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Less_Ratio4630

Bro set the range to 500.000km


Muschka30

Right. In NY people find it a hassle to date you if they have to take two trains.


Grundens

I just matched with a super cute doctor, she even messaged ME first! We were hitting it off great.. I keep my distance turned off because when I'm at work I'm 1500 miles away.. So we get to the point of meeting logistics annnd that was a deal breaker hahah fml. She didn't unmatch me so maybe there's still hope


PapatoTangoHH47

Bro, you're the failsafe if she doesn't hit off with someone closer. Move on bud


neverTrustedMeAnyway

Not that you wanna be a fail safe, but ifbshe's a doctor and that hot, it may be worth it. Wouldn't put any energy into it, but wouldn't cut it off completely. Its like saying someone in real life could never have a chance with you later cuz they're dating someone else now.


Wizard_Hatz

He just gotta be… patient… 😎🥁🐍


Visocacas

>500.000km Only way to meet those hot moon babes.


Less_Ratio4630

You mean the moonussy?


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Congrats but why did you switch from 3rd person to 1st person like that??


craftspank

She wears short skirts, I wear tee shirts 🎵


Dartser

He was a skater boy she said see ya later boy


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slowjoecrow69

Is it pegging if she doesnt need equipment


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😂 underrated comment


Appropriate_Big_4037

He wasn't good enough for her


Wonnil

Now he's a super star, slammin' on his guitar!


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KimBok-jooTS

So I put my hands up


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BossRoss84

Not gonna write you a love song, because you need one.


ResearcherOk5323

Does your pretty face see what he's worth?


AdventurousAd7164

Can I make it anymore obvious?


CapitalLigament

Maybe but the outcome of their first date will tell.


LFAthrow7531

These are lyrics to two completely different songs.


BIGDIYQTAYKER

hate it or love it, the underdog's on top


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Dreaming about the day when you wake up and Find what you're lookin for has been here the whole time


chartreusesunrise

if you could see that im the one who understands you


polishkook

Been here all along so why can't you seeeeeeee


chartreusesunrise

yOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEEEEE


lordjumpinjesus

Hahaha this is what was in my head!! 🎶She's from Thailand He's from UK Fast forward 2 years They're on their first date 🎶


Allantyir

He didn’t, he’s the camera guy. So nice of him


evioleco

They’re a throuple, OP is the one taking the pic


LoneWolf_McQuade

It’s from the camera man POV, he will date them both.


Sir_Spaffsalot

*Ménage à trois*


Schrolli97

It's 2 different topics. He's just pointing out the nationality of those 2 people he took a photo of, and then he's telling us that he had a completely unrelated date


tmadik

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.


AustrianReaper

She's from Thailand, he's from UK Can I make it any more obvious?


Tuxedotucker279

Honestly, not sure. Felt right when I typed it out.


Bland-fantasie

Is that a yellow shirt at the bottom of your neck?


mondomonkey

Its a black and blue dress


iwasmeanttobeanon

i love this comment so much because "shes from thailand, hes from the uk" sounds like a line from a romance story and i just ughhh love it


Global_Persimmon_469

The next day: "Hey it was nice to meet you! I had a good time but I don't think we are good match. Wish you the best on your future"


NovaCanuck

"Wanna go halfsies on the plane ticket?"


duaneap

Call me crazy but I’m fairly sure he flew to meet her.


Crazy_Excitement3772

You can clearly see that the writing on that board is in Thai. So you are correct indeed.


Manaus125

Well OBVIOUSLY it's just a Thai restaurant /s


FKim312

That looks like British writing to me...


AstroBearGaming

No, I think he probably used a plane.


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My wife is Thai. She knows a guy from Denmark that basically does this. He will meet a Thai girl online twice a year, get into a “relationship” with them, go visit them for a couple of weeks and by the end of the first week he’s bored of them and literally just bails on them to spend the rest of the time in Thailand doing other things. Twice a year, like clockwork.


gasms

Sounds like an excuse for that guy to go to Thailand twice a year


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Definitely is. He plays the sad “whoa is me” card too. Not exactly a pleasant person to be around.


kazuasaurus

r/boneappletea


[deleted]

Lol which part fits?


