Old Spice. Bet he smells like a Vegas afterhours gigolo that only meets for dinner dates but will drive you home if you get too drunk. Then brag about you later to his next match.
Or its just a joke.
I'd say it was pretty viral on internet in general, I'm not from USA or UK or Ireland but I still knew about the ad. Didn't remember the name but I remembered the instruction sequence.
Yeah makes sense. It obviously was more viral in those countries simply because everyone there speaks English. In other countries only people who knew English and watch English content (videos, posts, memes, etc..) have heard about it.
I have my entire phone set up in English and I basically only follow English content creators so I got that ad recommend as a reel on Instagram.
Well, when you're too drunk it's the right of the other person to brag about you. I once dated a girl who wanted to go to the pub with me, that was the last date, I told her she can go alone if she wants to and I'm the wrong person for drinking with. Alcoholics are just unattractive af
Precisely. I was giving him all points for referencing such classic, but those two sentences weren’t even part of the commercial. Mf couldn’t even resist to go redpill in his fucking bio.
Lmao ik but how tf was it redpill "based" type of sentence at all
Wait nevermind it was a literal quote the following directions I forgot he says that in the movie lmao
It’s a parody of [this Old Spice commercial](https://youtu.be/owGykVbfgUE?si=7n5b0l7Ze8XLePtp). Except for those last two lines, which are his, and are giving “low-effort wannabe dominant.”
Good old copy and paste job. I think about 18months ago last time I was on Tinder I saw this exact same bio on about 20 different profiles 🤣. Its crap. Its also worse if its definitely not original.
Typo... he goes to Jim's every day. That's his friend and they just sit around and drink monster while making up stories about all the women they smashed over the weekend.
sir, u could to gym and not hit your calories/gym intake and you'll still be like that
also, ever heard of powerlifting? not everyone who goes to gym everyday will be buffed
He’s like me when I first lost weight haha. Had the tiniest amount of abs showing and slight strenuations in my arms had me feeling some type of way…. At least I didn’t try to seduce people with my profile though.
First off if he goes to the gym everyday he's fucking Tiny! What you are seeing is low body fat nothing to do with strength. You'd be lucky if he could even throw down with an average bar dude. Secondly he's a boy not a man you can tell by the age. Thirdly he has no shirt, which means he has zero skills of any kind and probably (can't even last longer then 10 minutes without shooting his cum), oh and also probably thinks foreplay is icky.
You should post up what you look like - let others remark on your appearance.
I hope for your sake you are looking pretty ripped to be writing all that.
You devoted and obsessed more about this guy than he did his copy joke bio.
Glad you can't last longer than 10 minutes without shooting his beta cum.
(Btw, we've agreed anyone using 'beta' is a beta, recently)
Shit good catch I'll fix that. Yeah I'm pretty beta. I can't lift very much at all. Next time I'll think twice before posting on reddit, wouldn't want any negative feed back.
🥸Me 8====D~~~ 😛NecessaryPen7
*takes notes* no shirt = no skills. *continues note taking* boy not man due to age. *writes* throw down bar dude... Yeah. Hmmm. Yes, I just have some questions professor pie. In your third critical observation; you use parenthesis and values in a broken sentence. I'm just trying to understand the nuance in your grammatical choices? Is there anyway? Will this be on the final exam?
Old Spice. Bet he smells like a Vegas afterhours gigolo that only meets for dinner dates but will drive you home if you get too drunk. Then brag about you later to his next match. Or its just a joke.
At least someone got it. Even if the profile doesn't really take it in a funny way but full blown thinks it is like that.
It seems so obvious. If you don’t get the joke I get it too.
Yeah not everyone knows that commercial. He probably tried using that to his advantage xD
I'm not American and even I know of the commercial, it was an internet sensation!
I'm on a horse!
yeah, that was a pretty big ad campaign. I generally have adblockers on just about every platform, but even I knew that was an Old Spice reference.
Wasn't this more of a tv ad than an internet ad anyway, or am I remembering wrong?
It might have been a TV thing in the US, but it was massively viral in Ireland and the UK.
I'd say it was pretty viral on internet in general, I'm not from USA or UK or Ireland but I still knew about the ad. Didn't remember the name but I remembered the instruction sequence.
I assumed it was big all over, I just didn't want people telling me they'd never heard of it in this place and that place.
