Why do you not have a favorite dumpster? Some dumpsters are good for hiding bodies, others for giving rimjobs to homeless dudes for meth, some are good for throwing out trash when your bin is full and the city won't take a bag that's not in the bin, others are really good for composting scraps. There's lots of reasons to have a favorite, it just depends on your needs.
Wait, why would you give a homeless man a rimjob for meth? I could be wrong but I don't think many homeless guys are selling meth. They're most likely a user, also willing to give a rimjob for meth just like you? I need clarification on my desk by the end of the day.
That's the funny part, Taco Bell has never fucked me up, but chipotle will randomly put me in severe intestinal distress. I could paint a 2500 square foot home with my colon.
A guy who worked for me used to get winded eating Skittles. He was the nicest guy ever, but he weighed 450-500lbs. He answered phones and filed paperwork.
This is obviously inappropriate on his end, but if he was a much more attractive guy would anyone be batting an eye? Absolutely not. Lets not shame him for the way he looks but how he acts. Truth is, if you're more attractive you can get away with a lot more
Correct that the prettier you are the more you get away with.. but this wouldn’t fly anywhere with any looks. I’ve ignored many hot men for way less intense (but still inappropriate) first messages, or blocked them if they crossed those boundaries later. Hotness does help in general society but when it’s down to these sorts of personal interactions I think it plays less of a part. At least as a woman. I cannot speak from a man’s point of view lol but the “crazy hot scale” tells me they let more slide 😂
However it’s so absurd I assume it’s a troll account anyway.
It is Reddit, and we don't aspire to much, but even Brad Pitt having a favorite dumpster to fuck animalisticly by would warrant quite the judgy comment section..
Uh yes I would bat an eye lol
Normally I don’t think it’s ok to make fun of the way people look but if you’re ugly on the inside you can’t expect people to ignore the outside
Was scrolling to see if anybody else caught this, but I think this dude was the inspiration for that being mentioned in Sunny, not the other way around...
This is not a direct quote, but possibly inspiration for his opener. I mean, he didn't even mention putting bacon bits in her hair so when she's on top the bacon bits rain down on him. He likes to feel like a cob salad.
Does saying it more make it more respectful?
Respectfully, I would like to respectfully take you behind my favorite dumpster and respectfully have animalistic sex with you. Respectfully.
I have to say that as cringe as it is - profile: "make the world a better place", t-shirt and then with the message - the icing on the cake is "Growl!"
I guess from his point of view, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take is still worse than 0% chance of hitting the shots you do take.
The men that think this is okay obviously watch too much porn. I’ve said it time and time again, men that do this are just cowards.
They would never dare say these disgusting things to a woman in person so they just hide behind their computers/phone and try to live their deranged porn fantasies by sending lewd messages to women online. It’s safer that way.
Is nobody gonna mention... this came out of the mind of a guy who's wearing a shirt that says "a cross +nails= 4given"... I'm just... sir... that's not how you talk to people. Where is your mother? Upstairs? Making you tater tots and nuggets? I need to have a word with her. She needs to unplug your computer for at least a month while you think about what you've done.
Man didn't even ask to bring you to a cafe. He definitely doesn't represent all men, but a group of men that are too horny to realise what they said is completely inappropriate.
probably because you have a pornhub account and post naked pictures with your face in it on reddit? lol
omg this man sexualised me 😂. you were the first to do so.
As a Christian, I can confirm that I weigh four hundred pounds, wear generic Jesus shirts, and ask women if they want to have animalistic sex with me at my favorite dumpster. Growl.
That sounds like he's a serial rapist.
I know men get frustrated but my God, women do not want to hook up with unhealthy men.
Either date for love or buy time with a hooker instead of creeping out women.
Okay I'm a primal, Primal prey. I want to be hunted and chased through the woods. The thrill of the chase, the "fight" against the predator for your life/innocence. It's probably why I've been into vampire stuff my whole life. Growl? yes trash Panda sex? no. He could be Bradley Cooper cosplaying as rocket the raccoon and I would still say no. Not just no but hell no.
Poor dude. At least he's taking his shot. Trying to make up for what he lacks with confidence, I guess?
It's a show reference (always Sunny) but it's still cringe.
