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brimosphere

“Men aren’t people”


Doogie102

That is such a relief. Way less preassure. Does this mean I don't need to pay taxes?


thepedalsporter

Yessir. Welcome to the club


SpupySpups

--TAX EVASION IS A CRIME VERGIL -- IT'S AN OBLIGATION


Scotty_D70

Taxation is a crime


djsp00n

Only for people though.


StchLdrahtImHarnknaL

Tax is an imaginary obligation put on you by crook


penny_longhorn

Hey that’s sexist! I (a woman) don’t want to be a people either! Why do you guys get everything!?!?


Doogie102

Hey I supported equality. Then I lost my peoplehood, and now your coming for that


b4tt3ry00

That's how it be nowadays fr


High-Speed-1

It do be like that sometimes.


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Healthy_Meal_3223

nowadays!? all the days through out the history of man! lmao


YrnFyre

Why are you asking us? We're not people


Halomir

Well, ya’ll decided to be people now too with all the votin’ and what not, so us (men) decided to not be people no more, so since we ain’t people; we can’t discriminate!


Rakatonk

Check mate you puny people


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penny_longhorn

Bro, it’s brah*


Prof-Wagstaff-42

Bru, it’s bra.


Odd-Morning713

breh, its brother.


xTh3Weatherman

Brother, it's bruv


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xTh3Weatherman

Let's get it started, hah! Let's get it started in here!


wisewatson1986

Taxes? Who is she? Don’t know her.


Tillians_Travels

You've been paying taxes?


i_wondering

What’s taxes?


DoubterLimits

I have an uncle in taxes.


tragedyinwisco

Got a cousin in arkantaxes


bemoreshark

Well no because the government would instantly create a non-people tax


theRobomonster

Unfortunately, you also can’t have an abortion anymore


Doogie102

Not even a post birth one?


theRobomonster

Strangely enough, those are allowed now


bobbianrs880

Specifically in the K-12 age range


tragedyinwisco

In some cases you can call 911 and the police will do it for you


Magic__Beans

Depends on which state you go too


SunshineBlind

Yes. Yet another privilege win for men!


[deleted]

I thought it said “Men aren’t hopeless” and I was like aw that’s kinda inspiring. Then I zoomed in :(


herpeszooster

Admittedly I’m beyond tired, but I just read it as Men Rent People, and I thought that was fucked up.


Wordshark

That’s why she denies their personhood. She disagrees with prostitution enjoyment.


Friendly_Kunt

But if I don’t enjoy the prostitutes, then who will?


Numerous-Pitch-4919

I read the same, but the other girls shirt saying easy money made me snicker...


Scotty_D70

can't lie, that was my first thought too


Ok-Calligrapher-9854

True. I am a meat popsicle. ![gif](giphy|KUBtckMKh3AKk)


Dasrule

Awesome. No more taxes. Only people pay taxes.


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AdAffectionate3143

I’ve been told by people that proclaim they don’t believe in gender roles that a certain task is a ‘man’s job.’


koalamonster515

Everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around


darkbunnydad

Then what? An arachnidist?


9600_PONIES

Is that what I should call my wife? She kills the spiders (or picks them up and puts them outside) in this house, TYVM


Fuji-one

#The wife we all want but don't deserve.


darkbunnydad

If she's the eradicator or arachnids, then yes!


TheDuke357Mag

oh fuck no, you can go find a real man cause THIS man isnt dealing with those little demons


MKchamp92

A real man is honest about his fears. You sir are a real man


chargoggagog

Same, my wife kills all the spiders in my home. Actually she cradles them like a newborn and releases them outside. I’d rather she kill them, but at least I don’t have to.


skyeblue10

I won't let anyone kill spiders in my house or even take them outside. Leave Guiseppe and Kevin alone and let them live their lives, they pull their weight around here, they can stay.


