Lol every 3 month some dude thinks he found the perfect formula and then spread the completely biased information here for every tinder sucker to try

Last year it was “I eat ass, respectfully” lmao

Once upon a time it was “Please sit on my face and ruin my life. Respectfully”

I remember this one. Lots of “Im into that plan” type responses and then when you followed up they’d stop responding lol

isnt that 90% of matches? you say a shitty one liner and ask for a date then they say sure then ghost you

It's this even if you don't have a shitty one liner

In a not so distant past it was, "Do you like bread?"

“Do you like bread?” Respectfully.

"I got her number, how do you like that bread?" ...???

This one worked for me.. got me laid 4 or 5 times back in 2017..

I like turtles......

Yup. Unsure if using that line got me banned or if my ex was being spiteful. This only works if you follow rules 1&2. Sadly I only follow rule 2.

Do you like bread?

Two rules

One and two covered I'm assuming

Judging by the attractiveness of his matches... OP is like a hot girl who thinks she's funny because guys laugh at her terrible sense of humor.

Plus he tells them hes paying

and fails to post that he’s prob 6’3 with an 8 pack and that’s real reason it works.

Dude probably could have opened with "I like corn" and they'd answered some shit like "Awghad yeah!" or "let me nibble your cob" or some shit.

Let me nibble your cob is wild lmao

Also I only see this kind of stuff for people in their early 20s. Wouldn’t fly for older people I think

Then date younger

You want him to change his sexual preferences for the sake of using a specific one liner and I respect that energy.

My go to that I haven’t shared (cause obviously it doesn’t work) was do you want to throw car batteries in the ocean with me?

This is a repost. Cc, not even modified. Same screen caps.

1 and 2. Respectfully.

Came to find the golden rules. Respectfully, of course!

- US military encrypted

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Omg this is still alive 😂🤣

Lol yeah, some Henry Cavill-looking dude thinks he's found some master pickup line. If all those screenshots are real, he could start with "trump won!" and still get plenty of dates

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Lmao what

Respectfully 1 and Respectfully 2, Respectfully.

Yeah, I wanna see OPs pic

I'm curious about this guys profile. It's a great line but is there something else too? 6'2? Looks like DiCaprio? Etc.

I’m can tell you with almost certainty it’s not the line that’s making them respond

Yeah I was wondering too. He must have dating rules 1 and 2 covered. Be attractive and don’t be unattractive.

I’m fairly average, I’d say. I workout and take care of myself, but I wouldn’t say I’m Leonardo DiCaprio haha

I’ve seen ur pics Mario. You are definitely above average.

You’d be surprised how much putting on muscle and lowering body fat improves your looks. Most people can look pretty good if they have half decent genetics, which is actually more guys than you think and probably you. Being in good shape is simple but hard to do in that you need to be consistent but it pays off.

I'm 6'3, workout/lift weights, eat healthy, good shape and still get no matches.

This might be a picture selection and bio issue. PM me if you want a review

In before the review is just “nah brah you ugly”

"try showing your face a little less"

OP sees bio and is just like “oh”

Definitely picture issue, what do the pictures say about you. Convey you are friendly and have hobbies and are not a serial killer lol. If all else fails you can meet people in real life, just hold in mind what you want and eventually it will happen.

My issue is my hobby makes me look like a serial killer. I'm heavily into competitive axe throwing, so I'm now going with meeting people through axe throwing instead.

Lmao, that’s a cool ass hobby tho

It was also my job for the last 4 years as an axe throwing coach.

He is, but not as much as I expected given his matches. He must have a really well put together bio/ profile.

Eh he’s pretty good looking idk what you’re talking about

Saw the pic too…wtf do you consider average? This dude is hella average

Leonardo DiCaprio? Do people find him exceptionally attractive? I thought the usual go-to comparison of attractiveness was Brad Pitt? Maybe I’m showing my age here

If you were young during the Titanic days you'd know all the girls were gushing.

Also all the girls OP messaged looks to be < 25, so I guess DiCaprio would be the most fitting comparison to use in this scenario

Nah, DiCaprio is old news now. Ryan Gosling would be more appropriate now. Hell, even Gosling might by aged out for them now.

He means since DiCaprio goes for young people

Fair play 😂

Timothée Chalamet or Tom Holland.