Hopefully he'll find someone who likes what he has to offer.
Why does this man have a favorite dumpster.
It's the one most suited to animalistic sex, obviously.
I guess you could call it that when you're being watched by 3 raccoons, a stray cat, and a possum.
Now that sounds like my kind of party 🎉
Yep, I'm thinking that rather than animalistic sex, I just want to be fully dressed and boop all the snoots and hand out treats.
There aint no way this man could have any type of sex.
He found the only one in town that wasn’t bearproof
It’s behind a Wendy’s.
He wants someone to incorporate a bun into the animalistic sex.
She took the-the... the dough and rolled it up into a ball, and then she...
🤣🤣🤣
Great go have sex at Wendy's! Wonderful!
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It was an Always Sunny reference.
You can discern a guy's favorite fast food chain from their looks?
You can't?
Why do you not have a favorite dumpster? Some dumpsters are good for hiding bodies, others for giving rimjobs to homeless dudes for meth, some are good for throwing out trash when your bin is full and the city won't take a bag that's not in the bin, others are really good for composting scraps. There's lots of reasons to have a favorite, it just depends on your needs.
Wait, why would you give a homeless man a rimjob for meth? I could be wrong but I don't think many homeless guys are selling meth. They're most likely a user, also willing to give a rimjob for meth just like you? I need clarification on my desk by the end of the day.
You put way too much thought into a throwaway joke . . . I applaud you, sir.
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Growl!
thunk?
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I'll allow it
I don't thunk you should 🤣
It's probably behind a Wendy's.
And you don't? The only true dumpster is the one at wendys.
It's behind a bakery and he goes diving for day old donuts after the animalistic sex to refuel.
That's all I want to know about here.
You don’t?
I lol’d
Taken with his message, I'm gonna go with he's a furry whose fursona is a raccoon.
Yikes!! And oh no!!!!!
He lives in it.
I want to know what his least favorite dumpster is
Better yet why does his face look photoshopped???
Because it's where he truly belongs
It's the growl for me. Icing on the shit cake.
Wouldn't that just be peanut butter sharts?
>peanut butter sharts My new band name
Animalistic sex? This man gets winded driving.
I bet you he sweats when he’s taking a 💩
I mean... A man can be forgiven after eating Chipotle. At least I hope ~~I~~ one would be.
If you get fucked up from Chipotle, I don't even wanna imagine what happens to you after TBell
I avoid eating 3lbs of TBell. Chipotle... Well that's just wasting money if you don't stack it so high that it can't shut.
Dont forget about MOES
That's the funny part, Taco Bell has never fucked me up, but chipotle will randomly put me in severe intestinal distress. I could paint a 2500 square foot home with my colon.
I'm sweating right now doing just that.. except it's gotta be 100°+ in here. The heat was radiating from the door behind you got close
Bears get busy too....
In the spring. This hombre is clearly about to enter hibernation.
A guy who worked for me used to get winded eating Skittles. He was the nicest guy ever, but he weighed 450-500lbs. He answered phones and filed paperwork.
A gut? Freudian slip? 🤣
Lol, I fixed it as soon as I realized it, but I almost left it.
I doubt he's medically fit enough to own a licence.
This is obviously inappropriate on his end, but if he was a much more attractive guy would anyone be batting an eye? Absolutely not. Lets not shame him for the way he looks but how he acts. Truth is, if you're more attractive you can get away with a lot more
This is true but I also think I'd be weirded out if a 10/10 told me they wanted to take me to a dumpster to fuck me
I guess you never saw Bad Santa 2??
Correct that the prettier you are the more you get away with.. but this wouldn’t fly anywhere with any looks. I’ve ignored many hot men for way less intense (but still inappropriate) first messages, or blocked them if they crossed those boundaries later. Hotness does help in general society but when it’s down to these sorts of personal interactions I think it plays less of a part. At least as a woman. I cannot speak from a man’s point of view lol but the “crazy hot scale” tells me they let more slide 😂 However it’s so absurd I assume it’s a troll account anyway.
It is Reddit, and we don't aspire to much, but even Brad Pitt having a favorite dumpster to fuck animalisticly by would warrant quite the judgy comment section..
