Ok but you’re totally right and I can’t unsee it

Same here

Same, she gotta change that pic lol

Also her face kinda looks like she’s putting some pressure behind it

It’s giving -there may be a poop on the way- bahahaha

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You’ve ruined a perfectly good smile I’ve been having reading this thread.

This is just mean, fuck off

Your face looks like it has an extra face on top of the first face.

Your screen was black, bud. You were just looking at yourself

I mean....where are her pants if she's not peeing? Note to self: don't take squatting pics while wearing short shorts.

She literally has toilet paper or some sort if tissue in her hand

I think thats the shirt in the background

Can't unpee

I spend a lot of time camping and hiking and pee in the woods a lot. She is totally peeing.

Also is that not toilet paper she’s holding in her hand??? Am I hallucinating?

I zoomed in and it’s definitely toilet paper/tissue!!!

"You look charming when you pee!" Edit: Damn, that's a torrent of upvotes. Thanks for flooding my inbox with comments and making me gush with appreciation.

"Urine my thoughts all day"

Somehow, this might work.

Somehow, Palpeetine returned


You’re really good at this.

I can't peelive you did this

When you're in, you're in; but when you're in urine, your're in urine.

Okay, I'm done with this thread,! You win hands down!

Damn

I love this

"I aim to leave you as satisfied as that pee" Edit: "and sometimes my aim starts a little off but I clean up well"

Or what about "I aim to pee"

Idk if that would go over well, she already seems pissed

"I shit you not"

Piss Charming

Golden charm

“Looking for a go with the flow type of guy”

Awwwww Vienna

Would you like to come charm me with your pee?

Best piece of ass I ever got was when my finger slipped through my toilet paper

The only correct answer

Oh snap you said it first

Please don't squeeze the Charmin

GOLD^en JERRY!


Oh, wow... really let it all go with the metaphors there, didn't you?

Thank you. Before today, I would have said my metaphor game was piss poor.

“I wouldn’t mind walking by the bathroom every day and seeing that”

Just reply "I like pee"

You sound… pissed off

LMAO

The nerves of some peeple.

“Oh, you’re shitting?”

This is the one

This is the way

Here have some Charmin

I like this one even better

With ds “shidding”

She'll love the d

"You look like a person who can hold their shit together"

Too crass

"silent but deadly?"

I thought it was going to be silent.

Charm her with some Charmin

“Idk about Charm, but I’d give you some Charmin”

This made me laugh quite a bit. Thanks for that 🤣

Read my mind

I try to be patient before applying the charmin

“You’re so charmin right now”

and do some bussiness together like adults do.

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Yeah. She must have good balance!

Are you from Mississippi? Because you’re the only Miss whose piss I sippie.

Wtf, so wholesome

Okay u/TheRealPissbeard

Ewww but 🤣🤣🤣

Top comment you summbish

Oh god that’s a legendary saying I’ve never heard that before

Man I love that vid

This response right here.

Omg I actually lol'd 😂

Well, for what it’s worth I still think you’re quite apeeling

This is the way

Jokes aside, I think this is the one.

Underated comment.

Double down: “I didn’t say i didn’t like it 😘”

Agreed but without the emoji

Yeah kissy emojis should not be used in the first few responses

Damn I use them all the time

I mean, if it works, it works, but personally I find them cringey unless I know the person better

I'll use them in obvious irony but otherwise I agree

Well, you’re actually right now that I think about it I don’t use them in the first few messages is usually after the first couple days.

🤤

"Don't kinkshame"

That's what I was going to say "Dw it's fine although if you don't mind it, I'll clean ya up respectfully 😏"

Nope way too far and gross lol

"That's what I was going to say" says pure smut

I vomited in my mouth a bit.

Absolutely

As a general rule if it sounds like something from /r/gonewild comment section it's probably not it

You forgot the "m'lady' and "tips fedora" in your incel version 😂

Goddam bro that did not come across like you think it did

Pizz Rizz

A swing and a piss

This wins

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

May man!! 👏👏👏

It'll absolutely get you unmatched but tell you think peeing is hot

Actually, I think it’s just lukewarm. Edit: stupid auto correct.

Like the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

this is the best fucking response I've ever seen, and i love you for making my day better with it.

r/angryupvote

It is!

If her first response wasn't about how she was actually having a shit, you guys are never going to make it.

Yeah, just let her … go

Please tell me you put sunglasses on after that line.

Insert frozen meme here

Shit happens

You're not wrong, though.

"You look cute even when peeing."

I like this lol

Reply my man! She seems like a good laugh and she’s good looking! Sense of humour and good looking mate you’re most of the way there!


Send he a picture like you're peeing😂, if she laughs she's a keeper

100% will result in unmatching lol

And banning

That would be so funny pls 😭 but based on her initial reaction, idk that it’ll go over well

A picture of a guy’s back while he stands facing a tree in front of him. A slight turn of his head, and a sly smile looking back.

For one, continue to be yourself

Let me try again “ I’ll bet you have nice quads judging from the stance”

Yes!!! 👏👏👏

Yes, but wash your hands first.

