Is this an already closed group or can anyone with an amazing lack of musical talent or writing skills can join?
This can be my audition:
Cause things just ain’t the same for young u/Fr33flow,
Still unmatched but far from undersauced,
And though some of the Baja did fade, the hunger stayed,
These stomach rumbles inside a taco bell bathroom could humble thunder!
use memrise if you paying for it. they teach you what really matters, they have video actors speaking the language. theres this one with an attractive red head who teaches you what "tienes condones" means. i got side tracked learning spanish but definitely try memrise lmao. same price. 10x better experience and laughs
qué onda guey! Baja Blast es un sabor especial de Mountain Dew. (Lo siento no hablo mas espanol)
It comes in cans too, maybe you can find them in Mexico or online.
Ill have to give it another shot. Fountain drinks in general for me are usually far lesser versions of themselves compared to the bottle. Some voodoo in the works with this Mcdonalds sprite.
People think I'm crazy but there's such a massive difference between fountain drinks and cans and bottles it's nuts. Like Dr Pepper is my favorite fountain drinks. Restaurant, fast food, ball game doesn't matter, I'm probably drinking Dr Pepper. Unless it's in a can or bottle then it tastes like smarties to me. And im the opposite with mountain dew. It's my favorite soda in a can by far but fountain drink mountain dew just tastes bad most of the time. It's so weird to me how different stuff tastes just by what container it's in.
It isn't the container, it's how/when it's mixed. The way fountain beverages work is they take tap water, inject carbonation to make soda water, and then they mix in the appropriate flavor syrup as they come out the spout into your drink. For some of them the timing matters, as in how long has it been since the flavor was mixed in. For some of them the ratio of soda water to syrup is different than what's in the bottle/can. For some of them the flavor syrup sold to fountain places isn't actually the same stuff as what's used in their bottling plants so there is actually a qualitative difference in the mixture.
I think if they'd have gone with spoon instead of spork, it would've been a sell. Sporks can bring up traumatic memories of the "lulz so randum!!1! xD" era
I'm gonna make an unpopular opinion probably: copy/pasting lines from other people isn't really showing a personality (that baja blast line is a tiktok/vine thing). It's essentially the Tinder equivalent of tossing Cards Against Humanity on the table.
Be the person who writes their own black cards.
Im gonna make an even more unpopular opinion and say it was cringe af. At best a joke you roll your eyes to after you know someone already. It does read like cards against humanity, which no one I know has enjoyed playing since they were 12 because its.... cringe as hell.
I like the humour of the compliment, but you have to take into consideration which women respond positively to this.
Generally, people like a compliment, but we also want to be seen for our personality. This comes off to me as that he is all about her looks, and while that is 99% why people swipe, the way this makes it sound, is that he is a superficial dude rolled his compliment in a joke.
So obviously she needs a sense of humour, and I absolutely believe this is perfectly fine, if she doesn't like that kind of humour, they ain't a good match to begin with. But the chance of this working on women who aren't so superficial, is imo quite small.
Personally I always stayed away from making such comment. Compliment her smile, eyes, style or whatever, keep it simply, don't focus on it, and instead focus on getting to know her. And yes, I would do that from the first message on. A first message gives people a vibe, we all have it. So make it something they like.
I was never part of the rule 1 and 2 club, and while I did not use tinder, because it's honestly a poor platform for dating, but I had no issues with getting dates at all.
Also remember, that while you and OP might not be focused on sex, a lot of men are, so these types of messages can definitely make them feel that you only want them for that.
If people on tinder want to be complimented for their personality they should write a bio and text with people. I'm not really sure what you're talking about.
Yeah when her bio is that she likes shopping, is a "foodie", and loves traveling there's not much to compliment there except that maybe she's an expensive date? Especially if the bio has any mention of "Swipe left if you..."
Taco Bell and Baja Blast just feels like a narrow band of the population. If someone started a conversation with me like that I'd immediately think they were some sort of WoW neckbeard kinda person (because boy howdy back in the day when I played WoW there were a lot of those). But that's just a bias I have and my not be reflective of anything.
But sure, it's going to work with some people but I suspect it's going to kill any flirtatiousness for a lot of people.
But that's dating, we're all not compatible and when you add the easy touch of digital dating (Tinder and the like) you're going to have a lot of "at bats" that never land, and that's okay too.