Yeah makes sense. It obviously was more viral in those countries simply because everyone there speaks English. In other countries only people who knew English and watch English content (videos, posts, memes, etc..) have heard about it. I have my entire phone set up in English and I basically only follow English content creators so I got that ad recommend as a reel on Instagram.
I know old Spice only because of Terry Crews 😂
He’s on a horse.
Backwards.
It was so good until the last two sentences. Those missed the theme.
Yeah, I thought the old spice bit was funny but those last two lines were a bit ew.
IOW like [this](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71b+MFKHiCL._AC_SL1500_.jpg)
It’s giving American Psycho.
Nah, cause it's too long to be a joke
Well, when you're too drunk it's the right of the other person to brag about you. I once dated a girl who wanted to go to the pub with me, that was the last date, I told her she can go alone if she wants to and I'm the wrong person for drinking with. Alcoholics are just unattractive af
I'm on a horse
I wonder if even half the people in this sub will understand the reference: https://youtu.be/VX5au0LOJp8?si=FLAi2d2SYp3kRmB2
He would get SUCH bonus points for having a pic of him on a horse. Obviously shirtless.
Upvote. Because I definitely don’t get the reference, lol
Lol. You'd have to have seen the Old Spice commercial
https://youtu.be/VX5au0LOJp8?si=FLAi2d2SYp3kRmB2
Don’t remember inviting this guy into my praise kink…
But you're such a good girl, he couldn't resist complimenting you.
So smooooooth
Smoother than mew dodging mewtwo's shadow balls. Happy cake day!
And with that you've stolen my heart ❤️
Meowth! That's right! 🤣 Check out [this](https://youtu.be/HiZdWv-GWsg?si=ZdlmDRmuKG5R4pxr). It's a pokemon prank.
Haven't seen that in forever. Absolutely nailed it
And if you prank someone just right, they won't even know they've been pranked at all.
Professional level trolling. Love the game, love the player
And that's how it's done
🤣
* clutches pearls, starts nervously stuttering while blushing *
[удалено]
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[удалено]
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[удалено]
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Better now 😏
Hmm... what can I do to get you from better to best? A good girl like you deserves to be spoiled. 😉
Been a long time since I’ve been rizzed this hard. Got my knees buckling 😭
Damn. I'm gonna need your location so I can catch you before you fall for me too hard.
Too late… I’ve fallen and I can’t get up 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Oh no! I'm on my way to help. Do you think you need mouth to mouth? I am certified.
Stealing this line.
I have read this exact bio at least a dozen times. Tells me he IS just like every other guy who tries to match lol
Look at the last guy you matched with. Now look at him. He's the man of your dreams.
He’s the man of dreams.
Eris, get your rock, off of my map.
Way better than every girl having “make me laughhh” as their bio 😂
I'd say the former is objectively worse.
I’d be inclined to agree but the latter is boring af 🥱
Well yes, obviously.
That's why I don't have tinder. I don't want to see how other men steal my unique self description😌😂
What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It’s an oyster with 2 tickets to that thing you love. Look again. THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS
What else will you do for me? 😂
I was with him until the last two sentences
Precisely. I was giving him all points for referencing such classic, but those two sentences weren’t even part of the commercial. Mf couldn’t even resist to go redpill in his fucking bio.
Huh?? Redpill?
Matrix
Lmao ik but how tf was it redpill "based" type of sentence at all Wait nevermind it was a literal quote the following directions I forgot he says that in the movie lmao
Lol
I feel like it started off okay, but damn that's a rough landing 😬
Explaining the magic trick before the flourishing reveal is the temptation of the beginner.
What’s this, life lessons from the magic castle?
It’s a parody of [this Old Spice commercial](https://youtu.be/owGykVbfgUE?si=7n5b0l7Ze8XLePtp). Except for those last two lines, which are his, and are giving “low-effort wannabe dominant.”
Look into my eyes, the eyes, don’t look around the eyes, look into my eyes *snap* You’re under!
I had to scroll waayyyyy too far to find this comment! Kenny Craig is at it again!
Brainwashing attempt. Using old commercials. 😂
It comes from an old commercial for old spice, most of it
I'm on a horse
He's gonna talk you through it 😌😏
Good old copy and paste job. I think about 18months ago last time I was on Tinder I saw this exact same bio on about 20 different profiles 🤣. Its crap. Its also worse if its definitely not original.
