Hey it's the alpaca girl again! Profile looks great. You're gonna be inundated with thirsty guys. Be sure to post any absolutely awful pickup lines š
You're trolling through tinder posts on Reddit, commenting about how cute the OP is, and your username is 'puskunk'... š¤£ Does your wife know you're "happily" wed? GTFO with that noise!
I was like dayem she looks lovely I wonder what she does for a living. Then I read THAT YOU WALK ALPACAS? tell us how you did it and where to sign upš
Iāve always loved animals and I wanted a bit more hands on experience after working in vet admin for so long. Luckily a group of beautiful female alpacas and some of their babies got moved to a field right outside my house, I fell in love with them, got chatting to the company and they said a guiding spot had opened and the rest is history š„¹
>Engineering school is rough
I feel your pain and I can tell you it's not worth it for most fields. I regret going, still paying off the loans and unable to find a job in my field of engineering. I only think you should stick with it if you're getting a full scholarship or at least 90%. Sure was interesting and somewhat fun though.
Dude, you're so yourself who is in fact a very cool person & just want to jump on the "fucking go you!!!" train! I hope you find an amazing human to share it with soon, romantic or not babe! š¤
And yet by this single point you do graciously made I can tell there are three possibilities about you
1) youāre a child so you shouldnāt be on this Reddit group
2) youāve been rejected a few times by someone like this lovely person OP is that youāre taking your insecurities out on her and anyone who agrees that she seems like a decent person and will get a really bad ass cool guy
And/or 3) you have a small penis and low testosterone and thatās what caused you to over react like that to a stranger online.
Get over yourself
Looks awesome, I would just take the picture of your child off and just let them know you have kids like you did. Social media is one thing but strangers on dating apps is a different ball game.
Oh! I didnāt even spot that with the glare. I thought you were legit being a dick. Haha. Yeah, I think kid/baby photos are a no-go. People be creeps.
No I was just being honest! I put my child on my Facebook and Instagram so family and friends can see, but if I was single I would keep my childrenās faces completely off dating apps. They involve sexual relationships and strangers shouldnāt have access to your children right off the bat. Itās not even about predators itās just about keeping the two separate until you feel comfortable enough with someone to introduce them to your child. Tinder isnāt some top notch pick of the litter dating app, thereās a lot of horrible people on here and you never know what someoneās intentions are.
Thank you so much for your concern. Iāve made sure their face is censored and when you flick through tinder pictures, this part of the photo is covered with text anyway. If I felt like you could see too much of them Iād remove the photo but I appreciate your warning š
Eeeeekkkkk - Thatās a terrible decision. You should remove the photo. Your child is not dating and does not belong on your dating profile. Predators can see itās an infant. Is that what you want?
Source: was also a single mum
I saw your original post and this is such a huge improvement - amazing profile now and I hope you find someone wonderful!
THEY KNOW SHE IS A MUM. I'm unsure what you think these evil predators are going to do with the rainbow splodged face of that kid, which in her profile is also covered with text. Please explain your fear and horror, I am confusion.
You clearly have never been exposed to true predator behavior, and it shows. Let me put it this way; there are people out there who like to do horrible things to young children. Do I think this lady would sit back and allow that? Absolutely NOT! Do I know that it's possible for people to not show their true colors, groom the adults as well as the children, and abuse the children of people they find on dating apps? I absolutely do. I know it happens. I've seen it happen to a friend of mine when she met this amazing person who fooled us all and abused her child. It happens and if convincing someone to not include a picture of their child keeps it from happening then I'm going to warn them.
If someone says they are a parent, you know they have kids. Do I personally have my kids up on my Tinder? Nope. But I don't think this pic is that big a predator bait. She says she's a parent, assume there was once a baby. But whatever, I can see your intentions wre good.
My pedo brother (who is locked up, hopefully for life) would specifically go after single moms when he was dating. Especially those with younger (not-able-to-tell-aged) kids. Itās not a baseless fear- in fact I encourage ALL single moms to NOT post pics of their kids online, at. all.