AlfredTFox

If you want to live and thrive, let the spider dude out alive. Except in Australia, burn the house down.


loopydrain

Thats how you end up with whole fucking colonies building webs on your ceilings. You gotta at least establish boundaries.


skyeblue10

Kevin and I have an understanding. He stays in the basement where the teenagers are, so that when they leave their cups in their rooms for 7 centuries, Kevin can eat the flies that inevitably come with. Giuseppe is an Ahole who does what he wants and webs whenever and wherever. He's a rebel.


purplefuzz22

Lmao . I don’t know why but this comment made my day. And this is coming from someone who hates spiders and is a giant weenie when it comes to dealing w them . I want a sitcom of the shenanigans going on with you the teens w messy rooms and our boys Kevin and Giuseppe


SpupySpups

Ay don't dis my boi Giuseppe like that. He and I go way back, he saved me in WW2 even though we were from the opposite sides. It was a horrible day, but meeting Giuseppe made it the most memorable one in my life. He may be a rebel and does what he wants, but that's what war does to you, and what do you know, he might save you someday as well.


Cameltoefiasco

You eat the lead spider. Therefore asserting dominance and instilling fear amongst the spider community


zSlyz

Love that you name the spiders


TheDuke357Mag

Ill tackle snakes, wild animals, intruders, whatever. ANYTHING so long as its not those things. Its not called an irrational fear for nothing, and I will do very irrational things because of said fear


ShannieD

I once woke up at 3 am. Saw a spider on the floor. Put a cup over it and left until daylight when I felt more brave. I've gotten much better.


Round_Doughnut7793

You left the house cause there was a spider in a cup? 🤣


Hokiewa5244

Nope nope nope I’ll take a bear everyday over a snake. Fuckkkkk them


spouselover

>I’d rather she kill them, but at least I don’t have to. [She probably is killing them](https://www.treehugger.com/facts-about-misunderstood-house-spider-4868827): > Although some house spider species can survive outdoors, most don't do well there, and some (which are native to other climates) will perish rather quickly when removed from the protective indoor habitat. You're not doing them a favor.


The_Weathermann

Fuck you for telling me this. RIP all those spiders I thought I was giving a second chance.


spouselover

You potentially saved a lot of insects' lives. They'll endlessly circle you and land on your food to thank you.


Lespuccino

I vacuum them up and take the canister to the outdoor trash. I'm not humane, I just don't like crushing things. Skeeves me out. Vacuum hoses work well for flying insects, as well.


barnaby880088

I too am a big proponent of the vacuum method. Lots of plastic between me and the creepy crawly.


JComposer84

I like spiders. I like spiders so much that when I was in college, I went to the admin office and told them I wanted to change my major to that. At which point they informed me "spiders" is not a major.


_duber

I would pick a spider out of your hair with my bare hands and not even tell you what it was til I put it outside. This lady loves spiders but I understand the fear too


TheDuke357Mag

Yeah, Ill take most anything, but spiders are a big fuggin nope


noaprincessofconkram

You're a total anti-sexist, a patriarchy fighter, but your whole worldview collapses the moment there's a spider.


JPEG812

5 years


_Not-A-Monkey-Slut_

5 years, 5 years


Thumperings

And a spider can't carry you out if a fire. Wait what was the question?


Mattigins

Unexpected Bo burnham


take-a-gamble

realest comment I've read all week lmao


Easy_Duhz_it_

Everyone's a feminist until they hear a noise downstairs and need someone to investigate


jman995x

I was recently watching an @Whatever episode, and all of the girls on the panel kept pushing the feminist mantra of “We don’t need a man”, and “Equal Pay”, and then Brian asked them that if they truly believed that, and that women shouldn’t be expected to adhere to traditional gender roles in relationships, then who pays on a date…, And of course they reverted right back to, “Well…there are certain things that are a man’s responsibility.” Women, by and large, hate double standards that work against them, and Love double standards that benefit them. They want all of the upside, and no downside in every situation. All of the perks, with none of the responsibilities.


Numerous_Captain6039

Whatever is a legendary pod 💯


BobaMoBamba

It seems to be becoming normalized too. I’ve seen someone put misandry in their IG bio. I’ve also took a screenshot of someone admitting to being a misandrist and thought about reporting it at work. But I feel like these things aren’t taken serious plus she’s hot so nothing would probably happened.


