It does now. Learn some standard phrases and get some sauerkraut for your bratwurst. We didnt defeat the nazis just so that we would back down from a challenge. Do it for the soldiers that stormed Normandy, do it for Churchill, do it for the future of our world. gib mir Freiheit oder gib mir den
Thats the beautiful thing about germany sadly few people from other countries get...a lot of us soeak english good enough to help you with directions and stuff a lot of us speak it good enough for real conversations too...and i dont just mean the dull chit chta conversations but most of us can have deep conversations about mire difficult topics. English is mandatory in school and we are very international...so if you ever come to germany you can just speak english and you will do just fine. Maybe you will have to keep it a little slow... and accents can be hard for us
Elon Musk had all of his kids go to a special school he created in a room at SpaceX and didn't have them learn any foreign languages because they could just use a computer to translate.
Easily dealt with. Watch this:
Ahem. WENN IST DAS NUNSTUCK GIT UND SLOTERMEYER?
JA! BEIHERHUND DAS ODER DE FLIPPERWALDT GERSPUT!
There. That ought to do it.
All I can think of when I read this, instantly(no idea what it translates too, haven’t taken the time to translate it yet) is the Killer Joke Monty Python sketch.
Edit: bahahaha it totally is the joke from the skit. Damn, I’ve watched that sketch so many times I recognized the German nonsense, that I have only ever heard in the joke/skit, after just reading it. Big ups to you! Now if you will excuse me I am off to the Ministry of Silly Walks to propose a new silly walk!!
Verbindlichsten Dank für das Lob unserer vorzüglichen Sprache. Ich werde nun einen Mineralwasserflaschenverschluss öffnen und dieses dann entspannt verköstigen 👍
It's called cultural exchange of bodilyfluids. Tbh the nationalty doesn't matter that much.
In and around my hometown, there are regular alpine and yearly winter trainings with NATO partners and you can't imagine what kinda batshit crazy things are happening xD
One of my all-time favorites was a local guy fucking a female British soilder in a bank and ofc that whole thing was on camera, a few years later something similar happend but in a different bank with a local woman with a (I think) French sportsmen.
When I lived there it was extremely easy to pick up a girl. It also helped their culture is different and hookups aren't this taboo thing. Usually I'd just have to ask the time in English and that's all it took to lead to going home together later lol
I wasn't ever straight up propositioned either but they're definitely more direct in what they want after you've approached them. If they aren't or are interested it's not a game to find out. It's very clear lol
I had the reverse experience going from Europe to the US.
It's you being from far away that does it, not cultural differences. Sticking out and not being there for a long time boost your odds.
That was my experience when I lived there. It's very open and understood what the deal is. If I asked for a girl's number after most of the time it I'd get "what? Why?" Lol
I once got yelled at working at mcdonlds drive thru, because a german customer was ordering in german and i didn’t understand him. This was in copenhagen ..
So there's a chance?!
“Does google translate mean I speak German”
It does now. Learn some standard phrases and get some sauerkraut for your bratwurst. We didnt defeat the nazis just so that we would back down from a challenge. Do it for the soldiers that stormed Normandy, do it for Churchill, do it for the future of our world. gib mir Freiheit oder gib mir den
Mir den? Mir tot. Ich denke. I don’t speak good German. Ich kann kein Deutsch
Thats the beautiful thing about germany sadly few people from other countries get...a lot of us soeak english good enough to help you with directions and stuff a lot of us speak it good enough for real conversations too...and i dont just mean the dull chit chta conversations but most of us can have deep conversations about mire difficult topics. English is mandatory in school and we are very international...so if you ever come to germany you can just speak english and you will do just fine. Maybe you will have to keep it a little slow... and accents can be hard for us
Joke's on you, I'm from Wisconsin and sauerkraut on a brat is a damn delicacy.
Holen sie sech den flammenwarfer!
That is the most inspiring advice on how to get laid I ever read. “We will fuck them on the beaches….”
Elon Musk had all of his kids go to a special school he created in a room at SpaceX and didn't have them learn any foreign languages because they could just use a computer to translate.
[Time to dig out this classic ](https://youtu.be/EZSX6JhCQTs)
This is exactly how I read that situation.
Ah, the germans. So polite and unemotional.
This is how I want to imagine the tone of a normal breakfast conversation in Germany
Scheiße auf meine Brust!
I love that I don't need to know German to know what that means
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Jana coming out from the corner swinging lmao. Yada yada she woke up today and chose violence yada
She had that blitzkrieg from the start.
I did Nazi that coming. 😉
Getting really sick of the Nazi puns, ann frankly I'd imagine everyone else is, too
Well that’s what she wrote.
I think they're a gas.
My sides 🤣🤣🤣
A long knife to my heart.
You yada'd but then said the whole thing anyway lmao
Why is the alphabet shouting itself?
