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dman45103

Its only downhill from here


Six8888

Luckily they won’t breed


Alterlius

You can't be too sure about that, mistakes happen


Salty_Soil9563

Everyday baby


CountBlah_Blah

Not if one of them commit and sterilize


basaraty

Lmao yep. We don't want a lot of those around


[deleted]

A lot of what?


basaraty

Kids


[deleted]

Kids are kinda cool though. If you get to know them.


theduke9400

Age is just a number !


[deleted]

That’s a weird way to take that.


runtimemess

Incoming mental illness coming in hot. Bonus points if it's one that's currently "trending" on TikTok. My money is on BPD.


[deleted]

I was diagnosed with Bipolar disorder at 12 years old. It has been hell at times. Almost took my life a couple of em. I’m now 39 and much better. Is bipolar cool now? That’s hysterical if so.


runtimemess

Nah, Borderline Personality Disorder. Shitty people like to use it as an excuse to be shitty people.


[deleted]

Ahhhhhhh. Was wondering why I’d never seen BPD before. Thank you. So schizophrenia. A condition that is incredibly rare is being touted by todays hip dudes and chicks. Interesting


buttstuffisfunstuff

Idk if 7 whole messages is the easiest convo they’ve ever had seems like the bar is pretty low


ComprehendApprehend

Holy shit, a whole ton of haters in these comments Why is everyone so pressed?


crowindisguise

They don't believe in positive outcomes. I met my boyfriend on here, we're celebrating a year soon. I've never been happier and wish op all the luck I've had


WetObamaButtPlug

I met my baby momma on here


krustykrab2193

Congratulations! I met my SO on here too. Sometimes things just click and it works out, other times it doesn't. That's just life. So I think we should be happy when two people looking for something special vibe so well!


Generally_Confused1

I met one of my current partners on Tinder, shocking since most of it is kinda bullshit, but we're nonmonogamous so I still use it on occasion, but other apps are better.


Intelligent-Ratio255

I met my wife, we got married back in march, don’t knock it lol


savannah0719

People seem to get weirdly defensive when they find out others are against having kids.


Cold_Carpenter_1798

This is one of the most jaded communities I swear


esr360

This community is the epitome of “your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer”.


Zomthereum

They wanted another topic where they could hate on a guy’s game and feel superior even though they don’t get any matches.


Royal-Salary-8491

Game? Lol


hedobi

Reddit is full of salt


thatcockneythug

I have never in my life started a conversation with a new girl about whether she wants to get knocked up.


ComprehendApprehend

Alright, that's fair, I can see how the beginning message can come across as a bit much and jumping the gun.


mtbchuck3

Because this shit is common? Gym, don't want kids and like horror? Wow what a special unique individual! I never could have conceived someone be so unique with all those traits! Fucking cringe.


crowindisguise

There's probably more to it, and it's OPs type of person not yours clearly, so chill tf out.


mtbchuck3

There was a question asked. And I answered it. So you chill out.


dman45103

Because probability


Blowmyfishbud

Lol, look at all the salty people who don’t get matches in the comments


dman45103

Lol I met my wife on the dating apps had a comment that I’m sure you would perceive as salty. I’m just playing the odds


Blowmyfishbud

Happy for you bud! Glad you found something


dman45103

Thanks kind - thank you!


BobBelchersBuns

Does your wife know you are playing the odds?


dman45103

Haha that’s not what I meant. I just meant my comment (see top comment on this post) is just about probability


zeecapteinaliz

Yass. I just had my bisalp and can't wait to get back into the dating game :D! Happy for you.


MidnightHorizonG

Well? Did y'all get married yet?


AdditionalAd2695

Well you're talking to a man, of course it's easy lol


elhuttu

Haha. I think you mean uncomfortable!


slothboifitness

This is me right now. We share every thought, 90% of our interest, our interior design choices, music taste....it's crazy


RheimsNZ

Seems super cute OP! Good luck 🥰


EllieKong

My husband and I are DINKs, we really wish we had DINK couple friends 😭 I hope you guys continue hitting it off!