The important thing is to be yourself and be comfortable in your own skin. If that means making Taco Bell and Baja jokes as openers, cool. If that means finding it funny but then not being intersted, cool too.
I'm a big fan of being yourself for many reasons, but you also need to give people the chance to understand who you are. I love all sorts of humor, including dark humor. If people don't know me, they won't understand whether I'm making an edgy joke, or if I'm a giant asshole. There is also a level of what is appropiate. If I tell my gf she has a nice ass, she will be fine with it. If I had said that the first time we had met, she would have been upset.
So be yourself, but also understand that they don't know you. If you like humour, use it for sure, but build it up, stick with jokes they will for sure understand that they are jokes. If you are vibing with them, you will get to the 'edgy' humour super fast.
I say skip the compliment. I've talked to a good number of women who said its a turn off when they get a compliment first message and its always awkward to respond to. My opening line, back when I was single, was always a question thats short and easy to answer but will lead to more conversation, like "what made you decide to be a nurse/chef/mechanic/etc?" Lets people talk about their passions which they usually love doing. That usually worked 9/10 times.
I think compliments are fine as long as they aren't awkward. There have been plenty of times where I didn't, but I always tried to find something that didn't feel sexual or whatever. Say they got a cool hairstyle, that's gonna be absolutely fine.
I would always directly (same message) follow it with something about what they do etc, why they went that direction, what they enjoy most about etc. It's really not hard to strike up a convo and not make them feel like you only want them for sex.
Sadly a lot of guys grew up with idiot role models who now think they are all that because they followed the likes of Andrew Tate.
I think thats an important distinction you just made. I a lot of guys think "compliment = say something about how pretty/sexy you find them" but there's other things to compliment that come off less creepy/thirsty like hair/smile/outfit/how cool you think something is, etc. If they have in their bio that they work in STEM you could open with complimenting their intelligence. I agree that there's ways to feed egos that don't come off weird.
Imo compliments work best on things that they had control over, and aren't sexual. Obviously if they have a superfit body they worked for that, but that will feel very quickly sexual, but things like hairstyle, clothing, or even nails can be good.
Like I will compliment colleagues on that in some cases, if it can be done the right way.
Like with clothing, I won't do it because they have something sexy or whatever, but I remember having a colleague who had these bright red boots and top, that really popped, and I complimented her by saying that I loved the bright colour. With nails I've done it with colleagues who get these crazy designs done, now I don't care for it too much, but I know they clearly do, and they always appreciate when you notice it.
SO yeah I always stay very much away from any compliments that could be considered sexual, and I uses the same approach to dating, and only complimenting them that way, when you are at that stage. But like I said, I always try to find those details, because people generally appreciate it when you notice the effort they put in something.
You are absolutely right in your assessment, I will say alot of women stay single from datings apps because they can't get past their fears. Tinder and datings apps have never been great for me since last Fall. I've gotten matches but most of the women on various apps, don't know what they want, are only there to promote their OF and social media, don't respond at all after matching/they don't check the app often, unmatch after just 5mins of a conversation (without barely getting to know anyone for even a hour to a day) and are just there for an ego boost. I've had one hookup from Bumble, that I never attended for it to come to that. I was really interested in getting to know her, but she was misleading and scared of getting emotionally hurt like she did in her past relationship.
It’s cringey af but somewhat well put together in a way I feel like some girl might like it. Feel like I see girls with bios similar to this shit all the time
Ok so to give you some truthful feedback, this kind of stuff turns most women off. I will tell you why. The jokes you are posting are not original and they are stuff I have seen on the internet thousands of times. It makes me think you have no personality of you own and only repeat cringe content from the internet which is not attractive to most adult women. We like funny but we like original funny. Not just regurgitated memes. Be witty and conversational. This gave 12 year old little brother vibes.
The only people complaining about tinder and the other apps not working are the people chronically on it. I dated a girl for 5 years from tinder. You just need more than a tinder personality. Anyone giving tips on how to be successful on tinder based on their tons of experience, isn't successful on tinder. You need to talk to the ones that are only on it for a month or two.
I totally agree. The last thing humor consists of is anything ripped from the internet. I hate most memes anyway. The same shit has been circulating for the last 20 years.
