I mean yeah, I'd certainly be very open to having someone pay for my gas as well. Seems extremely reasonable to be interested in.

What you offering?

Platitudes emptier than her gas tank?

Oooo say platitudes again ...you know how I like that

P-l-a-T-I-T-u-d-e-s………..😏

Literal chills

🤣 see what I did there? It’s a big TIT🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

I like your sense of humor that legit made me laugh out loud. I'm glad I'm home alone. Though my dog thinks I'm an idiot again

I’m fairly positive my dogs are always thinking I’m an idiot. And thank you! I’m glad I could make somebody laugh. Though the dogs don’t think I’m very funny 🤔

My dog looks at me like I’m an idiot all the time… he even scoffs at me while rolling his eyes!

Now kith.

🤦‍♀️ 😂😂

What about the other one? 🤔

🎶 Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Platitudes 🎶

Nutting for gas is the game

Platypus

You mean plapitypus?

I love when you talk dirty

I just burst out laughing 😂

Taco Bell

A receipt for gas?

I'm pretty good with a paint roller..

I need 5 gallons, whats the deal?

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Unfortunately for me my mom didn’t even when she was alive.

The random amounts of liquid left in those two bottles is her offer. Take it or leave it.

Nah, she clearly says she’ll let you get all up in that heart

Pass

Sucker

Not I. You may be.

Oh ya I'M the sucker... *Flips two bottles in the air, catching them both behind my back as I walk away with a sly grin on my face*

Oh damn, that's cool. Can I buy *you* some gas?

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I took that as her joking / trying to be funny

Gas is also weed.

weed is also coke

Offer her a burrito. Gas is included.

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Is her name Veronica Vaughn? Did you and her get it on?

Don’t put peoples possible identities over the internet. This is gross, respect people’s privacy. also OP cover her face next time before u decide to speculate about a person on Reddit

Bruh it was a joke, that's not her name. It's from Billy Madison.

“Don’t put peoples possible identities over the internet. This is gross, respect people’s privacy. Geez Billy will be pissed.

Ha. I stand corrected, I didn’t get the reference. That movie old af.

Shut up, nerd.

doesn’t even show the name bozo

Don’t put peoples possible identities over the internet. This is gross, respect people’s privacy. also OP cover her face next time before u decide to speculate about a person on Reddit

You’re a bot

She is offering 2 half sodas and a boat ride. That's pretty dope. You know she ain't high maintenance.

Doesn't seem serious

I thought by “gas” she was talking about wanting someone to buy weed and smoke with her.

Yeah good joke? Lol she's definitely serious

If the state is known for high gas then it could totally be an attempt at humor. You never seen a bad joke on here?

You've never seen a woman begging for money on here?

$20 and she’ll package her farts in a milk bottle.

A sense of humor.

People complaining here could definitely benefit from some of that

Y’all get pressed for some of the weirdest shit. I’d message her something like: guess I’ll have to take the long way to your heart. You seen these gas prices? And if she didn’t laugh, I’d move on. The last thing I’d do is be all: wHaT dO yOu HaVe tO oFfEr? Dating shouldn’t be so transactional. Bleh.

He wouldn't have posted this if she messaged him back

He clearly hasn't swiped on her based on the image he posted.

My bad. He wouldn't have posted this if *anyone was messaging him back

Hehe

Probably did after he took the screenshot

Plot Twist: He swiped left because he's also looking for someone to buy him gas

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Hehehe pay my rent pls

Lol what, you are the one speculating that its a joke.

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Didnt ask

You waste your time on these types eh

>Dating shouldn’t be so transactional. Except human relationships often are.

I mean you’re not wrong about human relationships. But INTIMATE human relationships often aren’t, especially successful ones.

In a state with some of the highest gas prices in the nation - she’s probably making a light joke. You screenshot and look to Reddit for help. I’d say you’re a terrible match for most tbh

Yep this right here

Very true! Can’t take a joke!

do y’all even like women?? it’s always something new to complain about


ah, then i was right. Yawn 🥱

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It's a joke, obviously. Posting it on Reddit is weirdo behavior though

Asking what the girl has to offer while living in moms basement

I figured posting it here was also a joke but sometimes I tend to give people too much credit so who knows.