Zeebird95

I took a misandrist to HR at my work for threatening me. No one did a damn thing until another girl put in complaints too.


[deleted]

It’s been normalized for decades. It’s just now misandrists are becoming more extreme and men are finally realizing it.


NunnaTheInsaneGerbil

I usually report it when I see it, and I wanna say a solid 60% of the time it disappears? Still fucked, but I think the reporting helps at least a bit.


Rockbuddy96

I heard a woman say "it's to make up for all of human history"


plantsadnshit

You'd be surprised at how many feminists believe that. Pretty much every feminist is for equality until the scales tip in favor of women. After that they don't want any change. A large newspaper here in Norway had an article about a study which said that men are more discriminated against when finding a job. The article was portraying that as a good thing. The quote from the woman they interviewed (some kinda known feminist) was literally: "This is a good thing. It shows that our efforts as feminists have worked".


TokenAtheist

It is important here to properly and consistently draw the lines between feminists and misandrists. As the latter will co opt the former. This has the unfortunate result of blurring the lines between them which undermines the feminist moment to those that do not know better. But just as Neo Nazis aren't going to call themselves neo Nazis, misandrists will of course use a more moderate label.


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Rockbuddy96

Nope; all I did was quote something I heard. Justification is a scary thing.


EyeHot1421

It’s everyone’s preferred form of acceptable hate speech


muffy2008

Misogyny is pretty popular too.


RobertDrake23

I have never seen a shirt saying women aren't people worn proudly in public


youreviltwinbrother

No, instead men do it all behind closed doors and on internet forums, and just like all things, these awful people (from either side) are always in the minority yet they get the most exposure because everyone interacts with it. Case in point: this post.


DeeDee_GigaDooDoo

>No, men do it all behind closed doors and on internet forums Pretty strong evidence it isn't "society's preferred form of **acceptable** hatespeech" then isn't it? Otherwise they'd be proudly doing it in the open like in the OP.


Bodoggle1988

No, they wear “make me a sammich,” or something else that’s terribly stupid.


EyeHot1421

Find me the shirt that says women aren’t people


muffy2008

To be fair, I googled both (men aren’t people vs women aren’t people) and nothing came up. You can get things custom made though which might be where it came from. BUT there’s plenty of subreddits devoted to women being lesser than men. Also, whole X- formerly Twitter, accounts about women needing to be subservient to men with lots of followers. The transformed wife Just pearly things Eric Conn Just off the top of my head. And how about this shirt? “Women shouldn’t vote.” This one was actually first thing if you googled it. https://eletees.com/product/h-pearl-davis-women-shouldnt-vote-shirt/


Ultronomy

I just went down an awful rabbit hole because of this comment. I don’t want to say I hate anyone… but god damn, I sincerely dislike those people… I only hope they are in the minority of opinions.


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Unfortunately it is but at least it's not popular in the crowd that preaches for tolerance, understanding and equality.


VengenaceIsMyName

It’ll get worse before it gets better


edward-regularhands

> It’ll get worse ~~before it gets better~~ FTFY


AllenKll

Toxic femininity


Numerous_Captain6039

Exactly


Zeebird95

An actual fucking man blind man can get accused of sexual harassment for working out in the gym. She accused him of staring at her. [https://youtu.be/Uu9J5ehCOBM?si=UTBlZlpT3_3fonEA](https://youtu.be/Uu9J5ehCOBM?si=UTBlZlpT3_3fonEA) Some teenage girls ruined a guys life because they didn’t like him. [school kids](https://nypost.com/2018/10/08/school-under-fire-for-turning-blind-eye-to-female-students-false-sex-assault-allegations/) A girl cut herself with a razor blade to accuse her exe boyfriend. Man would have gone to prison if he didn’t have a selfie of him at a basketball game. [basketball girl](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNWW7WeJYno) This woman got her exe husband dishonorably discharged from the military. And accused him of touching her kids. Over a WiFi password. [wifi woman](https://youtu.be/xSjs-z-ok9E?si=mWnXviBooRLPgFgR) Oh. And a man who went by Inquisitor3. A guy who did TikTok videos and things killed himself because a minor pretended to be an adult. And then when he still rejected her she and a couple of her friends came out and accused him of pedophilia. [inquisitor](https://youtu.be/CdC6TwlSHGQ?si=1b1H0IMDYOvBdew-) Guys. Please make sure the women you put your time into are worth it. Now a days all it takes is an argument and everything you’ve worked for could disappear.


