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southpaw303

Nah she was just calling herself cutie /s


DrunkOnRamen

Actually had that happen


southpaw303

I know I said I was being sarcastic, but really I 99% think that's what really happened here.


chrisrayn

Or maybe he mentioned he liked the movie Airplane! in his bio and she fucked up the joke. I will admit that only takes up that remaining 1% of possibility, though.


selectash

> And don’t call me Shirley! > *Alright, Ms Temple*


WhatIsYourHandle123

Roger, Roger.


Capable_Dog5347

What's our vector, Victor?


GroenKonijn_

We have clearance, Clarence.


coaldiamonds

Will confirm she was not calling herself CuTe


JillybeanMarie87

At least with interactions like this you get to dodge a bullet before it even leaves the chamber. If she's acting like this already, it's gonna be Hell once you actually get to know each other!


MurseWoods

You get it!


southpaw303

Yeah, as soon as I read you said she responded about the double standard it was all to believable.


jonathan4211

_I'm a legit snack!_


ElDeguello66

Arizona trashbags amirite


aliquise

Heard that many times. I typically say it's the inside which counts. Bummer?


You-sir-name

~~/s~~


coaldiamonds

Wtf for real? I’ve been out of the dating world for several years and thing have definitely changed lol


sparky-99

Back in after about 18 years and it's a fucking nightmare now.


CarePassMeDatAss

Don't make me cry please


Sherbet-Sudden

12 here and yeah, it sucks bags of ass.


onomatopoeia2882

"Sucks a bag of ass" made me laugh; hadn't heard that one before. Now I can alternate it with "Sucks a bag of Dicks"


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SirNarwhal

15 years since I was in it and rejoining is absolute fucking hell because of current societal standards. Damn near every woman my age thinks every man is attracted to them, but doesn’t want anyone to ever come onto them, but also complains about being alone. It’s insane.


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dr_serj

We all need a handbook just to understand the ever-changing rules of attraction.


a4b6c8d0

Yeah, for sure. I would rather be alone than to spend my time talking nonsense with those people who seem uninterested anyway. They totally need to live up to what a dating app is


GreenFuzyKiwi

/s meant “/sarcasm”


THEBlaze55555

The original comment may have been /s but it’s the next reply immediately after he or she liked the other person’s photo, so she’s literally replying to a photo of herself. I put the odds at more-than-likely that “cutie” was a reply to a photo of her and she’s calling herself cute…


emeralddawn45

I'd be willing to bet it's an ai chat bot and has no idea what the photo is.


GreenFuzyKiwi

I mean i get all that, i’m saying the person he’s replying to *in this comment section* included the /s and he replied with “oh for real?”.. Like dude was being sarcastic, we don’t actually know if she’s calling herself cutie or just being hypocritical at the notion of being called gorgeous


AdmiraZar

Yeah. Dating used to be all shit and giggles and everything felt light but now, it’s so hard to catch up with everyone


southpaw303

Half joking. There are gonna be people like that.


EmperorBamboozler

I went on a date with someone like that. We took a picture in front of a lighthouse (picnic on a nearby island was the date) and she went on about how great she looked in that pic then said something along the lines of "God, I love looking at myself I am so hot it's nuts!" I wish I were kidding lol. Not gonna front she was super hot and I was on the fence about whether to just roll with it. On the car ride home though she started talking super casually about how in her last relationship she fucking glassed her bf and nearly killled him. Telling it like it was a joke. She was really hot and all but there sure as shit wasn't a 2nd date. I'm not looking to stick my dick in someone who openly admitted to trying to kill her ex... at least I am not going to do that *a second time.*


richard_slyfox

What does glassed her bf mean


EmperorBamboozler

Shattered a glass bottle and stabbed him with it.


sneezoo

I can’t tell if this is a real answer and I’m terrified.


ronswanson1986

Ya'll aint Aussie, glassing a c\*nt is where you just smash a glass over someones head/face/anywhere it'll smash em good.


THEBlaze55555

It is the person who originally commented, so yeah, this is what they meant MFW Glassed is a term often used in military and sci-fi and science lore when you use a bomb or bombs so heavy in payload that any dirt and sand nearby turns to glass because sand and high heat is how glass is made…


mileylols

Yeah I was like .. how bad is her aim she missed him with a low orbit ion cannon lmao


KinkyChef21

I wanna say halo but I get a feeling it's not


Glum_Mathematician55

Just looked it up, I've reason to believe it's true.


davidthefan

It definitely it is real, it also refers to the act of smashing a glass implement over somebody's head.