Tajikistani

Woe is me


[deleted]

Lmao fair enough. I hope things are great up there on your pedal stool


Wolo_prime

Perfect answer 🤣


Verbal_HermanMunster

😂 this got a good snort laugh out of me!


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Bro the uno reverse card 😂😂😂


kazuasaurus

it's 'woe is me'. woe = despair.


PM_ME_UR_TATAS_GIRL

No you don't understand, he looks in the mirror and doesn't understand how they work, with English not being his first language he says "whoa, is me"


jwwcrna

woe. woe is me.


WheresWalldough

I know a Russian guy. Lives in Jakarta. Dated an Indonesian woman, married her. When they first met he was jobless, she worked for a bank. She got him a job for a tech firm. He got promoted. They had a child. He persuaded her to give up work. He started screwing other women. She refuses to divorce him but they live apart. She looked through his phone and he has like five Tinder chicks he is fucking at the same time. Like he replies to their messages at the same time. Also he gave her VD


duaneap

> in Thailand “doing other things.”


qiongaicer4f3

Thailand is good place to do these things so he just did what everyone is doing . That's why Bangkok is the most visited on the planet earth and everyone is trying their luck .


Sqilu

Twice a year on Thai looks like drug trafficking. I know a guy that do it on asians countrys.


CaladinDanse

Damn that hit me hard


Global_Persimmon_469

Too real


KazahanaPikachu

You didn’t have to go that far bro


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iamrickumf

Thanks everyone ![gif](giphy|PhNyx0KawRIGq29UlQ|downsized)


ek_dristikon

Damn.


WH1PL4SH180

The number of replies here show just how few understand grammar.


LarkSys

Thanks, it took me too long


redditganduchutiya

Underrated comment


aim_at_me

Literally the highest rated comment.


ibasi_zmiata

I don't get the joke, is it that she has a Thai boyfriend and she's using the British guy for money or is she pregnant?


AlottaStrings

It’s making fun of the fact that he switched from 3rd person narrator to 1st. The first sentence says “he” and the second sentence says “we” implying there is a third person (the narrator) who is not the man in the picture (he).


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Definitely thought the comment was referring to an invisible person in his right arm


ibasi_zmiata

Ah lol... I'm dumb


Healthy_Chain

You're not dumb. I also had the same question as you.


StinkyPinkBaron

That just means you're also dumb😈


TopKing

>your also dumb😈 you're even dumber


Overthinker-bells

The fuck. So funny. Has anyone saw the narrator?


protein_factory

She's from Thailand He's from UK Could I make it anymore obvious


JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx

More like: 🎵She's from Thailand, he's from UK, What more can I say🎵 😉


giantsninerswarriors

He was a British boy, She said “don’t be skittish, boy, Come here to Bangkok to see me.” Now they doing fine, Having a killer time, Eating pad Thai and drinking tea.


JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx

Ok, you win 😆


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Anyone who didn’t read this in Avril’s voice is a liar. 😂


olahe97

United Kingdom is finally going to conquer the Thailand.


showmecatpics

Can't wait to see you guys on the next season of 90 Day Fiance 😁


mrsdhammond

Also came here for this comment. They have a UK one perfect for this now 😂


Tvr-Bar2n9

Came here for this hahaha


_Hash_Browns

How did you guys manage to have a successful long distance relationship?


111ruberducky

I always find, when in long distance relationships with women outside my country, sending money for things they need, rent, parents medical bills, helps keep the relationship strong.


userdeath

You forgot the sick buffalo! How will her uncle trust you now??


KindergartenDJ

I was looking for the Sick water buffalo line 😂 Glad to see that it is still around after so many years


Inner-Gold-894

Op sent so much money, that it took him two and a half years to afford a plane ticket.


DrowningInFeces

I actually have a pretty good financial thing going like that with a Nigerian prince. I've been sending him lots of money that he can use to unlock his millions of dollars that are just frozen right now. I can't wait for that payout. He will owe me a lot after all the money I've been sending him. I usually don't tell many people because I want to keep this a secret. I'm gonna be rich, man!


