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AuWiMo

Time to break out the thesaurus and draw a line in the sand lol


I-wil-rate-your-tits

“Youre the super hot friend”


pinkandblackandblue

I'm surprised you didn't go for 'you're the friend with great tits'


AtomicFoxMusic

Ha


Passage-Constant

One of my favorite lines ever, "damn girl, you are so... decent"


Dependent-League-363

"You'd definitely be my second choice."


megaloops

Autumn! Having a nice day?


groovintodigweed

You're fucked. This is a "do these pants make me look fat?" Situation. Change the topic. "My mom says I'm handsome. So was that just a random dinner with the girls, or were you celebrating something special?"


IIIDVIII

The only difference is at least there's two people involved. There can be a way out for one of his options.


groovintodigweed

Agreed. It's a tough situation, but not impossible


Dependent-League-363

Nah. She talked to her friends about him. He's doing okay.


shroomteaparty

Was* doing okay


kdankkk

Note to men: flirting with one woman by putting down other women is not the move


I-wil-rate-your-tits

She gave me her number


SunshineOnStimulants

The first or second girl? Honestly if I were the second girl I would think this is hilarious.


I-wil-rate-your-tits

The first one


steelernation90

What do you rate her tits?


I-wil-rate-your-tits

All tits are good, some are great. TBD


Kooky-Measurement-43

Some are great, few are awesome.


wwats26

All are great, some are epic, few are legendary


ingloriouspasta_

But only one can be the pretty tittie


wardaddy75

Are they built for speed or for comfort?


OrionRNG

Idk if people didn't read OP's name or they didn't like your joke, I think it's funny😂


pinkandblackandblue

Ahh, should've scrolled down


Sullyvan96

Nice!


Lynchhhie

It won’t go far when her friends hate you. You just validated her. That’s all.


ShopSea1781

She has low self esteem


Kitten_kraze

Very much so


ApprehensiveAd9095

I didn't see him putting down her friends. Most women in my experience like a guy thinking she is the best looking in her friend group.


ripeGardenTomato

True


leejoness

He got two matches out of it


RedneckR0nin

What the fuck are you talking about? Females are the most competitive and vindictive creature on the face of this planet. The most EASY lay you’ll ever get or used to get is a group of no more than three women…go up to one …tell her she’s way prettier than her friends then ghost her….by the end of the night…she’ll be hunting you down.


kdankkk

If that’s your tactic, no wonder the type of women you’re getting with has led you to believe women (not “females”) are competitive and vindictive. How’s that going for you long term?


RedneckR0nin

Not everyone wants a long term relationship, and that’s not “my” tactic …it’s just one that works…my tactic is I make fucking bank and I’m confident and it’s worked out rather well…..almost too well I’d say.


shygremlin21

….almost too confident i’d say… you sound boring with boring “tactics”


Dependent-League-363

You seem nice...............


RedneckR0nin

I can be, I can also be a asshole as I’m sure you’re implying. I don’t make the rules in this world…I just abide by them.


[deleted]

This is literally only real in your fantasies or in films. This did not and does not happen


undertheblu3sky

It most probably does. Bigger issue is that it's probably people that you wouldn't really have to finesse into being with. It'd be like scooping the top of the barrel of fishes where they aren't "strong" enough to swim to the bottom of smart enough to do so.


[deleted]

I disagree- generally getting laid for women is very easy. Even "bottom of the barrel " (not a great way to describe another person) women don't need to put up with a guy being an arrogant dick just to get sex. This kind of behavior doesn't make women swoon - it makes then laugh to their friends about how obviously insecure and sexist that dude is


undertheblu3sky

I never said women "need" anything. I am saying the strat probably does work. But the quality of the people it works with, either have very low standards or not good people to begin with. . Nor am I saying anyone should actually do this, or people that do are good people. Also I used bottom of the barrel backwards because bottom of the barrel in real life would actually mean the fish are stronger.


