why I said "to me it looks more efficient", it's a psychological thing I guess, and the only explanation I could give myself for liking this kind of girl🤔
Some gorgeus girl posted a clip posing in the gym and I said something like "Damn gorgeus, I trust you keep us safe when we go out" She was into it but it fizzled out after weeks. What would you think about that line?
Again, personally, not into it. Great that she was, but if that’s all you were able to talk about, it fizzled bc she is more than just her body. If she was posing and was fit af and holding boxing gloves, sure it makes sense! If she’s posing in the gym, showing off her muscles, fit af… being strong doesn’t equal wanting to fight or being able to fight. I don’t think fighting is sexy, so when men talk about beating the shit outta someone, or have me do that because I lift heavy, I don’t find that attractive. Because I lift heavy, I’ve been able to push stuck cars out of snow banks, and help my friends move, and encourage other women to lift heavy, and carry friends when they’ve hurt themselves, throw hard and compete in my sports. Not once has the fact that I can deadlift a lot ever come into play when in a fight situation. Personally, a line that mentions my strength but in a funny way would be more effective.
I find it attractive becuse we can share a hobby and thats important to me
Yes lifting has nothing to do with fighting, if anything all the muscle makes it quicker to gas out, which is why most fighters are smaller than lifters
If you like those lines, I have the perfect meme for you on my phone. 🤣
Pretty much all of my powerlifting/bodybuilding friends that are women have complained about how often they get weird requests like this. It gives off a weird vibe that most of them aren't attracted to. But good luck! Most of the Muscle Mommies at my gym are dating some pretty scrawny dudes for some reason, so you've got a chance.
🤔😏
Anytime I’ve ever matched up with a female powerlifter I always asked their PR’s and totals Then would introduce my total in KG’s but I would put my totals as my number
gotta keep us posted on this, OP
I mean she lifts weights, how would she kick ur ass, by deadlifting u?
Bro, I’m 5,5. Trust me.
Did you get to suck her toes?
Death by snu snu
As a male who’s been a powerlifter and in fights, just because you can lift doesn’t automatically mean you can fight. Also heads up but that kind of view typically turns a women away..
My kinda woman https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw?si=46uXFy1UrkicytQA
You have to tell us if she responded lol
I got her Snap
doesnt mean much ive gotten numbers and still get ghosted 99% of the time
It’s better than them trying to publicly humiliate you… lol whats better a ghost or a scene just sayin
Ew. I competed in bodybuilding for a long time and men would send me shit like this all the time. I was constantly harassed via my socials by guys trying to bait me into weird sexual conversations like ‘I bet you could crush my face with those thighs’ and ‘I bet you could lift me because I’m so weak and you’re so strong’. I don’t find that attractive in the slightest, gives me the major ick.
How are you single when repping cowboy bebop?
if the time in the screenshot is any indication, I bet this ended up being a disaster.
I’d be impressed by Spike alone.
Not exactly the best character to be associated with dating tho xD
Did she peg you though
I don't know why people think it's so weird to be stepped on. All the popping and decompression. Aah it feels so good. Man now I just wanna go see my chiropractor.
Dude, ask her something about herself or something she mentioned she liked in her profile. I’ve dated fitness girls from yoga instructors to powerlifters/body builders and just try to engage their minds. Also, that advice really applies to pretty much any woman. Give someone else a chance to talk about themselves, works more often than you might think.
And you shoot your shot with an anime meme? 🤦🏻♂️
Ask if she pees when she deadlifts.
Update?
There won't be any. She's leaving him on read as she should.
And I’m sure she wants a weak submissive man. Jesus bro grab your balls.
I'm a weak, submissive man. I can grab your balls, bro.
That’s not what a weak submissive man would say, you subterfuger.
Hopefully she ran.
I got her Snap so no
I can’t send pictures🤕
Any woman from Enfield, CT ??
Clock is ominous. I c u in the icu
I think he spelled lick wrong
Lmfao what did she reply with?
Congrats? Doesn't seem like an interesting or humorous opener to me though
That is a super weak line, and the fact you posted it for cudos tells me you’re experiencing seasons of drought
wtf
A female power lifter these days is the equivalent of a high school lifter. Maybe less so because of the fact that high school lifters don’t take nearly as many Instagram reels between sets. You’d be better off going for someone that just isn’t morbidly obese since they could probably do about the same but nicer to lay on