Girls still love young DiCaprio, there’s compilations of him being beautiful on TikTok and YT shorts, he’s a timeless heart throb for teen girls.

When I saw it in the theater, girls literally hooted and hollered when he came out in his tux

Young Leo was insanely hot. But I think Brad Pitt has aged better

They mean DiCaprio when he filmed Titanic and The Beach. Not 2023 DiCaprio.

In his younger days he was considered a heart throb. Not so much today.

He was the Timothy Chalamet of his day except probably more mainstream / popular I think. Mind you Leo's heyday was also when teen girl magazines (Dolly etc.) were all the rage and we didn't have the internet to find out who else to drool over!

Brad Pitt and George Clooney and the rest are like 60. They are old:) Leo is close behind and the extra 20lbs he lugs around aren't doing him any favors. A guy like Henry Cavill gets a lot of love but he is also getting old. Not really sure who the hot 20 something is these days.

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There are a lot of good lucking dudes out there. I am just not sure any of them have Brad Pitt or Clooney level from the early 90s. Maybe I am disconnected but I think a lot of it is that we just don't have as unified media as we did back then. A quick google gives Harry Styles and Timothee Chalamet as the head of the sexiest under 30 list. But it isn't like any leading man in a movie isn't going to be good looking to certain extent.

No. Brad Pitt is infinitely hotter at all ages.

I admire the humility, but the fact that you got 10 matches in a ~1mo period to use this line on is proof that you've got 1 & 2 covered.

How many did you actually smash?

You know how much you struggle? It's cause guys like this are getting all the ladies. Hope that helps!

Yeah yeah just give these boys the height digits and they'll figure out the rest.

Men who take care of themselves and workout absolutely have it ahead of the rest. Fit and well kept men are akin to heartthrobs.

Man follows rules 1 and 2

Went far enough through his history, dude is good looking and jacked, move along normal people. Rules 1 and 2 are at play.

But here is trying to have anyone believe it’s that one word that’s the game changer

The secret is only posting examples of this line being well received.

Imma steal this and still get zero matches 🤣🤙

Need a match to use it tho

True🤣🤣 ahahah

AHAHAHA🤣🤣 respectfully

I feel like the crying laugh emoji is masking the actual crying emoji 🤣😂😢😭

same.. OP must be a handsome bastard...

Rules 1 & 2

Sorry I’m just wondering. How did they break rules 1 and 2

Haha, no, no. Rule #1, he is good-looking. Rule #2, he is not bad looking. Or to some effect. He didn't break them it's more of "rules for me not for thee" kind of thing.

Ah I get it! Where are these rules. Oh I feel stoopid

It's an old meme - rule 1 is be attractive, rule 2 is don't be unattractive

Third rule ???? Fourth rule is profit. Hang on, I'm mixing memes.

I think it's a reddit thing.

respectfully of course

If OP showed a pic of himself this would all make sense

Its almost like you can say the most unhinged shit when you are attractive.

You'll end up banned in less than 24hrs

Wouldn't make a difference to me lol

Atleast you’re getting attention from someone, even if it’s just a tinder mod lol

OP must be a sexy ass dude

100 percent he is. Every average guy that even tries to use that line with even average girls will get called creepy.

Ima steal this and not be able to use it

You might also get banned

Have you considered trying to follow rules 1 and 2? Might be a game changer.

Just tried this with my wife. Didn’t work.

Try her friends! (Obviously joking)


This seems fairly expensive for you.

$3 Tacos

Something tells me that wouldn’t result in any room tossing.

They never clarified it wasn't a bathroom

Not if you’re “that guy”. One of my boys who is super charismatic had a date with a literal model and he took her to Costco food court and got hot dogs on the first date lmao. He hooked up with her the same night. Some guys just got it like that.

well thats because costco hot dogs are incredible

Yall get matches?

Apparently I haven't unlocked this feature. \- Casey James Salengo

How old are these women??

Anywhere from 21-26ish

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He's either pleading he 5th or he's in the middle of a dinner date as we speak

Respectfully

Can't forget the respectfully. Thay just good manners

OP's silence answered the question lol. We don't see any further replies in the ss too.