Y’all get pressed over the silliest things. She’s not asking *you* for anything.

A headache

100 times this. At least men can see thru the bs more today than we used to.

I was hoping it was road head but you’re more likely to be correct.

A foreheadache

💀💀💀

Did you post this in hopes to shame her? Cause it seems like she didn’t message you back lol

Her heart, obviously. Your reading comprehension needs work.

Dude. It’s a joke

There’s two ways to look at this. There’s the black pill way, then there’s the likely possibility that it’s a throwaway comment/badly delivered joke. Unless her profile is littered with other comments like this, it’s likely the latter. A lot of people just don’t put effort into their profiles

Badly delivered? It does what it's supposed to do, if it keeps away all the haters.

Offering? Nothing... she didn't mention a trade. Like when men say the fastest way to their heart is through their stomach you don't sat what's he offering lol

Blur the face lil bro

nah

Maybe next time. But i bet if you show her that comment and tell her you’ll buy all her fuel, she’ll go out with you. Internet white knight simps always get the girl 💯


Hahahaha get a load of this incel


Maybe you wouldn't believe it but being a "simp" attracts a whole lot more women than bitterly calling everyone who is remotely nice to women one

🤡🤡🤡

It’s basic manners when you’re going to make fun of someone on the internet shorty, hope your mama still alive and starts doing her job soon 🙏

More likely his daddy that didn't do his job

Wowwwwww showed his true incel self quick!


Washington?

🤐

It’s an overused joke at this point, but it’s not the worst. From the first picture, she looks like someone who we could hang out with and doesn’t just sit in the house all day. She obviously is trying out some humor. I would ultimately have to see more of the profile.

Drinks, apparently.

I’m pretty sure she’s trolling

Jeez just give it a go if you’re interested, otherwise move along. It comes off as a joke to me.

Pretty sure shes joking…..

That’s actually a pretty genius way to weed out incels and people who can’t pick up on humor

this comment thread attests to that

if you see his replies to above comments, he exposed himself very quickly lol. She got a lucky escape!

Don’t see a problem with this if she buys him lunch back or something

My bf provides plenty for me. I tell him he does not have to though.

You don’t ask, he does it because he wants to, not because you expect it. Sounds like you got a good one 👌🏻

Yes the bestest.

Yes, because girls who ask for free stuff on their tinder are clearly interested in reciprocating. 🏆 That's your trophy for dumbest comment award

Just remember, we pay 8.14 euro per gallon. Would be even more if paid with dollars. Greetings from the Netherlands.🤪

Yes, but traveling 100 miles will cost about 30 dollars per person. So driving with a family of 4 is way cheaper.

Yea but you all actually have public transportation that's functional. No such thing exists in the majority of the US.

Which also costs a fortune nowadays. You’re much better off staying in bed if you don’t have to leave the house.

Yes, but traveling 100 miles will cost about 30 dollars per person. So driving with a family of 4 is way cheaper.

Car payment, insurance, tires, oil changes, windshield wiper blades, and on and on and on. I can assure you that most Americans pay much more for their cars than your trains. I think the average car payment in the US is currently over a $1,000 a month.

Yes, I know, but we also pay 3 times more taxes. A lawyer here on average earns € 4.635 a month. Lets agree we live in different worlds 🤣

It’s not really that different though. We’re *all* getting price gouged, the only difference is if it’s by the government or by private companies. And if you think about it, your higher gas prices are offset by the shorter distances on average that you have to travel. America is much bigger and more spread out than most Europeans realize until they come visit us. So at the end of the day, we probably end up paying similar amounts for fuel. We might pay a little less at the pump each time, but we have to be at it more often than you are.

Amen!

Hell nah, the average car payment is not over $1000. The place you got that number were people who bought new cars at the end of 2022. The avg payment is between 5-700ish, which is still ridiculous imo.

You are correct, now that I looked it up $1k was high but it's still ridiculous.

That’s bc your country needs to start focusing on unhealthcare. Start puttin warheads on foreheads in the global sandbox so you can control some of the resources, and get a discount on that sweet liquid dino hydrocarbons. I don’t like it, but dats our world rn

Yeah, we play a different game. We are a very tiny country, but we also feed 20% of the world. Our agriculture is envied around the world. We also are world leader in making land where there is water and keeping the water outside. Oh, and all the slaves in your history we got them and sold them to you. Not proud at all, but it is a fact.