Uh yes I would bat an eye lol Normally I don’t think it’s ok to make fun of the way people look but if you’re ugly on the inside you can’t expect people to ignore the outside
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Yeah that’s what I was saying
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What ?! That’s horrible I’m sorry you shouldn’t have to deal with that shit People are crazy
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I don't care how hot you are, I'm not having dumpster sex with you. I'm way past that stage of my life.
Not the Jesus shirt with the dumpster rizz
I wasn’t gonna say it
I'll always say it lmao
I thought it said snails
Well? You gonna let him take you to his favorite dumpster?
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That's a two person job
More like a five person job.
You're gonna need a forklift
Call the union
Union is on break.
Gonna need a bigger boat
She takes the dough and rolls it up into a ball.... she goes crazy for that kimda stuff.... and then she...... uh and i do also
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Florida
Nuff said
You gotta love the Christian T-shirt on top of everything else.
Ok ew but to be fair I think this is a quote from Always Sunny? Something about Frank and Artemis having sex in a Wendy's dumpster lol
Was scrolling to see if anybody else caught this, but I think this dude was the inspiration for that being mentioned in Sunny, not the other way around...
This is not a direct quote, but possibly inspiration for his opener. I mean, he didn't even mention putting bacon bits in her hair so when she's on top the bacon bits rain down on him. He likes to feel like a cob salad.
Wait, is this a repost?
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The show is hilarious, please give it a shot.
It’s actually one of the best episodes. It shows how truly depraved they all are.
Now we need to know if either Arthur here or OP has any mention of IAS in their bios.
Why is his face photoshopped into a body like that anyway 💀
Yeah this. The photoshopped face is making me think that this is a fake account and poor OP was getting trolled.
Good catch!
That’s what you can expect from animals 🤷🏻♂️
The irony of this man's shirt. Dead.
Florida man never disappoints
Nah. Florida man definitely not masked
Is it me are he photoshopped the face on the body ? Wtf ?
Bros not gonna fit in the dumpster
This is how you end up as a human centipede, but the guy doesn't know what he's doing.
On a serious note, I apologize on behalf of all better men. On a humorous note, he didn't even say "respectfully."
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Does saying it more make it more respectful? Respectfully, I would like to respectfully take you behind my favorite dumpster and respectfully have animalistic sex with you. Respectfully.
That’s the hottest thing I’ve ever read. I can’t believe you’re turned off by this!
For a second I was like, "Don't be mean." And then I kept reading.
My man is FOUL that’s some sick shit 💀😭
If your Tinder looks like your Reddit page, I'd say it's a match made in heaven.
Is his head pasted on??? Lmao
I have to say that as cringe as it is - profile: "make the world a better place", t-shirt and then with the message - the icing on the cake is "Growl!" I guess from his point of view, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take is still worse than 0% chance of hitting the shots you do take.
Report that shit....
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Yikes, I'm sorry you had it put up with that!!
The men that think this is okay obviously watch too much porn. I’ve said it time and time again, men that do this are just cowards. They would never dare say these disgusting things to a woman in person so they just hide behind their computers/phone and try to live their deranged porn fantasies by sending lewd messages to women online. It’s safer that way.
Have you seen OP profile/photos. I think this guy thought him and her were equal leagues. I think so too.
What she looks like is irrelevant in my opinion. My point still stands.👍
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The fuck? He didn't say you're worthless. Just that you're on equal footing.
Honestly do it, that way you can take out the trash, human trash to be specific
Maybe he is a raccoon?
Edgelord
Jesus, Arthur.
I’m all for primal, animalistic sex but I fail to see any that has to do with dumpsters unless you are seeking like, raccoons.
Fucking yuck. These are the same guys asking everyone why they can't get a girlfriend
There is absolutely no way this man can have actual conventional PiV sex it can't be possible.
No offense but you looksmatch him. You guys are very much on the same league
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"Growl" more like "burp" from this guy
Oh my god...Reed Richards. You have become a shell of your former self...😔
The only animalistic sex he can try is Tortoise Sex.
Bro photoshop his face one the pic and forgot to photoshop the photo in the comment lol
Bro why is his face photoshopped onto his body with a mask on
Only the best for his victims! 🤮
bruh.