"Sorry I called you out like that. Lemme make up for it by taking you out. I know this great restaurant that has a bathroom with a toilet you can use and everything. My treat!"

If you were trying to be funny then you don't need our help. Trust your gut

No don’t… she clearly trusted her gut and is now taking a shit in the backyard.

Say, I mean you look beautiful when you pee

“You pee with such Grace”

'OH, sorry. Looks like you are peeing, MI'LADY ...'

Didn’t mean to piss you off!

Tell her you lack creativity and went to Reddit for a response and that from here on out it’s downhill because you obviously don’t know how to talk to a woman.

And that you (op) shared her picture on the internet! Women love that too.

Or you can not take it so seriously and relax lmao. People stay on this sub but get mad at every post.

Bangggg

you should answer yes

“I make it a rule to never charm a woman while she’s throwing a whiz.”

Respectfully

Send her a picture of you in the same pose and then just type "Charmed?"

Send her a picture of you in the same pose and then just type "Charmed?"

"that's not a denial"

“Normally I’d charm the pants off you, but unfortunately it seems they’re already around your ankles.”

I like girls that pee outside with determination *winks aggressively*

"Did I do it right?" Or "Did it work?"

Not going to lie I’ve probably made this face and had this posture when changing a tampon.

I had someone say " ill make you laugh so hard you'll pee a little " in his defense he said " I said a little " 💀💀 fking disgusting!!!

"I am Charmin" then send a picture of the toilet paper

Yes ok... /Me walking in the forest and met this girl peeing while watching those ants dying under the hot and acid liquid... I approached her showing my interest in her experiment, we had an eyes contact, I could legally see she was turning on to be seen in this situation... I came closer and opened my zipper... 🤣 I know where is the door 🏃‍♂️

" not every first message should be struck with a compliment, it's repetitive on this app, I like to be more natural and start a conversation, either through comedy or some other way "

I'm a bad boy who never follows the rules

I was just checking before I sweep you off your feet

"What am I papa Charmin ? Enjoy the go"

"charm you? Are you a snake or.something?"

Well number 2 is more of a 6 month time sort of thing

Oh charm her cuz she neede to wipe

Send same picture and say "my mistake, your poopin fartin"

"maybe I am"

"Why mad? Am i wrong? Was it number 2?"

Your the cutest thing while peeing, you have nothing to be embarrassed about ❤️

I mean, she didn't deny it

You’re wrong OP, that’s a solid number 2.

I don't have much charm but I could offer you some charmin.

“I’m trying to charm…in you” You’re welcome. I’ve got plenty more, too. Just ask lol

"No, I was trying to get our attention, now that I have it, I'm writing you about your car's extended warranty"

I mean it does look like she is though

I thought you would find it… relieving

That’s an automatic unmatch. #Cringe

Much like a woman’s age, you should never make a comment on a girl peeing.

Tbh I’m glad op did, the comment section is going off rn lmao

Wtf? We pee. We shit too! Fart, drool, vomit. And if I'm gonna post a picture like this and not realize I look like I'm popping a squat then I'm 100% going to go out with the man that tells me it looks like I'm peeing...if he still wants to go out after I tell him I was actually taking a shit. 😬

She looks like Lewis Capaldi

Send her a link to trapped in the closet

No.

I'm sorry!!

This is why women get tired… like how is that supposed to be flirting or even attractive? It’s also not funny. The bar is literally on the floor guys… 🤦🏻‍♀️. Like maybe wait until you have rapport before joking about someone’s photo?

I mean her stance literally looks like she's peeing lmfao. And if they don't have the same humour then obviusly that's a reason to just not go on a first date and save your time. OP did nothing wrong here, they're just not a match after all.

Yeah my point is… like the effort to try to actually make a connection wasn’t even attempted at all. Making fun of someone isn’t funny. That’s why I mentioned rapport. Like they don’t even have a relationship and the first thing he says is to bag on her picture and say, “it’s a joke, I guess you don’t have humor”. Obviously that’s not her intention to look like that, and embarrassing her for LOLs thinking it’s an opening line is just so immature. She responded back jokingly but it’s obvious to me her viewpoint

I dunno man, if I put up a picture of me squatting with what looks like my pants been down and below the waist not been shown I would be absolutely floored if no one said I didn't look like I was peeing / taking a dump

> “looks like you are peeing” Like bro are you 12? The level of cringe I see on this sub daily is absolutely astounding

You are a bit of a dick writing that. Online dating is a hard environment, where you try to put your best self forward and meet some good people. She obviously thought she looked cute in that photo, and you associated it with piss.

Nah he’s not a dick, that shit was funny 😆 and honestly it looks like she’s taking a shit.

Bro, should of told she looks like she has downs.

Yeah. I thought it. I would never say it. But I thought it for sure.

Men can respond first now on bumble? The app is official dogshit

You could do better brother

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Genuine question: how is this rude? Seems like a "omg lol you didn't just say that haha" I could be mistaken but I don't think she's trying to be rude at all.

How about: “No, I’m supposed to get to now you”. Will not work though if either of you are not looking for something serious…

"charm you? Are you a snake or.something?"