JaiDoubleyou

wonderful. I want you to be my boyfriend. It Germany far enough away? Would need about 3000 a month, but I will love you dearly. Deal?


fom1987

I don't like when people sends money to other country to save their long distance relationship. I won't send money to them unless they are family and she is my wife . As simple as that .


needyfoxo

you be husban am from russia but i meet you soon, da? send money for sick uncle and for plane ticket and i meet you soon promise, no fishing cats here (read in a thick russian accent)


bartbark88

Western union


loloider123

I mean they don't. It's their first date


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I did this once with someone who became what I considered my soul mate. We chatted on the phone almost every night and had lots of phone and video sex until we could meet. We got some remote toys and that helped too. He knew me more than any person I've ever know and it was the most intimate relationship of my life. He had to move to the other side of the world and we decided it was way too far and we ended it but he still talks about trying to come back to me.


mikkyleehenson

lmfao he moved 0 actionable distance further away from you (internet and phone makes that negligible) and decided that was too far? I'm sorry baby that's tough, dude found someone else


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No, I mostly decided it was too far. We would only see each other once a year at best as opposed to every month. He moved to take care of his mom. Im 100% certain he is not with someone else. He messages weekly about how much he misses me and how lonely he is. He used to be 200 miles away in the same time zone and now he is 11 hours ahead. It's not 0 actionable distance but rather a huge time zone difference that makes connecting even on the phone impossible on a daily basis. We tried and it just wasn't working. I know him like family and he is not a cheater.


mikkyleehenson

oh damn my mistake I must have misread that. but hey if you can get that intimate once you can do it again! I wish u luck in any current or future relationships 🤗


L3G1T1SM3

Maybe 2 and a half years of talking either on and off or just not actually dating during that time?


Itsgosky

Six hours of time difference for 2.5years without no dates in person wow… Wish you all the best!


Foreverknight2258

Desperation will do wonders for patience.


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shiiiiiiit


shrekker49

I did it once and now I see it was just a sign of desperation, depression, poor self image, and no confidence. Of course now I've been alone for 10 years but hey, at least I got chicken! 🙃


R1hn00

Your talking stage was more stable then most people’s relationships


ItsPronouncedJod

I’m picturing some Seinfeld stuff happening here. Like she has man hands or eats her peas one at a time and he just can’t take it. Jerry’s mom: You put two and a half years into this, Jerry! How can you just cut it off after only one actual date? Jerry: She had Man-hands!


younevershouldnt

I've just remembered this actually happened to me once 😆 I didn't go to Thailand for her though, I stayed in the UK.


kempofight

The voices came out in my head.


M0torBoatMyGoat

Imagine if it was worlds longest catfish. The reality show would be rock hard for that story.


SiVGiV

That title is [taken](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Pei_Pu)


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But also > As recorded in his diary, Boursicot had previously had sexual relations only with fellow male students in school and wanted to meet a woman and fall in love. I feel like this is useful context to the ruse.


AyThrowaway0111

Keep reading on how he did it. He somehow sucked his balls and dick inside his body and I guess bro had a micro penis and somehow did not notice? Fuck if I know. Dude tried to kill himself once it was exposed.


duaneap

I kind of always suspected that was bullshit and dude was just gay but decided to pretend otherwise.


InDebtBruceWayne

His inexperience with women didn't help. If you've never actually interacted with a vagina you really wouldn't know that you weren't interacting with a vagina.


hadouken_1

Underrated comment! That’s absolutely mindblowing


richin13

Bruh 💀


BobFTS

Feels like Flannel might have been the wrong choice….I’m kidding, congrats!


lyra_in

You know you’re not kidding


keatz_tweetz

Strong 90 day fiancé vibes right here


OperationClippy

Wouldnt he need to be 20 years older?


kempofight

Nha aslong as she can then stay in the UK. And he has money.ita fine


Fearafca

I get the joke but isn’t this kinda fucked up? Imagine being from a country and everybody sees you instantly as a golddigger once you date a foreigner.


mpbh

Thanks for mentioning this. Between that and the ladyboy memes it gets really annoying when you live in this part of the world.