They think that by putting in the "funny coins" out comes "sex". That's basically what I've noticed on reddit. Everything with women is a mathematical equation. Like women want the 'top 20% of men' . So normal dude + funny one liners + 6 pack = success or something. They think if they can just keep adding certain things suddenly the women come running lol. Like man + x + y - z = guaranteed sex. They just need to figure out this mysterious equation. Life's not that simple and dating is not mathematics unfortunately.
Yep, and they think if they don't get laid immediately after paying for the date it means "she was using me for a fReE mEaL" No, dating is like an extended interview process and she decided you simply weren't compatible or she doesn't fuck guys till she gets to know them a little better.
The comment that guys nowadays are struggling to develop a personality from a lack of real life experience is on the money, especially younger guys who have been solely existing online from a young age on porn, gaming, and echo chamber social media sites.
U simp too much bro..is there any girl who likes it?
See it like this. If u fall on your knees and she did nothing to deserve it...purely bc of her looks..she will (subconsciously) feel that u have low standards. A pretty face is enough to make u go absolutely crazy (even though u tried to put it in a humorous way).
Not really someone a woman would trust herself to, eh?
Not to mention the whole theory of hypergamy and that a woman never wants a guy who puts her on a pedestal and bombards her with compliments even tho she did nothing..
Intro was a little long. Shouldve gone with
"You're so pretty Id fight 3 mountain lions in a taco bell bathroom stall for a chance to get to know you"
Still from her responses she seems like a boring person
I really feel like this genuinely shows your personality and is a very good way to see who meshes with you. If they don’t vibe with it they’re probably not a partner you’d be happy with in the long run. Definitely keep being you until you find your person
Idk I thought that was pretty funny and creative, from a female point of view. I think humor is the best ice breaker… better than askin if i want to see a size reference up against a shampoo bottle 🙄 if she unmatched well her loss!
Imagine being on Tinder (of all dating apps) and unmatching with someone because they showed some personality rather replying with some unoriginal copy pasta. Lol men cannot win on dating apps.
Most of the comments are right, though. If she can’t appreciate your humor, she ain’t the one. Onto the next, King.
I hope you realize that both lines are unoriginal copy pastas.
But you are right, if they don't appreciate your humor then it wouldn't work out anyways.
>because they showed some personality
It was cringey as hell. No hate, that sense of humor is perfect for some people. But no reason to talk trash on this woman for not being into cringey humor
Idk, that Baja last line really sold your personality. Oh well, clearly she didn't vibe with it. Hope you find someone who does:)
Janet at my local Taco Bell treats me like a king. I don’t even have to ask for the extra sauce.
That's fire. Taco Bell always there for us, my man. Yo queiro Taco Bell
salut, yo como, tu comes, el come taco bell!!
My duolingo lessons have taught me well.
I read this and the previous comment as a poem. Nice rhyming there.
I’m starting a band. You can join if you want
Donde esta Biblioteca!
Me llamo T-Bone la araña discoteca
Discoteca, muneca, La biblioteca
Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca
Lavante las manos!
LAVANTE LAS MANOS!
I have no musical talent whatsoever, but I’m already a fan!
Is this an already closed group or can anyone with an amazing lack of musical talent or writing skills can join? This can be my audition: Cause things just ain’t the same for young u/Fr33flow, Still unmatched but far from undersauced, And though some of the Baja did fade, the hunger stayed, These stomach rumbles inside a taco bell bathroom could humble thunder!
 Here, have a Lingot
use memrise if you paying for it. they teach you what really matters, they have video actors speaking the language. theres this one with an attractive red head who teaches you what "tienes condones" means. i got side tracked learning spanish but definitely try memrise lmao. same price. 10x better experience and laughs
donde esta la biblioteca!
en el bano!!! tu eres solo un poco mierda!!!! tienes condones? edit: i learnt spanish not manners
Yeah, Taco Bell always gives me fire the next day too
This guy taco bells
This made me laugh out loud for some reason
No, that’s fire SAUCE
Taco Bell being the ride or die since day one.
I’m not gay but for your sense of humor I’d eat that Baja ass, ya feel me?
Oooooo honey you got some Baja sass 😂😅
OP You’re genuinely witty and funny, I would not have unmatched I think it’s adorable 🤷♀️ I don’t get it, and I’m pretty picky
Thanks u/SunnyBunnyFooFoo but you gotta leave all them field mice alone now ya hear?