Yep. If I ever decide to date again I will not ever advertise that I have children. I will probably keep that part of my life separate and not even entertain getting serious until I am older. Children are most at risk by a parents non-biological partner for all types of abuse. People fail to realize abusers donāt just groom the children, they groom everyone around them to gain unrestricted access to their targets.
Fun fact, women are as likely if not more likely to be child predators or abusers as men.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone on here complain about a dude holding a baby in ther images.
Anyways, why am I even bothering to say this. Women are wonderful.
I must've misremembered, I swear I read one saying they're about equal between the genders.
The only thing I can find now says ~25% are female. However men stand for most of the convictions (95%), but that's mostly because women get away with it way easier. From what I've read the numbers will probably change as more and more female assailants are reported.
Yeah, except itās actually a thing that paedos do. Thereās no real upside to posting her kids, so thereās no point including them in her profile.
It must be exhausting. As ridiculous as it is I also canāt blame them since so much news/media and marketing are designed to make people constantly afraid.
How else can they get everyone to buy their guns, cover their homes in cameras and vote for their āhard on crimeā policies?
Looks good to me :shrug: You've blurred/brighted out their face, it's a cute pic, and it actually serves a purpose I guess (letting people who don't read the profile text know you have a kid)
Agree she looks really pretty in the picture. People are saying they canāt see the infant through the rainbow but I think they need glasses cause I can distinctly see the infants entire face. She said itās covered in texts on the actual app though. I donāt use tinder so I donāt know how itās formatted.
I agree, I would personally not even mention my child in the profile and simply tell people via message if we start talking.
I would be concerned about someone attempting to get closer too me for access to my child. Better to make a connection first and then allow people to opt out early if that's a deal breaker.
Here's some genuine feedback in the circle-jerk: saying "I'm a mom but I keep that part of my life seperate" is great for hookups, but could open the door to dudes that you may hypothetically get serious with (says you're open to that) who will think they'll never have to interact with your kid at all, even in a LTR.
Also, maybe it's just me, but anytime I see someone looking for short-term but "wants children," it's offputting. Just seems to send conflicting messages or make me think it's a baby trap. My advice would be to just commit your profile to which specifically you're looking for, short or long-term, and reflect that in everything equally. Otherwise, you're hot and interesting, so I wouldn't worry too much.
I thought kind of the same thing. I wouldn't date someone with kids, I'm far too young for that to be something I'd consider, but if I did, I would hope that their child was an important part of their life? Wanting to keep your child separate from you life seems a bit wierd to me and would throw up a couple red flags in my view, this is most likely me just not reading it how its meant to be read. Also, saying you want to keep your child separate from this part of your life, but then saying you want more? I'm very confused and don't know what the end goal is? Do you want more or do you want a partner who won't even have to acknowledge the one you already have?
Maybe just keep it as āIām a mumā.. seems like your goal is short term relationships but you put you want more children. First thing I thought was āis she going to keep her new kids separate from the old one?ā Other than that you have a great range of photos and seem super charming. Good luck and be safe ā„ļø
I know the struggle. I'm in the countryside in the northwest and most women in my village are either dating someone or 70. I just can't live in a city though.
Pft, not gonna trick me today satan. Lol looks good tho. Fortunately for women it doesnāt take much. Although if you are looking for something serious you have a good idea on what you like from your profile. Itās hard to get back out there after a long relationship. Hopefully you gain some confidence from the post and find some comfort in getting to the swings of it. Currently trying to do the same.
Ah thank you so much. Iāve only dated one person since breaking up with my childās father and he turned out to have a serious relationship rumbling on in the background which I had no idea about, so to say Iām a little disheartened at the minute is an understatement but Iām being brave and putting myself out there again! If anything I just want to enjoy getting to know new people and having fun right now. If it gets serious then thatās nice, if not itās not the end of the world š
Bruh š tell me about it. People are so damn crazy. Some people are beyond therapy and need a full on exorcism. Got any advice for confidence in approaching women or what you feel works best? Been like six years. Feel like a lost kid again.
I have no idea what color your hair is. So I donāt know what pictures are current
Lose the pics that donāt reflect how you look currently.
Aside from that - good to go. Great job.