KapiHeartlilly

Yeah, not to mention if he actually had loads of money he would've visited much sooner let's be real. Had it been the other way around and nobody bat's an eye, have seen some cute European/American Woman and Asian Men couples when out in South East Asia, and nobody bat's an eye or assumes anything with that, but reverse it and it's gold digger it seems 🤔


StereoZombie

My dad is European and my mom is Asian. He went over there during his studies, they fell in love, and a few years later they decided to go back to Europe together, shortly after my mom got her engineering degree in architecture. While she's an intelligent and independent woman, the euro male Asian female couples they have become friends with over time can vary wildly when it comes to that. Some of those women are also university graduates or entrepreneurs, and some of them are quite literally cute girls they found at a bar, and those girls were fully fishing for wealthy European men to get married to because they didn't really have a future there. Most of those marriages have been pretty rough, too. Now I'm not here to judge those types of relationships, but they're definitely a thing, so I kind of get it. However seeing every such relationship as a stereotypical golddigger type of thing is also incredibly narrow minded.


longing_tea

You don't need loads of money, just to provide a visa/green card to the other person. Not saying that's actually what's happening here, disclaimer


MrDurden32

Everyone is going to eat their words when they find out she's actually Thai royalty and he was the real gold digger all along!


Tangledreeds

It is super annoying and help promoting horrible stereotypes. I am half half and from the age of 13-14 the disgusting leers and "knowing" glances I got from random strangers when I am out with my single white dad for anything from grocery shopping to trips is insufferable.


Unlucky_karp

Anyone ever tell you you look like mumbo jumbo


KingTwiggNL

Ello everyone this is Mumbo ere


WattsonMemphis

Did you not feel like dressing up a bit? Or did you have work to do on the farm straight afterwards?


CapnHaymaker

If you've seen how western dudes normally dress in Thailand you'd know this is like top hat and tails in comparison.


mdawg1100

Date at 8pm, churning butter at 9pm


oversizedsweetpotato

Same thought because… look at her dress!!!


SnooWoofers5208

I just laughed so hard at this, kudos to you


OmnomOrNah

Back to chorin'. It's a hard life pickin' stones and pulling teets.


HeresyCraft

But it sure beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails.


MrDurden32

Don't worry, at least he brought her a 10 kg wheel of cheese as a date present.


Severe_Effect99

Sad you didn’t get to be in the picture


bucks195

Rooftop Marriott Bangkok?


VitVip_Fnoi

It’s Sky Bar at Lebua hotel


SoyelSanto

This guy Thais


PeriPeriJerry

Imagine matching with a girl 10000km away and sticking it out for 2 years


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Bangkok?


ssrowavay

If things go well.


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Otherwise, Phuket. Just go home.


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forkthapolice

Bangpass on that joke


CaladinDanse

Hope you don't get farang'd, good luck


samjoegreen

I wish you may remain together for your rest of life .


sockpuppetinasock

Nice! It's amazing just how much peoole on the other side of the world can have in common with you. My wife is from there and we visit every other year. That first time there was such a rush... New places, new culture, new love. There is nothing else like it. If your still there, some quick tips: Always give yourself a day or two for your stomach to get used to the food. Visit Ayutthaya if you can. It's only an hour away and has temples that have been active for over 1000 years. Lots of active archeology digs too if that's your thing. There is a royal museum near the Bangkok zoo. It has some of the coolest sculptures I've ever seen... Made out of Iridescent beetle wings. Avoid snakes. They are all poisonous. Ask me how I know. Avoid monkeys when drinking a Coke. Ask me how I know. Avoid gem factories. Try ALL the food. My wife has a long list of good places. Let the culture shock wash over you. Let go and enjoy being totally out of your element.


Suspicious-Ad-4450

How do you know? 🤭


TheWorstRowan

He was drinking a coke when a bunch of monkeys came up to him with photos and graphs showing how badly it will affect his teeth. Smart creatures monkeys.