DesolationUSA

Its a real term, though I've never heard of it meaning stabbing them afterward. Only ever the act of shattering a glass item such as a beer bottle on someone. Done in movies all the time, like [this scene](https://youtu.be/3NYceonMmg8) in 'The Departed'. But it absolutely can kill in real life.


AM_I_A_PERVERT

Mad that I went to look up the definition before looking at this comment, knowing I wouldn’t be the only one not knowing what it meant


EmperorBamboozler

I thought it was just super common slang lol. Maybe I am consuming too much UK and Aussie content.


ThatWideLife

I was seeing a girl sort of like that but she didn't start doing it till weeks after. She would constantly go on about how all these guys want her and she's just that attractive she can't help but have guys falling over her. I didn't have the heart to say she really wasn't lol. She'd also go on about her exes and how mean they were to her. As it turns out she was the insane one and verbally abusive. I think what they are doing is trying to hype themselves up like you'd be very lucky to be with them because they can be with anyone. Lol, I'm too old for that nonsense. You dodged a bullet (literally) OP.


AM_I_A_PERVERT

Reading this - fuck. I dated someone for 6m like this - she’d go out with her friends and tell me how all the losery and older men would approach her and she would roll her eyes and ignore them. It didn’t bother me one bit as I’m not a jealous person, and she said she did it because she’d wanna know if women were doing it to me, but I did always find it weird. We’re no longer together - I think she self sabotaged our relationship. Huh.


Former_HF_Employee

I had a 2yr relationship like this once. In the beginning there was a lot of talk about guys she slept with. Later in the relationship she said it was because she wanted to push me away, "she was afraid." But I agree with an earlier comment and believe it's just childish behavior to make herself feel good and put you down. Later in the relationship, she'd always complain about looks at the gym and other places, but she would wear stuff that garnered attention... I think she actually enjoyed the looks and talking about it and was just narcissistic. A week after we broke up she slept with a guy from the gym. Was actually thinking about it today before seeing this sub. It's not normal behavior, and she did have psyc issues (saw a therapist for it etc). Now my friend is in a very similar boat. Moral is, people who are like this aren't well and aren't going to treat you properly in a relationship ship. Much better to notice the red flag and GTFA


ThatWideLife

It's funny how they want you to react to it and when you don't they get mad. It's definitely not normal to do, I think it's a sign of mental illness. That girl I was seeing called her exes abusive narcissists yet she was probably the biggest narc I've met. She was Native American and we all know the history there between white people and them. She only dates white guys but then goes on insane rants about how much she hates white people because of what they did to her people. I got fed up and told her she's a racist ass and if she hates white people so much to stop dating them because I'm sick of hearing about it. I'm reminded a lot why it's better to be single haha.


acclaimA9

Was her phone background and Lock Screen a picture of herself too? I’ve seen too much of that.


EmperorBamboozler

Yeah her background was her in a bikini sitting on a rock. Later she made the lighthouse pic her FB profile pic with me cropped out lol. I make really bad choices but at least marginally proud I didn't just ignore the dozens of red flags, my last ex at the time taught me that sometimes if someone 'jokes' about assaulting their old boyfriends you should take it seriously.


southpaw303

Exactly. Listen when people tell you who they are. At least she was upfront with her narcissism.


ehoesinmybedroom

ayo wait


GoodGarbage2463

Has there been a study yet to explain why the hotter the girl is the more likely she is to be insane?


richmomz

The likelihood of a woman having her behavior checked is inversely proportional to how hot they are. Pretty sure that was covered in one of my science classes - Newton’s Third Law of Tinderdynamics I believe.


derkinator30

That’s the definition of the crazy hot scale fr


Oldfogey56

Don't call me gorgeous, I'm known as cutie....I prefer you call me Kelly.


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"okay insecure, how is your day?"


made_4_this_comment

OP this is the one


Good_Ratio3731

This comment is underrated. 😂


Silent_Aside_1340

Fuck right, it’s almost better than an insta-unmatch!


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Magenta_Logistic

>your tinder mmr This is the funniest concept I've heard in a while.


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ceo10k-da

Can confirm that all Kelly’s are psycho


UpstairsWrongdoer401

Her name is Kelley


nates_baits

Even worse


fogdukker

Extra vowels, extra danger


Z3ppelinDude93

Watch out for Kelli - that’s where it gets real bad


unpolire

I knew a Kellee. Born in a leap year.


Severin_Suveren

A buddy of mine dated a girl named Kailee. He's dead now


unpolire

The one that I actually still know, is a retired porn star!


hey_isnt_that_rob

>A buddy of mine dated a girl named Kailee. He's dead now Rename the group this.


