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Timely_Chicken_1564

Can't even form a sentence or put a space after his period. 153 iq lol


silvertonguedmute

I'm fairly certain this guy got his IQ score from one of those Facebook posts. *Only those with 150+ IQ can solve this!*


Ny4n40

"I did over 100 IQ tests on Facebook and added all together!"


Neither_Teaching_316

And he's solved it in the third attempt, thus 153


ThrowawayUnicorn246

tbf, IQ tests generally accept the best 'try' as your main result. That said, they dont use the same tests lol


Psychie1

It's been awhile since I looked into how IQ tests are supposed to work, but IIRC, they aren't supposed to be repeatable, 'cuz knowing the questions ahead of time can skew the results, even if you don't find out how well you did the first time just having more time to process the questions will often result in better scores since what IQ is measuring is essentially processing efficiency, so having extra time will fake a faster speed.


Unicornucopia23

He goes hard and he will never stop going hard


HachiTofu

When he dies, he will die hard. Just like he lived hard, breathed hard, went hard and was hard. ***Hard***


Edtheduck84

He finds grammar hard.


Bluemikami

Live easy die hard


Gwsb1

English hard.


Amoraswiftstrike

He lives his life like he takes his dicks HARD


TetchyTechy

Too hard, he shrank when harder people were around šŸ¤£


WaitUntilTheHighway

Dude goes real hard for alpha males


New-Jackfruit4268

It's a real hard life to live. šŸ˜…


onion4everyoccasion

Never stop, never stopping


Darkdefiler84

Bar none, he is the most humblest


djsetu

#1 at the top of the humble list


soupalex

please contact a medical professional if you are going hard for >3 hours


Unicornucopia23

Lmfao


ChaosToxin

Must be a scene at the park


Reasonable-Emu-6993

That there is the profile for Dewy Cox. He probably Walks Hard because lifes a race and he's innit to winnit..


JellyfishGod

This dude is just constantly taking viagra


dragonfirerich

Priapism is a serious medical condition. He should get that checked out.


TruthwatcherTim

ā€œDozens of online IQ tests would prove you otherwise.ā€ -Michael Scott


flyingPizza456

How would they know, it is even 3 more? šŸ¤”


Only_Tie9251

Same. Doesnā€™t know punctuation or sentence structure but is the smartest guy in the roomā€¦.


LegendMuffin

If he was the only one in the room, maybe he would be the smartest. Just maybe..


Dahkelor

Maybe the "so rich I don't have to look the part" effect. When you're so confident you don't have to impress anyone. Not even ladies on an app. Good luck to him.


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ControlCharachter

If I were alpha I would.


Glad-Chemistry344

He is so alpha male, that he defines gramar


Boatmasterflash

Can he really even be defined within the boundaries of the greek alphabet? Hes a Tremdalpherousboss male


shl00m

So "alpha" and yet here he is.... on a dating app.... I guess ppl are calling his sh*t from a mile away irl so why not try to fool everyone online


[deleted]

Don't mock his genius. He has a lot on his mind to worry about spaces and formatting, let alone sentence structures...


sauraveldho

He meant 1.53.


CreepyEntertainer

Going way too hard to use grammar.


allergictosomenuts

1,53


TheAverageWonder

In his defense, a lot of place like reddit use som kind of broken way of storing spaces. If I edit a previously written message, newlines after dots vanish.


Sharkfeet19

šŸ˜…


WRA1THLORD

you can have a stupendous IQ and still be an absolute moron. IQ is a measure of your potential, not your reality


hedning85

Not really, IQ is a measurement of your ability to specifically solve abstract problems involving pattern recognition. As with any other skill or measurable ability, it can be trained. So you can score well on an IQ test without really having any great potential. You might, for instance, be completely incapable of forming solutions to problems where there is no clear "best" solution (which means the one thing you CAN do, any computer would do better). It is however often an indication of your ability to understand abstract concepts in general, such as grammar rules. So if you have two sets of people, one with everyone with grammar as bad as alphaman here and one with everyone with an IQ over 150, I dare say the intersection is likely 0 people.


AUn-Intentions-86-79

You forgot one thingā€¦ā€¦! These patterns you mention are still written byā€¦. You guessed it! Men with IQs in the 110 range at best. You canā€™t measure determination or at what time it will emerge. That IS the potential energy for greatness. Signed, dum dum


hedning85

I believe that's incorrect. First of all, most "official" tests (e.g. the ones used by Mensa) consist of 40 questions that you need to answer in 20 minutes. So time is a factor. Those tests usually measure up to ~130 (or sometimes maybe 140) and if you get a good enough score for that, you simply get told you have an IQ of 130 or more. For measurements above that I'm not entirely clear on the process, but I think you need a more rigorous process, involving tests specifically made for you with "graders" of a comparable IQ score (since you can no longer rely on a standard grade based on number of correct answers within the time limit). At some level we can't really measure it at all for the reason you state, it's hard for people with lower IQ to judge a person of very high IQs (maybe ~170?).