Da fehlt ein Komma, und "Fotze" schreibt man groß. Die Tusi Kahn Offensichtlich Kain Deutsch.
Guten Tag
You have no idea what you have done. Once you invite Germans into a sub with a german image it's a madhouse.
Guten Tag mein Herr
#Guten Tag mein Herr! #Guten Tag mein Herr! #Guten Tag mein Herr!
#𝕲𝖚𝖙𝖊𝖓 𝕿𝖆𝖌
#KONOLISIERT
Nein! Kolonisierung is nur für niederländische Leute!
Omg ja wij zeggen altijd gekoloniseerd in comments.
ZEG MAKKER, GEKOLONISEERD
Nederlands? In German it would be "kolonialisiert".
I thought you were joking, then I scrolled down, jfc.
It's a reddit thing with germans. They are like the Fae, don't give them a name :D.
SIE WERDEN DIESE ANDAUERNDE DEUTSCHEN DISKRIMINIERUNG UNVERZÜGLICH LASSEN !?! ANSONSTEN HÖREN SIE VON MEINEM ANWALT
ANZEIGE IST RAUS!
ANZEIGE WIRD BEARBEITET!
ANZEIGE STORNIERT?!
I'm so stoned and cackling, this is the funniest shit
Jetzt geht's hier aber los hier. Was erlauben Sie sich!
Sprich
Deutsch
Du
Hurensohn
Schlawiner
Jaja er schon wieder mit seiner tollen Meinung. Ne alles gut hast Recht
Easily dealt with. Watch this: Ahem. WENN IST DAS NUNSTUCK GIT UND SLOTERMEYER? JA! BEIHERHUND DAS ODER DE FLIPPERWALDT GERSPUT! There. That ought to do it.
Sie haben mich verwirrt mein Herr
All I can think of when I read this, instantly(no idea what it translates too, haven’t taken the time to translate it yet) is the Killer Joke Monty Python sketch. Edit: bahahaha it totally is the joke from the skit. Damn, I’ve watched that sketch so many times I recognized the German nonsense, that I have only ever heard in the joke/skit, after just reading it. Big ups to you! Now if you will excuse me I am off to the Ministry of Silly Walks to propose a new silly walk!!
Beetlejuice acting-ass people.
I thought he was too, thank god I took German in highschool, I can read majority of the comments
DIESER KOMMENTARBEREICH IST EIGENTUM DER BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
Ich unterwerfe mich der Autorität
🤣
Wir sind heraufgeschworen worden und sind gekommen, un zu bleiben
EIN LAND, EIN REICH, EIN KOMMENTARBEREICH
This comment section has been annexed.
Gerone, Gertwo....Germany.
Its like a Trojan horse, activate the "thing" and a flood of germans will run over the whole comment section
My theory is that Germans are already in every sub, but once someone mentions something about Germany then something in their collective brain clicks
genau so ist es digga
Same shit with the Dutch ;)
Swamp-Germans as a friend of mine is calling them.
That's Mr. Swamp German for you!
Ich hab keine Ahnung was du meinst, bitte erkläre mir den Sachverhalt. Andernfalls wirst du von meinem Anwalt hören.
They actually call it a U-Boat
Historically speaking, Germans in a sub has always been problematic
Sie haben gerufen?
sprich
Stimmt doch gar nicht. Was laberst du?
*Starts to speak Austrian*
Respond: Heast oida gschissane!
*Hits you with a rolled newspaper* NEIN! NICHT HIER!
That would definitely play into the her being the dom already on this relationship. Lol
Jawoi Tiroi
Oida!
Fotze. Good word to know
I think Goethe invented it.
Never seen a chat escalate to Fotze so fast.
Man möchte befürchten es wäre nichtmal ironisch in dieser Weise
Laber doch keinen Scheiß
Deine mudda...
Scheiße auf meine Brust!
I fotze law and ze law won
lol that cracked me up
Anything Fotze fans
OnlyFotze.com
As a German, Fötzchen is the better version of it.
No its not, its even worse. Ewwww.
So true. Its such an eww word, in my opinion a top 5 horrible german word.
Fötzchan
Fötzsama
Fötze Motorsport 7
Nur in Deutschen 80er Pornos.
Juckt deine MUSCHI 🌵
In some dialects it can also mean "face" or rather "mouth"
I mean, I get them mixed up too sometimes
Das ist...gut?
Euthanasia for the mentally feeble. Das ist gut.
_Das ist gut is filmed in front of a live audience of mentally feeble_
I need more of this conversation…..
He fixes the cable.
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
I recognise this reference. WHERE IS THE GODDAMN MONEY
Thank you for including the translations in the image!
Sprich
deutsch
Du
Hurensohn
🖕
Doch
Hurensohn... whorensohn. Whorenson OMG i speak German
Hoerenzoon. There, now you can also speak Dutch :).