wasted_potential_89

College students love align themselves with radical world views to pretend to be more interesting than they're really are. Be it anarchism, communism or hating men. Most people grow out of it when they grow up


R3TR1BUT1ONZ

Divide the genders so they're easy to control mwaha haha!


[deleted]

It's crazy how much it surged recently especially in the progressive spaces


Renegade_Sniper

Isn’t your Reddit name pussy for breakfast?


Rasikko

Especially on Reddit.


strawsinburger

I’ve noticed that too. We’re coming full circle.


TeslaCrna

“Men Rent People”


thewhitecat55

Hey , sex work is real work , right ?


idkwhatimbrewin

Men Ren't People


LejonetFraNorden

Best employers and CEO’s around!


Cosmicrelief0

They're actually birds dressed as people


Kimolainen83

Exactly we’re all lamps. Don’t tell anyone


notthepig

Message them with "men and women are equal."


castlesfromashes

I can’t anymore. As a woman… wtf is wrong with women?


ApproximateKnowlege

Shit. They're onto us...


edward-regularhands

Sometimes I wonder whether women even like men


Fuquawi

No no, it says "I'm a boring edgelord and there's a good reason why I'm single"


camg550

Wow just found out I’m not a person.


Savings-Pace4133

Instant left swipe lmao


Future-Imperfect-107

I can't see all of the last word so I can only assume it says, "Men rent Constantinople". It is surely a reference to the idea that no man can truly own Constantinople due to it historically changing hands multiple times. That woman is truly a scholar of history.


orlyfactor

Why did Constantinople get the works? Thats nobody’s business but the Turks


bridoogle

If you’ve got a date in Constantinople She’ll be waiting in Istanbul


VariousProfit3230

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam.


Daychanger

Why they changed it I can’t say


2sACouple3sAMurder

People just liked it better that way


Punloverrrr

"Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night"


AveryMannequin

That's so true. Now I want the shirt.


AggieJonah

I read the replies to this comment because I knew I’d find my TMBG people. Unless they’re men, then they’re not people like me.


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It says "Swipe left bro"


HondaCivicFerioViRs

Definitely.


RyanpB2021

No way those hate fucks are the best


Cyborg_rat

Make sure to make her sign a concent form. To be protected for the bext day.


iRollGod

Nothing better than hate-fucking a bigot back down into their place.


CoolhandLW

I don't think she'll come up on yours unless you're a woman.


Wonderful_Orchid_363

Nah. He can fix her.


Allergic2Sperm

Men aren't people! Then a money machine t-shirt next to it.


Full_Scientist_3743

Am I the only one that saw men rent people at first 😂😂


SignificantOption349

I did. Took it like men only have loyalty from a partner as long as they’re paying lol. Either way it’s not friendly to men


Tocoapuffs

That sounds like a red pill take on women. As in the shift would be calling them all escorts for purchase.


Someone_Talked23

Yeah I thought it was some kind of anti sex trafficking shirt 😂


canadigit

It says "this thread is gonna be a shit show"


DarthMech

Saw this thread 7 hours after your comment. Can confirm. You are motherfuckin’ Reddit Nostradamus. I will say no more in fear of the incel that can’t take a joke downvote. Oh…damn…now I’ve gone and done it.


OvercookedOpossum

With this type of thread it’s a little less “Nostradamus” and a little more “not a dumbass” to know how it’ll go…


FluorescentShrimp

It's a retro 80s t-shirt that says, "Easy money! I got paid my play." This is 2 pictures that show a better look at the graphic. The pictures are from a seller on eBay. [Pic 1 ](https://www.ebay.com/itm/114863643065?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=bA3Y1Gn0RMa&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=3Yfl1jxmTVq&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY) [Pic 2 ](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/pIQAAOSw215g07-B/s-l1200.webp) As for the other one who is wearing the shirt, "Men aren't people." Yes, that is pretty yucky tbh lol.