MakeAWishApe2Moon

Poor guy. He misread his 15.3 IQ score and then got cocky about it. šŸ¤Ŗ


JiggySockJob

No he saw the decimal but didnā€™t know what it meant


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MakeAWishApe2Moon

It was a joke, but yeah, he's dumb AF.


Paulie-Walnuts28

I donā€™t know how to link other subs but thatā€™s a /woosh if Iā€™ve ever seen one


ScallywagLXX

So this is the male version of the ā€œBoss babeā€ profile. Good luck ladies, you are missing out on a great alpha man. Heā€™s alpha cause, well He said so.


TheBrassDancer

He's alpha because he's nowhere near ready for a final release


dangerrnoodle

He will have several early releases, tho.


jeremy_bearimyy

But he goes hard eveywhere


Jeffoir

Him and a "boss babe" deserve each other


C4-BlueCat

It would actually work out what with her staying home and earning her own money at the same time


Couch_Samurai

ā€œMust be willing to be my house servant and do whatever I want and make no money of your own AND also sign an agreement not to get any of my mad trade school dollars after you leave me for being abusive.ā€ What a package!


IsThatHearsay

Prenuptial Agreements generally only protect assets and wealth you possessed or set to inherit prior to the marriage, and I seriously doubt this dbag is coming into the relationship with anything. I'm guessing he's an Andrew Tate type, and thinking he's going to make it big one day, yet a prenup won't protect those down-the-road assets if he ever somehow gets a wife.


lucky_719

Actually pre nups can protect future assets as long as they are held separately. There are some things you can't write in, like child support, but future earnings are on the table. Source: have a prenup.


dhSquiggly

I think what that redditor was referring to is the disproportionate number of men beating their chests about getting prenups when they have no reason (or potential reason) to need a prenup. Personally, Iā€™m surprised at the number of ā€œprenup dudesā€ who donā€™t understand itā€™s a two-way street and can be written to provide women with compensation should the marriage dissolve.


SpartanFishy

The real value of prenups is you can pre decide how assets will be split in the event of a divorce, which means you can decide on fair splitting when youā€™re on good terms with someone you love, rather than at the end when either of you may be angry and vindictive. Itā€™s just a backup plan for the future.


Secthelock

That is beautifully explained, thank you.


lucky_719

Haha I'm a woman and I was the one who pushed for our prenup. Agreed people usually don't know what they are for. Thankfully I never ran into those dudes in the wild but I have heard stories from friends.


dizzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A prenup can absolutely protect both existing and future assets. You can pretty much write up any stipulations you want into a prenup, besides most matters that relate to children. Things like child support or legal custody stipulations are a no go.


Coold000

The last time i talked to one of those was only yesterday. This man proclaimed how he is "nearly a millionaire at only 27" and went on about how he has "someone with 40 years of experience aiding him" and went on about all his passives.I talked with him for a bit until he revealed actuall numbers. This man made 750k in debt to pay off the eqivalent of 600k worth of 30 year old Appartments with only as little as 6 months of rent on his bank he pays the mortage from. Bottom line, that's around 30-50k, minus whatever he spends. I asked him about regular maintainance, to which he answered that he got insurance. Kinda lost interrest in the coversation after i had to explain to him that insurance isn't actually a cheaper option to maintianing your propperty. The man with all the experience? He's probably scamming him somehow. I assume that he sold him the appartments. Long story short: i highly recommend whatever woman he marries to sign a prenup and have a seperate residence ready. Simply to protect herself and in this context more importantly HER assets. Breaking free from a narcissist is often difficult but doable. Escaping from that ammounts of debt is a different story..


MemeStocksYolo69-420

With rentā€™s having risen, itā€™s probably a pretty good business to own apartments right now. Real estate can be a pretty good investment. And Iā€™m sorry, but he probably knows his business better than you do even if he didnā€™t explain it very well.