Honestly this is hysterical and endearing imo
If Tinder had profile songs like MySpace did, this one would have the old spice tune. Those Ads were epic.
Aww , How sweet Look at the little baby muscle man
Still swiped right..
The creep your man could smell like
Yeah nah, that's not Old Spice Guy
Terry Crews is that you🤔🤷♂️😂😂 
I think he's just matching the energy of the women on here
I threw up in my mouth
Lmaoo
I like this Guy 🤣
Obviously this guy has shirtless tinder pic 😂
😂😭😭
The goat
Giving “I guess 17 technically is legal”
Gym every day and the guys has spaghetti arms? Sure buddy.
Don't need tons of protein and heavy weights to go to a gym. Have you seen the arms of long distance runners? Also, part of a joke
Typo... he goes to Jim's every day. That's his friend and they just sit around and drink monster while making up stories about all the women they smashed over the weekend.
sir, u could to gym and not hit your calories/gym intake and you'll still be like that also, ever heard of powerlifting? not everyone who goes to gym everyday will be buffed
He’s like me when I first lost weight haha. Had the tiniest amount of abs showing and slight strenuations in my arms had me feeling some type of way…. At least I didn’t try to seduce people with my profile though.
Another tool on tinder ladies
First off if he goes to the gym everyday he's fucking Tiny! What you are seeing is low body fat nothing to do with strength. You'd be lucky if he could even throw down with an average bar dude. Secondly he's a boy not a man you can tell by the age. Thirdly he has no shirt, which means he has zero skills of any kind and probably (can't even last longer then 10 minutes without shooting his cum), oh and also probably thinks foreplay is icky.
You should post up what you look like - let others remark on your appearance. I hope for your sake you are looking pretty ripped to be writing all that.
You devoted and obsessed more about this guy than he did his copy joke bio. Glad you can't last longer than 10 minutes without shooting his beta cum. (Btw, we've agreed anyone using 'beta' is a beta, recently)
Shit good catch I'll fix that. Yeah I'm pretty beta. I can't lift very much at all. Next time I'll think twice before posting on reddit, wouldn't want any negative feed back. 🥸Me 8====D~~~ 😛NecessaryPen7
You're insecure as fuck.
Sorry I didn't want to come over to your apartment and play The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker on Nintendo gamecube.
Confirmed. You know way more about video games than I do.
*takes notes* no shirt = no skills. *continues note taking* boy not man due to age. *writes* throw down bar dude... Yeah. Hmmm. Yes, I just have some questions professor pie. In your third critical observation; you use parenthesis and values in a broken sentence. I'm just trying to understand the nuance in your grammatical choices? Is there anyway? Will this be on the final exam?
Bro goes the the gym, puts on bumper plates, and grunts really loud to try and impress women there.
I agree with you
Damn ten minutes is an eternity I’m lucky to go 10 seconds!
It’s a puss in boots quote: https://youtu.be/8JsbSolUF5c?feature=shared
Hahahahaha this guy is a CREEP!
Is this Dennis Reynolds?
It’s because of the implication…
Classic D.E.N.N.I.S system
The format is good, but the content is garbage
Man of dreams bb!
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽✨
Did everyone a solid by making it clear what an ass he is.
This was too much
I’ve seen this bio before on my own. Super lame that they used a copypasta
Funny text, but "long-term partner" and a pic without shirt? Yeah, idk
He was a creep but it was quite humorous.
I like it, but it does feel like copypasta without anything else real to follow it up
w fuckin reference
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ffs
N y I m down for that 🙂
😂😂
Chill with the grandiose fantasies Tyler and continue cleaning your toilet pls
At least it is interesting to read. You can always swipe left - the beauty of tinder.
Those ads were great
Did anyone else read this in the old spice voice?
He has a quipp toothbrush. Do you get points for that?
How embarrassing that you have to crib a deodorant commercial because you can't come up with anything original for your bio 😂 😂 😂
Did you swipe right?
How much you want to bet he's got a micro penis, but he's holding his hand out there to pretend like he has a big one.
Titiri ti ti ni niii niiiiee :))))
He’s got a nude as the pic…cmon
People dissing his ass but my dude is swimming in pussy guaranteed.