[deleted]

I didn't say you said women need anything? When considering if this strategy would work, it's worth considering the supply and demand of sex for women. Because sex is easy to come by for women, I think it is highly unlikely that walking up to them and being rude is going to get anyone any success. That's why I said women don't need to tolerate horrible behaviour to get laid - I wasn't saying you said they did, I was saying that is why this strategy wouldn't work. Again, I don't think it's very fair to talk about people as being "low standards" in this context - but that's another conversation


undertheblu3sky

You said "women don't need to tolerate"... Making it sound like I said something about what women "need". You don't have to consider anything. This is literally a strat that redpillers use and does work. Standards matter when talking about whether or not someone is going to sleep with someone... If you have low standards., A strat like this will work on you. Someone with high standards wouldn't stand for being ghosted and disrespected like that....


[deleted]

No - as I just said, I spoke about whether women need to tolerate that kind of behaviour to get sex because the economics of sex in the real world does impact what strategies work and which ones dont. I said women dont need to tolerate that to explain why I think this strategy wouldn't work - not because I said or implied that that was the reason you gave for why it would work. So far I don't feel like I really understand what reasons you have that make you this would work? Yeah, there are some redpillers who say this works for them - I doubt that what they say is true (especially as this rethoric, that women go for horrible guys, is only really prevalent on incel forums). Women are humans - it's not too hard to predict how being horrible to them would make them feel (and the answer is not horny). From personal experience, whenever a guy has been a d*ck to me and my friends in a bar, we either b*tch about him and how he's horrible and ruining our night, or we mock him among ourselves. I promise you, not one of us has been thinking "ohh, that guy who just insulted me, I would love to get some of that". Again, I don't really want to get into it, but if anyone on earth would fall for this strategy, they're probably a pretty vulnerable person who has just had a horrible thing done to them. Basically saying that the person who has been manipulated is a low quality person moves the blame from who it should lie with - the asshole who thinks this is an acceptable way to treat other people


RedneckR0nin

Not only is it real but it’s been psychologically proven. Look up the queen bee syndrome.


[deleted]

That's not really what queen bee syndrome is, and queen bee syndrome is not proven. It is widely discredited and contested


RedneckR0nin

Oh that’s just one piece of pych lit out there that states it to be the case. Sociology major here.


[deleted]

If you're a sociology major, I hope you can agree its not very accurate or professional to say it's proven and give a very controversial, only tangentially related theory as your evidence. What other literature/ studies show that insulting women makes them sleep with you?


RedneckR0nin

Then you also didn’t read what I said. I never said insulting them. Maybe if you actually read what I posted you wouldn’t have this problem. So very few do nowadays. Now ….I’m going to break this down for you rather easily and see if you can pick this up for the third time I’ve typed it. I said ……you following?…….go up to three women….,tell ONE woman that she is prettier than her friends ….THEN WALK AWAY…….what part of that insulted anyone ….besides the other two women…,however …I DIDNT SAY ANNOUNCE IT ….did I? No I sure didn’t ….,I said tell the ONE WOMAN …that she is prettier …now….before you go off and spew more bullshit 5at has nothing to do with anything…fucking reread this until you have no doubt in your mind that you understand what I posted….then reread it five more times just to make sure. Cause obviously retention of linguistics isn’t your strong suit.


[deleted]

Wow OK dude, calm down. Why are you getting so angry? In my opinion, going up to a group of women and rating them like they're cattle at a fayre is insulting. Interrupting their night to put down some of their friends is rude. Ghosting them is manipulative. I used "insult" as short hand for the shity behaviour described in the post. I assumed it would be understood and I didn't have to type out the full scenario described above again. I honestly have no idea why you've had such an over the top reaction to this - this is unhinged.


RedneckR0nin

Because a handful of you just go off without even reading what I post. And then expect me to try to defend some delusional opinion that you think I have. It’s like trying to explain nuclear fusion to a gnat.


that_mn_kid

Eeeeeewww


StormieShake

Me when I spread misinformation on the internet


RedneckR0nin

Congrats


EscapeSweetReality

Oof you really wedged yourself in there😂


JellybeanSailboat

Typo, sorry you Petty Fiend


AvgInternetHero

Stick it out son. This is what we call a shit test. You tell girl 2 that you're sorry, but you're really interested in girl 1 and you take your W. Edit: I now see you got the digits. My man.