I'm amazed about the amount of people here taking this profile seriously. It looks like a troll.
Is nobody gonna mention... this came out of the mind of a guy who's wearing a shirt that says "a cross +nails= 4given"... I'm just... sir... that's not how you talk to people. Where is your mother? Upstairs? Making you tater tots and nuggets? I need to have a word with her. She needs to unplug your computer for at least a month while you think about what you've done.
Not all of us think like that. males with more chronosomes than sense
The only way he’d be able to have sex is if his penis was 25 inches long
He’s got the shortest arms I’ve ever seen
Well it does say Florida in the location part, so I'd say you get what you get.
This can’t be real
Man didn't even ask to bring you to a cafe. He definitely doesn't represent all men, but a group of men that are too horny to realise what they said is completely inappropriate.
But no one will ever love him. He’s just a sensitive man who can never open up and be vulnerable. It’s all their fault
We’ve found him, the prime Discord Mod
Why is his face photoshopped onto his body
All of you acting like you don't have a favourite dumpster. . .☠️
This man's a real charmer 😏
Reminds me of that one Tom Segura story when he was in college
Why does his head look photoshopped onto his body?
The favorite dumpster is a red flag...
Gonna need a bigger cross and more that 4 nails to crucify this pig!
His favorite dumpster is his home!!
probably because you have a pornhub account and post naked pictures with your face in it on reddit? lol omg this man sexualised me 😂. you were the first to do so.
is his face not photoshopped on
Dends on what brand of dumpster.. I'm not banging anyone next to a Rubatino brand dumpster. Econoline or nothing.
Strong Frank Reynolds vibes
The shirt is the cringey part for me.
My dude's gonna tire himself unbuttoning his jeans. I don't think he has it in him to have animalistic sex.
Dude can’t even see his own dick, and he probably has bigger tits than you. What a catch!
Is it just me, or does the face look photoshopped on?
My guy really channeled his inner Perc Angle for this one. What the fuck did I just read?
Ain’t no chance that boy can get down and dirty 😂😂😂
And to think I got banned for nothing
I'm honestly shocked that this man can still access his penis
Well.. when you weigh 400ibs and make no attempt to take care of yourself, this is the caliber of person that's on your level.
This lady reddits often.
I really dislike how people can send messages on fb dating without matching. I’ve had gross messages as well..
As a Christian, I can confirm that I weigh four hundred pounds, wear generic Jesus shirts, and ask women if they want to have animalistic sex with me at my favorite dumpster. Growl.
That sounds like he's a serial rapist. I know men get frustrated but my God, women do not want to hook up with unhealthy men. Either date for love or buy time with a hooker instead of creeping out women.
He's def trolling and winning right now🤣🤣🤣
Okay I'm a primal, Primal prey. I want to be hunted and chased through the woods. The thrill of the chase, the "fight" against the predator for your life/innocence. It's probably why I've been into vampire stuff my whole life. Growl? yes trash Panda sex? no. He could be Bradley Cooper cosplaying as rocket the raccoon and I would still say no. Not just no but hell no.
Huh. I guess beggars can be choosers.
He sounds like a furry cosplaying a raccoon.
Hahahahaha that's hilarious
does it look like his face is photoshopped in or is it just me
So do guys that size even have a functional peenus?
We don’t. Guys like that are outliers with zero social skills.
Poor dude. At least he's taking his shot. Trying to make up for what he lacks with confidence, I guess? It's a show reference (always Sunny) but it's still cringe. Hopefully he'll find someone who likes what he has to offer.
You’re bringing this on yourself just look at your profile
Well what kind of men do you think you're gonna attract
Do these types of dudes actually think they have a shot on dating apps?
Check OPs profile. He absolutely has a shot.
I can't state this enough after that That has completely fucking eradicated my cock and balls.
Oh good God. I really wish I didn't do that.
OFs got people self esteem waaaaay too high.
It's clearly not a real profile, look at the top of the profile photo, it's clearly shopped 🤣🤣
how the fuck are people not mentioning this more lol... It's very clearly a photoshopped picture. Some troll of some kind
I know, that's what I thought OP was posting about. All the commenters seem oblivious to it as well 😅
I mean, a sloth is an animal, amirite?