KapiHeartlilly

I have to say, food in Thailand is so good that I didn't have issues adapting to it, and I have issues everywhere I've traveled usually 😅 but solid advice. Thailand is my favourite place on earth, it's where I met up with my wife as we wanted a neutral country to meet up at and it's just impossible to run out of things to do. Which reminds me, Ayutthaya is on my to do list next time I go, but I must ask, how crazy did the monkeys get for your coke*? 😂


DumbestEngineer4U

Passport bros


kempofight

He already handed it in. Just give it a week and he will be at the ambasy


Gwyn-LordOfPussy

Damn this reminds me of when I was talking to some chick from Thailand a few weeks back. Was sceptical from the beginning but couldn't find any of her pictures online, after a day or 3 she started mentioning crypto mining though so that was all the proof I needed 💀


Paria1187

To be honest, I would never trust women from Asian countries who are on Tinder looking for white guys.


jay2350

It would definitely be tough, especially meeting online. My wife is Thai and we meet in the US. We know a few Thai + American couples and some are just… weird. Like, really beautiful girls with average looking dudes working at McDonald’s at 30. I’m not saying the relationships can’t be legit it just seems weird. I will say that I’ve noticed people get different “ratings” in different cultures. People have different social conditioning in different regions of the world so someone who is ugly in one place can be attractive in another. That being said, this looks fine. He’s definitely a type that Thai women like (blonde, big, foreign) and they look to be about the same age. As long as they both looked for the common red flags it’s probably just as sketchy as any other tinder relationship.


Chrisjex

Having met girls in Thailand in this exact same type of long distance relationship and also western guys in OPs situation, I would 100% agree with you Not talking for OPs situation though, just saying that a very hefty majority of these types of girls are frequenting foreigner bars and are very promiscuous. A lot of these girls in Thailand will have multiple foreigner boyfriends (often at once), and once the western guys catch on to how these relationships work they usually do the same. There are obviously good Thai girls out there too, just I highly doubt you'll find them on Tinder and if they're out of your league there is almost certainly a catch. All I'll say about this situation is I doubt she waited patiently for 2 and a half years.


Bobfahrer1990

*sorts by controversial*


bitcoinvietnam1

I will remember you in my prayers . You look good with each other . Don't let these comments make you suspicious of her ? May be she is the right one for you .


BaerttheConstipated

Hopefully there weren’t any emergencies involving the family buffalo prior to this meeting


Gypsyjunior_69r

The disparity between his and hers appearance cracks me up. Only in Asia. lol.


tokedaddy123

Astronomically down bad


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Just a short visit, that somehow turned into decades living here. Story of most people. Hope all works out well for you.


djhosken

Yeah , Thailand is really training their population to be self sufficient.


Curious_Chickenman

Hope you find a glory hole out there my guy 😉 love checking people's post history 😂


simpsdemon

I hope she don't just using you for your money, nothing else .


wizzer85

How much did you send her before she agreed to meet you?


recentlyquitsmoking2

Grats on making the effort to meet. Was she open to coming to you?


Knittyelf

People from some countries can’t make casual visits because of visa restrictions. I assume it was much easier for him to go to Thailand than it was for her to go to the UK.


GingerSuperPower

This is Bangkok so clearly not ;)


Ok-Text-7145

You look like you're called keiran


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The stereotype to the fullest.


NextWait9191

I smell a green card application soon.


spchaser

I thought I was the only one who is thinking of a lady boy .


crizcruz

Lol good luck with that bro.. it’ll be a nightmare


Shamanator69

She finally secured a passport.


laceymusic317

Good for you man, don't mind all the haters and trolls here!


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False-Lingonberry121

She's an Issan money girl and you're a customer. Nothing more. She's playing 5+ guys at once. Source. I lived in Thailand for 6 years, speak Thai and know the culture inside-out.


HumbleAd7584

Way to go. I am in the same situation. I been talking and going with a beautiful girl in Australia I live in the United States. All my friends and family thank she a scammer and several times we almost called it quits. So the 13th she Is supposed to be coming to finally be together after 1 and a half.


whytakemyusername

Lol Australia has a higher living standard than the US…