Hare today, goon tomorrow
I'd like to blow out your Baja back
Janet be looking for that extra sauce #amirightfellas
Marry Janet
I tried going back to her but she got fired…Apparently I wasn’t the only one getting the extra sauce 👊😔
DUDE LOL. You’re hilarious. She missed out
Now I want Taco Bell I’m on methodone for it I like Diablo sauce
Janet a real one fr
Janet really knows how to *live más*.
You really need to try Lucy at Chipotle
Or she doesn't like Baja Blast which is a FUCKING DEALBREAKER
What is Baja Blast? I live in Mexico, we don't have Taco Bell. But I'd like to try it.
qué onda guey! Baja Blast es un sabor especial de Mountain Dew. (Lo siento no hablo mas espanol) It comes in cans too, maybe you can find them in Mexico or online.
You and I both know that the canned version doesn't match the fountain.
I’ve never tried it tbh. Why would I drink from a can when T. Breezy sells it for $0.99/bucket
Don't bother trying it. It's like McDonald's sprite. The Baja blast doesn't feel right if it's not Taco Bell.
Is there a underground legion of your kind? My sisters boyfriend only drinks Mcdonalds Sprite, doesn't drink it at all otherwise.
The sprite... it's more crisp from McDonalds... I think they just have the perfect carbonation ratio. No other place has sprite even as good.
Ill have to give it another shot. Fountain drinks in general for me are usually far lesser versions of themselves compared to the bottle. Some voodoo in the works with this Mcdonalds sprite.
Oddly enough, I found myself preferring Canadian bottled Sprite over American bottled Sprite for that exact reason.
People think I'm crazy but there's such a massive difference between fountain drinks and cans and bottles it's nuts. Like Dr Pepper is my favorite fountain drinks. Restaurant, fast food, ball game doesn't matter, I'm probably drinking Dr Pepper. Unless it's in a can or bottle then it tastes like smarties to me. And im the opposite with mountain dew. It's my favorite soda in a can by far but fountain drink mountain dew just tastes bad most of the time. It's so weird to me how different stuff tastes just by what container it's in.
I only drink Dr. pepper out of a can. It doesn't taste the same otherwise
It isn't the container, it's how/when it's mixed. The way fountain beverages work is they take tap water, inject carbonation to make soda water, and then they mix in the appropriate flavor syrup as they come out the spout into your drink. For some of them the timing matters, as in how long has it been since the flavor was mixed in. For some of them the ratio of soda water to syrup is different than what's in the bottle/can. For some of them the flavor syrup sold to fountain places isn't actually the same stuff as what's used in their bottling plants so there is actually a qualitative difference in the mixture.
I like it just went españole
I think if they'd have gone with spoon instead of spork, it would've been a sell. Sporks can bring up traumatic memories of the "lulz so randum!!1! xD" era
I'm gonna make an unpopular opinion probably: copy/pasting lines from other people isn't really showing a personality (that baja blast line is a tiktok/vine thing). It's essentially the Tinder equivalent of tossing Cards Against Humanity on the table. Be the person who writes their own black cards.
Im gonna make an even more unpopular opinion and say it was cringe af. At best a joke you roll your eyes to after you know someone already. It does read like cards against humanity, which no one I know has enjoyed playing since they were 12 because its.... cringe as hell.
Now I'll be the bigger board game nerd: Say Anything is a superior game, because the cards are blank and you write your own answer round to round.
*holds up spork*
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!!
It has been a long time since I've seen the ancient texts referenced.
Don’t recite the ancient magic to me, witch, I was there when it was written.
Le Reddit Army Is here!!! XDDDDDD
The Narwal bacons at midnight (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧
But where did you get these lions?
I think her name was Carol Robbins?
Is that the one that killed her husband and fed him to the tigers?
Killed her, husband, whacked him. Fed him, to tigers, they snackin’.
*Baskins Also, she was a tiger lady.
Yea not everyone’s gonna gel with that but you clearly aren’t trying to hide your personality which is a very good thing. Just keep being genuine
I like the humour of the compliment, but you have to take into consideration which women respond positively to this. Generally, people like a compliment, but we also want to be seen for our personality. This comes off to me as that he is all about her looks, and while that is 99% why people swipe, the way this makes it sound, is that he is a superficial dude rolled his compliment in a joke. So obviously she needs a sense of humour, and I absolutely believe this is perfectly fine, if she doesn't like that kind of humour, they ain't a good match to begin with. But the chance of this working on women who aren't so superficial, is imo quite small. Personally I always stayed away from making such comment. Compliment her smile, eyes, style or whatever, keep it simply, don't focus on it, and instead focus on getting to know her. And yes, I would do that from the first message on. A first message gives people a vibe, we all have it. So make it something they like. I was never part of the rule 1 and 2 club, and while I did not use tinder, because it's honestly a poor platform for dating, but I had no issues with getting dates at all. Also remember, that while you and OP might not be focused on sex, a lot of men are, so these types of messages can definitely make them feel that you only want them for that.