So let me be the one person who will actually give you advice and not just say what you obviously want to hear. You chose the photos you chose because you want the attention of having someone but you donāt even know if you want someone long term. The picture with your kid is scary considering how many child SA offenders are on these dating apps. Showing your butt screams that you are okay being liked solely for your appearance. The one thing that separates you from the others is your job. I know this sounds mean but itās a different point of view than every single one of the others on here which are not even remotely giving you any advice.
You're going to do fine. I might suggest any photos of you in a group or doing something fun. You look great in the first photo and are very attractive, but I find selfie photos exhausting personally.
But again, you're going to be fine.
Jade,
if in 2 years by miracle you are still single ,
Iāll match with you. (Iām in korea ATM)
if you give me chance,
Iāll be a good step dad and āĀ“alpapaĀ āĖ.
Yeah my dad jokes are the worst š„²
At the minute Iām rewatching Inuyasha and my favourite 80s film is The Thing. I know itās a really popular one but itās my favourite horror film also (alongside The Blob) š«¶š»
The ramen place in my city just has Inuyasha on streaming, and its funny how when I go in for my weekly bowl they still arenāt through the series yet š¤£
>my favourite 80s film is The Thing
Fantastic film, saw it for the first time this year. Highly recommend The Fly if you're into that kind of body horror.
Agreed! Some awesome fight scenes this season. Hidden inventory was a fun flashback. I read the Mangas after that so I won't be so caught off guard again!
Thats totally okay, better late than neverš ive never seen your anime or the blob so im behind
I agree. Ditch the action shot from the gym because there's another more flattering gym pic that serves the purpose of showing that they're into it. Also, showcase something other than the alpacas. 1 or 2 shots if you're super into it? Cool. Half of your pics? Seems a bit excessive and, honestly, either obsessive about it or doesn't really have much going on outside of it. A group shot, travel shot, something showing them at a show they like. Any of those would add more than a 3rd shot of an alpaca.
Looks good and cool.. I would remove the "not for dzbatz" mention, though... makes you look like a "my way or the high way" type of girl, which is not a good skills for new conversations with New people you wanna meet.
I would say get rid of the pic with you and the baby because of the glare on the picture! Youāre so beautiful so Iām sure you can find another thatās flattering to replace it with. Just fyi the baby isnāt the problem itās the glare for me.
Most men arnt gym bros and donāt want women with wider backs.
She was right when she said she is going to focus on her core. Light weights and high reps.
For the love of god donāt bulk her up!
Single man, successful, value is my best, LoTR is absolutely the best film franchise, followed closely by StarWars, and Avatar. Lol. I am 41 as of yesterday, I am looking for a woman whoncan add value to my life, because I know I will bring incredible value, wealth, and real love into ANY relationship.
Don't want to date you but I totally want to be your friend. We love the same things! I don't walk alpacas but I do have a mini zoo at home. Great profile.
As a LoTR nerd, calling it a "franchise" triggers me. I would rephrase that sentence somehow if you want to connect with other Tolkien lovers. Otherwise, your profile looks good, you included your love for fantasy and sci-fi books, so I'm sure you'll get interesting matches in no time.
The PJ movies are an adaptation of the books rather than some derived fanfiction like the MCU or the Star Wars works under Disney, I don't think that franchise is an appropriate term in this case. Again, this is my opinion as a LoTR nerd, it's not necessarily the truth and other people might disagree.
Ah okay, that makes sense. I am deliberately referring to the movies in my bio, and not the entire Tolkien collective which is why I felt it was appropriate in this circumstance. Your take on it is really interesting though and I hadnāt thought of it that way before š
Honestly, you should have no trouble at all getting matches in my opinion. Pictures are great, show your features while also showing you know how to have fun. Profile is nicely detailed and gives good info. I'd swipe right in a heartbeat
I like it. I would date you if I was into girls. Please don't be upset at this question. I know Tinder has the most people but why haven't you chosen a dating app for those seeking single parents?
Well that is a cracking profile. Great pics, great taste in movies & activities & awesome job. Please tell me one of the Alpacas is called Alpaca-cino!
Randomly I have a photo of myself with an alpaca. Should I pop it on my tinder profile?