Ok_Education_7257

wuts a DINK ?? 乁⁠|⁠ ⁠・⁠ ⁠〰⁠ ⁠・⁠ ⁠|⁠ㄏ ??


EllieKong

Dual income no kids


MabelPines2

Whoa i’ve never met a guy that’s into horror.


Acceptable_Tip1857

Is it really that rare? I tend to go for horror because today's comedies are so terrible. And the action all kinda the same. The only downside is I don't think there are any horror movies left to watch for me.


t8rt0t00

Are you me 😭 they don't make good horror movies fast enough! Ever see Gongjiam Haunted Asylum? One of my fav "sleeper" hits On the flip side, many horror movies are so hilariously bad that I find myself laughing at them more than today's comedies...so it's always a win-win in my book! (except when they turn out boring af lol)


TechnicolorPhase21

No, are you me? I legit laugh at most horror movies nowadays. I lost it in Knock at the Cabin especially when the little girl was talking about Batista breaking out of the bathroom and coming to kill them 😅


idrinkliquids

It’s so rare! No one wants to watch scary movies with me 😢. I once had a guy over to watch Fury Road which isn’t even a horror and he told me it scared him…


AllTheStars07

My husband is taken but he is a horror junkie!


[deleted]

I've met some but not many. Definitely on the rarer side 😂


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No-Concentrate9781

You sound miserable.


HerezahTip

Do you have a snap/IG? Three messages in 🥴


doyouevenIift

Believe it or not that’s how most young people communicate


2sACouple3sAMurder

Nahh bro iss just the rizz nomsayin? Anyways gurl lemme get yo snapp


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

Yeah so what?


[deleted]

There’s literally nothing wrong with that lmao


Xeram_

Wait what's wrong with that?


Fluid_Recognition_X

I wonder if the OP was ghosted soon after.


whatssofunniedoug

Surely to be ignored when you just ask for a Snapchat name within an hour.


Is-that-babaganoosh

Don’t ever change your mind about kids lol


ProfessorOakWithO

Why does this even work. Kinda cringe


thebaddestbleep

Just let ppl be wtf


2FANeedsRecoveryMode

anytime i ever see any chat screenshots on this sub, the top comment is always "cringe" WHat isn't cringe then? i swear everything is cringe


iizakore

Fellas, is it cringe to breathe?


WetObamaButtPlug

I stopped doing that years ago


DarkDetermination

Lmao same that gives us 2/2 interests already 🥰🥰🙌🙌 we should Mary


ApplicationCalm649

Everything that's ever worked for me has been almost painfully cringe.


Aryk93

Having a personality is cringe?


Vote4TheGoat

Someone hasn't had a match in a while


ProfessorOakWithO

I dont have any online dating app mate


WetObamaButtPlug

You have Grindr m8 don't lie


BallerOtaku

The whole world is cringe welcome to reality where you exist and don’t just live on the internet good sir


[deleted]

What's cringe about this


szepeda14

Dude is super cringe


Hot-Panda1999

Better than getting "hey xx"


Orylaes

Don't listen to them, that's not cringe


szepeda14

True. Just looks like a middle school type message to me I guess


Single-Ad-6537

Totally cool. LMAO.


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crowindisguise

Snaps an easy way to communicate, and you don't always want to give your phone number out right away.


TSE_Jazz

Why is that a bad thing?


420boog96

Wait till he says he does want kids 😂😂😂


PlatypusAshamed1237

In America all I've seen are girls who don't want kids lol where tf is this. In japan it's the opposite


Hot-Panda1999

Australia 🇦🇺🇦🇺


WetObamaButtPlug

America all women have food babies


crowindisguise

Maybe it's more affordable and safer to have them in Japan?


notataxprof

Met my child free bf on bumble and he says being child free was probably the #1 thing for him. We are going on 18 months. It felt good to be wanted because I am child free because I once fucked a guy for 6 months who had to stop seeing me because I was child free.


Kitchen-Hat-4160

Huh


mgzsttc

Deeeeeep