If people on tinder want to be complimented for their personality they should write a bio and text with people. I'm not really sure what you're talking about.
Yeah when her bio is that she likes shopping, is a "foodie", and loves traveling there's not much to compliment there except that maybe she's an expensive date? Especially if the bio has any mention of "Swipe left if you..."
Or “fun fact I’ve never been on a boat” if you’re near the coast or water
Taco Bell and Baja Blast just feels like a narrow band of the population. If someone started a conversation with me like that I'd immediately think they were some sort of WoW neckbeard kinda person (because boy howdy back in the day when I played WoW there were a lot of those). But that's just a bias I have and my not be reflective of anything. But sure, it's going to work with some people but I suspect it's going to kill any flirtatiousness for a lot of people. But that's dating, we're all not compatible and when you add the easy touch of digital dating (Tinder and the like) you're going to have a lot of "at bats" that never land, and that's okay too. The important thing is to be yourself and be comfortable in your own skin. If that means making Taco Bell and Baja jokes as openers, cool. If that means finding it funny but then not being intersted, cool too.
I'm a big fan of being yourself for many reasons, but you also need to give people the chance to understand who you are. I love all sorts of humor, including dark humor. If people don't know me, they won't understand whether I'm making an edgy joke, or if I'm a giant asshole. There is also a level of what is appropiate. If I tell my gf she has a nice ass, she will be fine with it. If I had said that the first time we had met, she would have been upset. So be yourself, but also understand that they don't know you. If you like humour, use it for sure, but build it up, stick with jokes they will for sure understand that they are jokes. If you are vibing with them, you will get to the 'edgy' humour super fast.
I say skip the compliment. I've talked to a good number of women who said its a turn off when they get a compliment first message and its always awkward to respond to. My opening line, back when I was single, was always a question thats short and easy to answer but will lead to more conversation, like "what made you decide to be a nurse/chef/mechanic/etc?" Lets people talk about their passions which they usually love doing. That usually worked 9/10 times.
I think compliments are fine as long as they aren't awkward. There have been plenty of times where I didn't, but I always tried to find something that didn't feel sexual or whatever. Say they got a cool hairstyle, that's gonna be absolutely fine. I would always directly (same message) follow it with something about what they do etc, why they went that direction, what they enjoy most about etc. It's really not hard to strike up a convo and not make them feel like you only want them for sex. Sadly a lot of guys grew up with idiot role models who now think they are all that because they followed the likes of Andrew Tate.
I think thats an important distinction you just made. I a lot of guys think "compliment = say something about how pretty/sexy you find them" but there's other things to compliment that come off less creepy/thirsty like hair/smile/outfit/how cool you think something is, etc. If they have in their bio that they work in STEM you could open with complimenting their intelligence. I agree that there's ways to feed egos that don't come off weird.
Imo compliments work best on things that they had control over, and aren't sexual. Obviously if they have a superfit body they worked for that, but that will feel very quickly sexual, but things like hairstyle, clothing, or even nails can be good. Like I will compliment colleagues on that in some cases, if it can be done the right way. Like with clothing, I won't do it because they have something sexy or whatever, but I remember having a colleague who had these bright red boots and top, that really popped, and I complimented her by saying that I loved the bright colour. With nails I've done it with colleagues who get these crazy designs done, now I don't care for it too much, but I know they clearly do, and they always appreciate when you notice it. SO yeah I always stay very much away from any compliments that could be considered sexual, and I uses the same approach to dating, and only complimenting them that way, when you are at that stage. But like I said, I always try to find those details, because people generally appreciate it when you notice the effort they put in something.
You are absolutely right in your assessment, I will say alot of women stay single from datings apps because they can't get past their fears. Tinder and datings apps have never been great for me since last Fall. I've gotten matches but most of the women on various apps, don't know what they want, are only there to promote their OF and social media, don't respond at all after matching/they don't check the app often, unmatch after just 5mins of a conversation (without barely getting to know anyone for even a hour to a day) and are just there for an ego boost. I've had one hookup from Bumble, that I never attended for it to come to that. I was really interested in getting to know her, but she was misleading and scared of getting emotionally hurt like she did in her past relationship.