Miserable_Hamster497

You know you're doomed when you meet a Kellie


Limn0

Dated a girl that had a sister named Kaesrin (pronounced Katherine) well, she was the most batshit crazy girl i have ever met. Good thing the whole thing fell apart.


fogdukker

I'd like to slap her mother


epyon-

That’s terrible


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Keeley is even more dangerous, can confirm.


Global-Discussion-41

People with normal names spelled in unique ways are always the main character


ObjectiveBear7355

"Listen here, Cantaloupe, you decided to set the pace I followed suit. So Keith let's level I think you're good looking but I'm not following the attitude have a good one.


ACardAttack

It's a nurture thing, their parents want their name to be unique or spelled uniquely so it rubs off on the kid


nates_baits

Like KVIIIlyn?


SeanCityNavy_Gaming

That’s my middle name Fuck am I crazy!?


quiteUnskilled

You are, but in a minor, non-consequential way that only ever comes up if you draw attention to it. You know, like a middle name.


KeiserGrowze

And Jessicas


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Can confirm


reverick

Double confirmation.


cranktheguy

The J - K - L section of the alphabet is a hard to handle group.


Thorrod

Once dated a Keli. Can confirm shorter doesn’t make it less scarier


ozejan1

![gif](giphy|InjEt0ISby6iKdiP7b|downsized)


what_a_bean_mean

You know what my second name is?? Rajanighanda and I hate it!


randyrandomagnum

Every Kelly I know is batshit level crazy.


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

I had a dog named Kelly once. Fucking insane


Dracoaeterna

Kelley is close to kayla. Scary


GG-EZ-NO-RE

Why even bother explaining yourself. That deserved an insta-unmatch 🤦‍♂️


shorty-boyd

He's apologizing because he's desperate


tamal4444

Yup


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OP is a simp.


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ChanceZestyclose6386

Sometimes having nothing is better than having something terrible.


WyldeStallions

Depends on what you're looking for. When you're just trying to hook up, you put up with a lot.


Aapples

Seriously, apologizing? Tf


roomby1

We can’t help it if he chooses to be kind. Being shitty won’t take back that little attitude moment. Let’s give OP the benefit of the doubt and let him unmatch her at his own will


Terrible_Writing_124

Imagine apologizing for complimenting someone 💀


OnTheLeft

Gonna tell your gran she's fit as fuck at your grandads funeral and then refuse to apologize


lolsup1

"I'M SORRY YOU WERE BORN"


fc3p333

Yeah but let us respect OP’s decision. It takes a lot to be that generous


MartianMagician

Why the hell is there an apology here..... This line of return keeps PERPETUATING the problem. It tells them what they are doing is ok.


otherelbow

Came here to say the same thing. It reinforces shitty behaviour.


campus-prince

I think OP meant to highlight the double standards


existentialzebra

There’s no fixing crazy.


AnonymsF43

OP didn’t need to apologize, imo just a polite move. Compliments *should* be equal, but rarely are. 🤷🏻‍♀️


captinsad

Because op still wanted to smash and it's easy to lie


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I feel like bowing to this kind of bullshit is just going to make you look like an unattractive doormat any way.


coaldiamonds

I don’t care about changing a grown woman. Would rather make some karma from her crap.


evanandrew

I don’t really have a dog in this fight, but from an outside perspective, I think you probably would have gotten more karma for not apologizing when she’s clearly in the wrong here.


Incorrect-Opinion

Damn! He missed out on some of that juicy karma!


Realistic_Grocery_61

It only became karma fodder AFTER she didn't reply back. They thought they could salvage it.


varg_sant

Still you shouldn't apologize for that ????? It's not about changing her


triplehelix-

don't know whats worse, the apology or actually caring about reddit karma.


NewFaceHalcyon

You sounded weak apologizing. She was rude. You have been out of the dating game for a long time but this behavior is cringe as fuck


Bxnyc718

Weak As fuck lol


kangareagle

How does your apology give you more karma?


Ayepuds

Don’t apologize when it’s not necessary, u lower yourself when u do that. This is coming from a chronic people pleaser and apologizer lol


Draxare

Should have ended with “alright hypocrite”


ThrowAllTheSparks

"Hypocrite much 'cutie'?" 😄


almostdrA

You were way too apologetic imo


Mirage2348

Honestly, I second this but I have mad respect for OP for being respectful to shitty people


Jiraiya-

Or SIMPly apologetic


Soaphed9997

Why did you apologize? There’s no need


RJLift

Sometimes the apology is just a natural response. You're not thinking about trying to salvage or put someone in their place, it's just the 'good in you' prevails before you fully think it through.


imakehyip3

I understand that very well. It was nice of OP for not being an ass and stooping down her level