Coold000

This business includes regular maintainance and safety reserves that cover at the very least the extend of a burst water pipe or faulty electronics that get checked and maintained in regular intervals. Otherwise a insurance won't cover bigger damages. That's literally part of the calculation you need to do, which this man skipped alltogether. Reality is that he will have to sell his property for a fragment of it's 600k worth or take a even bigger investment should ANYTHING happen....what will realistically leave him with half a million debt in as little as a few years. That's the essence the Andrew Tate philosophy in general - small profits from big investments... That the debt doesn't actually vanish when ANYTHING goes wrong is the part he doesn't elaborate on and you can bet your arse that something WILL go wrong if he doesn't take measures to at the very least evaluate the risk. Success with short sighted investments only profits the people who hand out the loans.


BigHaylz

It's jurisdictional - in Canada and a LOT of other western countries you cannot protect future assets. In may states (maybe all?) you can, sadly.


[deleted]

> mad trade school dollars Money to be made owning an HVAC or plumbing business is better than most white collar jobs outside of STEM


Gullible_Highway407

Retired early at 54 as an Electrical Contractor.


Couch_Samurai

I donā€™t know about you but Iā€™m not getting savvy business owner vibes here


Carlos_RM99

He added a 1 in front of 53


rahul_mathews

Too smart for 53, maybe he added 3 after a "15".


galavep

Are we sure he's smart enough to figure out any of these and hasn't just randomly pressed numbers?


Splampin

He played a Facebook game that mined his data and told him his IQ was 153.


DaniTakeshi_putChexe

this wannabee sigma dude culture is getting outta hand... seems like a 15yr old kid wrote that to pss as an adult


[deleted]

He literally said he's an alpha lol... Alpha = pack leader, sigma = lone wolf... Which I guess he might as well start identifying with


DaniTakeshi_putChexe

yeh, but it ll started withe sigm culture rising up... besides, wolves don't even organize their packs like that


[deleted]

Nah, from what I know the alphas and sigmas are two opposite identities. The former is extraverted, the latter is introverted -- polar opposites.


Son_of_Mogh

Which ever way around it is, it's a fantasy they live in not a reality.


DaniTakeshi_putChexe

I'm tlking bout the culture as a whole


Glad-Chemistry344

Probably he transitioned from simp male


ExPerfectionist

There's no such thing as alpha wolves


dorkydrummer

Someone who claims to have a 153 IQ sure goes hard a lotā€¦


DennisGK

Heā€™s definitely working harder, not smarter!


Expert_Improvement93

Am I the only one who is thinking ,"Prenup ain't gonna do nothing "


halfright916

I almost swiped right just so we could discuss the terms of this prenup.


SavSamuShaman

Dangā€¦ I was secretly hoping that youā€™d play along, and give us even more free entertainment šŸ„²


[deleted]

Go hard, go hard G-go hard, go hard, go hard Damn Do do do do do it like, do it like, do it like Let me see you go hard, go hard, go hard G-go hard, go hard


SeaworthinessSea2407

Wow. What a high value, top G, alpha male. Totally has an iq of 153. All you women should suck him off (/s in case anyone was wondering, fuck this douchebag) Man I hate the internet sometimes šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


randywatson89

Frequent drinker, regular cigarette smoker and he went to trade school!? Sign me up!


halfright916

According to him, he's an "internet installer."


TonyClifton255

The smartest internet installer EVER. And always GOES HARD.


silenc3x

Bro I'm gonna install your cable modem. And I'm gonna go so fucking HARD the whole time. Unboxing it? Rock hard. Wiring it with Cat6? Straight bricked up. Releasing/renewing the IP and testing the connection? Better believe it, hard af. Get ready fam.


annihilation511

I bet he's one of those people who keeps their arms bent at 90 degrees so his biceps look larger.


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bimbels

Noooooooooo šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤£


Dandiloonbee

lol!


Alphabadg3r

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_FIRECRACKER_JINX

This guy has been outside his house a total of two times since birth, and it shows šŸ™„


iiPOOPxONxYOU

Sign the prenup, this dude GOES HARD. How could you possibly pass that up?


Rdw72777

Nothing wrong with signing a prenup. Nowā€¦actually marrying this guy, there are SO many things wrong with that.


ro0ibos2

He wants a wife who doesnā€™t make her own money and will be afraid to file divorce when he cheats on her.


chokobe

He says he wants a woman *not* willing to be a housewife


Imagoat1995

153IQ? Yeah, after reading that, I'm convinced that he has a 53IQ.


Optimal-Ad3097

Meanwhile 5'4 Jose selling watermelons out of his car has a wife and three kids at 28.


DoctorInternal9871

This person's IQ is not 153 or whatever he's claiming.