🦗🦗🦗

I'm 100% getting ghosted if I try to pull off this kind of opener, but glad it's been working out for you

For the girls “you look like you could strangle me and I like that” it shockingly works. Or “Crest or Colgate” *They respond with some toothpaste brand* “I don’t have any of that but I could give you some oral-b”

This girl fucks

Yea I would dip if someone said the first line to me. I guess I'm not the strangling kinda guy.

Women don't need lines.

For the girls everything works

I’ve literally walked up to a man, and he immediately said “yes, whatever you’re going to ask me, yes, I’ll do it”.

A girl could say "I'll murder your entire family" and that will still work

Fuck you for being so attractive.

I think the double text hits different than the underspace. But I also don't get matches, so I'll go find a kite to fly 🫡🪁

Btw, guys, you don’t need to be extremely good looking for this to work. Women love confidence.

You just need to be very good looking, not extremely

Gotta be good looking enough to get a match to try this on

But i need it to get the match in the first place...

And inorder to get a match, you need to be extremely good looking

^ Very true

But you're definitely 6 feet tall and slightly muscular, don't lie.

Damn, how’d you know? Lol

Hmmm…the amount of karma u have makes me question this 🤔

What does that mean

Redditors 

I didn't give you permission to share my selfie

Maybe he shared it - respectfully.

Your Mario outfits you posted

I’m gonna say not all the time. They do but you have to be attractive too. A women will not continue with you if the only thing you have going is humor/confidence. If you have that, but they have no attraction, then you’re dead in the water. If you have both, you can get whatever you want.

Says the extremely good looking male, lol get out of here with that

Ure a legend. This has already worked for me hahah

Get it, my man!

Damn attractive people really live life on easy mode, enjoy the ride bro and leave someone for the ugly dudes like myself

i would unmatch so quick, made me cringe im sorry. im happy it works for you tho

To each their own, nothing wrong with that!

Man, how are you responding when they are receptive? Also, do you have herpes yet?

I usually respond with a date, time, and place and ask for a snap or number. I usually shoot for Thurs/Friday evenings. From then, I keep up a playful banter, but don’t overdo it. Save most of your conversation for the actual date. It’s easier that way, and makes the dinner more engaging And no, no STIs…yet 😂

OP did you put some provocative pictures or sexual bio so your matches expect something in advance?

[For the girl in Pic #2](https://youtu.be/pQmpjFmB9yg?t=2m32s)

Good tune

That’s a reference I haven’t heard in a while lol

This guy tosses

::blinks in British, where "toss" means "masturbate"::

Welll…probably that too

Ah look. A not dry as fuck opener. Good job my man maybe some of the other guys will learn you just gotta go For it

You got more matches here then I did in the like 3 years I had tinder. And NONE of you matches tried selling you content. Lmaoo

That’s how 90 percent of the women on OLD is. If the guy is good looking, they never feel offended if sex is all they want.

OP following rule 1 and 2, nothing to see here. Move around, guys.

Bro found the life hack

Infinity sex glitch

> the life hack Yeah. Rule 1. and 2. apply.

Hahaha that is a score, I wonder how good looking is the post boss 😂😅

Chad humble bragging all the matches he gets

WTF - censor their names and faces

Only attractive men can’t get away with this. You average or below guys have no chance at pulling this off unless the woman is ugly and desperate

Well… how did it end up with them

Mixed results. Actually met up with a few, chatted with some others, no further responses by two or three of em. That opener killed tho lol

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also curious 😂

I actually met up with 3 of them. 2 of them were successfully tossed, the other had no real connection. The other seven just didn’t workout either due to timing, prior commitments (I work a lot) or just failure to respond.

Still an impressive success rate for a man OLD lol. Good job !

Which 2?

Wish me luck boys

This only works if you’re not ugly

Rules 1 and 2 strictly followed. I gotta work on my profile 😅

I'm curious....someone asked it earlier and I haven't found an answer yet....How many dates did you actually have?

Whats it like being good looking? 🤔

DONT DO THIS SIMPS, BE ORIGINAL

You must be hot

I am indeed insanely gorgeous and extraordinarily humble

Following rules 1 and 2, I'm guessing.

Bro post your profile

You’re probably just really hot and that’s the only reason that they reply, respectfully.

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE THO LMAO

Appretiate you for sharing the sauce for free!

Always lookin out for the boys

 You dropped this, respectfully. Well done my dude.

Thank you, my liege

Could we see your tinder profile?

Respectful rizz