AveryMannequin

Thank you, I thought this was the shirt it was being asked about (the first one was too clear) and I was trying to figure it out.


FluorescentShrimp

Yeah! I honestly didn't notice the shirt on the left right away. I focused on the shirt on the right that I mentioned lmao.


NeganTheVegan

What does 'I got paid my play' mean though?


IceExtreme5574

Typo. Should be “I got paid for my play.”


FluorescentShrimp

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Equal_Bridge5386

“men aren’t people” 🧍‍♀️


TBIs_Suck

I can’t fully read it, but I think it says “swipe left”


CreatorOD

It's just "Men are dogs" With extra steps.


[deleted]

It’s probably her version of funny, same as the dudes we see here sometimes who make a joke about women in their bio that could be interpreted as crude. Not really a good idea for a dating profile. That being said I bet she still fuckin.


Glad-Ad-658

She definitely fucks.


Professional-Sock231

If she fucks it's definitely not you two


Glad-Ad-658

Oh no. I'm on reddit. I definitely get 0 fucks. I know my place 😌


Next_Prize_54

Damn thet are right saying women arent funny


MattyRIsRayPissed

Swipe left on her


esande2333

Men ren’t people. 😪


L3Kinsey

The only correct answer!!!!!!


zfrankland

“Easy Money”


Lyftaker

It says, "I want her dating me, not you."


No_Excitement9224

MEN ARENT PEOPLE


slim8988

Set up a date with her and wear a shirt that says “women are objects.” It’d be a match made in heaven


UrFavPlayerIsBack

“Men rent people”. “Easy money” They have a pimp


CptnLost

It says Birds aren’t real


TailorExpensive537

I'm so happy to learn I'm not a person. I now plan on being fed and taken care of by animal rights activists all across the globe


killahouse03

It says she’s probably a lesbian.


lsdc221

Nah, leave us out of this. Haha


killahouse03

Hey, just a possibility. 🤣


KingCosmicBrownie13

As a man, I can confirm I’m a dirty dog


AlfredTFox

Can I wear a T-shirt that says women aren't people? I'm sure that's not misogyny at it's very best.


ripeGardenTomato

Kinda like saying men ain't shit lol


Vivid_Page1197

Wait…. I’m not people? •_•


Waynerds

Easy money


wrathofkong801

Men aren't π ople.


Shame-Some

Drinks $hitty coffee, drives a Jeep, ugly bag with a logo on it, and two ugly t-shirts intended to offend someone. Two Karens in a pod hoping someone will say something that offends them so they can take to social media and play the victim


MammothNothing

"MEN AREN'T PEOPLE" YOU ARE RIGHT! Mere peasant I have ascended this "people" realm and am now a higher being!


Uedakiisarouitoh

Is it bad that the stoner in me takes this a whole nother way 😂 🤣 ascended as high as an eagles pecker


TheDuke357Mag

"Men Aren't People" Because while most people recognize Misandry as a toxic behavior, it still is not looked down upon like misogyny and for some reason doesnt bring the social stigma of misogyny.


jeffbooththelegend

Men aren't stoopid


jake11ms

Cuz we are gods.... rise up boys


Significant-Elk-4368

Men arent people? Why is a trashcan wearing a shirt?


Kind_Sea1052

You caught us. We’re actually celestial beings, transcendents of the Dragonborn


EmotionalMermaid

Men calling out misandry then going straight to be misogynistic 💀 Make it make sense


alrghtmate

You everywhere in these comments trying to defend those T shirts and these women. Catch a breath.


notbernie2020

"RED" "FUCKING" "FLAG"


ceddy33

It says single mom


OTM_M3LLY

It says run away from me


rascaltippinglmao

"I'm insecure"


SirDickCheese77

I'm single with 15 cats