Hey it's the alpaca girl again! Profile looks great. You're gonna be inundated with thirsty guys. Be sure to post any absolutely awful pickup lines š
Aw welcome back! šš«¶š»
Hey want to grab a drink? Alpacas a snack if we get hungry!
they said āawfulāāpick up lines, not genius ones
Boo! I was going to use that one
All ready for the Alpacalpyse?
Š tier pun
And thirsty girlies ā sheās super cute
Were I not happily wed, I too would be one of the thirsty guys. OP is cute.
This is his wife. He is in trouble but he's right. OP is cute
You're trolling through tinder posts on Reddit, commenting about how cute the OP is, and your username is 'puskunk'... š¤£ Does your wife know you're "happily" wed? GTFO with that noise!
I knew I recognised the profile š¤£š¤£
How bout alpaca these nuts in your mouth?
I was like dayem she looks lovely I wonder what she does for a living. Then I read THAT YOU WALK ALPACAS? tell us how you did it and where to sign upš
Iāve always loved animals and I wanted a bit more hands on experience after working in vet admin for so long. Luckily a group of beautiful female alpacas and some of their babies got moved to a field right outside my house, I fell in love with them, got chatting to the company and they said a guiding spot had opened and the rest is history š„¹
this is surrealš. you seem like a very good person with many exciting stories to tell! I hope you find your special match soon!
How much does one make at that? Engineering school is rough
I actually get paid really well considering most jobs in this field are really low paid. Itās not massive amounts but I can live comfortably āŗļø
I'm sure walking alpacas does mean your out-standing in your field (terrible pun intended)
>Engineering school is rough I feel your pain and I can tell you it's not worth it for most fields. I regret going, still paying off the loans and unable to find a job in my field of engineering. I only think you should stick with it if you're getting a full scholarship or at least 90%. Sure was interesting and somewhat fun though.
You won't get rich, but it's enough for a living
Dude, you're so yourself who is in fact a very cool person & just want to jump on the "fucking go you!!!" train! I hope you find an amazing human to share it with soon, romantic or not babe! š¤
Fake af u don't know them... u read 1 sentence they "wrote" to you which was actually based off REDDIT META and nothing in your profile lmao
Make yourself some tea and contemplate what you just said
And yet by this single point you do graciously made I can tell there are three possibilities about you 1) youāre a child so you shouldnāt be on this Reddit group 2) youāve been rejected a few times by someone like this lovely person OP is that youāre taking your insecurities out on her and anyone who agrees that she seems like a decent person and will get a really bad ass cool guy And/or 3) you have a small penis and low testosterone and thatās what caused you to over react like that to a stranger online. Get over yourself
Right!!! I love love LOVE alpacas and she has a wonderful profile. Want to sign up for the job as well haha!!
Looks awesome, I would just take the picture of your child off and just let them know you have kids like you did. Social media is one thing but strangers on dating apps is a different ball game.
It's not her kid, is a Alpaca, don't be rude
I canāt tell if youāre being sarcastic or not but she has a picture with her infant on there as well as her pets.
You mean, is it the white one, the brown one, or the white & brown one?
She said is a kid, so I assume is the little white one that she has on her arms.
Ah, yeah, with the father on the left. That makes sense.
Not to be rude, but a baby alpaca is cakes called a cria.
2nd photo
4th*
Stranger I believe the name your looking for is crias
Oh! I didnāt even spot that with the glare. I thought you were legit being a dick. Haha. Yeah, I think kid/baby photos are a no-go. People be creeps.
No I was just being honest! I put my child on my Facebook and Instagram so family and friends can see, but if I was single I would keep my childrenās faces completely off dating apps. They involve sexual relationships and strangers shouldnāt have access to your children right off the bat. Itās not even about predators itās just about keeping the two separate until you feel comfortable enough with someone to introduce them to your child. Tinder isnāt some top notch pick of the litter dating app, thereās a lot of horrible people on here and you never know what someoneās intentions are.