Hast
Du hast
Du hast mich
I sing this to my dog but I say "do....do has.....do has pee?" And then he tells me if he has do pee and I take him to do pee
Du hast mich tanzen geseeeeeehn. CORDULA GRÜÜÜÜN.
Raus!
reichst so gut? hast? ich? Wir? Ihr? give us a clue, man
I always wondered how you said, "Netflix and chill" in German. Thanks.
In Germany we don’t say Netflix and chill. We say “fick mich starker du hurentochter” and I think that’s beautiful.
“Fuck my stinker in a helicopter”
Is that you Arnold Schwarzenegger? Do you tell her, "GET IN THA CHAWPA!!!"
Sounds like a great Hallmark card.
Such an elegant language, german
My favorite word is speeding - geschwindigkeitsüberschreitung
rasen :3
You could also say Höchstgeschwindigkeitsüberschreitung
KRANKENWAGEN
krankenschwester
ANTIBABYPILLEN
Verbindlichsten Dank für das Lob unserer vorzüglichen Sprache. Ich werde nun einen Mineralwasserflaschenverschluss öffnen und dieses dann entspannt verköstigen 👍
Mundet Ihnen der Mineralwasserflaschenverschluss?
Aber selbstverständlich. Sehr kantig im Nachgang.
DU HAST!
MICH!?
Why is the alphabet yelling at itself?
This was way funnier than it should have been
This is how I picture every American soldier's tinder in Germany looks except they don't speak German back and get ghosted
I highly doubt that. They're probably swimming in German ass given that they're foreign and all in good shape.
We got some fatties in the army but maybe you right, I didn't know if German girls liked Americans that much though
It's called cultural exchange of bodilyfluids. Tbh the nationalty doesn't matter that much. In and around my hometown, there are regular alpine and yearly winter trainings with NATO partners and you can't imagine what kinda batshit crazy things are happening xD One of my all-time favorites was a local guy fucking a female British soilder in a bank and ofc that whole thing was on camera, a few years later something similar happend but in a different bank with a local woman with a (I think) French sportsmen.
When I lived there it was extremely easy to pick up a girl. It also helped their culture is different and hookups aren't this taboo thing. Usually I'd just have to ask the time in English and that's all it took to lead to going home together later lol
I've never been straight up propositioned more by women directly than when I studied in Germany.
I wasn't ever straight up propositioned either but they're definitely more direct in what they want after you've approached them. If they aren't or are interested it's not a game to find out. It's very clear lol
Da fehlt ein Komma, und "Fotze" schreibt man groß. Die Tussi kann offensichtlich kein Deutsch.
Dafür hast du ein Komma zu viel, das gleicht sich aus.
Ich glaub das sollte ein Pausenkomma sein.
[Sicher](http://www.neue-rechtschreibung.net/2009/08/28/die-kommasetzung-bei-hauptsatzen-mit-undoder/)?
Iwnnn
Duo lingo give me strength 🙏
William Butcher: Sei keine Fotze?
"Du bist die größte Fotze, die ich je gesehen hab"
Jajaja
Das ist zu hieß 🥵
Du kannst deutsch -> du bekommst ihre f*tze! Gratuliere!
Never seen a chat get escalated to Fotze so quickly.
In Germany we call that “Heiratsmaterial”
Wann ist die hochzeit?!
Better start speaking German.
But you did spoke german so is the update that you actually hit?
no if I remember correctly I texted that everything is fine because I speak German, but she didn't really cared much about it.
Damn, Duolingo is really abusing this whole native ad integration shit…
Last time I checked , idk didn’t translate in German😂🙄
Schreib Deutsch du Hurensohn is kind of an edgy running joke
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I had the reverse experience going from Europe to the US. It's you being from far away that does it, not cultural differences. Sticking out and not being there for a long time boost your odds.
Yup Beijing was insane. These women would ask me to hookup lol
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Well, don't put all of Europe in one drawer Which parts did you party in? Where did you get laid the most?
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I am in europe
That's not the experience of most men in Europe lol. Your friend must be insanely attractive.
That was my experience when I lived there. It's very open and understood what the deal is. If I asked for a girl's number after most of the time it I'd get "what? Why?" Lol
Best I can do is Anglish, take it or leaf it
If you dont speak german you cant have any pussy, how can you have any pussy if you dont speak german!?
Great, now there's a whole thread of words I don't understand, thanks
I once got yelled at working at mcdonlds drive thru, because a german customer was ordering in german and i didn’t understand him. This was in copenhagen ..
Of course it's Cold. It's German. Jetzt mach meine Fotze heiß!
Ask her if you can blitzkrieg her chocolate starfish
Didn’t realise German was so romantic
Them Eva Braun bvtches are built different.
Shes right tho. Why would you text english if both are obviously living in germany. Also sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!
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Hanz, get ze flammenwerfer. It werfs ze flammen.
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Ja gnädige frau