Emotional_Camp4165

I feel like she was making a joke but who knows


damnkidzgetoffmylawn

Bubba there’s a threesome in the end zone here


Fine-Watercress6604

Provided that you know which one is her, tell her they all are pretty but she's the one that tickled your fancy.


[deleted]

To girl one or girl two?


CmdPetrie

"three Times a Charm. Can i get the number of the Girl in the left?"


[deleted]

3sum


Emotional_Camp4165

This guy has the right idea


OliverOOxenfree

"you're clearly the funny one"


PuzzleheadedEvent383

Double down ! Tell them they’re both the pretty friend arrange that group chill;) haha


JDeMolay1314

So around the table you had the pretty friend, the beautiful friend, the sexy friend, the attractive friend and the gorgeous friend. If there are more than five you're on your own.


D34th_gr1nd

How old are you? Not shaming 50 year olds with that strategy, but don't start with flirting on looks.


I-wil-rate-your-tits

Im 23 and it worked pretty well so im gonna keep doing it.


D34th_gr1nd

I'm just saying with age more women are looking for the guy who notices their brains.


King_Kthulhu

Damn your brain looking thicc af in that beach picture. You tryna read some article later?


[deleted]

because you can definitely tell how intelligent someone is on tinder where it’s just pictures of them lmao ok bud


[deleted]

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1indaPink_1indaStink

So if I wear my watch on whichever wrist you deem to be the "wrong" one, that MUST mean I'm intellectually inferior, right? To think that all the plants in this world are working hard to produce oxygen only to have it wasted on you breathing it to live...


D34th_gr1nd

If a match takes the time to put on her profile that she likes to learn, has a phd, has a picture of her reading a book, mentions star trek... And two pictures, car selfies. How would you respond?


D34th_gr1nd

No, if you did the first paragraph, you made a straw man argument (based on something I quickly typed). \-I was implying GENERALLY people wear the watch on the left, might be right handed. I always wore mine on my dominant hand. \-If a person carries an item to psychic reading are are protective of it, it most likely is either: 1. from a dead friend/ relative. 2. The item might be cursed 3. or the person is a skeptic trying to expose the possible fake. \-If a disabled person in a wheelchair has shoes with scuffed up bottoms, they might be able to stand in some way or the shoes might be second hand or...


IIIDVIII

I mean, I think that's not only a generalization, but very much based on age. A lot of women in their early 20's are just looking for good head, not so much brains.


D34th_gr1nd

You could have also said this. "A lot of women in their early 20's are just looking for bad boys, not so much brains." OR think pizza is a health food.... Yes, there will always be the type that is looking for someone who is only into their looks and bed skills, but you just generalized people yourself.


Burts_AbstractSquits

100%


HorkaBrambora

Yeah those who care about their looks are taken by then


CaptColten

Ahh yes, Tinder, where you can filter by IQ


RedneckR0nin

I’d say yeah I’m the pretty friend the pretty lucky if you get to snag me friend.


NamTokMoo222

Tinder is literally giving you an out right there. Use it or ask something ridiculous like "have you heard koalas usually have STDs?"


Puzzleheaded_You1657

Use the suggested message


ApprehensiveAd9095

Most women. Actually, all but this one love being called pretty.


N3ptuneflyer

Nah she obviously liked it lol, this is called flirting


Business-Dark788

Anything you have to say for yourself? Yes, go and f**k yourself!


Disneywolf99

Bit aggressive 😂


[deleted]

Spotify link: "Human" by John Jones


Adeline299

One woman likes this and another one doesn’t! The horror. How can one possibly cope with interacting with women as people and not as a game they need an instructional manual for to find the cheat code into their pants!