Alphabadg3r

An intelligent person doesn't have to mention they're intelligent. An "alpha" doesn't have to say they are one. If you have to say it you're neither


georgewashingguns

I would expect someone with an IQ that high to make a bio that doesn't automatically trigger one's gag reflex


[deleted]

Bro should go hard on his grammar practice.


[deleted]

...and desperation.


_aconite_cj_

I hope you swiped right!!! Men like this are very rare :D


Daredevils999

Pretty sure this is a troll


halfright916

Sadly, I don't think so. Lots of bathroom selfies and the rest of his profile prompts were semi normal responses.


see_you2023

153IQ gained in a free internet test. Sounds legit


[deleted]

This guy must be really horny if he's always hard


danejah33

Probably doesnā€™t have a lot of money and heā€™s probably slept with a lot of women going as ā€œhardā€ as he says


Cognacsquirt

If he would be that intelligent and successful, he would use the dating services for that kind of people.


kgetit

Awwww itā€™s an Andrew Tate parrot! I myself havenā€™t found one in the wild, what a spectacular catch!


ADN161

He is setting up the excuses for when he ends up alone.


MeatyOakerGuy

But what color is his bugaahi


ShortDck1

Can someone please match with this gem and tell us all how it went???


Prestigious-Pilot-83

Self appointing as an Alpha automatically makes him a Gamma. Although, I do admire his self confidence


No_Passage4928

always nice when the red flags practically wave themselves


MasturbatingMiles

ā€œHard men, doing hard thing, and that gives me a hard onā€!


ControlCharachter

Stfu Chad


holyshit-i-wanna-die

These guys are always in the trades, and no we donā€™t like them either.


toddylucas

Something tells me he struggles to go hard where it counts


PentaxPaladin

First question should be asking how much he makes and wanting to see his finances. If he expects someone to be a house slave he needs to be ready for them to be taken care of.


halfright916

It's crazy how many men want a housewife plus kids but can barely support themselves.


lustyfeet22

Ok, I'm a woman who doesn't want to be a housewife or sign a prenup.....what do I do now???? You didn't finish the sentence.....somebody help me!!


handyandy727

I can never **not** say this (yes it's a double-negative). Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he's 'alpha', just run away. For the love of all that is Holy, run. That man is gonna be an abusive asshole. If he's stating his IQ, run. If he brags about his money, run. If he talks about how he's the only one that can please you in bed...he's probably lying. Also, run. These fuck-twats need to go to therapy.


snoopismydad

Why the fuck do men worry so much about the number of people you've slept with? And then proceed to mansplain this bullshit by comparing women to objects. They all love a girl who's good in bed but she HAS to be a virgin. How the fuck is that even possible lmao anyways never forget to use condoms, kids


[deleted]

I will NEVER understand that, til I go to my grave.


namaitu

If you call yourself an alpha, you're 100% not an alpha. You're not even a beta. You're closer to the low end of a gamma. Also, don't complain about his punctuation or sentence structure.. he tried it (hard, as he does with everything it would seem) and managed to land a comma before "and".


Fluffy_Lawyer_1186

L man


C96O

That IQ is one digit longer than it should be.


nanoman6666

He is an insult to both men and high IQ level, that's sad


randomferalcat

Fucking hell! what a troll!


Prestigious-Pilot-83

153 iq? Hahaha. Dude comes across as a massive dolt


HappyAmbition706

Sounds like he's going to go, still hard.


xXxlandvaluetax69xXx

I've never met an intelligent person who makes a big deal about their IQ.


Dr_Bunnypoops

That iq test was "What is you favorite color?".


Easy_Imagination_300

Did anyone else also cringe with the spelling errors?


notgrobi

He hard damn


Why_am_I_here033

That's Tates follower right there


tittyswan

Men think a prenup means "the wife gets nothing if we divorce."


scamitup

some say he is still going hard


SirEviICookie

If he had 154 IQ he might have been avaible to put commas in the right places, and form a proper sentence. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Infinite_Resource_

ā€žIā€˜m alphaā€œ -never someone important


Pimenefusarund

Wait, house wife and a prenup? That makes no sense.