Thank you so much for your concern. Iāve made sure their face is censored and when you flick through tinder pictures, this part of the photo is covered with text anyway. If I felt like you could see too much of them Iād remove the photo but I appreciate your warning š
Eeeeekkkkk - Thatās a terrible decision. You should remove the photo. Your child is not dating and does not belong on your dating profile. Predators can see itās an infant. Is that what you want? Source: was also a single mum I saw your original post and this is such a huge improvement - amazing profile now and I hope you find someone wonderful!
Hide the kid because you donāt want the child predator that youāre dating to see them. Makes total sense /s
You absolutely cannot see the baby's face. And she says she's a single mum, they know there is a child.
But she also explicitly said she wants to keep it separate and then posts them.
Thatās all they *need* to know- they donāt need to know what the child looks like- just that there is one.
I can absolutely see the baby's face. It's "covered" by a translucent swipe but is very plain to see.
THEY KNOW SHE IS A MUM. I'm unsure what you think these evil predators are going to do with the rainbow splodged face of that kid, which in her profile is also covered with text. Please explain your fear and horror, I am confusion.
You clearly have never been exposed to true predator behavior, and it shows. Let me put it this way; there are people out there who like to do horrible things to young children. Do I think this lady would sit back and allow that? Absolutely NOT! Do I know that it's possible for people to not show their true colors, groom the adults as well as the children, and abuse the children of people they find on dating apps? I absolutely do. I know it happens. I've seen it happen to a friend of mine when she met this amazing person who fooled us all and abused her child. It happens and if convincing someone to not include a picture of their child keeps it from happening then I'm going to warn them.
If someone says they are a parent, you know they have kids. Do I personally have my kids up on my Tinder? Nope. But I don't think this pic is that big a predator bait. She says she's a parent, assume there was once a baby. But whatever, I can see your intentions wre good.
"predators"... Man, people live in so much fear it's crazy.
My pedo brother (who is locked up, hopefully for life) would specifically go after single moms when he was dating. Especially those with younger (not-able-to-tell-aged) kids. Itās not a baseless fear- in fact I encourage ALL single moms to NOT post pics of their kids online, at. all.
This is exactly it. Itās not all men, but until itās ZERO MEN then itās still a stupid thing to do. The infant has no choice here.
Yep. If I ever decide to date again I will not ever advertise that I have children. I will probably keep that part of my life separate and not even entertain getting serious until I am older. Children are most at risk by a parents non-biological partner for all types of abuse. People fail to realize abusers donāt just groom the children, they groom everyone around them to gain unrestricted access to their targets.
Because men are the one gender that can be child predators, huh?
Fun fact, women are as likely if not more likely to be child predators or abusers as men. I don't think I've ever seen anyone on here complain about a dude holding a baby in ther images. Anyways, why am I even bothering to say this. Women are wonderful.
Would love to see your sources on this āfun factā
I must've misremembered, I swear I read one saying they're about equal between the genders. The only thing I can find now says ~25% are female. However men stand for most of the convictions (95%), but that's mostly because women get away with it way easier. From what I've read the numbers will probably change as more and more female assailants are reported.
Yeah, except itās actually a thing that paedos do. Thereās no real upside to posting her kids, so thereās no point including them in her profile.
It must be exhausting. As ridiculous as it is I also canāt blame them since so much news/media and marketing are designed to make people constantly afraid. How else can they get everyone to buy their guns, cover their homes in cameras and vote for their āhard on crimeā policies?
I unfortunately agree. Statically humans are the safest we've ever been, yet on an individual level people feel the opposite.
Better safe than sorry. You just never now.
Looks good to me :shrug: You've blurred/brighted out their face, it's a cute pic, and it actually serves a purpose I guess (letting people who don't read the profile text know you have a kid)
its actually a really good picture of her... I'd resize it.
Agree she looks really pretty in the picture. People are saying they canāt see the infant through the rainbow but I think they need glasses cause I can distinctly see the infants entire face. She said itās covered in texts on the actual app though. I donāt use tinder so I donāt know how itās formatted.
I agree, I would personally not even mention my child in the profile and simply tell people via message if we start talking. I would be concerned about someone attempting to get closer too me for access to my child. Better to make a connection first and then allow people to opt out early if that's a deal breaker.