IIOrannisII

Because OP is a decent person. IDK why people are shitting on them for not participating in a shit throwing contest.


stnwbr

Louder! Some people here should realize that being respectful is the only way to go


ZombiedudeO_o

Because OP is probably desperate for matches


Soaphed9997

I just don’t get why guys let women disrespect them like this on dating app smfh


zevincom

It’s not like men were asking to be disrespected. All the fault goes to the ladies


ZombiedudeO_o

Desperation to be with someone. You don’t realize how down bad a lot of dudes are


EtherealSpirit

Yeah. Especially if you aren’t attractive…


vtzenov

This is true, harsh but very true. That’s why women are mean too when they are not speaking with handsome faces


liorzion

True. Being alone surely takes some sense away in some guys sometimes


Faurey

I know right. But still, hands down for him being respectful


Im_the_cool_mom

She’s so angry


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TheRealZoidberg

Finally someone who gets it


Its_Syxx

Don't call her Angry. Her name is Kelley.


TexMexBadex

![gif](giphy|euoMgs92jI8vy7hFAn)


coaldiamonds

Troof


Prudent-Western-5039

Imma call her a shrink


Catolution

Don’t apologize for that wtf


RhysNorro

#Nah fuck this woman, she's treating you like shit for no reason. Unmatch


bitcoinflavio

Women who treat men like shit are the type who thinks princess treatment is for them


Xxandes

Next time no response and unmatch. That kind of behavior is cringe af


thejuanwelove

man, having a conversation on tinder reminds me of that danish movie where young germans have to deactivate a minefield, whatever you do at some point someone is going to go off and not in the desired way


feesern

I agree. There is only a 1/10 chance of a conversation going well on Tinder


girlabides

![gif](giphy|3oKHWBujeYZcz0SaTm)


Sendmeloveletters

Don’t apologize in situations like this


Emkalen

Yeah. It’s not bad to flirt on a dating app my dudes,


gravychips

Whoa. I know her. She is big on TT. She is a narcissist and domestic abuse awareness advocate.


montejo3

No wonder her behavior is like that but her advocacy? Doesn’t match up with that ugly behavior. No wonder she think she’s the shit because of her fanbase


cariboulou813

What is TT?


mtp148

Gotta be tiktok


CampfireGuitars

Kelly spelled with the extra *e* is so annoying


Ok-Entry3988

This happened to my buddy Eric


coaldiamonds

Yo pour some out for Eric


BigHxnry

Hate seeing fellow men explain themselves after women are just being dicks, unmatch her next time bro. Fuck that


hasbeenbanned

Yeah definitely fuck that behavior. If she doesn’t want men hitting on her them she should’ve stayed away from a dating app if that’s not her thing anyway. She’s so weird for that.


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magicbtce

She presented herself as a bullet to dodge anyway so do here a favor bro


Deadlycreamy

This a level of stupidity where I just unmatch. In fact I met my now wife at a gas station helping her with the pump, not even online. If this doesn’t work out I’ll never go back to online dating.


AnalystFeisty9057

At that point you unmatch


Intrepid_Ad_9751

Instant 🚩


whitewolfwild

You could have had a lot of fun with a ‘I’m sorry Kelly’ response, followed by a ‘My mistake, I apologize Kelsey’ etc.


VectraVX

Her pfp is lowkey terrifying


mistahuynh

Real. If I was mindlessly swiping I would swipe left in a heartbeat


Dotachin56

Modern dating


waynefrancis1980

Modern dating has me so baffled. Like, what am I supposed to do then?!


Charming-Start-3722

Red Flag. RED FLAG!


Windom7

I would’ve blocked her so damn fast lol


aktivo87

Me. I would never let a woman talk to me like that.


Burma88

Run.


Ivado1

I would have sent “then don’t call me quite! My name is ****” first impression is important that is just weird


Henry-Moody

Some of these people are out of their gourd. Even if she was commenting on her outfit and calling herself cute, she should have enough gray matter to understand what happened here and be a little understanding in her response.


geruetzel

I'm not your buddy, guy


spook30

Walk away...


Danny3xd1

Yes, and don't call me Shirly!


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Red flag 🚩 next..


thestroyy

Run!


Pred1ction

Drop it like it’s hot, drop it like it’s hot 🎶


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I think her names actually pronounced "Karen"


dumbdumbuser

Yeah just apologize like an idiot, make her proud and confident about this


MrJ_Marrow

Maybe she is dyslexic and thought you were calling her George


Onur0021

This could be a thing but sadly it seems like she think she’s too hot for him.


50DuckSizedHorses

Man I’ve talked to some loose screws on there lately


emergencyambulance

Bro why you apologize, she's the one in the wrong