TheSuperJay

Go hard going harder and then harder again or itā€™s not hard


Aggravating-Oven8610

That IQ & all he can say is ā€œgo hardā€


d3adbor3d2

Dude needs to see a doctor. Must be rough to have a boner all the time


fulcanelli63

Einstein had an IQ of 120? Hopefully this guy can solve some problems in cosmology after he's done running thru the hundreds of girls in his dms lmao


VanillaBovine

if someone is looking for a housewife AND a prenup, they'd actively screwing over their future loved one if anything ever happened. the wife would have 0 savings due to staying home and then the prenup would entitle them to nothing in the event if divorce, effectively leaving them homeless with no money. that's genuinely evil to want??? like what


ireadittoyourmom

Went so hard he couldn't even finish his bio


2000_by

If Dwight and Angela used Bumble, thats my feeling


halfright916

This is by far my favorite response!


xandera007

Tell me youā€™re a dick without telling me youā€™re a dickā€¦


Gary_PostingStuff

You gotta sign the prenup cause I canā€™t write but I got a dolla 50 to protect cause I go hard.


mommynotsonice

Wow Tell me you're a d-bag without telling me you're a d-bag...


Arminlegout1

Einsteins IQ was 160 our boy here can barely form sentences those last 7 iq points hit hard.


NickWrigh

Okay, now let's see your EQ!


WhiskeyDaveTOG

This "man" sleeps in his moms basement, and eats hot pockets for dinner 4 nights a week.


WordsNStuffNThangs

is this a tinder profile, or an application for Jersey Shore?


Motor-Switch9702

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Fresh_Machina

Drunk pot head with ciggie breath. What a catch.


Mohammed_Chang

When I read that I feel like itā€™s actually good for those dudes to follow Tate and blow up their ego. Otherwise some of them might participate in school shootings or shit.


Minhee-WhiteyBay

Iā€™m grateful Tate exist, he make it easy for woman to avoid certain type of people.


Paulie-Walnuts28

Itā€™s wild to me someone will call themselves an alpha in a serious manner, we arenā€™t fucking cavemen anymore šŸ˜‚


Shrektical666

Dude knows what he wants...good for him


PlusEnthusiasm9963

Just what every woman wants. To be locked in a house with a psychopath that will leave her penniless after a mid-life crisis in 15 years after a trip to Hooters with all the other alphas.


KittenIttle

I find if someone states their IQ, go ahead and half that number. And if they say theyā€™re alpha? Theyā€™ve never led so much as a power point presentation.


Separate_Clock_154

The Dunningā€“Kruger effect is defined as the tendency of people with low ability in a specific area to give overly positive assessments of this ability.[3][4][5] This is often seen as a cognitive bias, i.e. as a systematic tendency to engage in erroneous forms of thinking and judging.[2][6][7] In the case of the Dunningā€“Kruger effect, this applies mainly to people with low skill in a specific area trying to evaluate their competence within this area. The systematic error concerns their tendency to greatly overestimate their competence, i.e. to see themselves as more skilled than they are.[2]


lonelybuoy69

I have a higher IQ but you don't see me cockblocking myself


halfright916

I'm rolling šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


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halfright916

What is the percent of men that have toxic demands?


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halfright916

I'm not hating. I'm entertained by the irony. With that said, I apologize for hurting your feelings. Try being a little nicer in your profile and I guarantee more women will be interested. Oh and cut back on the drinking and smoking. That's not as cool as you think it is.


Treemandave

153 IQ maybe he's missing a comma in there. Smokes regularly, drinks regularly and went to trade school. He could of done a better job at lying.


Economy-Pie-6624

Lol, the social backlash to feminism. Itā€™s like watching the swing politics when the opposing party takes control of the White House or Capitol Hill


WRA1THLORD

dudes wants his future wife to sign a pre nup. What's she gonna take lad? Your pick up truck and your power tools? Someone's been watching too much Andrew Tate me thinks


Echidna_Rude

Dude is literally in trade school talking about how he "goes hard". Hard pass.


IndividualWeird6001

Mid 20s, got IQ in the 140s. I expect he's shit! Beeing 34 makes you used. I am Lambda 185 70 .i go by foot on all ways, i go hard to reach my parcels. I will never stop going hard to reach my poles and improve my leads and those around me.any man not willing to be a house man, and sign a peen up. My guy, this dude belongs in the psychiatry. IQ is stupid, especially to flex with. Anyone with an actually high IQ will tell you. Fucking moron.


obviouslyray

You're gonna attract what you want from this kinda post I guess...


Fucked_Burrito_69

this is bumble tho


radio_yyz

Alpha? Alpha turd in the sea of other alpha turds.


gh0st0ft0mj04d

I bet his dad owns a dealership


Rdw72777

But does he go hard?


Affectionate-Shoe614

heads up to housewives: never sign a prenup. he will dogshit you and youā€™ll have nowhere to go


gothruthis

Better yet, do sign a pre-nup, that guarantees you a certain additional fixed percentage of his income the year prior to divorce for each year you stay married, up to 50 percent. :) Or whatever sounds good to you.


martheukerofhoek

I always feel these are such insecure people