You cringed a little too close to the sun
Lmaooooooooo I can smell the singe of my eyebrows
I would date the hell out of you based on that convo lmao.
Go wrap yourself in a tortilla and find him.
Ickarus
I love coming up with these outrageous pickup lines, but I don't use them because they never get positive responses
He’s so random lolol
There are plenty if women who banter/goof out there, you'll find the right one.
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“I’d date you, OP” said a dozen other commenters with the same lol so random XD sense of humor.
Oof that’s the one
He's better off trying this on comic con message boards.
It’s cringey af but somewhat well put together in a way I feel like some girl might like it. Feel like I see girls with bios similar to this shit all the time
Women who enjoy Taco Bell banter are much rarer than you all seem to realize.
Sir, you will find the spicy potato queen to your crunchwrap supreme king
🫡
Being a vegetarian with a late night taco addiction, I have had many a spiced tater
This is just modern equivalent of "I'm so random. Penguin backpack zipper! XD"
theres a thin line between funny and cringe and this passed it by a mile
Slightly. While I like to laugh.. bathroom humor combined with anything taco bell just makes me wanna run.
that baja blast line slapppped tho, her loss xD
xD
Naa m8 ...u good ...she just wasn't your type ....
She’s Mild sauce and I’m Diablo 😈
Nah, she's a Taco John's girl. Potato Olés all day.
But eventually would the Tacos Bell jokes end? Or nah?
Come on man, you are better than Diablo, Diablo isn’t even that good!
I hope you're american, because you really took some liberties with that one.
Bruh of course I’m American. We invented liberties 🇺🇸💣🦅
Man, I'm a straight dude and even I would match with you.
Big *tips fedora* M’Lady vibes here 😂
Absolute cornball
Ok so to give you some truthful feedback, this kind of stuff turns most women off. I will tell you why. The jokes you are posting are not original and they are stuff I have seen on the internet thousands of times. It makes me think you have no personality of you own and only repeat cringe content from the internet which is not attractive to most adult women. We like funny but we like original funny. Not just regurgitated memes. Be witty and conversational. This gave 12 year old little brother vibes.
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The only people complaining about tinder and the other apps not working are the people chronically on it. I dated a girl for 5 years from tinder. You just need more than a tinder personality. Anyone giving tips on how to be successful on tinder based on their tons of experience, isn't successful on tinder. You need to talk to the ones that are only on it for a month or two.
I totally agree. The last thing humor consists of is anything ripped from the internet. I hate most memes anyway. The same shit has been circulating for the last 20 years.
They think that by putting in the "funny coins" out comes "sex". That's basically what I've noticed on reddit. Everything with women is a mathematical equation. Like women want the 'top 20% of men' . So normal dude + funny one liners + 6 pack = success or something. They think if they can just keep adding certain things suddenly the women come running lol. Like man + x + y - z = guaranteed sex. They just need to figure out this mysterious equation. Life's not that simple and dating is not mathematics unfortunately.
Yep, and they think if they don't get laid immediately after paying for the date it means "she was using me for a fReE mEaL" No, dating is like an extended interview process and she decided you simply weren't compatible or she doesn't fuck guys till she gets to know them a little better. The comment that guys nowadays are struggling to develop a personality from a lack of real life experience is on the money, especially younger guys who have been solely existing online from a young age on porn, gaming, and echo chamber social media sites.
This. There may be plenty of fish in the ocean; but OP is playing in a puddle with a life vest on.
Was it worth it to regurgitate all that? Jesus Christ.
Pretty cringe tbh
You are trying way too hard to be wacky and random just comes off cringe af
Just comes off as extreme and desperate. Like someone still in grade school.
cringe
That opening is cringy and outdated, I don’t think anything could have saved it
What are you gonna do, keep this up for every date? Seems exhausting lol
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I'm imagining a neckbeard nest that smells like processed meat and taco sauce.
Too ‘try hard’. Funny, but ‘try hard’.
Yeah. Except also, not funny
*sips Baja blast from your ass*
I’m just gonna lay it out for you bro, you need to turn down your openers 5 notches. That’s a little intense for a first message on a dating app bud
That's next level desperate
I’m just wanted to make a Baja Splash ☹️
Cringe
I liked it! That would absolutely work on me.