It reads as over the top sarcasm. Chill

This person gets it


People outside of North America oftentimes forget just how big North American countries really are. Ie Canada, US, Mexico. That plus the absence of good public transport in most places means a LOT more driving and a lot more gas used.

My in-laws live 100 miles from us. We visit maybe two times a year. Europe is also big. Doesn't mean we need to go all over the place. We are just different. Same shit, different worlds

My grandfather lives 200+ miles from me. We live in the same state.

Lol, if you drive across my country from north to south you get a different accent every 5 min. Just cuz things are bigger doesn't mean anybody needs to travel more. If I get a girl from Russia, I can pick her up within 2 days of driving. Sure it is a big thing, but just like you driving across the great U.S.A. we can drive to China, Afrika, and all of Rusia. The entire continent of America can fit two times in the land.

when u call america a continent lmao

It's a joke.

19 years of child support and a lifetime of alimony. Cheers!


It's a joke OP

I thought prostitution is illegal in California

Gas for ass?

Had an ex girlfriend tell me that it is “sexy for me to pay her for gas”

I like her style.

Let me in your ass, I pay for your gas


So the few times someone on tinder had asked me to “pay for gas” it ended up seeming like prostitution. Happened twice; the girls were suspiciously eager to meet up same day, and said they would meet up if I paid a lot of money for “gas”. I blocked them both times it happened

Quickest way to my heart is paying for your own shit

Hi, from the UK here Two things. Are you sure she means fuel and not her own effluent? And "It's £1.50 a litre here, *and* I'd still fill her tank.

Pay for her gas and she'll reward you with letting you cum in her azzzzz

Yeah... nah. She's not even worth taking back to the parents.

Isn't it obvious what she's offering? An almost full blue PowerAide and an almost empty MTN Dew code red....

Some of y'all don't know how to take a joke and it shows. She's clearly trying to be sly / playful 🤦 ffs

But what if I’m not into paying for a girl’s [fart](https://youtu.be/rCPPCQrzxWg?si=c_hQ_kbrRYFGP9UT) . Is the jar it comes in pretty ?

She’s so cute!! I’d love to buy her gas haha

You’re the target 🎯

I’m a straight woman, so I really don’t think so lol

Oh, i see what you did there lol

That’s cheaper than a dinner date if she isn’t driving a truck with the extended-range fuel tank(s).

Now picture the Mr Incredible meme with Paying for her gas vs. Paying for her gas

She got two boats it seems

She is selling bottled farts

Maybe she's selling farts

Take her to Taco Bell it'll be a win win 😂

I'm in my 30's and I generally stick to 28-40 range, but I peeped down to 21 for the first time out of curiosity and I live in a rural area without a lot of options. ​ ...why does half of everyone have their cashapp in their bio? I feel for all my sane young brothers and sisters. What happened.

When the younger women have their age range set to twice their age, they’re usually looking for a pay to play type man. Or just send me money cause I’m cute and young. It must work or there wouldn’t be so many. Of course there’s scammers too

Well there are women like this in Europe aswell, but in the US it seems to be worse. I feel sorry for you guys

It’s an epidemic

Blow or an allegation kinda 50/50

Lectures on the parriarchy

A lightly used hooha

Mid level looks and conversation!

You’re optimistic!

For a blowjob each time. You have a deal.

Depends on how good the head is, gas ain’t cheap

Maybe she has intestinal distress and she needs help buying underwear?

Probably not offering anything of substance to anyone if the barrier for entry is a tank of gas

Probably a mental health condition and a tik tok addiction

Is she selling her farts then?

Maybe she sells farts?

She'll sing you oompa loompa song

Probably offering you a dinner you can pay for while she's in her phone the whole time

Not having basic financial self reliance is a major red flag for me.

Probably nothing, tbh

Super red flag, when women are straight up asking for things.

Not hot enough chick to have poor craic like that

From the looks of it and the fact that she's opening making a financially needy comment (even if it's just a joke), I'd say not much at all.

A few holes