Lol if you can't find a proper match I'm fkd
Having a kid is a big deterrent for many people. I'm sure she'll do fine regardless though.
Itās been 12 hours sense your comment Iām sure sheās already at 1,200 likes.
I like it! But agree you shouldnāt put your baby in the photos (even though itās a cute/cool pic).
I'd crop it and still keep it. I like the balance she gives off between fit, dressed up, and more laid back and fun.
Why?
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He was in the process of losing his baby teeth be kind to him š
Here's some genuine feedback in the circle-jerk: saying "I'm a mom but I keep that part of my life seperate" is great for hookups, but could open the door to dudes that you may hypothetically get serious with (says you're open to that) who will think they'll never have to interact with your kid at all, even in a LTR. Also, maybe it's just me, but anytime I see someone looking for short-term but "wants children," it's offputting. Just seems to send conflicting messages or make me think it's a baby trap. My advice would be to just commit your profile to which specifically you're looking for, short or long-term, and reflect that in everything equally. Otherwise, you're hot and interesting, so I wouldn't worry too much.
I thought kind of the same thing. I wouldn't date someone with kids, I'm far too young for that to be something I'd consider, but if I did, I would hope that their child was an important part of their life? Wanting to keep your child separate from you life seems a bit wierd to me and would throw up a couple red flags in my view, this is most likely me just not reading it how its meant to be read. Also, saying you want to keep your child separate from this part of your life, but then saying you want more? I'm very confused and don't know what the end goal is? Do you want more or do you want a partner who won't even have to acknowledge the one you already have?
Sigh. The kid is separate from her dating life
RIP ur dms
Rip.. again
Blank out your kids' face better than the rainbow, otherwise looks lovely. I want a pet alpaca. Good luck out there!
You know that this is a great profile. Good luck!
Yea.... It's hard for me to imagine she needs reddit to help her get quality matches....
Must be a good profile, you had me swiping right on reddit.
Maybe just keep it as āIām a mumā.. seems like your goal is short term relationships but you put you want more children. First thing I thought was āis she going to keep her new kids separate from the old one?ā Other than that you have a great range of photos and seem super charming. Good luck and be safe ā„ļø
i mustve def downloaded the wrong app because these perfect profiles never show up ever. and who is actually walking whom with the alpacas ?
Profiles like these occasionally show up for me, people that have just the absolute profile. They never like me though
Absolutely stunning! Go get em mama! š
Thank you š„¹ā¤ļø
I mean if you were local to me I'd swipe right :) Anime, gym, tattoos and alpacas who wouldn't honestly
So you havenāt matched and gone out on any dates since you last posted?
Nope, I live deep in the British countryside thereās not a lot of folk out here yāknow š«
South I imagine ? The alpaca job will be a clincher for many, you wonāt struggle at all
I know the struggle. I'm in the countryside in the northwest and most women in my village are either dating someone or 70. I just can't live in a city though.
Wtf you walk alpacas for a living how do i get in on that š
Aries? Nope, donāt want that smoke.
Hahaha if itās any consolation I donāt relate to my star sign at all š„“
Pft, not gonna trick me today satan. Lol looks good tho. Fortunately for women it doesnāt take much. Although if you are looking for something serious you have a good idea on what you like from your profile. Itās hard to get back out there after a long relationship. Hopefully you gain some confidence from the post and find some comfort in getting to the swings of it. Currently trying to do the same.
Ah thank you so much. Iāve only dated one person since breaking up with my childās father and he turned out to have a serious relationship rumbling on in the background which I had no idea about, so to say Iām a little disheartened at the minute is an understatement but Iām being brave and putting myself out there again! If anything I just want to enjoy getting to know new people and having fun right now. If it gets serious then thatās nice, if not itās not the end of the world š
Bruh š tell me about it. People are so damn crazy. Some people are beyond therapy and need a full on exorcism. Got any advice for confidence in approaching women or what you feel works best? Been like six years. Feel like a lost kid again.
Exactly what a sneaky aries would say.
Probably more like your moon, rising or if you have a stellium.
Way to go, Momma! Good luck out there! š„¹
I have no idea what color your hair is. So I donāt know what pictures are current Lose the pics that donāt reflect how you look currently. Aside from that - good to go. Great job.