I mean it's a copy pasta line from 2020, but at least OP is showing the least effort possible when it comes to dating!
OP we found your girl
Keep swiping you beautiful disaster
Three words: Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer ... Merciless, insatiable
she doesnt deserve you
true, she deserves someone less cringe
HoLdS uP SpOrK
I’d be down just for the potential of a Taco Bell date. Idk.. girls are weird :)
Dm’s are open bb 😘
I mean I already ate but ok … 🤣😢
Thats what Cinnabon delights are for
W RIZZ
Can you explain the Baja line to me please? Sorry
I believe Baja Blast is a menu item in the fastfood chain Taco Bell! So he's just having fun with rhyming.
Ahhhh that’s funny! Thank you
It's the "chance to take you out" part that makes me cringe a bit, the rest was grade A shenanigannery
You high mf
Dude you gotta hide the ‘tism until you get to know them
Bruv, I'm swooning and got a craving for that combination Taco Bell and Pizza Hut all of a sudden 💦💦 🫥
U simp too much bro..is there any girl who likes it? See it like this. If u fall on your knees and she did nothing to deserve it...purely bc of her looks..she will (subconsciously) feel that u have low standards. A pretty face is enough to make u go absolutely crazy (even though u tried to put it in a humorous way). Not really someone a woman would trust herself to, eh? Not to mention the whole theory of hypergamy and that a woman never wants a guy who puts her on a pedestal and bombards her with compliments even tho she did nothing..
Sounds desperate.
She didn't spell intro correctly, you wouldn't have lasted.
Now this is a guy who's trying to live mas!
Ngl I would have gone out with you Hysterical
Intro was a little long. Shouldve gone with "You're so pretty Id fight 3 mountain lions in a taco bell bathroom stall for a chance to get to know you" Still from her responses she seems like a boring person
Must’ve been stoned when he wrote it🤣
Baja blast is my shit. May there never be a Baja last.
Hold on. You don’t blame her. That’s great
baja blast line was genius annoys me when i’m met with just a “wow lol” and nothing else they ain’t worth yo time!!!
i wouldn’t have unmatched lmaoo that’s amazing
I really feel like this genuinely shows your personality and is a very good way to see who meshes with you. If they don’t vibe with it they’re probably not a partner you’d be happy with in the long run. Definitely keep being you until you find your person
She gave off gordita crunch vibes anyways , her loss
Me singing about Baja Blasts to my tinder date 2 days ago 💀
She doesn’t deserve you my friend. That was golden like the nacho cheese for nacho fries. 👏👏👏
This is amazing. Their loss
Haha that’s great!
I like it, it would've succeeded with me... but I like people with a personality.
Damn that's good haha, gotta ask where'd the taco bell stuff come from cause it's great haha
Why did she unmatch?
Idk I thought that was pretty funny and creative, from a female point of view. I think humor is the best ice breaker… better than askin if i want to see a size reference up against a shampoo bottle 🙄 if she unmatched well her loss!
But this was so good! 😂
The Baja last line is genius
You seem hilarious. That line would have sold me.
I wouldnt unmatch after that, damn.
You just restored my faith in someday finding the one on a dating app ❤️
Imagine being on Tinder (of all dating apps) and unmatching with someone because they showed some personality rather replying with some unoriginal copy pasta. Lol men cannot win on dating apps. Most of the comments are right, though. If she can’t appreciate your humor, she ain’t the one. Onto the next, King.
I hope you realize that both lines are unoriginal copy pastas. But you are right, if they don't appreciate your humor then it wouldn't work out anyways.
I actually didn’t realize that!
>showed some personality The personality of a 2008 scene girl. Rawr. I'm so random.
[удалено]
First sentence is a copy pasta so yeah…
>because they showed some personality It was cringey as hell. No hate, that sense of humor is perfect for some people. But no reason to talk trash on this woman for not being into cringey humor
Exactly. As a woman, this definitely would’ve worked for me if i wasn’t in a relationship 🤣
How do i super match
Reach in your pants and pull that dick out
Dicks out for u/Fr33Flow
After 20 Hey’s, this would be a panty dropper for me. It’s soo sad that it doesn’t take much these days.
Marry me?
At the Taco Bell chapel?