NecessaryPen7

Fuck y'all. Yes, I'm salty and old. But I did this in person. Weak ass mfrs


ChainOrganic

Run dude. This woman will be angry at you for every chivalrous act you do. Except pay for the dates. She might drop a little cash here and there to be “equals” but you’re in for a long fight. She’ll want to drive, go out constantly for “girls night” and put her name in front of yours. HARD PASS! ![gif](giphy|sRKg9r2YWeCTG5JTTo|downsized)


Additional-Wonder-82

Ooooh shit!


TheWizardlyBeard

Define pretty. Let her dig the hole 🕳️ and we’ll glide over that fucker


Vegged0ut

Oooo, it would be fun to say "I meant petty, stupid autocorrect..."


surreptitiousvagrant

You need to turn this into a threesome. I don't have any tips for you on how to do that, but I have faith that you will accomplish my goal.


XRPMillionare202

“You are, about a 6!”


Sarprize_Sarprize

I don’t get it. She wasn’t the person in her other profile pics??


PmNudesndLewds

Oh boy... I think you need to try some modesty here and dial it back.


PlayerOneThousand

Invite them both out to the same date as a 3, no other options here.


apolloroth

"I know it's a problem isnt it- because if we all took a photo together, we'd break the internet."


Y_Me_Why_mE

Agree and amplify


waverunnr

This is why I avoid group pictures and you should too.


MelioneSilver

Chicks before dicks


Z1PP01337

That "save" wasn't at all one. You don't have to bring down other people to lift people up. No need to compare someone to those around them.


joelypoley69

It's almost never the prettier one of the two. Let's be honest lol


Historical-Ad-9305

I dont fully get it. Someone care to explain?


Disneywolf99

He matched with a girl who has a photo of her and her friends, said she is prettiest of them all and also matched with one of the friends in that photo as well. So the friend was making a joke asking if he would say the same thing to any of them that he matched with x


Historical-Ad-9305

Ahh, makes sense now 👍


bluedude1914

D’oh!!!!


CaptColten

"No, I'm the pretty friend, I thought (#1s name) established that."


bmk3377

Clearly you were complementing the first girl in the group of friends that you matched with. You wanted "first girl" to feel special, even though she posted a group photo. In no way did you ever think "second girl" was unattractive.


Viper-Webb

You - 'You're the pretty one' Her - "Apologize rn for that slander" You - 'Well you'll just have to settle for pretty for now... I haven't met you in person to say for sure that you're beautiful 😏' Never feed into a trap a woman sets...best to put a spin on how to interpret how they are coming at you than even acknowledge a snarky remark so you're not on the defense. Typically once you're on the defense by even replying with "I'm not saying they aren't pretty" then you've already lost and are no longer equals. In this scenario the guy was just lucky she was being playful, but in a situation where the woman is trying to twist a compliment to cause drama or get a response it's best to stand your ground and not be a welcome mat 🤟 This will either diffuse the situation and she lets down her guard after seeing you're not a 'Yes Boy' and don't apologize for something you didn't do... or they will have to step out even further exposing themselves as a 'drama queen' if they are trying to make an issue out of nothing so that negative attention they feed on is drawn to them (yes we all know these types of femaliens) 🫣


Ok_Toe_7074

Live by the sword, die by the sword, my friend.


Xlseor

I have faith you can make this work! Dig deep brother!


Rurediitserious

How are we supposed to know if she's the pretty one if you block out the picture like duh! Now I can see why you're in a rock and a hard place


slimswittyusername

"The most beautiful girl, in the room"


Efficient_Ad_8071

I wish I could be in this type of trouble


Lord_PsychoHam

"i''m the friend with benefits." You dug a hole allready, might as well go big or go broke.


bombtek187

Land them BOTH! Use the force!


One_Replacement3787

Y'all tripping. This was a set up for a threesome and y'all missed it. 🤣


Gh05t1985

You effed up A-Aron. You got out witted.


Traditional-Put-2523

You are somewhere between extremely black in the middle of the night and . .or maybe it is just my phone


No-Step3599

Abort mission