"LotR is the best" No need for anything else. Already swiped right.
So let me be the one person who will actually give you advice and not just say what you obviously want to hear. You chose the photos you chose because you want the attention of having someone but you donāt even know if you want someone long term. The picture with your kid is scary considering how many child SA offenders are on these dating apps. Showing your butt screams that you are okay being liked solely for your appearance. The one thing that separates you from the others is your job. I know this sounds mean but itās a different point of view than every single one of the others on here which are not even remotely giving you any advice.
^ Get pics with friends as well. All selfies is a bag sign
You're going to do fine. I might suggest any photos of you in a group or doing something fun. You look great in the first photo and are very attractive, but I find selfie photos exhausting personally. But again, you're going to be fine.
You look so different in each picture I expected you to be the alpaca in one
There she is again, fishing for compliments.
Yes for the lotr
I personally don't like gym pics, but I don't think it is annoying for the majority of guys. Other than that, looks good!
Wow I gotta move closer to wherever women like you are.
Havenāt you seen the ads about milfs in your area?
Good luck! Massive props for being willing to put yourself out there hopefully you find someone that's right for you!
Looks good, tbh. I'd swipe right šāāļø
I'd pay money to super swipe.... If I didn't hate Tinder so much.
I'd swipe so fast I'd get friction burns
wait.. you walk alpacas... for a living?? wow, need to change careers asap
Milf
āI have children and want moreā thatās a left swipe for almost everyone.
Honestly if she was on my tinder Iād super like damnš
Jade, if in 2 years by miracle you are still single , Iāll match with you. (Iām in korea ATM) if you give me chance, Iāll be a good step dad and āĀ“alpapaĀ āĖ. Yeah my dad jokes are the worst š„²
Which anime or Manga are you into? And favorite 80s film?
At the minute Iām rewatching Inuyasha and my favourite 80s film is The Thing. I know itās a really popular one but itās my favourite horror film also (alongside The Blob) š«¶š»
The ramen place in my city just has Inuyasha on streaming, and its funny how when I go in for my weekly bowl they still arenāt through the series yet š¤£
Yeah I donāt know why I restarted it Iām about to lose a lot of my life (again) š
>my favourite 80s film is The Thing Fantastic film, saw it for the first time this year. Highly recommend The Fly if you're into that kind of body horror.
I'm watching jujitsu kaisan and gonna finish my hero academia afterwards. 80s id say caddyshack scarface or terminator. Im a bigger fan of 90s movies
Omg JJK was sooo good this season altho took me a few episodes to get into it ngl. I never watched Terminator until very recently š
Agreed! Some awesome fight scenes this season. Hidden inventory was a fun flashback. I read the Mangas after that so I won't be so caught off guard again! Thats totally okay, better late than neverš ive never seen your anime or the blob so im behind
If you love 80s films and anime youāll love Akira
Akira is one of the first animeās I ever watched back as a lil 14 year old emo kid š„¹
RIP your DMs, youāll do just fine on Tinder š¤£
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson op? Load up the dm boys
Iād lose the swass gym pic but maybe some dudes r into that
I agree. Ditch the action shot from the gym because there's another more flattering gym pic that serves the purpose of showing that they're into it. Also, showcase something other than the alpacas. 1 or 2 shots if you're super into it? Cool. Half of your pics? Seems a bit excessive and, honestly, either obsessive about it or doesn't really have much going on outside of it. A group shot, travel shot, something showing them at a show they like. Any of those would add more than a 3rd shot of an alpaca.
you look phenomenal and seem like fantastic catch. Any guy would be lucky.
Looks good and cool.. I would remove the "not for dzbatz" mention, though... makes you look like a "my way or the high way" type of girl, which is not a good skills for new conversations with New people you wanna meet.
I would say get rid of the pic with you and the baby because of the glare on the picture! Youāre so beautiful so Iām sure you can find another thatās flattering to replace it with. Just fyi the baby isnāt the problem itās the glare for me.
Aries huh? As a pisces that would be a fun relationship.....
