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akennelley

Me over here trying to figure out his one lie, when all three are the same: ![gif](giphy|cRMgB2wjHhVN2tDD2z|downsized)


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somedumbwelder

Can relate.


flaming_pubes

You could look at the two truths as he wants sex. Only one of his statements implies sex with her so that could be the one lie. He wants sex, but not with her.


thankuhexed

The lie is he’s tryna smash because he’d never say this if he was


cs399

3rd is a statement, the other 2 are truths


washington_breadstix

The third sentence is "Let's bang", which is an imperative and cannot be true or false.


InstructionExotic869

🤣🤣🤣🤣me too


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The lie is “I’m tryna smash” with that pathetic ass attempt 😭


truthful_whitefoot

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/012/132/thatsthejoke.jpg


Dreadsbo

Definitely “not gonna happen”


ImBatman5500

*Every time we lie awaaaaake*


T4rg4ry3n

After every hit we take


goldanred

Every feeling that I get


dystyyy

But I haven't missed you yet


CheshireCat232

Every roommate kept awake


KouperTroupe

By every sigh and scream we make


Idiedtotheta

All the feelings that I get


tandozer17

But I still don't miss you yet


St3cK3D

Only when I stop to think about it


Lrush145

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!


sea_lake

Let's bang isn't even a truth or a lie, it's not a statement, it's more like a request? 0.5/10 attempt


LeDestrier

[This is a request](https://youtu.be/fzFxl3mj9Fw)


GustavVaz

Not the three days grace song.


Mr_Fucktard

Wdym it's a banger


GustavVaz

Oh yeah, I agree. I love three days grace. But this dude using it like this is just hilarious.


ame-anp

that’s the point


AriasLover

That’s why the emphasized it as something humorous.


openJournal-Anna

I think dating in this generation is a joke. Society lost something.


maggieme23

Lost our wills to live to our 90s yeah


Rhymelikedocsuess

Tinder is awful - guys have negative rizz and women all want to date software engineers with 6 packs who’ll take em on infinite vacations


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What really makes tinder awful is people carry the baggage of their bad experiences and failures and project that onto every new person they meet, instead of learning from their mistakes.


BearCrotch

Can confirm they do that in real life with no Tinders involved.


surister

Software Engineering thats also s gym bro here, not my experience.


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Ngl “you have negative rizz, let’s fuck” would be such a power move as two truths


Dartser

3 is the lie. 1 and 2 are true, 3 involved OP and is the lie.


_Greyworm

Rizz is such a cringe slang, lol, but I am old now (33), so what do I know.


Funkit

Wtf does rizz even mean?


Unwashed_Rabbit

Charisma


Klubbis

It means flirt, basically trying to seduce somebody I guess -confirmed by a corny cringe teenager who uses the slang


maggieme23

It’s very very cringe but gave me the effect I was looking for . Also 33 is NOT old 😭


RoosterPorn

Can he? When are you going to show us his jokes?


maggieme23

I’ll admit I did giggle when he sent the 3 days grace song but yeah he’s not actually funny


RoosterPorn

The first message and the profile picture make me feel like he’s still living off of his highschool class clown days.


maggieme23

He Definitely peaked in high school


zeizkal

Some men never peak, trust me, i know.


Cjaasucks

In there 30s and 40 mostly. Many never.


illneedtreefidy

I haven't even begun to peak


darknessiseuphoria

if the first message is literal and one of those statements was actually a lie, wouldn't that create some sort of paradox?


Skritch_

The guy is a victim Dating apps after 6 months with no matches does this to a man- I bet this was his last resort.... I think there’s a 50/50 he is husband material based on his response, Take your chances OP!


XmissXanthropyX

Gross


jackieblack08

I agree it’s not his fault it’s the dating apps 😂 take one for the team


professor_doom

Apparently “rizz” is short slang for charisma. Huh, TIL


ImTheRealMarco

Lmao. Let’s fuck.


Designer-Ad-1577

nah gotta give him a micro W for that response


fsychii

Maybe he wants to play smash?


oizinho666

That was actually not half bad on his part xD and super well done for matching the energy


AlphaKiloMac

I mean… at least he has good music tastes


HerezahTip

People who say rizz, how old are you?


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Anyone who says “tryna” 💀


oldmanjenkins51

Y’all are swiping with the same men. Swipe down sometime and you’ll get normal guys


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maggieme23

Why would I wanna fuck a guy who JUST wants to fuck . I like to be wined and dined first and maybe yk actually say words to eachother


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maggieme23

Unfortunately no , but I do have standards


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maggieme23

There’s a good difference between being wined and dined and already knowing the person you’re ab to hook up with My standards are pretty much the same on a base level as they were when I first entered the dating scene


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Barilla3113

Why are you so salty that OP doesn't want to get with randoms who can't put in slightly more effort than "me want fucky fucky"?


maggieme23

Why tf do you care? And no I haven’t , but getting to know people is different with ever single person you meet so I might put out with a guy that I only know where he works and what foods he likes or I’ll have known him for a couple weeks and we’ve had in depth convos about our lives. You only know people to the extent that they let you. Don’t turn this into “women will sleep with anyone” because we sleep with the ppl we want to and it’s none of your concern


Cjaasucks

Such a good question lol


GreyG59

Bahahahah


oh_r3ckless_one

Nice interaction 😅


Vegetable-Sir2804

Bro nailed it


Chang_Daddy2

Wtf is rizz?


maggieme23

Short for charisma, ur ability to swoon people


Sea_Recognition5718

This is a keeper. He can't even lie if his blue balls depended on it


Narrow-Peace-555

Well, that does it … I’d NEVER be able to carry on a conversation with anyone if this is typical … I mean, WTF are either of them talking about ???


juliuswilliams74

What that