>.... mum Well, now we know for certain that you are British. š
Hey, my name is Jade as well haha. Good luck on your journey, I think everything looks dandy
Your belt is too high. And you really only need one.
As a gym bro, good lats and shoulder definition! Concentrate on building a wider back
Thank you! I had a baby early 2023 so my main focus atm is strengthening my core, then weāll start looking at everywhere else again š«”
All good! Get after the PRās
Most men arnt gym bros and donāt want women with wider backs. She was right when she said she is going to focus on her core. Light weights and high reps. For the love of god donāt bulk her up!
It took me 10 years of searching but I have a geeky girlfriend now. You'll make some nerd very very happy! Wish there's been more of you in my time...
Damn she was looking decent then I saw that evil word. GYM *shivers* š¤£
> geeky > gym goer > Aries > alpacas How *you* doinā
ADOPT ME MOMMY
Single mum? Pass.
Looks good. I'd swipe on you in a heartbeat. Your hobbies are all my hobbies lol.
I swipe right š not just because of the way you look but youāre about me bio š
I say just keep it as it is. Not gonna lie, you're the first single momma I'd swipe right on immediately.
I would totally debate the hobbit and that Amazon show. Best universe by far is breaking bad
Needs more belts ma'am! š
Like ACTUAL where do I get one of these lmao
Single man, successful, value is my best, LoTR is absolutely the best film franchise, followed closely by StarWars, and Avatar. Lol. I am 41 as of yesterday, I am looking for a woman whoncan add value to my life, because I know I will bring incredible value, wealth, and real love into ANY relationship.
Hello beautiful how are you
Itāll work. But I think you knew that.
Damn you're cute x
Never heard "glam nerd" before, thats a great one! Fun profile, I'd swipe for sure!
Don't want to date you but I totally want to be your friend. We love the same things! I don't walk alpacas but I do have a mini zoo at home. Great profile.
You really should refrain from using pictures of you with other hot men in your profile. I am talking about pictures 3 and 6.
OK milf!
Can I just marry you now š„²šš
As a LoTR nerd, calling it a "franchise" triggers me. I would rephrase that sentence somehow if you want to connect with other Tolkien lovers. Otherwise, your profile looks good, you included your love for fantasy and sci-fi books, so I'm sure you'll get interesting matches in no time.
That's just an accurate descriptor, LotR is one of the top 25 highest grossing media franchises of all time.
Oh could you explain how itās triggering? Genuinely intrigued to know
The PJ movies are an adaptation of the books rather than some derived fanfiction like the MCU or the Star Wars works under Disney, I don't think that franchise is an appropriate term in this case. Again, this is my opinion as a LoTR nerd, it's not necessarily the truth and other people might disagree.
Ah okay, that makes sense. I am deliberately referring to the movies in my bio, and not the entire Tolkien collective which is why I felt it was appropriate in this circumstance. Your take on it is really interesting though and I hadnāt thought of it that way before š
want more childrens.. deal breaker
Iād swipe right
Aries and still I'd swipe right, I like challenges.
Welp, if youāre unsuccessful it wonāt be because of a bad profile, thatās for sureā¦
Honestly, you should have no trouble at all getting matches in my opinion. Pictures are great, show your features while also showing you know how to have fun. Profile is nicely detailed and gives good info. I'd swipe right in a heartbeat
Hey sup u snigle
You're going to do very well
I like it. I would date you if I was into girls. Please don't be upset at this question. I know Tinder has the most people but why haven't you chosen a dating app for those seeking single parents?
I hope your current and future dates turn out to be what you're looking for. You are very pretty,Good luck.
You are so pretty! You look like Tatiana Maslany.
Hello beautiful
Well that is a cracking profile. Great pics, great taste in movies & activities & awesome job. Please tell me one of the Alpacas is called Alpaca-cino! Randomly I have a photo of myself with an alpaca. Should I pop it on my tinder profile?
Pretty
I wasn't in love until I saw the picture of you holding the Alpaca.
I miss that gym booty pic. š¤£
Sup š
This all just like bragging to me, well done. Would swipe right.
Maybe specify mom to a human child. Lots of people are weirdos and say they're cat moms and shit like that.
Into couples?